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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sony is delusional again
    News at ten.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Venom was the first movie that paved the way in the post covid world. All other movies learned a lot from Venom

      Ho home Sony, you're drunk.

      Wasnt it spiderman that made a billion dollars?

      Wrong! it was Morbius and Sony knows that but they are too afraid to admit it

      The venom movies were so damn awful people were begging for a decent movie and Tom delivered as usual.

      Be honest, would you have ever even watched Top Gun Maverick if it wasn't for Venom?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt watch either of them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know there was Venom movie actually.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Brother, you're in for a treat! We've got TWO VENOM MOVIES

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never saw that other movie but I did see maverick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what a moronic logic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its true. Top gun and venom were both continuously delayed while people were scared to go out and watching covid cases spike. Eventually Sony said frick it and dropped it to use it as a test to see if people would go out again. It made enough money and no way home and top gun kept their dates and people stopped caring about covid.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I gotta say though, Nolan had balls releasing Tenet when Covid was raging high.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tenet was trash anyway. His worst movie by far.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only watched VENMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
        Don't give a frick about le manlet pilot.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venom was the first movie that paved the way in the post covid world. All other movies learned a lot from Venom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ho home Sony, you're drunk.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt it spiderman that made a billion dollars?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong! it was Morbius and Sony knows that but they are too afraid to admit it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys troon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >troonyjak

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The venom movies were so damn awful people were begging for a decent movie and Tom delivered as usual.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From Sony's leaked email we can conclude they're staffed by literal drooling morons and corpo suits who want Spidey do do hot yoga and mudding and veganism because they heard that's hot with the kids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense how my brother in law was able to become an executive there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those emails were a real eye-opener. Most of those people could barely even spell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they are all from the race of doctors, engineers, and scientists, their skulls work in different ways, no time to waste learning how to speak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was millennial Spiderman
      We need the zoomer audience now so he's on tiktok eating bugs and saying how "bussin" being woke is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is anyone going to thank Sony for getting Biden elected?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was morbius that paved the way

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Without Venom, Tom Cruise wouldn't even have a career.
    Kneel, Cruise.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That fricking Eminem song
    VENUM VENUM! VENUM! VENUM! VENUM? VENUM VENUM!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10 bucks says this quote was arranged by that last morbmeme-obsessed guy in the marketing dept who still clings to the idea of turning memes into dollars

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sony getting desperate for a win that they are trying to take credit for other movies' success again.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rumors come out that venom 2 is about a gay relationship between the alien parasite and host
    I lost all interest immediately upon hearing this rumor. Never did watch the movie. the first was mediocre

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest complaint about the Venom movie is that Venom doesn't have a fat ass like he does in the comics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My complaint about venom is that it's basically just PG-13 pick related

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and I loved that movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i want a pre-masticated cheeseburger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think him having a flat ass is a bigger crime

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they mean to say that Top Gun's budget was funded with profits from Venom? Or are they saying that Venom "proved" something about what kind of films they could make and expect to be successful?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Venom laid the groundwork for post covid cinema

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What does that entail?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It entails being a movie that makes enough money during covid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But Venom came out over a year before the plandemic. What's the correlation?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was made in the same lab that invented covid so it counts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Venom was the first post-covid big hit.
          it's what meant it was safe for blockbusters to come back
          but Maverick was SO much later it's silly to claim that made any difference
          But it DID make all the difference for Spiderman No way Home

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. It was unironically the PAW Patrol movie.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Planes (2013) paved the way for Maverick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This tbqhwyf imagine Top Gun Maverick without any planes smdh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This tbqhwyf imagine Top Gun Maverick without any planes smdh

      What does it mean

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony Boss
    Which braindead israelite are they referring to here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I busy my ass making spreadsheets that math themselves out for absolute fricking tards and make under 100k
      >Some Black person makes an MS painted image that says Food is Fun and takes home 100 million

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone going to thank Sony for getting Biden elected?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone wants credit for that.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >please clap
    It was all Cruise

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A24 deserves credit for drawing all the smelly hipsters to their film so chads could see Maverick in peace.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these year still seething over sony
    At some point you need to grow up

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VENMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What fricking correlation is there between venom and the new top gun?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venom chads win again

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ahahahah. Cruise alone deserves credit for Maverick. No one else had a hand in it. Sony is getting more moronic by the day imagine trying to ride off Cruise's success by saying you made it possible

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