The funniest comedic performance by an A lister in years

The funniest comedic performance by an A lister in years

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no that was Phoenix in Napoleon
    om nom nom nom nom

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it isnt funny

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why was it at night though? that makes it kind of lame. i want sun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't skinny dip at the beach during the day jackass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what are nude beaches

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a nude beach would have defeated the point of the scene, which was a sort of distant intimacy/getting the kid out of his shell

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't skinny dip at the beach during the day jackass
        when you are filming jlaw nude, you do it in sunshine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >never been to a secluded beach
        You are missing out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Set it at dusk, they get cool cinammontography. At night it's like cruising for quickies.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        swimming at night is just asking to be eaten by a shark

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never skinny dipped and I don't want to since I'd have a boner the entire time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me and my sister did when we were kids

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You shouldn't skinny dip at the beach AT ALL unless it's a nude or clothing optional beach.

        JLaw deserved to have her clothes stolen, the frickin' prostitute.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      already seen her butthole in full sunshine, no need for another, lesser image.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't. That wasn't her. It was a couple posting explicit images as "hottexascouple" or something similar.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone saw your butthole now get over it already before they kick you out of Kentucky again you dumb b***h.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this returns nothing on google
          btw these threads are posted by jlaw's PR team

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love how every single mention of her butthole always gets this deflection. There's multiple pictures of her pussy and her cum covered face but god forbid somebody look at her butthole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CGI scenes are much easier to animate realistically in low-light conditions (see Jurassic Park)

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she actually is funny talented and pretty hot, she was just bad af in those Xmen films

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's mediocre

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this from the invisible man?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      men

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, there's two of them in that frame - one standing behind her and the other in front of her - both naked and with throbbing erections

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ITS INVISIBLE MA'AM

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    punched in the fuzzy vag

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's still a great piece of frickmeat

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it her or is it deepfake? surely someone has a webm?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hollywood doesn't utilize deepfake tech yet. Besides, why would they use a body double with deflated breasts?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even my manbreasts are more shapely.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s the only comedic performance by an A lister in years, other than capeshit quipfests

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Hard Feelings genuinely brought me back to the feeling of watching rom coms from the 2000s and late 90s. Laughed much more than i expected and Jlaw was hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I had such a fun time laughing in a full theatre watching JLaw go all out for the role. Sure the movie wasn't perfect but it brought me back to the early 2000's comedies where studio's weren't destroying movies to fit their "pandering to society" agenda. And yeah JLaw is damn sexy.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine somebody stealing your clothes from the beach, thats some fricked up shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a prank bro

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the same promotional .gif already

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Body double (with merkin no less) aside that was a funny scene. JLaw is still great at playing trashy white women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of the celebrity name then?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OW MY BALLS

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate it when people posting from like saudi arabia have to censor shit. oh no i mean sh*t sorry saudibros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not saudis it’s the nofap kiddies. I’ve seen bikini pics of relevant actresses get deleted because some dumbass teen got triggered.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The jannies here will delete if uncensored

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    agreed. Jlaw is a treasure and proof acting talent is innate and not learned since she dropped out of grade school to start her career and does not even have a high school diploma.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >agreed. Jlaw is a treasure and proof acting talent is innate and not learned since she stopped doing something completely unrelated to acting
      are you moronic anon?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she stopped her education and never studied acting. She was a natural.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at first glance that looked like Paul Dano in drag

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >does not even have a high school diploma
      like 85% of actors

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oww, my lady balls!
    >dog yelps
    >man looks into the camera and says "thayts gotta hoit"
    Comedy gold

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with a milf jlaw

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JLaw is based for filming this right after having a kid

  22. 4 weeks ago
    γρηγορεύω

    Funny breasts.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all nude scenes are pointless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I walked into the movie horny, I left the movie questioning if there's such a thing as tasteful nudity.

      It's all so tiring...

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope more celebs in their 30s and 40 do nude scenes now after seeing how much people liked Jennifer Lawrence for doing this. Brie Larson and Emma Watson should be next.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eww no

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad how she did that way past her prime and now she has that awkward-looking body, everyone remembers her leaked pictures that were way hotter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She filmed it right after having a baby. You can see her losing the baby weight throughout the movie (some scenes her face looks chubbier than others). She still looks pretty damn hot to me after putting back on some healthy weight.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you had one job

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is quite the comedian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look so Siberian?
      It always bothered me. What is her actual ancestry?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her ancestry is bogged

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          It's just shit makeup and lipstick. She looked great at the Golden Globes.

          :((

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her ancestry is bogged

      It's just shit makeup and lipstick. She looked great at the Golden Globes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry man but she took the call. It's very very obvious.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Faceblind autist.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This scene clearly used ai or body double. In 4k is clear how weird the nudity looks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there is a reason the lighting was so bad.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was hilarious

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not surprised that this casting couch prostitute did a trashy T&A role.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lawrence is of English, Scottish, Irish and German descent.
    Classic American Euro-mutt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm German-Serbian-Croatian-Scottish-Indian-Iranian on my great-great-great grandma's side
      Just say you're American for frick's sake

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my wiener laughed

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love JLaw so much

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the movie. Is wasn’t any where remotely funny, but I though it was comfy and whole hearted towards the end.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah i was surprised how comfy it was. JLaw and the guy were good together.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes she comes off as a dumb c**t, but she's still better than most Hollywood celebrities

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > you now remember the fappening

    I saw her butthole
    I liked it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was quite frickable.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*boink*
    >"ooooof right in the ham wallet"

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never not want to frick her. She's not even my type, she just has that energy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't stand her but she looks lime she'd be a lot of fun to get sloppy drunk with. We'd tell each other stories of dumb capers and shenanigans we got up to, would run around the halls of the hotel laughing uncontrollably looking for the ice machine, later we'd put on an old monster movie and slowly get closer and closer to each other on the couch. I'd be nervous and moving too slow so finally she'd just make a move and we'd end up having the most intense, passionate sex either of us has ever had, followed by hours of cuddling and talking in that wonderful half dreamlike state. I'd wake up hungover in the morning to a room service tray of breakfast (we talked about how much we both loved hashbrowns the night before), a brief handwritten note thanking me for a lovely evening, and a printed first class airplane ticket back to my nearest airport. I would never tell anyone of this, but I would cherish the memory privately for the rest of my life.

      When she first came around I told my friend I hated her acting and he said to get used to her because she was gonna be the face of hollywood for the next 10 years. He was right.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ffffrick someone post that Rey explosive diarrhea pic

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israeli movie like all sex movies

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, it's another Butthole Lawrence thread from her top Cinemaphile simp. Daily reminder that she still won't sleep with you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Daily reminder that she still won't sleep with you
      probably not but her mom lives in my hometown and we shop at the same grocery store. the odds are slim but it's not zero. maybe i'll strike a conversation with her one day while shopping and she'll introduce me to her daughter. it's not impossible bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But I'm a nobody living in the same town as Butthole's mom
        lmao
        The cope is real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder that a dog with a pussy tattooed on its forehead who aggressively talks at Thai ladyboys about the cinema of Jacques Rivette might sleep with you if you're willing to pay the price

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This anon pays to frick dogs
        I'm glad Canada exists so you can be contained there

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumb b***h can't even act like getting hit in the balls the right way
    let me show you the goat

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the whole webm i haven't jacked off today

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you don't have your powerful israelite groomer anymore and you realize the wall is coming and you try to cash out
    Jlaw career looks like a porn star doing Black folk because its already over.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited for her upcoming movies https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2225369/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will she be nude in any of them?

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mfw I see those deflated balloons

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