He's been fat his whole life and his body developed around it, dramatically dropping all that weight and keeping it off is absolutely bad for you
All that weight that was lost was his soul, anon. Remember that.
It's not the weight loss. It's the years of smoking weed, combined with getting older and losing tons of testosterone that did him in. He's essentially an old woman now, with Kevin Smith's memories.
>He's essentially an old woman now...
Now? He's been a b***h for years. The last thing he made that wasn't total shit was Zack and Miri, which was 14 years ago.
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The failure of Z+M broke him. He was never the same after. It's been a steady descent ever since.
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The weekend it bombed is when he started dmoking weed 24/7
>They made some ms marvel episodes so their Batgirl movie would be great
That's stupid, they are case were that happen(Greg daniel or Alec Berg) but if this was the case , the office and seinfield writter would all has successful shows
How is this sniveling contemptible little shit allowed to the position he holds in the industry, I will never know. Seriously, i would be surprised if this moron can count with his fingers
He was in cahoots with Weintstein his entire career. That's why he's gone so overboard with the 'Look I'm a good boy" act these days. He's probably just hoping zoomers don't watch any of his old movies.
he has always been an attention prostitute, I remember in the nineties when Time Magazine was doing some shitty "look how amazing and irreverent GenX is!" he was front and centre posing while eating a bowl of cereal
Well, he knows WB will never allow him anywhere near their franchises. He's also completely and totally coloured in with the woke tard brush. He has no choice but to go down with the ship. Seeya, Kevin. Fricking tosser.
Frick I just realized that he's attempting to position himself for some capeshit gig. He really thinks he can pull the indie-talent-to-blockbuster-director?
He's been very vocal about not wanting to do that, he was offered Green Hornet with Seth Rogen and turned it down.
With how tight he was with Stan Lee and Feige there is no doubt in my mind that if he wanted to do an mcu film he could.
>they only report about him when its positive never when he fricks up
Wow I love the media! just look at how these non biased mature grown adult journalists run their respectable propaganda network
I didn't believe this homosexual was real when I first saw him after several years of watching Jay and Bob. I can't comprehend the ability of actors to play in films grab the money and then shit on a films/autors/commenters/opinions that their own film portrayed as cool and funny.
In past several years I was SO disappointed in a lot of actors and celebrities. They do just "act" don't they?
Then I guess The Flash will be good because he's pissed about that too
>Smith continued on “Babble-On” that it is “baffling” for Warner Bros. Discovery to stand by “The Flash” star Ezra Miller amid multiple arrests when “Batgirl” actress Leslie Grace wasn’t even given a chance.
>“I don’t give a shit how bad the ‘Batgirl’ movie is, nobody in that movie is complicated or has anything in their real life you have to market around,” Smith summed up. “In ‘The Flash’ movie, we all knowthere’s a big problem! Flash is the Reverse-Flash in real life.
>I - a person with no economic or reputational stake in this movie and acting merely as an outside commentator attempting to achieve cultural relevancy - don't give a shit if the movie was absolute fricking dogshit!
He really is a pathetic house Black person homosexual, this wienersucking loser. Literally one good independent film and sucking off Harvey Weinstein his whole life means we have to deal with this wienersucking house Black person homosexual failure of a white man for the rest of his homosexual house Black person existence? Pathetic.
>52 year old man >wear baseball hat >wear baseball hat backwards >wear oversized gaudy sports team jersey >publicly fawn over comic book characters >publicly cry over comic book movies and characters >name daughter after a comic book character >name daughter after the trashiest prostitute comic book character >eat blocks of cheese in public >be a fat homosexual
Taintbros...
The pathetic thing is this fricking homosexual boomer hack probably still wears that ancient shit because he's terrified no one would recognize him if didn't. If he didn't wear his gay homosexual Kevin Smith gay homosexual uniform, you'd probably think he was just like every other gay homosexual instead of wienersucking gay homosexual Kevin Smith.
What a deranged, programmed wienersuck he is. >you can't cancel a movie with an ethnic character >because it's a "bad look" ("racism hurf durrf")
>I don't care if the movie is dogshit >It's not dogshit, even if it is, (because otherwise you're "racist")
He isn't even a person. All that is there is a lizard brain trying to cook up rationalizations that fit the programming he has received.
I would imagine any white goy, especially fat homosexual white males, have to be the biggest fricking homosexuals of all time for israelites to keep them as house Black folk on the plantation. They probably are terrified on a level they don't understand making sure they suck dick as hard as they can, otherwise the israelites who own them will get rid of them.
But you literally can't think of one white in modern show business that either some rich israelite isn't fricking or isn't some pathetic house Black person homosexual like this. It's impossible for whites to exist in the modern israelite culture unless they're complete house Black person homosexuals like this.
Imagine being a gigantic comic con gatekeeper 20 years ago and then losing all the attention when attendance doubles and attractive girls start showing up.
Kevin "The Cuck" Smith should buy the rights, not get paid EVER for this product and assume all responsibility for the fallout
Then I will believe him and his bullshit
Jesus!
Guy loses a few pounds and won't shut up about woke shit
His daughter is a walking advertisement why we shouldn't get rid of paper bags
His wife is a sperg wall-hitter and was never good looking
And do I even have to mention: Mallrats (1995) EXTENDED version?
Shows how bad his ideas REALLY are!
Without his editors, he truly is a Krispy Kreme butterball idiot
The King of what? Biggest losers? Biggest Cuck? He CRIED at JJ Abrams PATHETIC Star Wars movie. He is a 100 b***h, oh and his daughter is FUGLY WITH A CAPITAL F U G L Y!
>you are not being replaced >diversity is a good thing >this movie shouldn't be cancelled mainly because the main character is not white
When can the civil war start? These people live way too comfy lives for the shit they are stirring
Having a quote posed like this is designed to get under peoples skin. If he said it in passing it would be fine tbh. This makes it look like he issued a statement specifically to address it.
>listen to his show/movie reviews >co host actually points out shit like bad writing >kevin just consooms product
why does anyone even care about his opinion
I remember Kevin doing a two hour podcast crying about how The Dark Knight Rises was the perfect ending for Batman and a week later doing another two hour podcast talking about how it was a mess and made no sense. Weed has destroyed his mind.
Wait, are you talking about David "The man with the authority to cancel a minority" Zaslav?
David "The Man of Steal idea is shite, we all know Superman is white" Zaslav?
David "You think that capeshit should be woke, is that your idea of a joke?" Zaslav?
David "If you're Latina, black or trans, I hope you have a backup plan" Zaslav?
David "our profits won't be bigger if we make Constantine a Black person" Zaslav?
David "Ezra can choke b***hes all day long, being a troon is where he's wrong" Zaslav?
He didn't, he simply pointed out that Jon Peters requested that he put a giant spider in the third act of Superman Lives and seems to have recycled the idea in Wild Wild West
This is getting into autistic hairsplitting territory, but in the standup he said he was there in the theatre thinking 'Good Lord this is a piece of shit'
Batgirl and shit *hits joint* man that shit is fricking awesome, I haven’t seen it and shit but man what a bad look and shit *eats cheese*
Did he cry? I bet he cried
I think he cried.
>90's early 2000's has been has an opinion!
Next.
>moronic homosexual who browses the pedo board all day has an opinion
Yeah
If they'd made Batgirl white cancelling it would have been a good thing and they'd have been praised. Need to cast better next time.
This. The only reason people are whining is so they can go on social media and say, "Hey, look at me, I'm progressive!"
homosexual already mortgaged the last of his nerd clout with what he pulled on Masters of the Universe. No one cares what he has to say anymore.
Frick Gen Xers. Complete sell-outs
kevin smith died when he had his heart attack, this KS is a clone or android.
It kind of doesnt seem like the same person.
Does losing weight really do that to a man?
He's been fat his whole life and his body developed around it, dramatically dropping all that weight and keeping it off is absolutely bad for you
Also going vegan doesn't help.
Didn't know that, yeah he must be living in constant agony
All that weight that was lost was his soul, anon. Remember that.
It's not the weight loss. It's the years of smoking weed, combined with getting older and losing tons of testosterone that did him in. He's essentially an old woman now, with Kevin Smith's memories.
>He's essentially an old woman now...
Now? He's been a b***h for years. The last thing he made that wasn't total shit was Zack and Miri, which was 14 years ago.
The failure of Z+M broke him. He was never the same after. It's been a steady descent ever since.
The weekend it bombed is when he started dmoking weed 24/7
God I can't wait for the sidecut shit to die. It's like the frosted tips of our era.
honestly, I like it, but you have to be incredibly feminine to pull it off, especially the visage.
Damn, I bet that chick has a huge wiener
>The King has spoken.
Yeah the King of homosexuals has spoken.
Fricking manchild. He's so infantile and pathetic. Also swearing on an interview...and with what lexicon
oh no is he gonna post selfies of himself fricking crying again on twitter?
>They made some ms marvel episodes so their Batgirl movie would be great
That's stupid, they are case were that happen(Greg daniel or Alec Berg) but if this was the case , the office and seinfield writter would all has successful shows
Ms Marvel was also Disney’s lowest viewed Marvel show.
What a leftist biden voter idiot.
How is this sniveling contemptible little shit allowed to the position he holds in the industry, I will never know. Seriously, i would be surprised if this moron can count with his fingers
He was in cahoots with Weintstein his entire career. That's why he's gone so overboard with the 'Look I'm a good boy" act these days. He's probably just hoping zoomers don't watch any of his old movies.
he has always been an attention prostitute, I remember in the nineties when Time Magazine was doing some shitty "look how amazing and irreverent GenX is!" he was front and centre posing while eating a bowl of cereal
Well, he knows WB will never allow him anywhere near their franchises. He's also completely and totally coloured in with the woke tard brush. He has no choice but to go down with the ship. Seeya, Kevin. Fricking tosser.
Frick I just realized that he's attempting to position himself for some capeshit gig. He really thinks he can pull the indie-talent-to-blockbuster-director?
he's written comics and directed a few episodes of one of the dc/cw shows
He's been very vocal about not wanting to do that, he was offered Green Hornet with Seth Rogen and turned it down.
With how tight he was with Stan Lee and Feige there is no doubt in my mind that if he wanted to do an mcu film he could.
Latina? She's black kek
She's black and Latin.
I call it blatin!
Blatina's are badong.
One drop rule.
dominicans are not black
She's whiter than she is black anon
He needs to be cancelled for not saying Latinx
>Ms. Marvel was a wonderful fricking show
opinion discarded
The guy with a daughter that looks like the other guy?
Qrd?
>they only report about him when its positive never when he fricks up
Wow I love the media! just look at how these non biased mature grown adult journalists run their respectable propaganda network
Isn't this guy's brain completely turned to mush by the weed?
Does anyone under the age of 30 actually unironically enjoy Kevin Smith?
I'm 47. Kevin Smith was never good. He was literally only ever a sidekick. The irony is that he was only ever good when he was silent.
dont say and stuff just say they are doing anal
>trashing a movie before you haven't even seen it? NOT COOL MAN
>I guarantee it's good though because....WELL IT JUST WILL BE OK
Frick Gen X
Frick Kevin Smith
Frick Clerks
I didn't believe this homosexual was real when I first saw him after several years of watching Jay and Bob. I can't comprehend the ability of actors to play in films grab the money and then shit on a films/autors/commenters/opinions that their own film portrayed as cool and funny.
In past several years I was SO disappointed in a lot of actors and celebrities. They do just "act" don't they?
They never stop playing characters anon
There is no real "them"
Kevin Smith not liking something is a green flag
Then I guess The Flash will be good because he's pissed about that too
>Smith continued on “Babble-On” that it is “baffling” for Warner Bros. Discovery to stand by “The Flash” star Ezra Miller amid multiple arrests when “Batgirl” actress Leslie Grace wasn’t even given a chance.
>“I don’t give a shit how bad the ‘Batgirl’ movie is, nobody in that movie is complicated or has anything in their real life you have to market around,” Smith summed up. “In ‘The Flash’ movie, we all knowthere’s a big problem! Flash is the Reverse-Flash in real life.
>5 tickets for The Flash please
>“In ‘The Flash’ movie, we all knowthere’s a big problem!
>In my country there is problem
- Kevin 'The Gasser' Smith
His wife exclusively speaks through him now.
It's like if Dobson worked in hollywood
>wonderful fricking show
just shut up, idiot, and stop marketing your 2 movies over and over already
didn't he have something get canceled during all this?
>ms marvel episodes
>good
Bad look to who? Blackrock? What would be worse is releasing yet another race swapped character movie that everybody hates and blames Latinas for.
>I - a person with no economic or reputational stake in this movie and acting merely as an outside commentator attempting to achieve cultural relevancy - don't give a shit if the movie was absolute fricking dogshit!
>i don't give a shit if the movie was absolute fricking dogshit
Anyone who has watched his films already knows this.
He really is a pathetic house Black person homosexual, this wienersucking loser. Literally one good independent film and sucking off Harvey Weinstein his whole life means we have to deal with this wienersucking house Black person homosexual failure of a white man for the rest of his homosexual house Black person existence? Pathetic.
Eat shit and die, Kevin. Fricking homosexual.
Kevin Smith dying isn't enough. Start using meme magic to make sure he sees his daughter go first.
He's such a gay
>and stuff
opinion discarded
>52 year old man
>wear baseball hat
>wear baseball hat backwards
>wear oversized gaudy sports team jersey
>publicly fawn over comic book characters
>publicly cry over comic book movies and characters
>name daughter after a comic book character
>name daughter after the trashiest prostitute comic book character
>eat blocks of cheese in public
>be a fat homosexual
Taintbros...
Baseball hats are based on dudes in their 50s but besides that yeah he's gay
I'm getting on and I'm going to buy my first cap. Need to keep the sun off my balding bonce.
And:
> Look like an orange from bi-weekly spray tan sessions.
I was eating a sandwich and I read this and now my sandwich tastes like taint
Thanks Kevin
he actually dresses a lot better now. Sure he looks like tryhard homosexual, but everyone does these days.
All time great tweet
>name daughter after the trashiest prostitute comic book character
I just looked it up and I can't believe this is real.
Unironically better than Leto
>swears 4 times
Hallmark of a complete idioti hack that is only kept in business by ancient fandom websites.
The pathetic thing is this fricking homosexual boomer hack probably still wears that ancient shit because he's terrified no one would recognize him if didn't. If he didn't wear his gay homosexual Kevin Smith gay homosexual uniform, you'd probably think he was just like every other gay homosexual instead of wienersucking gay homosexual Kevin Smith.
Such a complete fricking homosexual.
What a deranged, programmed wienersuck he is.
>you can't cancel a movie with an ethnic character
>because it's a "bad look" ("racism hurf durrf")
>I don't care if the movie is dogshit
>It's not dogshit, even if it is, (because otherwise you're "racist")
He isn't even a person. All that is there is a lizard brain trying to cook up rationalizations that fit the programming he has received.
I would imagine any white goy, especially fat homosexual white males, have to be the biggest fricking homosexuals of all time for israelites to keep them as house Black folk on the plantation. They probably are terrified on a level they don't understand making sure they suck dick as hard as they can, otherwise the israelites who own them will get rid of them.
But you literally can't think of one white in modern show business that either some rich israelite isn't fricking or isn't some pathetic house Black person homosexual like this. It's impossible for whites to exist in the modern israelite culture unless they're complete house Black person homosexuals like this.
Imagine being a gigantic comic con gatekeeper 20 years ago and then losing all the attention when attendance doubles and attractive girls start showing up.
Profound
>he said in tears
Kevin "The Cuck" Smith should buy the rights, not get paid EVER for this product and assume all responsibility for the fallout
Then I will believe him and his bullshit
Jesus!
Guy loses a few pounds and won't shut up about woke shit
His daughter is a walking advertisement why we shouldn't get rid of paper bags
His wife is a sperg wall-hitter and was never good looking
And do I even have to mention: Mallrats (1995) EXTENDED version?
Shows how bad his ideas REALLY are!
Without his editors, he truly is a Krispy Kreme butterball idiot
The King of what? Biggest losers? Biggest Cuck? He CRIED at JJ Abrams PATHETIC Star Wars movie. He is a 100 b***h, oh and his daughter is FUGLY WITH A CAPITAL F U G L Y!
This homosexual needs his head caved in. Would improve his brain.
Isn't this the guy who wrote Batman pissing himself?
Yes.
why is this homosexual wearing a snapback backwards at like 55 year old
That's my iconic look, bro. I wear the same outfit for everywhere. Don't you?
He has a massive bald spot.
Whatever you're wearing at 25-30 is basically your final form, no one starts dressing like an old person one day
Didn't he shit on it a few days ago?
He hasn't been relevant for 20 years. Who fricking cares what he says?
>kevin smith weighs in
whats a moviel
>the two directors who directed that movie did a couple of episodes of Ms Marvel
Lmao you are not helping moron hahahhaha
>IT'S DEGENIGGRATE!
>#ANDSTUFF
...
I'm never gonna get over this image
it's like jonah dropping the coffee or goose with the stacked cola cans, it commands your attention every time
I like cheese but holy smokes.
Please tell me that cheese is shopped in.
yes, as are the length of his jorts
it's an ancient meme
>latina
She's black.
>I guarantee you it wasn't because... IT JUST WASN'T, OK?!
>you are not being replaced
>diversity is a good thing
>this movie shouldn't be cancelled mainly because the main character is not white
When can the civil war start? These people live way too comfy lives for the shit they are stirring
50 year old man in a jersey says thing
>showed you my dick
>please answer me
She's cute, even if she's in a bad movie. I'm glad that it continued the Michael-Keaton-Bleaching Univcerse started with Spiderman.
One of his own projects got canceled same time as this movie but he's worried about Batgirl? Is he trying to deflect?
Having a quote posed like this is designed to get under peoples skin. If he said it in passing it would be fine tbh. This makes it look like he issued a statement specifically to address it.
He said it during his podcast that covers entertainment news when they were tslking about zazlav cacelling everything
isn't this gay a little too old to be obsessing over comic book shit?
>black people are not black
man underestimates boss girl, boss girl defeats evil bad guy (who is a bossgirl oppressed by patriarchy).... crap pop song and credits
>listen to his show/movie reviews
>co host actually points out shit like bad writing
>kevin just consooms product
why does anyone even care about his opinion
I remember Kevin doing a two hour podcast crying about how The Dark Knight Rises was the perfect ending for Batman and a week later doing another two hour podcast talking about how it was a mess and made no sense. Weed has destroyed his mind.
I unironically had the same reaction to it though
Why not make movies with good-looking people?
more like the kink
Wasn't he too fat to ride in a plane?
I've never heard that but I instantly believe it
>kevin smith implying that more money means better film
>kevin "makes movies for $10" smith
???
He's just upset because David "I ain't releasing Batgirl to please eleven blue haired fat girls" Zaslav cancelled his Bizzaro show
Wait, are you talking about David "The man with the authority to cancel a minority" Zaslav?
David "The Man of Steal idea is shite, we all know Superman is white" Zaslav?
David "You think that capeshit should be woke, is that your idea of a joke?" Zaslav?
David "If you're Latina, black or trans, I hope you have a backup plan" Zaslav?
David "our profits won't be bigger if we make Constantine a Black person" Zaslav?
David "Ezra can choke b***hes all day long, being a troon is where he's wrong" Zaslav?
the very same
this fat moron called Wild Wild West shit, I don't give a damn about his fat opinions
I don't like Kevin Smith, but it was shit, anon
He didn't, he simply pointed out that Jon Peters requested that he put a giant spider in the third act of Superman Lives and seems to have recycled the idea in Wild Wild West
This is getting into autistic hairsplitting territory, but in the standup he said he was there in the theatre thinking 'Good Lord this is a piece of shit'
I liked him better as Silent Bob.
>"Give things to shitskins for nothing because they have shitskin"
Hot take, cancer man
It must be exhausting to have to keep virtue signalling just so you don't get cancelled for things you might have said years ago.