Season 4 week 6 of Joe Bob is currently in progress.
Still on the first movie (The Monster Club 1981).
Not sure what next movie is, but the clue is
>We have monsters... feeding in the emptiness of a beautiful wilderness forest.
STREAM LINKS:
https://angelthump.com/rhino36
https://kino.tube/
Brettygood com (apparently run by morons)
That's when you jog the frick outt there
getting fondled to death by a village of zombies isnt the worst way to go
She cute
I want to teach this 70 iq bawd what penis feels like
Good to see Geoff Peterson from the Late Late Show is still employed afterthe late late show ended
Nice reference. Miss that Skelly and Scottish frick like you wouldn't belief. The way women immediately became wet talking to Craig was just too good to watch.
I want to sex that goo
god i wish i could paid to get drunk on the joe bob set
He chugged on that beer in the door for at least minutes
YUKI Y-Y-Y-Y-YUKI
Whoa, suddenly attack
~filth unlike anything i had ever beheld~
bongs do a way about them
The ghoul is a metaphor for black people
Kino
me every god damn morning of my entire life
im mad
mad about ghouls
>mfw saturday morning and joe bob is 7 days away
NOOOOOOO NOT THE CUTE moronic GIRL
Now have cute church gf
Oh yeah, this was supposed to be a movie about underground monsters wasn't it
>the shortest and worse anthology segment is the one they reference.
Lol like it even mattered they gave us any hints..
I think it was referring to the actual club that price and the author are talking in
Ohhh, I guess so. Kinda week, hail-mary style pass, hints then lol
Would you?
Nah, but
lets get some raddy action
ACK!
feeling a little
BAN ROCKS NOW!
Don't tempt the British or Australians
The absolute state of british dental care
kek
>those fake teeth
Come on
We were the real monsters, bros...
Nah, all the extras wearing masks are the monsters. But, that's.. That's an idea..
The girl in the green spandex is my wife
Guy with the green wig just wants to continue to get drunk
Aids is a killer.
Sick bass playing
>another fricking song
Omfg, kek.
So the Monster exclusive club is now allowing humans and other's to join their ranks.. What an inclusive message..
Happy Pride month senpai.
wow rare land whale from ~50 years ago
just how much cocaine was everyone on in the 80s anyways
Aids and cocaine were the lifeblood of the 80’s
So that's what the B-Squad were hunting for.
Vincent...
These masks are kino
This is so fricking bad
monsters rule, okay?
this movie would have been better if it looked like the actual art
Modern remake with Robert Englund replacing Vincent Price and Ted Rami replacing Carradine.
Those rubber masks were fricking horrendous. Even the shittiest makeup would have been so much better
>Those rubber masks were fricking horrendous
Agreed. Who the frick would wear this?
The Surgeon General of Beverly Hills claims another
damn! and I thought getting fricked by Black folk on camera was the reason working for the last drive in was her ceiling. what a bogging.
Hahah fair about alot of films though.
The end. Not bad for an anthology horror.
me on the floor
You're really out, huh
I can see why they hated it when it came out. It's the kind of film that needs to age before it comes into its own
kek, that's what was in the back of my mind!
I've got a bone pick with her
Ahhh, darcy. Why do you have to be so hideously mutated looking
cool chicks are always fricked in other ways the gods are fickle
clog jokes in 2022 lmao
Wait it's not over yet. There's supposed to be another movie isn't there?
Oh, I'm dumb. Just the intermission.
I liked that joke
Stay tuned for more Joe Bob.
Next up Dog Soldiers
That'd be fricking awesome
>Hellbender
oof, I gave this a shot on Shudder and quit after 30 minutes. seemed like textbook le strong wicca feminist (and queer) witch fare with an indie folk aesthetic
Oh God dammit. This movie sounds so fricking gay
maybe it'll have a good 3rd act payoff. the 3.2/5 star lbx rating makes me think there must be something redeeming to it beyond virtue signaling and a decent visual look
literally “shudder execs say to rate their original movie good or else”
Having already watched it, there's really not. People do tend to wank over the independent family production company aspect too.
God dammit. I hate it when shudder makes them show their shitty troony, drag queen or lesbian bullshit
happy pride month bros
>woman metal witch indie horror
Is there a worse combination
Looks like I choose the right moment to start making chicken tendies.. Will still post pics cause will probably more interesting then this bs, gay-bait, faminazi flick.
Fricking hate modern horror
Shiiieeeet. That joke made darcy twist her panties
are there any actually good Shudder exclusives? Other than MANDY of course...
Summer of '84 was cool.
Noroi the curse
>modern horror
>woman making stupid face
This is... LE EPIC!!!
>adams family films
Letterboxd is the most cucked site on the fricking internet. Why would this pile of shit be good?
Well, I'm out, this movie looks gay. Monster Club was a lot of fun. See y'all next Friday.
RIP
see you next week bros
I called it last thread, gay shit for pride month.
>A Shudder Original
big oof
Well at least it's fun to point and laugh at stupid gay movies like this
I’m not even wasting my time
I’d rather play Evil Dead: the game and get drunk
I’m just sad I’ll never get to cuddle with Darcy and watch Halloween 3
Go to Memphis in July
this fricking sucks
Cringe
What a stupid song to use here
This is crapola. The cut off for movies should be 1995
What is with the lightning? Giving me a fricking headache
ugh this a "directed by a woman using DV" thing, and even worse not even directed by a woman. And the Joe Bob segments are going to be with whatever insufferable ukraine-flag-emoji queermos made this garbage. I'm out man, see you boys next week
https://www.vogue.com/article/zelda-adams-filmmaker-gucci-model-home-movies
>Their latest, Hellbender, which was filmed mostly during the pandemic, has Zelda playing a 16-year-old living on a remote mountain top with her witchy mother. The mother (played by Toby) has told her daughter that she suffers from a rare illness and that they need to keep away from other people to remain safe. An encounter with a bubbly blonde (played by real life sister Lulu—socially distanced from the rest of the family in all the shots since she was not in their pod at the time) makes her question this logic. For the most part Zelda, her sister and her parents made up the entirety of the cast and crew—aided only by a tripod and some drones. The film screened at Telluride last summer and was acquired by AMC’s horror streaming service Shudder, which plans to release the film on February 24.
>played by real life sister Lulu—socially distanced from the rest of the family in all the shots since she was not in their pod at the time
Mental illness
Jesus Christ
>socially distanced from the rest of the family in all the shots since she was not in their pod at the time
Muppets looks weird these days.
They're not muppets, but they do have hands up their asses.
Another casualty. I'm gonna keep fighting on. Haven't skipped a film yet this season and a couple of dumb witch prostitutes ain't gonna be enough to change that
Waste your life then anon. nice trips btw.
There's really nothing left there to waste
based
You can't kill what's already dead
> Haven't skipped a film yet this season and a couple of dumb witch prostitutes ain't gonna be enough to change that
based (agreeable)
you're a better man than me... im tired, had a rough day ... im hitting the sack bros.First movie was cool though... thanks for making me company
see u tomorrow
Night anon. Come back next week.
Same here broha, been watching just not posting cause of chicken tendies. Will ride this shit out with ya dude, both of us riding on my homemade tendies to Joe Bob and Darcy Valhalla!!
Happy to ride it with ya, anon. And post them tendies. Asked you to hours ago.
Oh I'm a late eater, ruins the buzz to eat to early. Haven't even battered the little frickers anon but the time is now!
Nice. The breadcrumbs seasoned or just plain? And I hope you got a good dipping sauce
Garlic powder, aged-smoked paprika, salt and pepper bud! Loaded to so should taste it in just the batter.
And i'm a classic honey mustard guy, but got this god send jar called Mississippi honey mustard and.... Oh.. it's bliss!
Damn that sounds good
go flour, egg, then bread crumb
trust me
Doing flour, egg, flour, egg, breadcrumb. Double batter.
Too much??
no, friday night
Here she is bros, cheers! The outside got alittle more darkened then I figured but way crispier then I thought too!
Through all that cooking, I sadly still was able to pay attention to this hsit so let's ride this fricker out and laugh at the little girl calling her mom and dad by their names..
Hahahha and I just sat down to eat!!! Love to guys, Joe Bob, and Darcy!!
ANON YOU MISSED THE MOOBIE!!!
I was watching, just didn't get the joy of sitting down and enjoying with food, booze, and relaxation.
Nice, they look good. Tad bit overcooked, but that might even enhance the smoked paprika flavor. Thanks for delivering
Thanks bro, you have it that paprika burns fast less next time! I'm making up for these burnt pieces of goodness next time though. Count on it.. Look out for Tendies-anon. Been fun buds and see ya tomorrow for Sven or next Friday for Joe Bob!
The deeper you dig was pretty good, but this is not. It had too much filler. I blame the pandemic.
Women, cut, women! BWAH NAH! Damn they rock!
What's the second movie? Is this not Demon Wind.
>Demon Wind
I fricking wish. That movie's awesome
Already happened
when?
Season 1 week 5
Does Darcy have the Ukraine flag on her chair?
I remember when this guy wrote for Takimag. Did he get pressured by SJWs into leaving?
Taki just paid for the syndication fee for the same column he's been writing for decades, same as with Ann Coulter
did she use a war of the worlds laser on him
What a queer
Does the teen b***h at least get her breasts out?
MANdy McDowell has some knockers on her.
>Oh shit there's a bee stuck in the window, get the camera out
>this'll be so deep in the final cut
Oh, the blonde is pretty ugly. That's a shame.
I didn't know hot b***hes were allowed in modern movies much less horror movies
Joe Bob showing this movie in the spirit of how anyone can make a horror movie, but unfortunately this movie also proves that maybe that's a bad thing
I liked the monster club songs better
Whoa, I do like that tight bikini
Gross
I wish she hate my worm
It's weird that even with her busted incest face, she's still the most attractive person in the film
>This 18-Year-Old Filmmaker and Gucci Model Has Reinvented the Concept of “Home Movies”
She is a model, for what that's worth.
AHHHHHHH I'M SO FRICKING BORED
This movie SUCKS please can I stop.
So this is Improv: the Movie..
You can tell. And he even admitted that the small camera they used was great for setting up a shoot right when something remotely interesting happens to occur around them
>when the tendies are more interesting than the movie
It's so boring.
IT'S SO FRICKING BORING.
kek. yep.
>whom.
>aaand end scene!
Why are their faces painted
i think they r going to perform later which matches their make up in the film a little
those two are a couple? wtf
I want this entire family to be raped and murdered
>eating babies gives you special powers
like seriously frick this family lol fricking buttholes
The dad is such a dork omg
this is a lot of shilling
>calls her dad by his name
that bothered me too.
thats how these pretentious hippie morons are
I don't understand why a male model married a hideous, israeli trollbeast
Because of that perfect ham purse
A black forest ranger?? Never .
BLACK PEOPLE? IN MY FICTION STORY?
He's right tho, black people never work in the forestry service
Blacks are afraid of the outdoors. And water.
why is it always about periods
thats all women know
Every female-lead horror movie is puberty, menstruation, and child birth, but never menopause (the real horror).
How can you be a vegan and be so fricking fat?
Stop talking about better movies
Holy shit the blonde is so ugly and bad at acting
What the frick was that ending?
Gay. Should've at least ended with her eating her mom and then killing a bunch of people
so that odd couple has been making their 18 year old daughter star in now 6 of their family films since she was six years old. ngl kind shows in her acting and in interview that she's a bit doe eyed under-socialized, naive and unawares
oh no
Is this the worst episode of Joe Bob yet?
Worst second half in 4 years... Yes..
This is not as bad as I thought it would be.
The cover of blood, breasts and beasts isn't terrible
you the new guy or do you mean hellbender?
The musical number at the end.
What would happen of she ate semen?
witches aren't monsters in my opinion, they're in whole different category of their own so I feel a little ripped off by the premise of this week's episodes.
Yeah, that's such bullshit. I was hoping for some fricking sasquatch shit or something
might watch this autostream after movie Asylum. been on me watchlist
It's good shit
Alright bros. That was a rough one, but if you're here now then you managed to stick through it all.
At least the first movie was fun. Hopefully one of this season's eps will have two good ones.
Time to dream reminiscing about jelly glasses and welfare butts. See you gays next week.
>jelly glasses and welfare butts
Based
Joe Bob played the wrong Hellbenders movie
This looks cool
>Clancy Brown
This is definitely cool
Keeping it going till it has to die. To quick of a Joe Bob in my opinion. Love ya bro's and see ya next Friday.
Eh, we got like 500+ replies. Most of this season we couldn't even make it to a second thread.