The Gooner from How to with John Wilson S3E3

So gooners are actually real? I thought it was just a joke like fingerboxes or something. Why would he agree to appear on an HBO show like this? Was he a hired actor?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    exhibitionism?

    plus we all know at least one person will jerk off TO this. that includes him.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gooner is also a lego star wars fan
    lego star wars bros... not like this...

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That monitor is way too far away for it's size. Can't stand when people buy a decent computer rig and have some dogshit monitor. I had a guy at work say he had a 4080 when they came out and I asked what his monitor was and he said he uses the same 24" 60hz one from 10 years ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't stand it? why do you even give a frick in the first place

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brain dead hyper-consumers get cranky when they see other people haven't upgraded to the latest [OVERPRICED THING] yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern displays are a ripoff and still full of flaws from LCD tech from 30 years ago.
      Even top of the line OLEDs still have motion blur and burn in issues.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has his reddit account been identified?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the actual frick am I looking at. seriously thought of hiding the thread browsing the catalog. what the fuuuuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://fmoviesz.to/tv/how-to-with-john-wilson-nkkzn/3-3
      4:00 in

      Has his reddit account been identified?

      https://www.reddit.com/user/StefHipari/
      https://www.instagram.com/nismoprostitute/
      He's into trannies now. And guns.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his black gf left him for a white guy
        goonerbros…

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he has made posts about bbc and crossdressing in the few hours since anon posted these links
        lmao

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Habitual
    Masturbator
    Anyways I jerk off like 3-4 times a day and have always done so but I just cum and get back to what I was doing.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where i go. I must goon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a two-way fleshight? Two different holes? Two bros who want to frick a Fleshlight together?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have zoomers just not heard of cottaging? how online are you, anon?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's pussy and mouth/anus hole you zoomer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay I take the pussy you can have the other hole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the printouts?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >your laptop's fully charged now? why are you taking it into the bathroom?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impressive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >6tb worth of private goon material collection

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow this picture is almost old enough to star in its own porno

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m tired of John Wilson’s fake moron schtick. Joe Pera does it too. Feels like this is the only outlet for leftist comedians who want to say something controversial but are afraid to. The problem for them is i can identify a fake moron from miles away. Connor O’Malley, same thing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither have said anything controversial nor really have any “leftist” opinions on their shows, you’re just a schizo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hear hear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS! As a rightoid I prefer all my opinions and humor to come from REAL morons!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I always thought gooning was a meme but I guess people actually do this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have reddit communities, that's where the term comes from

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he inhaled pure memes, kind of like unironic flat earthers

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    amateur. a real gooncation involves renting a motel room for a few days, buying at least one cheap TV on craigslist to use in addition to the one already in the room, sex toys/dolls, and poppers. i know from experience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do tell.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much what i said.
        >broke up with girl i lived with
        >had to keep living together for 6 weeks until her new lease started
        >decided to take a 3 day weekend gooncation
        >got a shitty motel room
        >put a bunch of porn on an external hard drive
        >found a guy with a cheap old ~40" tv on craigslist
        >told ex i was going to see my parents or something
        >so fricking excited
        >never did poppers before but figured this was a good time to try them so i bought some online and thankfully they got there in time
        >packed all my shit
        >went to costco and bought an obscene amount of junk food
        >checked into motel
        >parked directly in front of the room and unloaded everything
        >setup laptop on dresser in front of motel tv
        >put extra tv next to it
        >hook screens up to my laptop
        >goon for 12+ hours each day
        >wienerrings, fleshlight, sex doll torso thing
        >poppers
        it was honestly amazing. i think about it all the time. i WILL do it again someday.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re kind of skipping over the part where you somehow decide this was a good idea. Had you done this before? What was the inspiration?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i am a gooner

            I didn't have a word for what I've been doing until zoomers vomited up 'gooning' but it's basically me. I have no desire to deal with another physical human being. I just really, really like jerking off for hours at a time.

            zoomers did not invent the term. it's been around for longer than people think, almost a decade now i think. when i first got into it, it was all on tumblr and IRC, now it's discord.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't have a word for what I've been doing until zoomers vomited up 'gooning' but it's basically me. I have no desire to deal with another physical human being. I just really, really like jerking off for hours at a time.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just really, really like jerking off for hours at a time.
            It's called edging. Also gooning didn't become a popular term until trannies and sissies started spamming it everywhere.

            Seriously, why is it so hard to find gooning compilation videos on popular sites WITHOUT sissy or troony/shemale content. What happened to old fashioed jack off encouragement set to techno?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              iktf
              sometimes i want a long wank but frick that gay shit. just give me a good beat if its gonna be a long session. im over the hill anyway, so idgaf anymore. young mans problem.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          POPPERS AND WEIRD SHEX

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I need to be on meth or Adderall to do something like that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So to goon is to jack off but never cum? How is it different from edging?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you are going that far with it, why not hire a couple of prostitutes as well?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought about it but honestly idk what i would do with them. i wouldn't want to frick them, i just want to watch porn and jerk off.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No idea how people can goon sober. I have to do atleast a half a gram of coke before I start edging.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO DAT ON HIS SCREEN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reya Sunshine I think

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        legend

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So gooners are actually real?
    Yes, I know a german guy that has 800TB of porn.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weak

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goobers are the penultimate losers of the sexual arms race.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's worse?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the internet the worst thing to happen to humanity in history? idk if it's ruined more lives than it's improved

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >idk if it's ruined more lives than it's improved
      It just pulled the veil off humanity and showed that just about everyone is an angry, horny moron, back in the day you could at least easily pretend that most people are normal and getting on with their day

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between gooning and edging?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All gooners edge but not all edgers goon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > The difference is that they're different

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its a spectrum, you should know all about those.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone can edge while gonners are more hyper addicted to edging than most people. It also involves setting up a system to immerse yourself in instead of just edging in front of the TV or PC for a few hours.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So it's edging but only if you're a troony?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "gooning" is basically tantric sex with your hand

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gooning is basically just edging but taken to the extreme.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at this point they're pretty much synonymous. zoomers do overuse the term; it didn't always just mean jerking off.
      for me, gooning includes getting off to the fact that you're addicted to porn and what you're doing is bad. there are things called goon captions, which are pornographic images with text overlaid that says things about how fricked addicted you are, how you choose porn over social activities, how you don't want to get better, etc. it's dark stuff for sure. but god damn does it get me off

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the opposite for me. Gooncaps are hot but not the ones that tell me I'm an addicted loser. I already know that, I'm gooning to take my mind off it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just like to lose myself in the fantasy of how attractive the women are. There is *literally* no action I can take in 3D to have hopes of getting with a chick that attractive so the porn lets me live out those fantasies. And no I can't 'settle' for a less attractive woman I've tried.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There is *literally* no action I can take in 3D to have hopes of getting with a chick that attractive so the porn lets me live out those fantasies
            I dunno why you’d think that, it’s not as if porn stars are high status women, they usually get into porn because they fricked up in life and don’t have many other options. A girl like that would frick even an ugly dude as long as he had a decent paying job.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              real women come with shitloads of baggage that is annoying as frick to deal with. this elimiates that completely. and do you really think a gooner has a decent paying job?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and do you really think a gooner has a decent paying job?
                there is a subreddit for people who get really into it, called r/gooncaves. most of it is just dick pics in front of a laptop, but some of the people there really go all out and convert entire rooms into dedicated porn watching areas.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how old are you? have you given up on women?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's interesting. are you a loser irl? do you have a job, do you date women? i'm generally pretty bad at social interaction and maintaining relationships, but in general people like me, i have a good job, i usually have a gf, and i'm decently attractive. i just fricking love porn more than anything else and i love the caps that tell me what a pathetic loser i am.

          women/goonettes are more into that psychosocial side of it compared to men i find

          and unfortunately there are like 5 of them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m a neet who hasn’t had a gf in two years so yeah I think that fits the definition of loser

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        women/goonettes are more into that psychosocial side of it compared to men i find

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are fujos gooners?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My wife keeps trying to turn me gay. She has gotten obsessed with the crust meme and won't stop calling me crusty.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you dont ever slap her?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Crust meme?

              nice broken link moron

              Works perfectly for me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gross gay sex between sweaty hairy dirty men = crusty according to TLOU threads.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gross gay sex between sweaty hairy dirty men

                couldn't that all have been expressed by just saying gay sex?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gooning is the complete dissonance of your being, you basically reduce all your senses to your dick and are a simply a vessel for your erection

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if gooning is wrong, then why does it feel so right??

        checkmate, moron!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My dick hurts that ain't right

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lego Star wars sets
    He's literally me but black.

    Also what pic is he looking at.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That show was a big satirical joke and he admitted to staging scenes, if you want to see real scary gooners check out a documentary series called Sex Actually with Alice Levine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which episode is the gooners?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy was the most interesting person in the show by light years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That castration shit was nuts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is he trying to do minimise headshot risk or something

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I thought me RPing for a couple of hours at the end of the night was getting bad
    >started seeking out what chronic matsurbators and gooning was more in depth
    >realized that I'm still within what I would consider the safe spectrum
    I don't understand how you just do it for hours and hours on end. In between rp posts I'm usually just browsing here or watching something and read back through when I'm ready to coom.
    On the plus side of it all, I haven't coomed to anything but text in like a year and my imagination/ writing skills are getting better

    Downside: when it's just text it's really easy to start playing more and more depraved things since there's a disconnect without images attached

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey anon if you're still here, where do you RP? Seems like a fun way to learn better writing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goldshire Inn

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't coomed to anything but text in like a year
      Wow, I used to do that as a teen to whatever sex scene I'd find in a novel, but I don't think I could do that today. Did you actively decide to exclusively wank to text or fall into it by accident?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only by gooning do we become whole
    https://twitter.com/smackfrank/status/1703807825468604505?t=p3v41X6N-uIh0ttQ2t975Q&s=19

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice broken link moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Works for me on two different browsers homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone has a twitter account. We cant see your link

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aerospace conference hall was adjacent to a huge porn expo
    >wife and I snuck in and walked around with the company logo branded all over us
    >mfw the girls all knew we didn't travel expressly for the expo and genuinely wanted to talk to us because of that
    >mfw we were taken to backrooms several times and got to feel and suck on breasts
    guarenteed we're in one of those gooner pictures.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your wife was ok with you ogling at porn babes?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's more gay than straight. Total bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is your wife a man? Why else would she marry you if she's "more gay than straight"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            women marry chad. it doesn't matter their preference.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nice cope lol
              if someone has to boast or mention their wife on this shithole to prove they're a "chad", then the wife is ugly
              seen it happen every time

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Porn addiction
    >Lego
    >Craft Beer
    What's his reddit account?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      https://fmoviesz.to/tv/how-to-with-john-wilson-nkkzn/3-3
      4:00 in

      [...]
      https://www.reddit.com/user/StefHipari/
      https://www.instagram.com/nismoprostitute/
      He's into trannies now. And guns.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cut it out for the love of all frick. I used to do it only because I was going through a tough time socially and seeing women be degraded in all sorts of ways soothed my soul or so I thought. It's not worth it. Please, fricking stop.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's wearing the goon shades

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They pay these guys pretty damn well for a quick interview. HBO has deep pockets, and this is a very cheap show to make so they just pay the interviewees more. John said the number in an episode, it’s like 1,800 or something, that's big money to most of the interviewees, especially to just talk about their quirky hobby for not even an hour.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rampage really let himself go

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s your longest goon session?

    Mine is 11 hours. Of course small breaks in that time but majority of the time was spent gooning

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People here regularly just jerk off for hours on end
    What the frick is wrong with you people? Do you guys just not have anything better to do with your lives? You'd have to be an unemployed dipshit to have the time to just jerk off for hours on end.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I work from home, whenever I have a meeting on zoom with some chick I go bottomless and stay at full mast for the entire call. If it isn't my turn to talk I edge my frenulum very slowly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NNGH

        Imagine making your coworker into your unknowing GOONMEAT like that.

        Nnnnngfh

        Makes me want to GOON.

        I'd GOON while thinking of her GLARKING on a BBC like a pathetic GOON PIGGY white boi.

        Nnngghhh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of people here are middle aged basement dwellers

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