The last film you watched, and what you thought of it in one sentence.

The last film you watched, and what you thought of it in one sentence.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nips
    Sherlock Holmes 2009. It was great.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John Carter
    Silly

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Black Phone
    Unambitious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      Ditto

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moonfall.
    Chinese.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rogue One
    >She didn't say "I rebel"

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ricochet, 1991, quite hammy and ridiculous but pretty fun cheesy thriller with Denzel and Lithgow chewing scenery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of funny lines in this one.
      Jon Lithgow as he threatens a woman with a shotgun:
      >"Back off! Or else she's gonna need a paper bag over her head when her boyfriend fricks what's left of her!"
      Lithow to parole board member on his post prison plans:
      >"I'll frick your wife, and your daughter, hell maybe even your dog."
      Lithgow's sleazy henchman after he knocks out Denzel:
      >"I bet he shit his pants, I can't wait to look!"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brainlets don't know the difference between one sentence and one word.
    Once upon a time in America
    The kids acted better than the adults most of the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're not obliged to add more than a word to a sentence if they don't want to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tldr
      Sum your post up using a one letter

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mad God
    Kinda cool at first but got old and dull.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moya Uzhasnaya Sestra
    Is pretty good. I don't actually speak Russian so it was hard to follow

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jaws
    Kinda boring, I liked the leading guy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Licorice Pizza.
    I often enjoy movies where not much happens, this being one of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw you in that other thread. Glad you didn’t get filtered.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Young Guns and Young Guns II tonight. They are both films I have enjoyed many times over the years, but this most recent watch through is the first time I have seen them since I read a Billy the Kid and Pat Garret biography and the historical inaccuracies are jarring to me.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Gentlemen, 2019.
    Not Richie's best, but a decent enough throwback to his original style of film that's at least an improvement over his pretty obnoxiously bad blockbuster films of late.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Night House (2020)
    Disappointing

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They puffy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      puffy nips are the best ngl
      I had my doubts but they have such a good feel in your mouth and look too cute to be true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing buddy

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Black Phone
    enjoyable

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Funny games
    Watts a cute

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clean (2022)
    Aggrieved
    My god, how shit it is.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spencer, makes you empathize with Diana, kind of heavy handed with some of what it does and KStew is cute.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Lana Rhodes, my brain is fried from porn addiction

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Except you know, not a bogged plastic prostitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's the other way around

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The King's Man
    Better than second but a lot less fun and action scenes are worse.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Incantation (2022)
    Fantastic individual moments let down by its inability to conform to the found footage style.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ratcatcher_2_best_scene.rmv
    My fricking DICK

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beware my power

    not too bad

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sudden Death (1995)
    Pure absolute fun

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >once upon a time in hollywood
    >Margot Robbie was irrelevant, and the two main leads had some really good scenes.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    American Psycho for the first time

    Enjoyable but confusing on what just happened.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the cutie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      booba mcbrownnips

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are in fact pink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Daniela Melchior

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't filename either. Total mystery

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spring break
    coom

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STARRED UP

    Bring back death Penalty

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TORA TORA TORA
    YEAH

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jurasic park dominion, terrible in every aspect

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the meg
    doopid

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mystery Men.
    Pretty funny money that still holds up today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good movie

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rush
    Daniel Brühl deserved an Oscar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "butthole. Frick you."
      -Daniel Brühl

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched Shot Caller again. It's still pretty good.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the new Thor
    I was drunk.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Forbidden Room, The aka Lost Soul [Anima persa] (1977, Dino Risi)

    Started decently strong but interest petered a bit out towards the end

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She plays Miles Morales' love interest Gwen Stacy btw.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Devil in a Blue Dress? Right up there with LA Confidential, in my book.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sphere
    How a middle of the road sci fi frome decades a go can feel like a masterpiece if compared to current shit

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man of God
    Pretty meh tbqh, lead actor was wooden as frick, part of it is my fault as I missed why he was initially exiled, but mainly I was annoyed at how badly I felt he was portraying his suffering, and also the how badly the director was at explaining his motivations.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy mother of god, her breasts look absolutely perfect in this

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeralti
    Terrible, ugly and stupid - but Cinemaphile would probably like it because 'he's literally me!'

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chungus Express
    overrated

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stargate Continuum
    Mitchell sucks

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black Robe
    Crazy fricking Jesuit stumblefricking around 16th century Canada in winter pissing off the natives, beautiful scenery but jfc that fricker had a deathwish.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World (2003)
    Boat kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone said boats?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the recommendation. I'll watch that today. I watched pic related a few weeks ago. It too was kino. I'm pretty much mostly watching old films now.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1978
    Felt like a covid 19 documentary.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    potc
    seen it a hundred times already so this round was pretty meh

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All My Friends Hate Me, absolute dog shit

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a film made of it but I read the book. You'll have to guess it.
    >Medieval Sherlock Holmes solves a crime in an abbey by chance and all the events that happened were not part of any grand plan.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brian and Charles
    Sincere

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Number 23
    generic

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the insider 1999
    it was great

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Solaris 1972 I would have done the same.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flight(2012)
    I got distracted by the naked girl in the first scene of the movie and ended up edging to pics of her on my phone throughout the entire movie, i'll have to watch it again to form a strong opinion about it

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How on EARTH do I find myself a rat trap gf?

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    il buco
    boring

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ad Astra. Not much of a plot.

  62. 2 years ago
    whywouldItellyoumyname

    The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
    Perfect presentation of sad reality of introverts.

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