>The Last Samurai is...

>The Last Samurai is... a white guy.

Boy they sure had some massive balls to make this movie with a straight face.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the last samurai is not Tom Cruise. think about the movie to 30 seconds.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. ESL
      It wasn't about him AT ALL. Samurai is plural has no s at the end. It was about the nation's last samurai warriors
      Dipshit racist

      Samurai is plural, you moron.

      you didn't get the film at all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I did, I was at the premier, racist. Shalom

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bro it's tom cruise, not just a white guy
    Japs wouldn't complain even if they actually mean tom cruise is the last samurai

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i think it's funny that chappelle's show (mooney specifically) made this moronic meme a thing, when gen Xers completely understood that DDL is not the Last of the Mohicans if they actually watch the movie

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The alcohol withdrawal scenes in this are underrated

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no he wasn t

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kino flick

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They actually made it with a gay face

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The premise is less ridiculous when you realise that it was supposed to go to Steven Seagal which would've made way more sense.
    But you know it's always fricking Hollywood politics

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they went with Cruise. Seagal makes everything an unintentional comedy and it wouldn't have fit with the tone of the movie.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "Samurai" is plural you moronic baitBlack person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what is the singular?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Weeb

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Samurai. Singular and plural form of nouns in Japanese are the same, pluralization is generally implied though it can be made explicit if needed with suffixes. The other anon was likely stating that "The Last Samurai" was not referring to a singular person, but rather the last group that remained.

        How can something be plural when it's the LAST of something? Last of something implies ONE. If there's multiple samurai the film should just be called The Samurai.

        "Last" simply means "the final part that remains (of something)." If "last of" is being used as a descriptor of a plural noun, it refers to a final GROUP of something, e.g. "The last of the leftovers from dinner yesterday." In this instance there is more than one singular object, it is a group of objects which together are being described. I am really hoping you are just ESL.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can something be plural when it's the LAST of something? Last of something implies ONE. If there's multiple samurai the film should just be called The Samurai.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Last of something implies ONE
        Fricking moron

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *influences a generation of Asian women*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      asian dudes really have it tough in the West

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based baitposter sparking up a conversation about a great movie.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even the first movie with this same "posterface - who the title is referring to as Last" parable yet Black person lovers just keep using it to justify woke casting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i made that same point about 10 posts ago but thanks for agreeing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, YOU, plagiarizing me.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Boy they sure had some massive balls to make this movie with a straight face.
    Why? People love white Chads. It's perfectly natural and perfectly normal how successful it was

    What's not natural and what's weird is putting black and uncharismatic brown people and women in everything today. If it's historically inaccurate, that just adds insult to injury

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >white Chads
      Tom Cruise is a manlet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's just proof his chadness is off the charts. God made him short to nerf him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so the definition of Chad is basically being white and having a pretty face?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Being tall and light eyed helps too

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          really? I thought it's being the captain of the football team

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the old Maddox. Now he's got full LA mind virus and put me on his list of nazis/rapists/stalkers while complaining about Dick Masterson all the time.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >t. ESL
    It wasn't about him AT ALL. Samurai is plural has no s at the end. It was about the nation's last samurai warriors
    Dipshit racist

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai is plural, you moron.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maddox, it's over. You lost.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good movie

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking traitor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chill out, Mr. Miyagi

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Actually the real balls is casting an American. The real white guy who was the inspiration for the last samurai in recorded japanese history was actually French. sacre bleu

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >OP didn't understand... the movie
    Typical

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I literally missed out on the golden era of white sexpat Japanese tourism. I mean, I have brown eyes and brown hair so I'm not white looking enough to get pussy for absolutely free in Japan but still. The whole sex market over there is completely oversaturated with normalgays and weebs nowadays. Tokyo is full of white dudes to the point Japanese pussy is no longer just free and up for grabs even if you're blonde with blue eyes.

    Though apparently prostitution goes hard over there.

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