The Galaxy shall tremble before the name.SNOKE

The Galaxy shall tremble before the name….SNOKE

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the villain was just a sexy alien chick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was Lucia’s plan
      Sith pussy was why Ben would fall.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sith pussy
        There's only one sith pussy that could make a Jedi fall to the dark side.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stinky Sith Pussy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God I hope so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when did we actually get a sexy female main antagonist...

      closest I could think of is Maggie Q in Die Hard 4 or Mama in Dredd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        men in black 2 or 3? One of those.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember thinking during The Force Awakens that he was a failed clone of Palpatine but a friend of mine told me that idea was moronic, and I agreed with him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's a failed clone of the "Prime Jedi", the 8 foot tall alien body builder who founded the Jedi Order thousands of years ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds significantly more interesting than whatever Rian Johnson thought would result from TLJ.
        Actually, did Johnson ever even pretend he would have explained who Snoke was?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Planned villain before Disney tossed the script they bought

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Much better villain design. And would make more sense when Kylo ditched luke for bad girl sith pussy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s wrong with your faaace?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Disney
    >Be an absolute powerhouse when it comes to marketing to girls
    >Buy an IP so you can appeal to boys too
    >Put a pissy feminist woman in charge of it
    >Woman tries to market your boy IP to girls, completely defeating the purpose of buying it
    >Don't stick to any of the lore of the IP you just bought
    >Destroy a bunch of settings in your universe and kill off all of the original characters
    >Act like 50% of your IP doesn't exist
    >Make up your own shit and do whatever you feel like instead so the IP is unrecognizable to the point you might as well have just made a new IP up yourself
    >Waste tens of billions of dollars on action figures that don't sell
    >Open a $2000/ night LARP hotel and base it on your own shitty movies instead of the ones people loved that you bought the rights to
    >Don't fire the woman who tanked your IP even though fans keep asking you to
    >Refuse to elaborate

    It's like buying a lovely 2 bedroom house and hiring a contractor to demolish one bedroom right away, then seal the other bedroom off permanently with a brick wall. Then the contractor takes the granite countertops in the kitchen and replaces them with coarse plywood. Finally, the contractor paints the exterior of the house bright pink.
    Surely that would devalue your investment. Why would someone do that? Wouldn't you at least shitcan the contractor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tries to market your boy IP to girls
      Did she really though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Main character is an infallible woman
        >Trying to make space Twilight with a forced Reylo romance
        >Porgs
        I don't even know who Star Wars is supposed to be for anymore but it isn't young boys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They did the same thing with the MCU. Marvel was supposed to be for boys, too, but they stuffed a bunch of useless women into it. It's like Disney is forgetting the entire reason they acquired these IPs.

        Lucas did the same thing with the prequels when he tried to market them to literally everyone and ended up alienating his core fandom. He stuck Samuel L Jackson in to appeal to black people, Jar-Jar in to appeal to toddlers, Hayden Christensen to appeal to teenage girls, etc.

        It sounds corny but an IP like Star Wars shouldn't have to mean something to everyone, it has to mean everything to someone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did the same thing with the MCU. Marvel was supposed to be for boys, too, but they stuffed a bunch of useless women into it. It's like Disney is forgetting the entire reason they acquired these IPs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's partially because if they were to admit publicly or internally that they bought SW and Marvel for those reason's they'd be called sexist from their employees and twitter.
        There has been a shift in recent years to erode and remove male majority places and things. Look at how the Boy Scouts are now no longer for boys but the Girl Scouts are still for girls.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This whole Snoke thing only got worse with the first Palpatine scene in the final movie

    So Snoke was just a fricked up Palpatine clone and Palpatine, who probably is a clone himself (Sheeev if you will), has a full jar of snokes in his basement

    But why?

    Why was only one Snoke active? Why would Palp announce to the whole galaxy he is alive, and not just send out another Snoke? If Palp just announces to literally everyone including the fortnite fanbase that he's still around why go with Snoke cover up anyway? The first Snoke could have always just posed as Palpatine survived, which would have shattered the New Republic morale even more because he would appear as unkillable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie was written by literal monkeys, don't try to find some logic in it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know they made shit up as they went ahead and had no clear idea where the story would go, it's just so frustrating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >including the fortnite fanbase
      lmao I never got this. You're trying to appeal to kids on a platform they use but you bring back a character from the 70's they've never heard of to begin with? Imagine how confused and apathetic some 12 year-old would be about Palpatine showing up in his fortnite game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they were hoping the Zoomers were tuned in to all the dank Sheev memes from the prequels.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing about the sequel trilogy is that it had no sensible story. Nothing about the story made sense or was explained.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in the leadup to TFA coming out, somebody pointed out that "Snoke" sounds like "Snake" and we speculated whether or not he was going to hiss when he talked, like Cobra Commander.

    I'm not sure if that would have been better or worse than what we got.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh shit is that plagueis? Or some rogue sith who was competing with palpatine in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to take over? Or some cool ancient sith who awoke from countless years of slumber? Or just anything cool really?
    >oh whats that? Its uhhh...just some random cloned force guy they have a million of to serve as a puppet for palpatine, who "somehow returned"? Ok

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Snoke is Plagueis
      >theory that Plagueis is responsible for Anakin's creation is confirmed
      >Sequel Trilogy is the Skywalker family facing the evil entity that created them in the first place

      Admit it, this would have been cool.

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