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The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs
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thank you for your service
I got you, Juliebros
The frick is Mad god
STREAM LINKS (since OP is a dummy):
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https://kino.tube/
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Thank you, sire
So the girl on with him now used to look like girl in OP, same girl??
Two different people. Op lady is closer to 70 now.
She still mogs the frick out of darcy though, even at her age
oh thank God, what a tragedy that would have been
Pretty sure she is only in her 50s.
She's still a fox
Absolutely. Honey Gregory was hot back in the Drive-In Theater days but she has only gotten hotter since.
Yee
Holy shit, why can't Billy get her back? What is she up to
She's a lawyer, or so I've heard.
Yeah, she has been an attorney for nearly 20 years now.
>Billy
What?
latecomer
Joe Bob, not BIlly. It's on me. I had a huge plate of spaghetti and am carb drunk. plz excuse me
idk Darcy is pretty hot also Mad God looks pretty sweet
was it overrated?
I don't want to watch a movie that took 30 years to make. That just doesn't bode well for it.
It's all animated by hand
what eraserhead
On the plus side the effects look 30 years old during that wonderful age of stop motion and claymation which is never used in movies anymore
Mad God looks cool
its some pretty sweet looking stop motion, webms posted here all time
always wanted to see it but never got around to it
Based but you should have saved it in case an anon ITT started acting up.
OP baked a thread for other men. And the real kicker? He did it for free. Obvious homosexual.
At least I'm not a jannie
Missed opportunity
Darcy is about as good at conversation as a rock.
>Elvira and Natasha Lyonne in the cheapest most 2003 looking shit ever
What the frick
Natasha Lyonne is my guilty pleasure waifu (i have a thing for smoker voices)
Same
the bunny snake joke was good
so about the second movie, is it going to be good or another snoozefest like past couple weeks?
i dont want to go to bed yet bros
about a misandrist and a baby so possibly
THE BABY
>is it going to be good
the threads on here about it all seemed to think its good
>Do you love Da Baby?
oh the title is The Baby
It may be preemptive, but I'm pretty sure I want the baby in this movie
>new baby boom in america
> ~1.7 fertility rate and down for the upcoming future
get your facts right Joe
its over
Is this an ABDL movie?
It's weird to think we've all seen darcy's butthole
and we all want to forget it
Please don't remind me
>this thing has a child
she makes robert z'dar look normal
I think the kid has issues too. Besides the obvious of her being it's mom.
imagine your mom not only being a bogged porn star but an anal bawd porn star
poor little guy
Imagine seeing your own mother's blown out butthole.
Imagine your friends seeing it.
I feel terrible for him. I'm sure he has autism.
Imagine mommy Darcy hovering over you while you're in the bathroom yelling and forcing you to sit down while you pee
peaches christ?
all about evil ...
uhhh
is it fun?
>drag queen shit that severin just released last night
no. its more shilling.
Um put your phone down sweetie and live in the moment
All about evil is at least 10 years old, I was at the premiere in austin and met mink stole and elvira
i know when it came out. doesnt change the fact that severin literally just put it up for sale last night. its all shilling.
has Norm posessed this man what the hell
darcy even gets mogged by joe bob
nohomo
desu
joe looks good for a 70 yo grandpa, hairmogs many men half his age
Shershe!
Man, I want to cum inside this dude
Billy's full of interesting info. I like him a lot.
id love to drink some beer and watch shitty horror with him oh wait i basically am
This is so boring and you're all gays for Joe Bob
go to bed Nighean
kek
Made me laugh
this is garbage so far
you can have your svengoolie thread tomorrow dude
leave us be
Mentally disadvantaged, or...
African American
The grain man?
RIP
That monologue was fricking classic stuff
>they do it for free
only 3 dead bodies?
"special needs school voyeur close up"
>Special needs Voyeurism
Just like that mongoloid they made a Victoria's Secret model.
Can I watch this on my TV for free? Rather not watch in the browser
No, got to use shudder, which is for paypigs only.
Best bet is to just bite the virgin bullet and pull out the old hdmi
I got a new card recently and never deleted the app so I just decided to sign up for a 5th or 6th free trial real quick.
Julie was a good appetizer, but I am lookin to coom tonight and I think this movie will do it
im excited for whatever sexual flame torture is
Maybe something like the hot wax thing? I don't know
idk man but its getting frickin weird maybe some of the abdl svenghoolie fans can elaborate
this isnt mad god wtf
Where the frick did you get that from lmao
It's being added to Shudder on the 16th so he'll probably show it, I'd guess next Friday but it is weird that the movie is coming onto Shudder on Thursday
That was a commercial, anon.
anon your a bleeding idjit
God I want to frick the blonde girl so bad bros...
is she a troony?
She's a smoker, Ruth Roman is her name and boy does she look like she be named Ruth
no i mean the sister
I want to frick Jermaine so frickin bad bros...
Looks like frickin Michael Cera
Is that Paul dano?
Yes
Looks like the dude Venkman shocks in Ghostbusters.
wtf this is weird
>literal ABDL shit
well I'm out
oh no lol this is *weird* weird
do you mind if i sneed him?
God I wish...
uhhhhhhhh
Looks like KINO is back on the menu, boys!
Holy shit, this is so fricking weird it makes up for the lameness of the first half of the season
this is horrific
What the shit is this?
I'm feeling serious kino potential.
This fricking movie
Can't believe Paul Dano went full moron
Me either, I hope he bought a boat.
It's all gas
were the baby noises necessary?
kek
absolutely
do you like physical exercise?
Hey guys, just want to let you know, as it turns out Alva is my wife. So just make sure to mind your manners and such.
this movie is somebody's fetish
I've never watched The Last Drive-In before, are there breaks?
There are breaks where Joe Bob talks about stuff.
one break between the first and second feature
*scorpio smile*
They're optional and you take them whenever you want. Try to time it so Darcy is on screen.
>this is his first ep
so far its a great intro to the show
TCM Underground is off again tonight so I decided to join you all. I watched Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker a few weeks ago so I didn't miss anything by missing it.
Is that a yes or no... ?
You missed enjoying it with Cinemaphile. Was a great thread.
There are no traditional breaks. What would be commercial breaks are interludes with Joe Bob and sometimes Darcy talking about things.
>What would be commercial breaks are interludes with Joe Bob and sometimes Darcy talking about things.
That works.
I caught the tail end of it.
I shouldn't have ate all those shrooms this is not the movie for it
kek
hang in there bud
They're going to dyke out for sure.
JESUS. Big hair and a slim body like that... do they even make woman like this anymore?? SO lovely.
i am a scorpio too babe
The Baby was her husband?
THIS LADY IS ALL HAIR
god i wish this would come back
love me a lions mane
>Lovingly remembering her husband with flashes of the baby
She's going to frick the baby, isn't she?
This gay taking his break.
Uh...c-checked?
>Dennis translates into enjoyer of orgies.
Make sense, and holy frick those quads there Stone-cold Milk Austin...
Those are actually his arms and chest, his quads are on the lower body
im confus
>"Of course I'm wearing panties!"
Man I want to frick the women in this movie
Baby looks like Scott Aukerman
>this movie so far
good fricking god im speechless hahahaha
What the frick is this movie
This movie's sick
IMGONNABLOW
pre-internet you really could just make movies about your adult baby diaper fetish and nobody would notice
busted breast feeding again
and now the breastfeed beatdown
Damn that forehand backhand combo
He looks like Christian Bale.
Holy shit, what the hell is that movie hahaha
Awww, not the qt babysitter
I'm not sure I've ever seen a movie more disgusting in my life.
so uh, this is the product of leaded gasoline probably
Alright I'm breaking out the rum
I can't stop laughing this movie is fricked
This is my new favorite movie
>method actor playing the baby
>he actually pissed himself and sucked on her tit
god i wish this was me
Who had to change his diaper on set?
jesus FRICKIGN christ
Joe Bob said the story was based
showing Tezuka's Barbara afterwards. We're going even weirder
This fricking show is the highlight of the week
This is the highlight of the season, ya mean.
I looked up this movie to see if i can buy it and now the fbi are at my door
Guys, The Baby just flew over my house
Some nice cleavage on alva
oh my the tee tees are fat
Alva looks like she takes big black dicks
Hey, that's my wife you're talking about. Mind your manners.
I'd let Alva punish me
It's "Alba"
Yeah, that's Christian Bale. Prove me wrong.
I can't stop seeing Paul Dano
same
I'm just going with it at this point
Finally, a movie about how all women are pedophiles inherently.
> just send him to some school for morons
kek
i get Lynda Carter vibes from the woman
lmao the fricking cattle prod
Can't wait for the remake
get this shit the frick out of here
>Jared Leto as the baby
I'm Da Baby... baby
>Gotta love me
fellow eldergay...
I'm going to have this song in my head all night. Thanks for that.
you know he'll do it. sucking bare tit and shitting himself just to one up the previous baby
I was wondering when the cattle prod would show up
FRICK
I didn't see cattle prod coming.
was he method acting getting cattle prodded in the butthole?
Bale or Dano?
Bano
he's a big baby
4u
The Doctor..
wait what the frick
Mariana is a fricking bawd
haha imagine holding her hand at the soda fountain wouldnt that be weird haha
This sneaks into your room in the middle of the night.
I'm gonna COOOOOM
Who's this?
homie r u moronic?
I can't recognize white women's faces.
autism
It's Mariana Hill. The woman from the movie we were just talking about when those posts were made
HOLY SHIT THERES AN IGUANA IN THAT TANK
thats ernie the bearded dragon
The kinoest of pets
Fancy bearded dragon
Man, seriously does any director have the attitude of bringing the writers vision to life anymore?
you can thank Spielburg for that
what the frick even is this movie
I wish shudder still let Joe Bob rant as much as he wants
When's Darcy coming back?
Darcy is the worst part of the show
lol helmet kid
very problematic
literal helmet kids omg
this movie is an endurance test
tards rule
It would have been a better film.
Make it happen Dano
Fricking kek. Would unironically watch the hell out of this.
lol so for the kids watching back in then it was expected that everyone would answer their phone no matter what
this was before answering machines, you could miss winning publishers clearing house
I never answered the landline
>As the Japs ready their tanks for Godzilla
DON'T FRICK WITH RIZZO
Does "baby" not have a name?
That's a man
No she ain't
F2M
she's got a sweet Dodge Dart
this movie is sick but i would pay the blonde to kick me in the nuts
Any pornstars that look like this? Don't say Elsa Jean
look at that sexy fricking car
I fricking love how dedicatedly straight this whole movie is played
for me it's Ann
shes a cute
cute
I like those chairs
I would let her plop her tit in my mouth while I piss my diaper. I give her permission.
Angela Coomer
Do you feel it? DO YOU FRICKING FEEL IT?!!
did you make this?
Yeah. OC just for this thread.
Based
I misspelled urge.
Anjanette COOMER
its all coming together
Jermaine, Alba and Mother. Who would you bone in order?
SEETHING
For me, it's the tomboy babysitter
She's always wearing panties though.
Unless you ask her not to
OP is passing out so if you need a new thread then someone else has to make it
Seriously? You're going to miss the Baby's bday party you inconsiderate fricker.
yeah this shit has to become a horror movie at some point so im expecting a baby rampage or something
It's not horror enough for you?
Room full of people. No fatsos. I miss pre hfcs America.
im getting some spicy pickup line advice
>i only see one thing in those big old cat eyes
>hunger
Dennis "The Skin Freak" Menis is our guy.
>I'm dennis. I'm a skin freak.
i want to go back in time and nuke the 70s
i want to go back and party with some saucy strumpets
THE BABYSITTER IS THERE
Those dance moves are absurdly 70s
She's so hot bros...
steve martin looks bored
what a strange scene
this party doesn't even make sense
of fricking course they roofied her...
I SAW ALBA'S PANTIIIIIIIEEEEEES
I thought I saw a panty shot
thank you my good sirs
for me its Alba
thank you for your service
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
LIke 10 frames later there was full ass cheek or my eyes were lying
no, it's there
post
Very distasteful of you to flash photos of my wife like this. I would ask that you delete this post, please.
here comes the cattlerod
its gonna be hot bros
New thread when rdy senpai..
Bit early, but thank you anon.
I'd do it, but rangebanned by asiaticmoot.
BABY YOU GODDAMN moron FRICK