It's not too late to lose the weight, stop eating so much, exercise and get healthy. People will respect you more and you'll have more respect for yourself. You'll also live longer. Lizzo is not a role model. She will die before the age of 50 of obesity related complications.
like the left
In your dreams troony. >I'm, I'm I fat?
You at the very least don't know English troony esl. You put in the effort of adding in the ' in I'm so yes you probably are fat as well as stupid.
an article in that statement is the gramatically correct thing to have, it's just not normal for the green text style which itself is borrowed from a specific grammatical sense in Japanese that doesn't exist in English where you basically quote something but as almost a rhetorical statement hence where it came from.
Nah, if your mid section is still visibly narrower than your hips and shoulders from that angle you're fine, maybe a little overweight but that's not gonna be a deal-breaker for most. Might not be the best for your health but I'm not your doctor.
As long as you're still human-shaped I always say, if your mid section is the same width and your hips and shoulders or greater that's when you start to not be human-shaped and at least in my book not very attractive and absolutely fat. But everyone's different.
Daphne. Velma is a disgusting, unhygienic fat nerd with the personality of a wooden block. Alright, to be fair, she'd be good for a quick ass-frick or two, but that's it. Anything beyond that is too much.
Velma's personality is being a nagging shrew. Not only is she fat and has a shitty haircut, but she's also annoying and naggy. That said, she's a damn fine detective, probably the best in the Mystery Gang.
It's usually fat neckbeard nerds who get with the fat nerd girls like Velma. If you're fat, beggers can't be choosers, you have to be willing to frick a fellow fat. If you don't want to frick fats, get thin yourself.
[...]
They are,but it has to be right type of fat nerd.
You're both right.
If you're a fat nerd and you want all the top tier women, you better be funny as frick. basically a chad in nerd clothing.
Otherwise, the best you're really going to do, without doing any major change to yourself, is another fat nerd girl. Usually those can vary from being pretty okay and cool, or the annoying fujo type.
>Otherwise, the best you're really going to do, without doing any major change to yourself, is another fat nerd girl. Usually those can vary from being pretty okay and cool, or the annoying fujo type.
and if you're a fat nerd girl, you can either go after fetishists who will fetishize your obesity, or a neckbeard nerd.
>stacked
she's ok. It's worth noting she has the exact same curves in and out of the sweater so using the idea that the sweater is bulky feels like a mulligan.
>velma >fat
Why must you turn Cinemaphile into a HOUSE OF LIES
the problem with the right for me is that a lot of traps and trans are shaped like daphne. for 1 reason or another femboys are usually shaped thinly and lean like daphne.
at least with thicker girls like velma you KNOW theres a pussy between her legs
> Daphne is fitter and has more stamina, rides my dick like a frick demon all night long. Only downside is she's ditzy as frick and that annoys the hell out of me.
> Velma is fat but has an amazing dumptruck booty that will bruise my balls and fun to smack and squeeze during sex. Smarter than Daphne and is the only one out of the whole group with a future.
And this is suppose to be your counter point? Some 90lb disgusting dirty neet who looks like hell to be around probably smells heavily of bo, piss and fish?
>always wearing the same clothes >willing to settle with almost anyone >happy living on the road in an old hippy van with a smelly dog and a stoner >no interest on fancy expensive dinners, balls or galas
Velma is a lot of things but high maintenance is not one of them. Give her a working internet connection and some books and she'll be okay.
That's not real, they edited it to make Velma bigger. Typical shit taste behavior to stoop to cheating just to get more people interested in your waifu.
my favorite is velma, now i'm going to prove she is better by posting a bunch of off model fanart that gives her a body and facial shape more similar to daphne's.
To me the attraction for Velma is just a curiosity to see how a dull nerd like her would be in the bedroom (The hope would be she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and might secretly be kinky), curiosity to know what fricking a "thicc" girl like her is like, and curiosity to see underneath her frumpy clothes.
Once the initial curiosity was satisfied I'd lose interest though because Daphne's *way more* conventionally attractive. She's slim, has long slender legs, a youthful, fun, feminine personality, better fashion sense, luscious long red hair, a more attractive voice, and even her general body language is sexier.
IF i had to the choice of only one.
It would have to be daphne, cute, sexy and can see sweet.
Definitely, kinky, come on if your traveling in a stuff van you've got to be good with a lot of crummy crap.
Daphne all day. Velma is a fat nerd
like you
Why stick with someone your own league forever when you can try to aim higher
Fat nerdy Velma all the way
>not wanting to have babies with a nerd shaped like that
You're the reason why our fandom is dying.
My homie.
>shaped like the left
I'm, I'm I fat?
It's not too late to lose the weight, stop eating so much, exercise and get healthy. People will respect you more and you'll have more respect for yourself. You'll also live longer. Lizzo is not a role model. She will die before the age of 50 of obesity related complications.
like the left
In your dreams troony.
>I'm, I'm I fat?
You at the very least don't know English troony esl. You put in the effort of adding in the ' in I'm so yes you probably are fat as well as stupid.
What the frick are you talking about, you ESL moron?
>Reply after 21 hours
>using comma
I knew this book would help you, you big dummy.
an article in that statement is the gramatically correct thing to have, it's just not normal for the green text style which itself is borrowed from a specific grammatical sense in Japanese that doesn't exist in English where you basically quote something but as almost a rhetorical statement hence where it came from.
So no, you are the brainlet. NTA
You look like Grimace irl and you know it
If you're a girl, then no, you are not fat.
If you're a boy, then yes, you are fat.
If you're a boy and you're shaped like that, consider becoming a gay. you'll make some dudes very fricking happy.
Nah, if your mid section is still visibly narrower than your hips and shoulders from that angle you're fine, maybe a little overweight but that's not gonna be a deal-breaker for most. Might not be the best for your health but I'm not your doctor.
As long as you're still human-shaped I always say, if your mid section is the same width and your hips and shoulders or greater that's when you start to not be human-shaped and at least in my book not very attractive and absolutely fat. But everyone's different.
breasts or gtfo.
Yes
Post belly
According to idiots on this site, Daphne is also fat in that picture because she has a defined ass and thighs.
It's possible that you're just black.
You got me there
Barely chubby, you should eat a few donuts and drink ice cream shake.
Obviously Velma but being under either of those would be heavenly.
Daphne. Velma is a disgusting, unhygienic fat nerd with the personality of a wooden block. Alright, to be fair, she'd be good for a quick ass-frick or two, but that's it. Anything beyond that is too much.
Velma's personality is being a nagging shrew. Not only is she fat and has a shitty haircut, but she's also annoying and naggy. That said, she's a damn fine detective, probably the best in the Mystery Gang.
Rape both, debate solved.
It's usually fat neckbeard nerds who get with the fat nerd girls like Velma. If you're fat, beggers can't be choosers, you have to be willing to frick a fellow fat. If you don't want to frick fats, get thin yourself.
You're both right.
If you're a fat nerd and you want all the top tier women, you better be funny as frick. basically a chad in nerd clothing.
Otherwise, the best you're really going to do, without doing any major change to yourself, is another fat nerd girl. Usually those can vary from being pretty okay and cool, or the annoying fujo type.
>Otherwise, the best you're really going to do, without doing any major change to yourself, is another fat nerd girl. Usually those can vary from being pretty okay and cool, or the annoying fujo type.
and if you're a fat nerd girl, you can either go after fetishists who will fetishize your obesity, or a neckbeard nerd.
I chose both and you can't stop me.
made for Scooby Dooby Doo wiener.
God I want Scooby Doo to swallow me whole.
What, whether or not to ban fapbait edits from OP of threads?
I will never understand the lust for Velma this board has
>I will never understand the lust for Velma this board has
If she was real she would theoretically be on their league.
Daphne would be unachievable
Is this an edit? Velma's ass can't be that fat, that is impossible.
Its an actual frame from the show, I know right thats fricking HUGE, and its real!
looks like a scobionicle99 edit.
velma is a cope for incels. daphne is where its at.
dumptruck and pickup truck.
Remember when normies thought this was real
i am, ive been seeing a fat nerd.
Smellma and Braphne
velma has a hairy penis
I won't like you fattie
Tonight I noticed Velma had an unofficial cameo as a background character in MLAATR
Cool
>tfw I'm friends with the guy who made this edit
>tfw seeing people post this everywhere and never knowing where it's from
What's the unedited version from?
The Scooby Doo and Supernatural crossover
Nah, that can't be it.
Return to Zombie Island
Wait, is this a sequel to the very first scooby doo movie?
Yes
It sucked
>It sucked
Damn
They retconned the zombies being real
Your friend is based.
Daphne - skinny red heads are my kryptonite
If only that that OP pic was was canon and in the show….
And it's like Asuka and Rei debate. 25 years. Why not both?
Daphne, but only if it's the 13 Ghosts version.
She really is terrible underrated.
She's got really pretty eyes here
Damn rare Daphne, wait wasn’t this show just Daphne and Shaggy?
If so, oh yeah.
They definitely fricked
Is that Daphne or a guest character who just looks like Daphne?
Daphne from the 14 Ghosts of Scooby Doo seires. It had Vincent Price and was probably the funnest incarnation of the entire franchise.
>[Insert why not both meme here]
Jokes aside, I'd bred daphne for sure, cute sexy redheads have always been a thing for me, plus she also comes from money.
I'd keep Velma around as more of just a wiener sleeve, anytime daphne is knocked up i'd probably let my balls drain themselves into Velma.
>velma
>fat
Why must you turn Cinemaphile into a HOUSE OF LIES
this, chubby face a fat girl does not make
>Pic
BECOME THE CAVEMAN
Thank you. Velma was always respectably attractive, though not as obvious as Daphne.
Yeah, I get it works well for the contrast but originally Velma was only a bit less curvy than Daphne.
She's less slender. She has thicker calves and a wider waist but still an hourglass figure.
might as well post the proof Velma has always been canonically stacked as well
>stacked
she's ok. It's worth noting she has the exact same curves in and out of the sweater so using the idea that the sweater is bulky feels like a mulligan.
The sweater being bulky would mean that her breasts are SMALLER than they look.
But it would also flatten curves, which doesn't seem to be happening since the curve of her chest is pronounced.
>she's ok.
Stop watching so much anime
Damn bro you got the whole squad cooming.
Alright Cinemaphile, which one of these bawds c**ts is the tightest? And explain why you think so?
I think I've seen Velma pursue more men than Daphne, and I think Daphne has pined only for Fred
Going to have to go with Daphne on this one
canon
Yeah, she stacks up pretty well. Those chest freckles are a nice touch.
I have no idea how we haven't gotten any lewds of Daphne and Velma in those outfits yet
Is this from the recent Batman crossover?
You have to commission it yourself to begin the Flood.
the problem with the right for me is that a lot of traps and trans are shaped like daphne. for 1 reason or another femboys are usually shaped thinly and lean like daphne.
at least with thicker girls like velma you KNOW theres a pussy between her legs
Sounds like a you problem
Nah thats not true, im p thick
show wiener
For whose porpoise
mine i'd like to see it, i bet it smells good and looks hot, love you girls
Nah thanks tho
alright frick off then
this porpoise
>Bono my back…
I definitely would if you are Velma's archetype
You look stunning hun
Cool tattoo homo
no even from that anglo i cant tell you are stockier and less flabby
also i'm cumming to your pic
My ass you are, stickboy.
You too. wiener or not.
Too thin, make her fatter
> Daphne is fitter and has more stamina, rides my dick like a frick demon all night long. Only downside is she's ditzy as frick and that annoys the hell out of me.
> Velma is fat but has an amazing dumptruck booty that will bruise my balls and fun to smack and squeeze during sex. Smarter than Daphne and is the only one out of the whole group with a future.
Velma is the true Chad choice.
both of them are unironically too fat
And this is suppose to be your counter point? Some 90lb disgusting dirty neet who looks like hell to be around probably smells heavily of bo, piss and fish?
stop I can only get so erect
And you are say this because being thicc is a bad thing?
yes american, fat is bad
Irish detected. Go home big trotter.
Mmmm, big tiddy low maintenance nerd gf that let me rest my head in her thighs while we listen to true crime podcasts.
>Velma
>Low maintenance
>always wearing the same clothes
>willing to settle with almost anyone
>happy living on the road in an old hippy van with a smelly dog and a stoner
>no interest on fancy expensive dinners, balls or galas
Velma is a lot of things but high maintenance is not one of them. Give her a working internet connection and some books and she'll be okay.
The one on the right is Daphne. I don't recognize the other two.
Everyone talking about Velma being thicc but Daphne has the absolute perfect ass here. Like a bouncy pillow I want to stick my face into.
I literally would love to wake up every morning with Either Velma or Daphne milking me dry with their tight wet twats.
while in the meantime sucking the milk out of their fat milk filled breasts.
My babies are in good hands, and that makes me even more erect.
You might want to jerk off the next time post moron, here let help you with that.
>helping people jerk off
Gotta love them both
Frick that's not fair, man, That some really good delicious meat.
That's not real, they edited it to make Velma bigger. Typical shit taste behavior to stoop to cheating just to get more people interested in your waifu.
john cena is cannon in the scooby verse so im gonna go with him.
"Jinkeys!"
daphne is a redhead, so it's obvious that she's the winner
Left
I don't even dislike Daphne, I just like orange sweater puppies more.
Left on my face, right on my wiener, the two of them making out as they ride me
What's there to debate? Velma is best
Which one of these bawds, would you frickers pump the most babies into?
Fred
God DAMN she could push out triplets AT THE SAME TIME.
FRICK.
Frick me, I want to frick and breed Daphne and Velma into my perfect frick pigs.
I urn for the day that I get to both feast and frick their deliciously ripe pregnant bodies. They will be kept this way for all time.
My wiener will be a weapon of both pain and pleasure for these prostitutes and they’ll love every second of it.
Jesus Christ, Take you meds
BASED, everyone else are a bunch of pussies.
Fred can do better tbh
This thread needs more Velma.
my favorite is velma, now i'm going to prove she is better by posting a bunch of off model fanart that gives her a body and facial shape more similar to daphne's.
See
You have no idea how Velma's model looks.
modern design is completely different than her classic design. they both got coomer upgrades in guess who and daphne still looks better in that.
She already looks pretty similar to Dalphne, Dalphne is just taller.
>completely different
->
>tfw my gf is built like Velma
Been helping her lose weight with running and diet, hopefully she keeps her hourglass shape
Slampigs make my mouth water
>thicc white girl ass
Lucky bastard
surprised nobody's posted this here yet
SUEY
lol
I wish that was me
you lucky son of a b***h
Daphne
To me the attraction for Velma is just a curiosity to see how a dull nerd like her would be in the bedroom (The hope would be she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and might secretly be kinky), curiosity to know what fricking a "thicc" girl like her is like, and curiosity to see underneath her frumpy clothes.
Once the initial curiosity was satisfied I'd lose interest though because Daphne's *way more* conventionally attractive. She's slim, has long slender legs, a youthful, fun, feminine personality, better fashion sense, luscious long red hair, a more attractive voice, and even her general body language is sexier.
IF i had to the choice of only one.
It would have to be daphne, cute, sexy and can see sweet.
Definitely, kinky, come on if your traveling in a stuff van you've got to be good with a lot of crummy crap.
Plus being a redhead also help a lot.
Velma's c**t would definitely be wetter, but her phat ass would be so much fun.
Daphne would more likely be tighter so she might end up milking you more then Velma.
Thats weird, shouldn't Both Velma and Daphne be wearing thongs?
>Velma became a popular waifu entirely out of contrarianism against people that like Daphne
Really makes you think.
>thick girl whose embarrassed about it is oil rubbed down by her enthusiastic friend
god kill me, i need this back in my life
Both of these depictions look awful.
frick ya muddah
Nice, that looks real good
Shoes the artist?
Paging SB99. He did make this edit after all.
Yes.
Damn, Both would have excellent wiener sleeves, why would anyone be disappointed by getting either one.