Season 4 week 6 of Joe Bob starts at 9:00pm est.
Clues for this week are:
>We have monsters. First gathering underground in a major international city, later feeding in the emptiness of a beautiful wilderness forest.
Last week's movies were Slaughterhouse (1987) and Tenebrae (1982).
First movie was good, squealin' fun. Second one was gay wop shit. Had a cute troony in it though.
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First one is probably C.H.U.D.
Good guess, but I think he already did chud.
He did, 1st or 2nd season I think. Bet one of the movies is going to be some gay shit for pride month
Oh please God no. Shudder wouldn't go that far would they?
Of course they would
We already had the gay shit last week
Tenebrae is kino and not specifically gay
Don't make me post her girlwiener
Where's the CHUD??
NYC
Darcy's pants
her chud cream
Chud was played during the 24hr marathon.
Chud 2 hasn't been played yet and is much more fun but doesn't fit the clues.
Wtf I'm watching chud 2 now
Humina Humina
We've found Bud the Chud
What are you gays drinking/eating tonight?
I'm out of booze and liquor stores close early in my shithole state so I'm going sober for this week's show. (please kill me)
Got the wrong 2L bottle of Cider, an extra dry apple, but shit is way more lush and like a cheap champaign. 7% too plus my usual 8 pack of beeeer and we fricking good to go mutants.
Oh and food.. Might make some chicken tendies from scratch if i don't frick up cutting the breast meat.
>some chicken tendies from scratch
Sounds yummy. Post a pic when they're done
Popcorn & water. I have a natty pack in the fridge but I'm watching sober tonight.
This.
Blow Joe Briggs sucks
This is a Sventoonie board!
Go frick a chicken
i don't watch either but Briggs has a big tittied b***h so he wins by default
They just added In the Mouth of Madness. Hope it's that one. GOAT horror movie.
Based taste, but it doesn't really fit the clues, does it?
Love it but doesn't really fit the clues for this week. We're gonna be monster heavy this week, first under a city then a forest
First movie guesses
>Alligator
>Midnight Meat Train
>Guyver
2nd movie guesses
>Prophecy
>Abominable
>Primal Rage
>Ticks
>Mosquitoes
>Troll 2
>Seedpeople
>Guyver 2
Any of those movies would make me happy
What were the clues anyway?
Read the OP
Oops
Ok so we're definitely getting some gay shit
Joe Bob talked about his experience running a glory hole for 5 years then seguewayed clumsily into how he once ate a burger and fries off a hobo's buttcrack
Darcy then queefed, called it cosplay and they laughed
First takes place underground in a major international city which could be any major western city really.
2nd is "feeding in the emptiness of a beautiful wilderness forest"
Darcy might have posted more clues on Twitter since we're close to time but haven't checked.
Shudder added alligator and alligator 2 this week.
Yep been holding off watching em if they played 1 or both tonight
> waiting to watch a movie just in case Joe Bob Briggs plays it
> Joe Bob Briggs is a guy whose big appearances are on Cinemassacre in 2022
yikes
>svengay's big appearances are on Joe bob in 2022
See
that's AWARD-WINNING movie host Svengoolie to the likes of you
not some rinky-dink internet streaming show with a failed cam girl and uncle buck with a bolo lololololol
>BERWYNNNN
Would love it if they did Alligator
It's possible, comes down to how you want to interpret international city.
Does that mean major European City, major US city on the coast, in large western city with an airport
Guyver rules
is this just a lowkey Anthony Bourdain watch thread?
WTF is this shit
a link to Anthony Bourdain and another to gay anal porn
The show hasn't started yet you dumb homosexual
so you're watching gay sex instead?!?
no wonder dude calls this Blow Job Briggs wtf
You may have a virus. None of the links are gay sex or Anthony Bourdain
Shudder's airing gay porn for pride month
this is exciting
The chatgays are all gay Black folk. Post in the thread if you want to discuss
so you guys are watching gay porn and chatting with gay Black folk on the internet?
Why are you seeing gay porn? Something is wrong on your end, anon
Whatever the movies are tonight, Canadian are screwed outta watching them. First film has rights issues in Canada.
So there another hint for you guys..
Then just use the stream links
Canuck Shudder have Alligator?
RIP Canuckistani bros
is this like mystery science theater?
Nah son, even better
pft. if only
don't click the links, other anons are saying it's gay porn
Thanks for the bumps, svengay
No, mst3k is a bunch of gay nerds that talk over the movie with lame jokes. Joe bob is more like the classic horror host, cutting in occasionally with intermissions where he discusses the movie and its bts information.
No, mst3k is a based innovator. Joe Bob is more like your drunk pedophile uncle who tries to entice you to sit on his lap in exchange for sips of his beer, introducing you to his other NAMBLA buddies and fricking up your life
You are really seething itt huh
Joe Bob hasn't been relevant since the 90s, anon
And yet here you are, going out of your way to whine about an irrelevant old man
Go watch svengoolie, gaygola
what about nightbreed for the first movie?
pride month and shudder is kneeling, so there won't be any breeding, anon
just gay trannies from outer space on shudder
and gay porn on the streaming links here and gay Black folk in chat
I know people think this b***h is hideous, but she was always one of my favorite porn stars.
sometimes debasing yourself with someone you feel is beneath you can really get you off
obviously, Darcy is beneath pretty much anyone including butt crack jack, the homeless drug addict who sleeps on the mattress behind the Value City
Yeah, but her butthole looks like something a C.H.U.D. would crawl out of
What's her name?
https://pornone.com/milf/diana-prince-anal-punishment/1655194/
Thanks, Black folks
DAMNNNN I wasn't expecting that from sweet Darcy
topkek
you KNOW joe bob has seen this
Pls bros, what's her name
Diana Prince/Darcy the mail girl
Could be Night Bree
Nightbreeders
Show is starting so quit your shitflinging
IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
Discord trannies can't tolerate having competition
Enjoy 25 minutes of joe bob talking about irrelevant shit before starting the movie
>Discord trannies
lol. Have fun waiting 24 hours just for sven to show the same movie he's shown eight times
possible to like joe bob and svengoolie, they arent mutually exclusive
best to enjoy Monstervision and Svengoolie, brother!
Monstervision was prime kino, anon
not even like 4 minutes into Joe Bob's rant and streambro's stream shit the bed
My spleen? Need to go back and download those
What tracker is this? I have the mega, but it's a pain in the ass to ddl a terabyte
>I have the mega
can I have it too?
search the archives
There's one autist trying to start drama.
not for me. sven's intentionally bad vaudeville for kids, all 10 seconds of it, is a 0 value add and the movies he shows sucks. maybe it used to be different but I don't get it at all
I want an iroc z like bim bob.
me too but only if it has horns on the bumper
How old is darcy now? 50 yet?
i swear darcy gets more bogged by the second
doomp it
i think joe bob goes to the same botox clinic, theyre starting to look more horrific than the monsters from the movies, and i appreciate it
The Monster Club
God dammit. No one wants this fricking anthology shit
How come both of them look so stiff in the face
drugs and smoking miles of pole
botox is a hell of a drug
Did the angelthump stream just die?
too much gay porn pre-show
anon's mom finally broke in and commandeered his PC. he's being sent off to a special camp
Works on my machine
I want plastic barbie to slide my small penis into her anus.
Go on
what the frick is this dude rambling about
his pills
a bump
jej
hes feisty tonight
We back. Thanks streambro.
What's darcy's rate for a milf porn gang bang?
Yeah i have zero interest in this movie
14 minutes into his most Boomer ass rant ever and tthis movie sounds like shit. Not looking great bros.
>14 minutes into his most Boomer ass rant ever
first time watching joe bob? heh
pharmaceutical side-effects is a tired ass hack bit but we haven't got a good ole fashioned rant in a while
kek they warned us on Twitter of joe’s tirade
I watched evil bong 8 recently and I was surprised at how darcy is.
Who is the cute redhead in the middle? The one to the left of the flag guy.
Wait wait wait there's 8 Evil Bong movies now?
*how tall darcy is.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18286456/fullcredits/cast/
I wish there was a database of actresses with headshots.
Full moon never stops.
Yeah it always scares me a little every time I start looking into the Full Moon library. There's always a new Evil Bong, Gingerdead man, and puppet master
Big pharma attack
> old man yells about his pills for 20 minutes
this is a low point for even joe bob's shudder years
its legitimately hilarious, considering you've watched some boomer tv and seen the thousands of boomer pill commercials
I've heard foreigners when they visit the states say american pharmaceutical ads are the strangest things they've ever seen on tv
I've watched some streams of it, the amount of ads for HIV medication tells you all you need to know about the USA.
yeah you hear that a lot. it's strange to see brazen gambling ads on their broadcast but I don't think it's quiet as much a shock
He showed this movie on monstervision a while back
>a while back
lol yeah just 6 presidents ago
The monster club is a fun Lil movie
I love this movie.
>no breasts
terrible movie
what's the 2nd one?
>Price and Carradine
I'm thinking it's kino time
I had a dream once I was married to Darcy
She’s the only person I’d ever simp for. I literally want to cry that she’ll never hug me
those low standards, anon.. yikes
Yes. I know. I don’t care. I want a bimbo goth milf gf
You have a brain sickness
shes a living blow up doll horror show but legitimately a cool chick
Literally if you meet her IRL and lead with anything other than "i want to feat your ass" you could cop a hug. She was super nice at Joe Bobs Jamboree
based moron
She’s bogged, though
Gonna give it 15 minutes and if its bad as i expect turn it off and start Ace Combat 7
More like Monster AIDS
fran fullenwider
I FRICKING LOVE JOE BOB!!!!!!
monster club is shit
when is Darcy going to star in Boggenstein?
WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS MOVIE
It's Vincent price you swine. Shut up and enjoy
Vincent Price looks weird in color. Only ever seen him in black and white.
Did boomers really gyrate around a dancefloor in rubber masks for fun?
Yikes this club is a real nightmare
monsters rule ok
kek this band is shit
Okay!
I love when an 80s horror movie has its own cheesy rock song
>when a /misc/gay becomes a vampire
a polite name for a mongrel eh
monstcegenation
5 minutes of Vincent Price laying down all of the early 80s gay club lingo
I'm kind of digging this movie bros, its cute and silly
I'm going to stick it out
Wait til you get to the Donald Plesance Vampire Hunter story. The village of ghouls is fun too
Ya agree, haven't stop smiling since the the title card showed in the first 3 seconds.
That might be cause I am smelling burnt toast and just maybe had a stroke, but fun film either way..
Someone reply when this shit is over
no one post anything until then
I want to frick her so bad, bros
did he just spill his marbles?
Ah, so she is the ghoul or vampire I bet isn't she?
incel vampire?
He's a shadmock, not a vampire.
shadmocks aren't white btw
I heard Shadmoks blow and have aids
That shit is my favourite milkshake, bummer it's only around for Saint Paddy's day though.
Dude looks like an average englishman.
10/10 in Bogland
>no Yuki
>Darcy always replied and liked my tweets during season 3
>she hasn’t responded once to me in season 4
🙁
she knows what you did last summer
Her kid is older and autistic. Shit is getting harder to control. Look up Katy Price and Harvey, her son, and you will see what Darcy is going through..
Do you think this really is what it is?
Less having to constantly look after the kid, and more her life is more draining so she doesn't reply anymore to rather enjoy her free time more.
>Katy Price and Harvey
i'm assuming that's the title of an incest movie she made with her autistic son
james rolfe is darcys child?
it all makes sense now
james has no time because he's actually driving Darcy back and forth for corrective surgery
She knows you're
That monster genetics guide is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a horror film. Blatantly based on those old race guides of the 19th century
while I was in special ed for 8 years of my life, I watched a lot of joe bob briggs. he's the PREMIERE horror movie host and this film selection shows you why.
Frick off James you gay Black person. No, you are not "the only anyone remembers monstervision"
Wait, so did the bf go insane because he got cucked by a shadmock?
This is going to tell you why the bf goes crazy. Just keep watching.
top tier joebob segment kek
Based butthole cat
bad kitty
Good kitty.
omg i love those scrunchy face kind of kitties!!
he has cat exploding whistle powers?
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE KITTY HE ONLY DID WHAT CATS DO
Burnt kitty
Anyone else going to Midsummer Scream????
Now, if a murican were to mate with a
blackie or a mutt the results would be a muttmerican
The virgin shadmock
similar to how i proposed to my coworker
tv needs more stream threads like the good ole daze. Used to be a bunch on x too.
Not a whole lot to watch live anymore. And mods will delete stream threads that aren't for real shows like joe bob
mods deleted the Sventoonie thread, for a REAL FRICKING SHOW BROADCASTED NATIONALLY
but this podunk internet show gets to have a thread remain up?
There is something amiss!
Was probably just a duplicate thread that got deleted. Svengay threads usually stay up.
Yep used to help host nigrachan back in the day, it got to the point where you could post a link here and it'd get deleted then the streams reported. Shit just got stupid
Jannies would baleet them
That was way better times. I streamed as Brutalstrudel after, I think his name was, Wicked-toast stop doing his classic x-themed tv series streams. Beyond belief, Tales from the Crypt, Monsters, Are you afraid of the Dark, Garth Marrnghi, etc.
Miss those halcyon days like frick senpai..
Great times. Everyone in chat just bugging out and laughing our asses off riffing joke to joke. Felt liek a little community. We need it back.
And it was cool that Cinemaphile and /x/ were kinda like close cousin boards. /misc/ constantly trying to include the shit out of both boards, and us just bouncing ideas from both sides of each board. Crazy how many time thing thought on /x/ made it way, eventually, to tv
*/misc/ constantly invading
And this nostalgia is really tempting me to pull out the old streamer gear and files to go back to some Spooky night streams...
Gilbert endorsed ONE horror host
Guess who it was
FRICK JOE BOB
FRICK DARCY
FRICK SHUDDER
FRICK 2004
FRICK BIDEN
FRICK TRUMP
FRICK MONSTERS CLUB
FRICK A DUCK
FRICK HILLARY
FRICK 9/11
FRICK SHUDDER
FRICK BOTCHED SURGERIES
FRICK BLOW BOB BRIGGS
FRICK USED UP PORN prostituteS
FRICK MUSHROOMS
FRICK SHADMOKS
>FRICK SHADMOKS
cmon dawg just have fun with us
join in
guess what shmuck? your israelite with the nasally voice is dead
Holy Booba
shadmock bro... not like this
Roastie blown the frick out
Shadmockcels win again
LETS GO BRANDON
he whistled the shit outta her
woof
the boyfriend just walks, see ya
Chadmock
kek this song
What the frick is this shit
Suckered for your love, obviously
garden man
us her as a watering can
SUCKER FOR YOUR LO-O-0ove
This is what it feels like to be molested
>aren't they all
topkek
>movie producers
>vampire
kek
Cool it with the antisemitic renarks
look at this little queer with his purse, I want to bully him so bad
Based
>I'm just a soccer boy YEAH-YEAH
this shit is gonna be stuck in there for a while
my body is ready
soulless imitation of better times
Did you catch the episode earlier this season where Honey came back on as a guest and at 50+ years old still mogged the absolute frick out of darcy
lol Darcy doesn't even look as good as she did in OP's pic
The Fiddler on the Roof music kinda giving away the true nature of this dude, eh??
Feed without sneed
>day feel when your door will never have a belly dancing demon on it
>puddle jumping for gym class
do anglos really?
That guy's a molester huh
this is an unsanctioned puddle jumping without the requisite licenses there will be consequences
Anyone got the mega link? I tried to find it in the archives but couldn't find shit.
Look harder. Tossing around the link will only lead to it getting axed
4plebs archives
same just a ton of dead links
what kind of monster mutt is this kid?
A shamrock shake.
Vampire father, human mother so technically just a half vamp
>clergyman formerly child rapist
See
Donald Pleasance finally here to class up this trash
This movie has a weird score
It is like a soft-horror film; since only released in the UK, think of it like it's a horror flick you can take your little brother to since you have to babysit but can still bring that floozy and finger her underneath the popcorn bag while your little bro averts his eyes at the "scary parts."
BLOOD CRIMES
This movie is extremely antisemitic
>Film released in the 80's
>B-squad: Investigator of Blood crimes
Shocked this didn't take place in New York. Joe Bob did say it was musical..
This music sounds like it should be in a Voltaire song
Chad Voltaire listener
>bleh
PRANKED
clonk
>clonk
>donk
bonk
Did that tall frick just Stormtrooper donk his fricking head??
>bonk
This movie is just silly
this movie is so fricking british it should come with a serving of baked beans
>ohhhh me pa got staked then innit
I think i just saw someone in the mirror
Kino
Kek
>Deathproof vest
Getting me one of those tomorrow at the local Monster Club.
Based whole crew dancing
Damn what did darcy to do her cheeks?
Cheek implants late in life, now all healed her skin is getting wrinkled and aging like milk.
she answered the call
Dumb b***h had to ruin her god given face. I hate this industry.
guess my lifelong love of caramels is over
I'll give you caramel
Scrape and Lick
This redhead is a screamer jeez
does this lady know there's big jagged strips of her dress missing? How embarrassing for her!
kek
TITYFEST INCOMING
Hell where do I sign up for the Monster Club
never thought id see vincent price watching a strip show
she was a skeleton the whole time?!?!
SPOOKY
That was cool
AWOOOOGA
thanks ms. skeltal
Based stripper lady
No one posting this yet..
Who are you /last-drivein/ senpai?
>mfw shadmock in real life
You better have that frickin matted down hair anon, or i'll be disappoint.
For me, it's Shaddy
start a new thread with it
I'll make the thread
I think my Scottish inheritance implies i'm a mock.
holy moley
this is definitely an enjoyable bad movie
It is the Spookies of the season, for sure. Might rewatch it again as a go to sleep just for the comfy, fun feels.
lol I was just thinking this is the best thing Joe Bob's introduced me to since SPOOKIES, incredible movie this one
Hahah awesome, someone else with impeccable taste! This film could use more were-cat though but w/e..
Almost sounds like Jazz Jackrabbit music.
Now entering: Silent Hill
NEW THREAD:
>We are on page 4
>Haven't hit 350 replies
A little premature but atleast we can migrate there.l, eventually....
Last time I waited some Black person made a one-line op right before I could post mine and the thread got split. Blame the impatient morons for forcing me to be an impatient moron
That's a vicious cycle that I appreciate. Good work then anon!
is that ding salamanca from breaking bad?
it won't open
it won't budge
it's locked
Oh no a gang rape scene is coming isn't it
oliver stone is in big trouble
Is the blue sweater lady actually mummified?