The great kino of our time

This is it. This is the single greatest kino in the history of mankind. Nothing will surpass this, ever. The flawless direction. The over nine hour long perfect choreography. The timelessness of the ritual. The majestic celebration. And, most of all, the intensely emotional impact of this great state funeral. Apparently watched by 4 BILLION people throughout the world.
It is simply unparalleled. It is the superlative of kino. It is the most sublime work of art in the entire history of moving pictures.
This is it. This is the ultimate kino.

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >head of state bursts into tears as the national anthem plays
    Ok this was kino

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      There were so many great moments. IMHO the lone bagpipe player at the end hit me hardest

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Everytine those boys shouldered her coffin got me blubbing.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >the lone bagpipe player at the end hit me hardest

        More kino than any film in the last 3 years

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          imagine being in Windsor Chapel when the piper first played, the coffin lowering into the ground to the strains of that lament as he moved further down the way; symbolising how Her Majesty has left this mortal coil and is now gone to her reward

          beautiful

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that was beautiful.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >the birdseye view shot as her coffin is place down and the soldiers depart to the left
        K I N O

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Timestamp?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Timestamp?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot to add, the "lone guy departing" stuff always hits home for me. It's just like the Missing Man formation for Navy funerals. Few people truly(!) understand how intensely emotional and deep a gesture this is.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Do yanks play bagpipes at military processions?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                only when a major figure dies. like maybe ronald mcdonald.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Police funerals do the same thing as well.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=31940

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        From when the gun carriage started from Westminster Hall and the pipers struck up, to the lone piper at the end. There were tears.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      benefits leeching cunt

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        mate, he pays your benefits innit

        all the land he rightfully owns is leased to the Government, who in turn rent all that big city property in London etc to the boys who build huge offices
        that rent money then goes into the Government coffers funding the NHS, Education, Infrastructure and yeah, your Jobseeker allowance

        if the Monarchy took all their land back -- cutting out the middle men in Government -- UK taxes would be 40% higher to pay for all that social progress

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Those crown lands would go straight to the state if the monarchy was abolished you dumbass

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Nah legally they would just become the biggest land barons in the UK without having to donate their earnings to the government. To take their land you would have to change the law in such a way thatwould also take land from normal landowners. Simply abolishing monarchy wouldnt take their land since they own it privately

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Post timestamps I’m not watching it in full

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        8:56:05
        gay

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks bro. Pure kino.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If only you knew how bad things really are.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      True kino. Now he needs to declare a new Empire, conquer Ireland, and bring the colonies to heel.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      monarchism is the most kino ideology

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute monarchism is. This is fake and gay.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          fuck off

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nah the coronation will be better. Finally a King.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the coronation will be globohomo shit
      >satanic trips checked

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT gays

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    When Megan rushed the coffin and tried to place the crown on her own head I nearly fainted, sure we were al expecting her to do something bizzare but that was a power play none of us were expecting.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Meghan knocks the coffin over in her rush for the crown ("it's miiiinnnnee"), causing the Queen's ghastly corpse to fall out onto the floor, while the kid choir screams and vomits, the crown flies high into the air and by sheer chance, lands on Andrew's head

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        My mother asked me wtf was wrong with me because I read this and burst out laughing in the middle of watching the funeral with her.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      timestamp

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >4 BILLION people
    all indians

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Canadian.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Same thing.

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single bomb, murder or terrorist shenanigans taking away attention
    Don't get me wrong, I'm impressed and glad. But drama is always interesting

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They knew better, if they attempted anything would fire up a bunch of pissed off white people bringing back the empire.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao can you imagine. "EMPIRE 2: THE KING STRIKES BACK". We just give up all pretence that the Tories can lead us, subjugate Scotland (and Ireland too, NI protocol can get fucked) and then go on a final 21st century crusade much like the final charge of the light (people) brigade

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Need no longer doubt whether mods really are marxist literal trannies.

    don't put down to malevolence what can be explained by incompetence
    the mods are american kids who were probably still in bed when the first threads went up, and janitors don't have the authority to create stickies

    i mean, sure, it was the biggest televised event in recent history, but yanks can't help but be amerocentric when it comes to foreign relations, so i'm not really surprised they 'dropped the ball'* on this one

    *an americanism that's somewhat useful under these circumstances

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >The greatest kino
    >not 9/11

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Best since 9/11 for sure

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Every single picture of her she's literally there posing for the cameras. In every shot. All week. She's another Amber Heard.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Every single picture of her she's literally there posing for the cameras.
      So she should not appear in photos of herself?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >attend state funeral
      >bare arms
      Ok shes attention seeker and acts out by constantly breaking etiquette and doing the opposite.
      But this....
      Just genuinely dissapointed at how selfishly disrespectful a person she can be.
      Really truly, shame on her. Disgusting.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        What does bare arms mean ???
        She is very hot all the time she is a jungle species

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Respectfully she should have long sleeves.
          Her arms should be covered.
          Bare means exposed.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        She's American, they have the right to bare arms.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Upset that any more opportunities to trash the Queen's family while she was still alive are gone forever.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's a sociopath, she's trying to look appropriately moved

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        also a genuine hollywood actress

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I see a tear, what's the problem?

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    > Apparently watched by 4 BILLION people throughout the world.
    Lmao not even close

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love that picture of Her Majesty.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That dog is probably dead now, or very very sick.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >or very sick
        dumb frogposter

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        no he's fine, look at the picture, he's happy

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          For some reason my brain keeps adding a cigarette in her hand.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >or very very sick
        based retard

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >or very sick
          dumb frogposter

          What is grammatically wrong with using the words very, very sick?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            It's awfully, awfully redundant.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but I'm writing in the style of someone who thinks a dog can still be alive after 85 years so it was appropriate.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, quite, quite, I completely understand, but you did ask.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Probably?
        It’s 80 years old at least. Will it survive to that age?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          What's that in people years?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            That is in human yrs

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Dog years are longer than human years dumbass

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                JFC you are a moron. A picture of a dog with queen elizabeth as a child. I say that dog is 80yrs. You come out with the stupidest fact in existence to look clever but actually look a retard.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's referencing an older meme about the dog from the Wizard of Oz.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't got a sense of humour

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          What's that in people years?

          How long do dogs live? 😛

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            In really rare cases it is 19-20 yrs

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Mine almost made it to 14. He was a good boy. RIP.
              10-15. Some go up to 20.

              My grandad lived to 94 and my dad said his dog outlived him ...?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                fucking mentally ill retard

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                The only way your dad is not a fucking retard is if you mean your grandfather adopted the dog which was a normal dog age and died before the dog did.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Mine almost made it to 14. He was a good boy. RIP.
            10-15. Some go up to 20.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It was nice how they showed her doggos and her horse at the end. Apparently the dogs have their own suite and their own royal household.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        There he is again. Who is this fella, how did he get mixed up in all of this?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >RECORD SCRATCH
          >yep that's me
          >you might be wondering how I got into this mess

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That funeral march music is amazing.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how insane the temptation for the driver to just run everyone over would have been.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Kek just picturing the future historians having to explain why a cab driver went postal and wiped out two generations of British monarchy in one fell swoop leading to the installation of a 9 year old king

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, do the Royal Family have a designated survivor for events like this the way yanks do when the president does his speech to congress?
            Like, one of Kate Middleton's cousin's wife's sons is in a bunker somewhere and would become king if London got nuked.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              i believe the royal line of succession is quite long... theyll find someone who didnt got nuked eventually

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              As far as I know they don't, it just follows the line of succession.

              If George somehow becomes king before he turns 18 I think he would have a regent to advise him, which at the moment I guess would fall to Harry as the next adult in line. I can't remember where I read that but it sounds about right.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              called a line of succession mate, quite historically significant

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              They've got tons of laws. And if one of the successors it too retarded to handle the scepter, they'll find a law so they can put one in charge that's at least halfway capable. There are always loopholes.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Your Majesty, what shall we do today?
            >let’s invade the saxons!
            >er, the military is out on maneuvers sir. We have nobody available to invade.
            >all of them?
            >um, yes Majesty. Can I interest you in some chocolate milk and chicken nuggets for lunch?
            >’kay.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >all the EU loving leftists screaming ‘HEATING BILLS. HOW MUCH DID THIS FUNERAL COST?!’ on twitter

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not even the best kino of the year

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      better than BCS

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Horses were probably nervous as fuck with all the noise, or maybe they got tired with the really, really slow pace of the march. There was horse dung everywhere and the regiments had to deviate from their line a couple of times to avoid stepping in poop. Or maybe horses just shit a lot, idk. I also noticed one occasion where a rider had some problems to get his horse steady, it was getting aggravated.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      horses shit all the time during these processions

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't it be more logical to put them in the back then? Now you've got all these people who've got to avoid stepping in poop.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Felt really bad for the poor horses tbqh especially the long walk at Windsor, all over the place clearly not enjoying themselves.
      If I had invented funeral protocols I'd have said 1. Horses are lead from front each not ridden 2. Hats off please everyone.
      Just my 2c.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Take your two cents add it to more $$$ and educate yourself on how humanity has used the equestrian species for their advantage and advancement over the last 10,000 years.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The hors should be allowed to grieve and mourn in peace, it's right for them to be in the parade not to be ridden to carry the soldier and in effect attending the rider rather than the queen

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently they stopped using horses to pull the gun carriage because they misbehaved at Victoria's funeral.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I was hoping they would smash the scepter to pieces on the ground, instead they broke a pool que in half. Royal tradition is very dry.

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Stop arguing.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is this picture is now dead. That bench probably firewood come winter

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lads It cooomin time

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I felt bad for the guys who had to carry the casket up the stairs at such a slow pace. At least they were all the exact same height.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What does the Queen weigh at this point, 70 pounds?
      They are soldiers they can handle that easily.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The coffin is lead lined too tbf.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        the casket itself was at least four times her weight

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What does the Queen weigh at this point, 70 pounds?
      They are soldiers they can handle that easily.

      The coffin is lead lined too tbf.

      At a quarter tonne its maybe 30kg per person, about a bag of cement. If you think a soldier cant shoulder that you need to take a long hard think to yourself imo.
      That said they did a good job all due respect to the lads.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Its shit like this that honestly keeps the foreign leftists insane beliefs at bay. Thank god the French revolution never happened here.

    keep our shires clean

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      We will never have a revolution. The lefties in this country have only one method of converting the middle class: shouting at them

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >We will never have a revolution
        We had one, and it was Glorious.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do right wingers simp for leeches?

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta admit you bongs where pretty KINO today.

    Good job lads

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      If only the monarch would involve in our country more. The politicians have swallowed all sorts of shit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just glad some newbies on the guard didn't make a fool of us by slipping or dropping their weapons, god knows I would've fucked up somehow if the whole world had its eyes on me. The pallbearers did fucking fantastically considering they looked to be somewhere in their 20s

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Provide us good football (epl best league) and a bit of mount-and-blade esque pomp and pageantry and we folk in England are quite appy, simple as

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny how the phenotype this Lad has is the same as the Russian Tsar royal line
    I know they are related, like most of the houses of Europe but the similarities are striking

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        excellent moustaches.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It’s extraordinary how much George V’s eyes look just like Victoria’s (and his fathers). That’s the one thing that really sets him and Nicky apart (though I bet if you shaved them it would be way more obvious). Quite amazing how much those eyes have lasted through three generations. It’s hard to say though where Victoria herself got them from, her father or mother since most depictions of them are paintings

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    boohoo the queen of the pirates is dead who gives two shits

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      YWNHTF

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Must be weird seeing a funeral where Al Murray doesn't take pictures with the corpse, ay dago.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Watching this is sad because it’s a reminder of the power & glory that Great Britain was just a short century ago. An empire that the sun never set on, a proud people that saved Europe from Fascism & Communism. A king history of invention, literature, art, and science. And what do they have to show for it now?

    Now this dwindling influence is nothing more than a fledging vassal of a much more dominant, influential nation. It slowly eats itself with irreversible demographic change and cultural decay. The king and royal family are nothing more than powerless relics of a better time. Living reminders that their best days are behind them

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the tall dude? He was heightmogging everyone.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Der Lanken Pissenstreak
      An old position dating to the House of Hanover.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      HRM Royal Lanklet

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      steven merchant

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      When will they learn?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I already forgot the name of the bald dude on the right. He's a famous one. Anyway the amount of decorations he wore, it looked borderline parody.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew Magee

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Matthew Magee
        >Matthew Magee, who stands at 7ft 2in, caught the eye during the Queen's funeral
        based

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        he's out of a job now
        he'd make a good goalie

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    All the religious larping makes my skin crawl. It’s like seeing those images with really porous skin filled with holes. I just want to crush it all in my hands, the cathedral, the wasteful gold and robes, all the larping priests, I want to burn the music scores and bleed the conductors. Smash it all into rubble and scream god isn’t fucking real at the shocked solemn little larping procession. I hate hate hate this shit and it makes my blood boil. I react to it like seeing maggots

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This. No diversity. No trans representation. Disgusting.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Most mentally healthy atheist

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fedora/10

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >does not understand the importantance of communal rituals in maintaining cohesion in the society

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nice hips
      She cute

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Persian women are naturally gorgeous but dressing like its winter is an overreaction. it isnt cold

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        she doesn't want all the white boys staring at her

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      MBS
      Michelle oBamaS?
      joem Biden?
      Idk.
      My Big Snake?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        mohammed bin salami or something

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get these retards kvetching and seething about leaders being war criminals. you would be too if you weren't an irrelevant gay civilian. stay in your fucking lane

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else notice the bearskin hats of The Queens's Guard all had slightly different shapes and haircuts? You could see it when they were standing in line, in close up. Pretty sure I didn't imagine it.

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to her much older and fatter son?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      he was present

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        His tailor must be the richest man on Savile Row

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        What does the orb do?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          gives them the power of God.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          stops us from sinking into the north sea

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Minister for Buoyancy

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Sort of trancey techno

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Meh, like a poor man's Underworld.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say I particularly liked them. It was just what us non-autistic people call brevity.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          that's to lob at vicious rabbits

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        kino

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cor blimey he's bigger than a double decker he is

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      he was present

      based

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hanna gadbsy lookin lke she lost a little weight

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >When the choir started singing and the cross rose
    Absolute kino

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people like the queen? What did this broad actually *do* in her long ass life other than live?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What did you?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're American, you wouldn't understand.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, that's why we kicked your gay asses out of our country, AKA God's country

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >kick them out of the country
          >attack them because you kicked them out
          bong logic

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            He's American, you plank.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      a non-political head of state is always better than a political head of state.

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    rest in piss

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The ending montage is the most kino thing I have seen in a long time

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    MOGGED

    Reminder that Louis XIV, the Sun King, still holds the record for longest reign. Not only that but his life was immensely more interesting and impacting.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >ascends the throne at the age of 4
      STOP THE COUNT

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Succeeding at the age of 4 is cheating

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >ascends the throne at the age of 4
        STOP THE COUNT

        >rebellion from his nobles almost takes the throne away from him when he's 6 years old
        He wasn't handed shit!

        Reminder that he was succeeded not by a son, not by a grandson, but by a great-grandson because of how long he lived.
        Meanwhile Elizabeth couldn't even summon the will to outlive her cuck son Charles. And now the British monarchy will fall apart in his 20 years of reign.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      very impressive. that Monarchy should return. I like Macron but its a bit embarrassing having the head of state be a granny shagger

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      How is the French Royal family?

  36. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Joe Biden at the Queen's funeral in Windsor today. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued to watch the procession, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to St. George's Chapel to watch the ceremony up close I saw him trying to walk out the doors with the Sovereign's Orb which he just grabbed from the Queen's coffin.
    The deacon was very nice about it and professional, and was like "President Biden, sir, you need to put that back, it's royal regalia.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought the orb to its rightful place.
    When the deacon took the orb back and started to resume the ceremony, Biden stopped him and told him to read the american constitution out loud to "prevent any royal infetterence" and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
    After the deacon took the regalia and put them on the altar and started to read the Bible verses, Biden kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly and asking who had died.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >"prevent any royal infetterence"
      kek

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I saw joe biden at the paying respects to the coffin at Westminster yesterday. I told him how much of a child sniffing peadofile he is but he had already left, he had (disrespectfully imo) spent only a few seconds paying respects to the late queen before leaving, in stark contrast to other world leaders who took their time to reflect on their relationships or say a small prayer etc some of them staying for several minutes on the private VIP balconies where time is of no concern.

  37. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Was beautiful tbh. Lovely display of tradition and patriotism. Never seen such a positive expression of Christianity and British patriotism in my life.

  38. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >i dont get these retards kvetching and seething about leaders being war criminals. you would be too if you weren't an irrelevant gay civilian. stay in your fucking lane

  39. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rate his drip /misc/

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what drip

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >dressing like its winter

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Did any of the other world leaders bring their mum? And hold her hand the whole time?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      That can't be from the funeral.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The shiny black guy? He is okay

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      My main interrogation is why the hell is he wearing sunglasses in England?

  40. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making her favourite meal in her honor god bless you mam

  41. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The Queen's Guard can't see shit.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They don't need eyes where they are going

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        This, they are all buried alive in antechambers after the funeral.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck kind of racist and antisemitic horseshit is this?
      where are all the REAL Englishmen? I don't see one black or asian face in that white supremacy march.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        minorities don't go into the armed forces much

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think I saw one black general or something. He stood out a bit, kek.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'll wait for the BBC miniseries to right those historical wrongs, thank you very much

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      those hats have a high-tech integrated sensory display like the Iron Man suit.

  42. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    are bagpipes the kinoest instrument?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It sure as shit is the easiest to cry to.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes, anyone who gets upset or annoyed by the sound bagpipes produce prove that it serves its purpose like no other war instrument can

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        there was a reason why england outlawed their use among the scots

  43. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know who the eyepatch dude is?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Eyeball Paul

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      is that evelyn de rothschild?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      David Ogilvy, 13th Earl of Airlie

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure it's

        is that evelyn de rothschild?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Punished Bong, a man denied his empire

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      British Big Boss

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why do churches always have these pleb seatings? This takes me back to my childhood. The heat was never on too. Everybody freezing. Some old fart reading the gospel. The body of Christ that tastes like bland shit. And you have to donate for that torture. But it's 'optional'. Why do they always try so hard at getting everybody to hate them so much. Everyone knows they're loaded. Turn on the fucking heating.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >The heat was never on too
        My church I remember fondly the heating was large cast iron pipes that ran under each pew, as a child I would hold my bare leg against it as an act of endurance to see how long I could bear. Then on the other side through the trousers to see how long again I could manage, how good the trousers were at insulating, if i could do it indefinitely with this protective layer. I didn't have a watch, time was measured in hymn verses or bible readings.
        The heat was on hut the church always cold, it took too long to heat up it wasnt worth it at all. The heat of the warm bodies had probably more energy.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone knows they're loaded.
        UK churches are strapped for cash mate, no one is religious here anymore

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Church I go to is dirt poor. They get a decent sum in donations, but the buildings are very expensive to run.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            First Basic Instinct club scene was shot in a church. It was a real church that got sold and they turned it into a club. I've always liked churches.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Sadly quite a few churches are getting sold.
              However, it is sometimes the other way around, a while ago I went to a church that used to be a bank.
              Really made me ponder the moneylenders in the temple.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >could choose to be humbled before the love of Christ
        >decides to hate worldly matters

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's how they get you.
          >Next life will be better
          Fuck you.

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Britbonngs worship this German Mutt so much?
    I mean for fuck sake she ruined your Country

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so obsessed with another country you make a collage like that. Genuinely pity you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      She really didin't

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think Henry VI was a bad King. He fucked up during the Hundred Years War and lost most of France to the French.
    George III lost some of the north east coast of America
    Elizabeth II is on a whole other level though. She has lost 2/3 of the planet haha
    India. Gone
    Africa. Gone
    Caribbean. Gone
    Australia (continent). Gone
    Canada (equal to riches of siberia). Gone
    History will not regard her well.

    I think for me she is the most catastrophic ruler that has ever existed.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Putin has that on a lock don't worry.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Putin would have to conquer the entire planet and then give it all away to be worse than Elizabeth II
        Even if he lost the entire of Russia he is nowhere close to how bad Elizabeth II was haha
        She lost that much land in a single day

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >bastardised flag as OP image
          so close yet so far

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        From what I see on a map, Russia has more territory than it had when he came to power, and significantly turned around from the undeclared humanitarian crisis that was Russia in the '90s. Elizabeth II has not overseen any equivalent.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's almost like she's the head of a constitutional monarchy instead of exercising hard power as a ruthless dictator-by-birthright

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        So was Henry VI and George III
        Bongland is a constitutional monarchy for a very long time haha

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Henry 6 was an absolute monarch

          Unfortunately he was also an absolute retard

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Henry VI problem was French sabotage.
            He inherited his maternal grandmother's madness.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              French were absolutely on the ropes when he came to power and he lost all those gains

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I know. Henry V beat the tar out of them, then married the French King's daughter.
                She was mad, just like her father, and passed that on to her son. Henry VI was useless because he was insane.

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The two minute compliation at the very end of the BBC broadcast was absolute kino
    Not ashamed to say it brought a tear to my eye

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >The two minute compliation at the very end of the BBC broadcast was absolute kino
      Is there a link to this? I wanted to share it but I can't seem to find it easily on youtube.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks lad.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Very nice.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I noticed this. Kino shot. Based Winston.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Based Winston
              have a nice day

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Cry more

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          that present arms stomp at around 2:47 is so kino

  47. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be lucky enough to be British.

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did I hear the commentator say they chose a Russian piece for the funeral march?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was quite surreal watching all the toffs kowtow to the christcuck's as they spoke in tongues. The world got to see who's really in charge, and how absurd their beliefs are.

      They're related to the Russian royal family retard.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just asking. I think I heard them say they're related to Germany as well, but they changed their last name after the first World War.

  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    So is he /our/guy or just LE XD REDDIT?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      A little bird told me he hates brown people.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >descendant of King Athlestan
      >descendant of The Romanovs, and loosely 3rd Rome
      >descendant of Mohammed
      >lover of islam and orthodoxy
      he is based

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Inshallah, the infidel's time is running out

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I heard they already are discussing the necessity of The Queen's guard. If the Queen doesn't reside there anymore, and neither does the king: Who are they protecting? Probably a bunch of people are going to lose their jobs. And there's a lot of shifting around of people in the family happening too. Between that and an exhausting ten day funeral of his mum + he's finally getting to wear the crown: that's a 74 year old who's had a lot on his plate lately.

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was Henry VIII.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No the most /misc/ kino king is Edward III
      He is good in Braveheart and Outlaw King
      He is also good IRL kicking all garden gnomes out of the kingdom and trashing french scottis and irish all at the same time
      welsh as well haha

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Edward III was a pretty top tier king all around even ignoring all your 4chan gimmicks

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Get the fuck out garden gnome
          stop clipping coins and kiling children
          out now

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        That was Edward I anon.

  51. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    im not english and i dont care

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      and yet you felt compelled to leave a comment.... curious!

  52. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >watched by 4 BILLION people throughout the world
    lol

  53. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Look at all you pathetic Anglo cunts self congratulating and wanking over these feckin royals who couldn't care less about ye and are who are inbred pedophiles, what a fuckin joke.

  54. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  55. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    such a cute little princess

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >i'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!

  56. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    isnt it weird knowing the head of the Anglican Church is actually orthodox like his Dad?

  57. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's some Elizabeth kinos.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >a 9 hour epic

        My body is ready.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          if only this shit came out same time as game of thrones. we might have got an incest sex scene

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't Wolf Hall anti Thomas More propaganda?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            yes and no. its not propaganda. Thomas More is a saint in this country for fucks sake

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I forgot Anglicans had him as a saint as well.
              Seems a bit weird, considering.

  58. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they playing royalty free music? I thought this was meant to be a tribute to them

  59. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >That bell sound
    so good

  60. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    as a german i'm genuinely envious of this event and the national pride and tradition this event has shown, good job britbongs

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      As a matter of interest, what happened to the Hohenzollerns? They still exist right?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I really wish you guys won that one war back in the '40s.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the best we got was the staatsakt for helmut schmidt, which i found very touching at the time but which now seems almost cheap in comparison

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        i like when we have a Zapfenstreich but nobody i know cares about that

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          zapfenstreich is based, until the band has to play du hast den farbfilm vergessen oder über sieben brücken musst du gehen
          kotz

  61. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >leeches!
    They pay an enormous amount of tax and receive essentially a rebate of 15%. They own their lands by right and their role is easential to our national identity and political stability. I swear, 99% of people who complain about them are thick as shit.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Twitter, I take it? That's what you get, gay.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        ..what?

  62. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The quintessential bri'ish audio kino
    https://archive.org/details/OnTheHour

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >more time has passed between this very moment and when On The Hour aired than had passed between the moon landing and 9/11

  63. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Surely the empire being resurrected just for one day will rouse the true sons of Britain to take back their birthright right?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      the pageantry was a muscle flex to remind Australia and Canada what theyre threatening to leave. this funeral and her coffin is a pilgrimage for every anglo/british nation

  64. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    looks pozzed

  65. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Do one sketch with Paddington for a laugh
      >Mongs blow it all out of proportion

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Paddington is now the Ferryman/Death/Charon

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why aren't they all remembering when James Bond shagged her in a helicopter on the way to the London Olympics?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          jesus fucking christ

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >That's

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          god I hate English people.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >well thats that done

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Hubby, just got this tattoo done at Tattoo Central <3
          Would've been better

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          i don't know why but the word "hubby" creeps me out for some reason, it's that kind of word people that always have a fake smile on their faces and never blink their eyes would say in my nightmares

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >My goodness Paddinton, why is it getting so hot?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        dont speak ill of the dead

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck that philosemitic pretender. Can't believe there are people on this board actually crying.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            youre the one crying here, little baby.

            kek

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      shes about to twist her ankle

  66. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Prince George

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He'll either be a gigachad who will save the British empire or he'll be an ultracuck who will abolish the monarchy, no in-between. Sad that none of us here will live long enough to find out which.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        she regrets having him so much

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Based Louis.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Me on the left

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        she regrets having him so much

        Why does he have a French name? Couldnt Will and Kate give him a more English name

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >English name
          not since Albert.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I love Kate.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          i bet she's a dirty little piggy in bed

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          she needs to come in like this at William's coronation

  67. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Legit kino. Felt like a movie playing out in real time.

  68. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    How long does old charlie have?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      10 yrs before he takes a step back

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Do King's do that, take a step back? I thought it was mostly until death.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          the queen took a step back a few years ago. Charles did all the duties other than one or two.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so it's unofficial. You can't officially give your throne to the next one in line when you're alive, unless you're abdicating.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              And when you abdicate, the throne is probably not yours to give anymore.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yep and I really doubt Charles would ever officially abdicate. Edward's abdication was apparently considered shameful and it badly affected the family when Elizabeth was young. Charles will know the history of all that

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Charles did the exact same thing Edward did which caused him to have to abdicate. If the church weren't such pussies Charles wouldn't be king right now.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      10-15 years probably. Both his parents were long lived but I don't think he is in particularly great health.
      Especially when his sausage fingers flare up.

  69. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    and nothing of value was lost

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      films you can smell. cos that one smells of shit.

  70. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    When will old carl give the Edinburgh duchy to Edward?

  71. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The gun carriage pulled by ratings is such kino

  72. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Crowd whooping and cheering as the Queen's casket drives past in the hearse

    What is WRONG with Britishers?

  73. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    just imagine being andrew and having to wear a suit top kek

  74. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    so boring, where was the ed sheeran concert?

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