I'm not the normal OP edition.
Season 4 week 7 of The Last Drive-in is about to start.
Tonight's movie clue is
>It's Dysfunctional Family Night. We have two movies about families so perverted we're not sure they fit into any Pornhub category.
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Oh and it looks like the shudder stream is fricked again. Just let me have this before it all ends.
Classic
That second movie from last week was terrible
This season as a whole has been pretty miss
I liked Slaughterhouse, that was a legit drive-in movie unlike that gay ass witch movie.
That jodie foster flick was pretty good
Yeah not sure why they went with hellbender other than it's on shudder.
I think it is the movies. New releases are out every tuesday and friday, and they have simply dried up. There used to be dozens every week, now it is mostly older movies being re-released on bluray or streaming. I think the pickings are slim.
Over the past couple of months shudder got the rights back to a bunch of Joe Bob movies that had been taken down. I think most of his movie budget this year went to that so now he has to do public domain and shudder exclusive movies
Am I crazy, or has this season been kind of boring? The movie choices are hit and miss. I usually stay up and watch both films every Friday night, but for some reason I haven't been able to sit through the second movie of each week this season.
The first movies have been mostly good, but the second movies are where they lose me. Sometimes like with a classic such as Tenebrae, it isn't even that the movies are bad, I've seen 90% of the movies they show anyways, its the writing and trivia and tidbit stuff that seems lackluster for them that makes me get bored. Then when they do newer movies like last weeks Hellbender, it is obvious Shudder forced it to be part of the series and was trying to promote their original films. I'd rather watch two more shot on video flicks than something like Hellbender again, that was terrible.
I have watched everything Joe Bob related since the 90s, and this is possibly the worst season of anything he's ever done...
Is it the writing for the segments? Is it the movies themselves - are they running out of decent movies to watch from the platform? I can't put my finger on it, but the quality is off this year.
It's the shitty movies, especially the new ones he keeps including.
I actually had Hellbenders on my watchlist and really enjoyed it lol For me the movies have always been hit and miss, I fricking hated Mandy and Fryed Barry but loved THINGS and Sledgehammer
imo there is something for everyone
Thanks for making the thread (and actually putting effort in). Fricking asiaticmoot and his rangeban won't let me post threads.
Joe also claims the perv level tonight is 40 out of 10, so coomers rejoice!
Last week's movies were:
The Monster Club (1981) and Hellbender (2021).
First film was great. Had shammock incel-kino, a monster genetics chart fit for /misc/, the great Vincent Price, and monsters rule, okay.
Second movie had... Well we had tendies I guess.
No problem, and the tendies looked better than the movie.
I meant to say, I thought having women play the boys just added to the confusion. It was a wild movie, especially the horse scene.
Can confirm they went down better then the second film did..
Made it just in time
>The Wild Boys is on Shudder
such a bizarre film, not for everyone but check the trailer at least
Yeah it was surprising. I
Yeah I'm pretty livid. At least I'm only two minutes behind. This is the last show I watch, and I'm paying $55/year just to listen to an old man talk about movies.
I had to force stop the app on my fire tv and wait for it to load the livestream.
App is fricked, like clockwork
Uninstall the app and reinstall. They did some kind of update that didn't get done by my Xbox
I'll give it a shot but I just did that a few weeks ago. Was it a recent update?
My Xbox app wouldn't load. Deleted and downloaded again. Worked like a charm
Mine loads fine but shits itself as soon as TLDI begins.
that's a feature
they confirm everyone has paid for their month and aren't password sharing
Is it playing for anyone else or is it just fricked on my end?
It crashes for me every week on Apple TV.
Yeah, there's not a whole lot on there I watch other than this now that I've gone through most of their older catalog and 99% of the new stuff is trash.
>joe bob talking shit about me
>Movies about arrested development
Dammit Joe Bob, stop twisting the knife
HOW MANY BOOBIES WILL JBB SHOW TODAY
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker
aka The Boogeyman. solid underseen flick
wait no I'm wrong, diff movie. Night Warning is the alt title as he said
Hey come on, A Midsummer's Night Dream works in a park
Every time plastic barbie looks at the camera I get chills. Stop doing that
we need a breast night
more boobies please joe bob
butcher baker Nightmare maker
I wonder if they'll ever do Massacre at Central High.
That's every day in America
>came out on bd in the last year
seems likely
Wait did it already start? wtf
I can only ever associate that movie with being the last real Spoony review
You already missed like half of the movie
2022 YEAR OF THE SPOONTANG
this week's selections seem decent
That letter is gonna earn a lot for charity this Christmas
It's psycho hag night, boys
Because I don't get enough of that irl
kek
ugh gross
BILL MOTHERFRICKING PAXTON
stop your grinnin and drop your linen
It's starting like a sitcom
I was thinking that it started like we just came back form commercial break. I thought it was the middle of the movie.
>sitcom director
Holy frick, this is why
Fricking hate Darcy
okay, that scene was pretty good
Holy shit!
>No more brakes
>Just floors it
Based
Holy shit, that car crash lol
Did he say there's three movies tonight? I was in the other room.
Nope just 2
Cool. I was gonna have to slow down on my drinking.
I want to stop and rewind and watch that fricking car crash again, i was not expecting this movie to go so fricking hard right off the bat like that
Baby Paxton!!
He's gonna get raped by the teach
I feel like I've seen this movie before.
>what's going on, aunt Diane?
Haha that the exact fricking thing. The Aunt even looks like she is an amalgamation of both chicks.
no shower scene ?
Just wait
I still didn't catch the title of this flick
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
aka
night warning
Bill Paxton always looked middle aged.
Please I want to frick the act so much
LOL
>not going for some desperate single mom hole
Is he gay?
He's old fashioned
Oh shit he actually was
Lmao good gaydar gay
what a time for a break
Damn aunt cheryl is nuts
>fired him for one of the best car crash scenes in film history
Fricking morons
I'm disappointed. Her breasts were actually kind of nice and we didn't get a good still shot of them.
This is probably the best episode this season by default.
I do fear Shudder is nearing its end. All the small scale streaming services will probably die out. Hopefully AMC grabs Joe Bob
TLDI with a wider genre scope would be great. I'm sure Joe Bob would show a bunch of ape movies, a Drive-In staple
He used to show all sorts of movies back on monstervision and the original Last Drive-in
kids dont like old movies 🙁
When I canceled my subscription one of their representatives kept sending me emails. They offered a $23 refund and 40% off of what I was paying for a year.
Jesus. The service blows now so thats not surprising. Ive been a sub for like 3 years maybe i should cancel and see if i can get a discount.
At worst they will do watchalongs online. They have a few times in the past.
Maybe. Here's what happened if it helps you interact with them for a discount:
I had a yearly subscription and it was the lowest rate available (from near when they first started). I canceled it a day early and they still charged me (that's why I contacted them--I had to look at the emails, I couldn't remember if they just messaged me for the sake of retention). They apologized and offered me a refund on that and a lower monthly subscription rate than normal (if I didn't want to commit for a year). I said no thanks. Then they offered me $23 cash and 40% off my yearly rate for this year as well as the next (and said I'd be locked in at the low rate I initially had for as long as I have the service--meaning if the rates go up I wouldn't see a change). I said no thanks and wished them luck.
I've had several Shudder free trials but it's a pretty garbage service. I tried to watch The Stuff on there and the quality was abysmal, I had to switch to Tubi. Arrow Video Player is much better.
Shudder could frick off long as Joe Bob showed up on something else.
true
Big problem with shudder is the region locking. Literally can't watch it outside the US, where most of these movies have 0 legal status for distribution and some countries have decriminalized piracy of media so they wouldn't even have to bother with licensing.
They'll die without global money.
this is a svengoolie board
Based
Go frick a chicken
It can be both, friend.
>svengoolie
Seems like one of those nerdy homosexuals who hung out in the cafeteria playing Magic: The Gathering.
>Joe Bob
Is a chad who is unamused by an ex-pornstar.
sven is an incel that films in his moms basement and shows the same shit movies over and over
i hate this guy because of how much you homosexuals shill him. why dont you buy another banner kek.
>what are filters
Go away newbie
what movie is this tonight bros? just hopped on
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker. Still not far in. It's high level kino tonight.
twerp?
Every scene with that detective is kino
Was 70s MAN face caused by being raised with all that lead in the gasoline back then?
No we had testosterone and real food back then. The lead just made you crazy.
Go to sleep grandpa.
checked and eat shit, zoomer
Based. You can stay
>Still in his 20s
So IMDB says
"There are many reasons why George Lazenby only made one appearance as James Bond. According to the DVD documentary, here are some of the main reasons: Lazenby's youthful wieneriness rankled producer Albert R. Broccoli's nerves"
nah, that's just what guys looked like before microplastics were common
chad embrace hairlines
Can wait for the second movie of the night to be some piece of shit Shudder Original because Joe Bob is a sellout shill.
We'll see. But we haven't had a single week with two kinos yet this season.
He said it's the baby for the second one
Oh shit, that'll be great
He already said its The Baby.
frickin weird flick
Never seen this is that a hooker he has with him
Former hooker
sweet dude
Like. Literally
yeah thats what i thought she has hooker face for sure
Darcy is an accomplished actress
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2403367/filmotype/actress
i felt like spanking one out to her movies you know, on principal
but it was absolutely vile
even i have standards
link 404s lmao i believe it though some of the most respectable women ive met where prostitutes
MILK FU
and there's the milk fu
God I want to frick Billy's gf
>"Doesn't it bother you that he's a gay?"
lmao
Drink every time he says gay
Mortis
as in rigor?
1981 boys and girls
Jesus this butthole cop
are you a gay?
this movie is fricking amazing lol I can't understand the haters, playing two dumb Shudder originals doesn't make a bad season
>haters
dude this bait is bad
People forget S1 when he played shit like Girl Walks Home Alone at Night.
That movie was cool though.
No things like this and Slaughterhouse are the bread and butter of the last drivein, unfortunately most of this season has just been completely scatterbrained.
More vinegar syndrome and less arthouse know what I mean.
>More vinegar syndrome
so more shitty action movies and whatever other garbage they put out now?
>hating on gems like Auntie Lee's Meat Pies, Old Dracula, The Cellar, and Tammy and the trex
they released most of them years ago.
Wont be surprised if Thriller a Cruel Picture doesnt show up either this year or next
/tv/, are you a gay?
That detective is such a good fricking character
"that shouldnt be to difficult for you" holy shit man
This detective is beyond based
based bo svenson
Based
This movie has ascended beyond kino level
best one in a while
I'm surprised this isn't Cinemaphile's favorite movie
im starting to think this mom is up to no good
Wtf this gay dude is pretty based
I like all the characters so far but Billy. I think he might be a gay
Billy is definitely a gay
Probably. I'd be so deep in that cute blonde
damn, yeah Julie is fine as frick
>RAPE
tbf the coach was a pedo groomer
God I want to frick Julie so bad...
I hope the cop ends up being a pedophile, that would make it 11/10
based gay hunting cop
GOD I WANT TO FRICK JULIE SO BAD
>your bf possibly killed a homosexual
>do you two frick?
>if not he's a homosexual too
I see no flaws with this
Hey, that's actually 4 breasts now. They missed a pair
First two didn't count because there was no clear shot of them
Quality breasties and legs
Julie's so fricking cute, she better not die horribly or nothing...
WTF IS THAT STAIRCASE
YESSSSS JULIE breasts
Julia Duffy was really hot in Wacko, it's a shame she never became a scream queen.
This movie is made for Cinemaphile.
>auntie-son incest kino
>cute young girl breasts
>unfathomably based detective
I'm thinking yes
>young
Joe just said b***h was 30. She put the wall on hold.
Holy shit, how the frick
auntie-son ive only heard these words from the most based of Indians
Based Auntie
haha the mom is great
God damn Billy is so lucky
Jesus Christ. I’m not even gay and this cop is offending me.
Are you a gay?
then you're a homosexual
If you ever get the chance see Joe Bobs "How Rednecks Saved Hollywood". Is fricking great
I saw it and I hope he comes back in my neck of the woods one day.
Apparently he's doing it live in Idaho on the 15th
Its fun. I got a ticket for $30 and got to meet him and Darcy after
Yeah. This guy is a gay.
You don't say
All this and the movies going straight back to gay you just know it
>Roll it!
>goes on
gets me every time
clear teen
What awful notification bar is that dude.
Bunda
God dammit Billy I don't want to see 30 seconds of your full ass
We need some Julie ass
I do, though I think he needs 30-50 pounds of muscle to really get me going
gay
so has anyone died or any monsters yet?
The real monster in this movie is homophobia
Says the guilty homosexual
Project more, homo.
correct and based
>The real monster in this movie is homos
Fixed that for you
Oddly enough true, had the homosexual tv repairman not been gay he'd have given the crazy aunt the Vitamin D she needed thus avoiding all the shit happening.
idk I think homos have done more damage to society than homophobes.
Saved
going on my vision wall thanks anon
When I first saw it, I thought the gay there was the English term for cigarette
It works on multiple levels.
>being scared of gays is what's really scary
are gays really afraid that people are afraid of gays?
The Starring ass shot of the movie
classic case of homosexualry
who is this annoying gay mischlinger
I'm gonna be wasted if they keep dropping f-bombs like this
this detective is just incomprehensibly based
a lot of gayS in this movie
NO BILLY IT'S POISON MILK
Laxative milk?
gay milk
Julia duffy was hot
Oh bo, white shorts!
i think, the aunt is a babe
wouldberry
Yeah, Billy is a complete gay for not fricking his mom.
BILLY YOU MOTHERFRICKER HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT GODDAMN IT
she drugged him so he can't make free throws
I love this movie
How many times did she suck his sick while he was out?
God i wish I had an insane, sex-starved aunt bros...
Billy don't know what he's missing
Billy just needs to figure out how to rope in his Auntie and Julie into getting along and sharing
>you don't need to go to school, you've learned enough
OK MOMMY
what's she dosing him with damn I wanna sleep for fourteen hours
That picture in the hallway has quite the look. Anyone know what it is?
Jebus
I know, but i mean the name of that particular painting.
looks like a female jesus
moron alert
>claims he's the only reason anyone remembers monstervision
james invented watching monstervision
He still credits James with giving the new show it's initial kick start.
I like James, he's a cool dude with a lot of comfy videos
Bimothy is a based moron
>he's even bullying hispanics now
And here I was thinking he couldn't get anymore based
kek
I'm surprised the detective hasn't called the other detective a gay yet
>that's better
Is it though?
Like how the neighbors have completely fricked outta the picture after coming across the murder at Billy's bf party
spooky skeleton
hope the detective calls the aunt a gay before blowing her head up
>claims the aunt and julie are a pair of lesbian gays
nasty list?
It's just the UK being a joke of a country again
Bunch of movies that got banned in the UK or something. Video nasty. Look it up
18+
Not what the Video Nasties List means at all dude
moron
Canadian border services releases lists of the contraband it collects. It's mostly just Japanese Porn.
This one is funnier.
>Black person jokes
I lost
Booklet
How many Black folk does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Bixnoodhomie I ain't doin that shit
closest thing i could find was a Black person joke manual for minstrels
>this is propaganda in leaf land
i know 3 of these holy shit
Hentai is illegal in cacuckland?
>Everybody else has these things, why don't I have them too?
love that image, unrelated but I love those Cinemaphile toonami threads when Space Dandy was airing
Yeah, I miss Space Dandy too. Toonami threads are complete shit now.
I tuned out when they changed the schedule from going to 6 am to going to 3 or I think 1:30, just when it got shortened is the point, still pop in some Saturdays but it's unfortunately a bubble that's been popped a while ago
I still can't believe Julie's actress is 30+ years old
same
she looks great for a 30 yo old hole
What does he just buy this b***h a dog
im reconsidering wanting to bang the aunt
Making some chicken fried steak
Chicken fried Julie
hehehe
tenderized
do we know whats in the vial she keeps putting in peoples food?
Laudanum?
Julie's so fricking cute you guys I dont want to say goodbye
to me horror involves supernatural things, monsters
this is just crazy wacko psycho murderer lady
i know im wrong but i just love monsters and shit
She can be cured through the power of DICK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT JULIE SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT
FRICK the neighbor is back
threesome with the grannies
do it billy
BILLY!
this movie has been consistently hilarious
Maybe Billy will learn to stop drinking glasses of milk given to him
I want to frick officer palmer so bad bros...
would you like another glass of milk, Billy?
you're gonna drink this milk whether you like it or not BILLY
I didn't expect this much milk fu
The nosey neighbor has some balls of steel, her ninja skills are on point
this is a pretty good episode so far
Julie lives
Thank God. I thought my wife was gone for good.
uh oh
weve got lightning and thunder bros
It's a death sentence.
Are you a gay, OP? Do you bake new threads for other men?
I hope so
NOOOOOOOOO JULIE RUN AWAAAAAY
>come here bawd
WATCH OUT
Radioactive Man
I'm still rangebanned, so someone else is gonna have to make the new thread
Swamp wrestling
Whoa.... this is getting pretty hot
shake it off billy
shake off that milk hangover
kek
the old hag knows how to wrestle
take her top off!
I'M YOUR GF NOW ANON
>Passing up a literal Mommy GF
Billy was a gay
Juliebros...
Definitely not getting that scholarship now
hahahahaha ONE LAST FRENCH KISS ack
>calls the gay coach before anyone else
Billy was definitely a gay
look at the size of them boulders on that old broad
RIP Dee Williams
lmao
The detective is literally our guy
billy cant even hit a free throw hes not going to make this shot
you were saying
frick billy
And in the end, Billy learned how to make the shot..
Who's got the limp wrist now..
Fricking lol
YOOOLOOOKOK, BILLY KILLED THE COP
Well now he's going to jail. Killed a beloved detective, and he was unarmed
Billy gonna need some counseling after this shit
Good flick
KINO 10/10
Kino
>acquitted on the grounds of temporary insanity
Bullshit. That gay Billy should have fried for that
this
they forgot the last line "And then everyone clapped."
Still our guy. meme might be too much for a blue board
topkek
>STOP LOOKING AT PORN THE GLORY OF ROME IS FOREVER (gay)
Is that Darcy?
No that's the detective
darcy has nice soles
Best movie of the season
what a nice ending
kino af.. Billy is still a cum guzzling gay though
>he was based irl too
Alright, someone please make a new thread
cant, jannys wont let me
we don't know what the second movie is yet
The Baby
oh no I can't watch that looks too scary
squibbed
MAKE A FRICKING THREAD YOUU homosexualS
wait wait wait, her boyfriend henry villechez?!
>host horror show
>sit next to ghoul
no fricking way that lined up like that
God I hate darcy so much
tbhtbh
Darcy is annoying af ngl... but Joe simps so hard for her and apparently enjoys getting nagged all the time
she flinched at that stick lmao
pretty sure its scripted
Fricking crazy coincidence.
spooky
>bogged ex-pornstar thinks a child molesting basketball coach is ahead of its time
Alright, I'll make a new thread gimme a second
Great movie, would watch again
BASED JOE BOB BLOWING THE FRICK OUT OF FILM SCHOOL gayS
new thread:
Frick, I can’t stand Darcy