The man who refused to strike down his father because he saw the good in him straight up tries to murder his nephew in his sleep?

The man who refused to strike down his father because he saw the good in him straight up tries to murder his nephew in his sleep? How the frick did Disney greenlight this???

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >posts the image of the false version of events
    How disingenuous of you, as usual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Even just thinking about it with his lightsaber ignited next to Ben sleeping seems already ridiculous

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just going to his bed with lightsaber on is already against Luke's characater

        It was explained in the film, or didn’t you watch it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The box office drop of the first to third movies is on par with the Marvels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just going to his bed with lightsaber on is already against Luke's characater

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Even just thinking about it with his lightsaber ignited next to Ben sleeping seems already ridiculous

      Even just thinking about it with his lightsaber ignited next to Ben sleeping seems already ridiculous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he got filtered by a Rashomon reference
      Both are equally valid, and both have Luke sneaking into his nephews bedroom with a blade in hand

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There are three tellings, you would know if you’d seen the film

        As a teenager actively fighting against his evil and shit father he had a moral crises and chose better
        As a wise old man he had a moral crises about his nephew who he had bad dreams about

        >force premonitions = bad dreams
        Or did you not watch Revenge of the Sith and are telling me that Vader turned to the dark side because of a few bad dreams?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Acting on those bad dreams always led to bad shit happening, everyone in the prequels tells Anakin that. Why would luke fall for the same thing being a wise jedi master? He himself fell for it in empire and lost a hand

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He didn’t act on it, he resisted, bravo Luke?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He still walked into his nephews room and was inches away from killing him in the middle of the night, and then went on to do nothing at all about any problems he caused because….he was le sad?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he went in to read his thoughts and saw that his dreams were true and that Kylo was going to destroy everything and everyone that he loved, and by not killing him, he allowed this to happen, but he’s not allowed to be sad about that?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So he made no attempt to fix it other than killing his innocent nephew in his sleep? And then when his nephew actually did evil things he decided to not do anything? Luke’s writing in the sequels is entirely schizophrenic

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone in the prequels tells Anakin that
            His mother was fricked either way, dude. She was being raped and tortured to death for weeks before he got there.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              RIP Shmi

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Anakin's not the only one who gets Force Visions. Plenty of other force sensitives get them too, even Ahsoka.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Force premonitions are possibilities, not a certain future. Sounds like you didn’t watch Empire, you homosexualy butt weasel.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you give disney too much credit. it's more like
    >oh star wars?
    >yeah just write whatever
    >nah it doesn't really matter, it'll sell anyways.
    >ruin the franchise? it's fine we'll just keep making them until they stop making money then we'll move onto the next thing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/P1bIihm.png

      The man who refused to strike down his father because he saw the good in him straight up tries to murder his nephew in his sleep? How the frick did Disney greenlight this???

      Anyone who watches Star Wars, LOTR, DoD, Marvel, Star Trek, Planet of the Apes, or any other capeshit belongs in a labor camp.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cool story bro

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think they were paying much attention to what Rian was doing.
    They only realized post-facto that he had torpedoes all the plot hooks they had for the final movie, such as they were, refused to elaborate and left.
    It's was the multibillion dollar trolling campaign on Rian's part.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Refused to strike down his father after attacking him in a rage and cutting off his hand, don’t be disingenuous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >State a fact from the story (Luke refused to strike Vader down when the Emperor asked him to)
      >Get called disingenuous

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Specifically avoiding key facts (like him suddenly having a bout of violent rage, the most aggression we’ve ever seen from his character, before finally seeing sense) to twist the overall meaning is what renders it disingenuous

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean suddenly? Vader was prodding him pretty much the entire fight and was threatening to go after Leia. Luke was calm before than and was specifically avoiding fighting him.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He very quickly went from calm, scared, and hiding to screaming and lashing out in rage. So yes, suddenly

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              But not without reason, he lost his cool after being intentionally fricked with the whole time

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They were fine with it because it builds up Rey by tearing down Luke. Disney didn't want any OT characters remaining beloved by the audience because that cuts into their bottom line.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its because of time constraints. once Rian had written his script they already had to greenlight it because there wasn't time to fire him and have a new one written, and no executive at Disney wanted to take personal responsibility for "fixing" a Star Wars script.

    remember if the backstory of Luke's Jedi temple (explaining why Jedi were myths again) wasn't this it would need to be something else. can you think of something less moronic that doesn't weaken Luke and explains why he's gone missing and is alone on an island in TFA? I can't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >can you think of something less moronic that doesn't weaken Luke and explains why he's gone missing and is alone on an island in TFA?
      Too many black neighbors elsewhere

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He got trapped. Old Ass Jedi would have put traps in their temples. It detected Luke's small Dark Side blunder and it did Jedi magic to prevent him from leaving. Only when Ray gets here can she free him as she hasn't any Dark Side in her at that point. Now you got a Luke that is knowledgeable (he read all the books) but that hasn't been in any action for decades. Time to become a teacher like Ben and who better to teach than the girl who just helped him out? Cue travel in ship training scene like in ANH as they get back to reunite Luke with his friends and family.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao Jesus Christ you guys

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Better than angry blue milker saber diddler near bed of nephew let's die from exhaustion by casting an illusion Luke.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You guys always freak out about the milk. That one ill never understand

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Humiliation ritual

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They wanted to make him act like Yoda when he first met Luke, but they went way, WAY overboard with it and with the 'nostalgia' of blue milk. It worked for Yoda because he didn't act like some raving lunatic survivalist drinking directly from the utters of his cows. He cooked weird food and acted like a curious prick, yes, but it wasn't... this.
              Even playing the ass, Yoda still had some dignity left.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He’s a hermit living on an island, he’s enjoying his fresh milk. You guys are deranged lol. Why don’t you ever mention when he catches the fish? It’s fricking awesome

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              This will never be your site, child pRedditor. Go back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Been here since ‘06 kill me

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >HE REFUSED TO STRIKE HIS FATHER DOWN
    Yeah, and he refused to strike his nephew down too, what’s the ish?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As a teenager actively fighting against his evil and shit father he had a moral crises and chose better
      As a wise old man he had a moral crises about his nephew who he had bad dreams about

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      None of what he did can really be called a “refusal.” You can say he refused to strike his father down because someone else (Palpatine) was telling him to do so, and he wouldn’t do it. He refused.
      In the case of his nephew, he concocted the plan to murder him in his sleep on his own with no exterior encouragement, and then I guess he changed his mind. Of course, the series implicitly states (based on what Kylo did) that Luke was wrong to change his mind. A lot of tragedy would have been avoided had he murdered the child in his sleep like he planned to.
      They really are poorly written movies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >In the case of his nephew, he concocted the plan to murder him in his sleep on his own with no exterior encouragement, and then I guess he changed his mind. Of course, the series implicitly states (based on what Kylo did) that Luke was wrong to change his mind. A lot of tragedy would have been avoided had he murdered the child in his sleep like he planned to.
        One question, just one: did you watch the movie?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I wish I hadn’t. It was really shitty to have Luke decide to murder his nephew in his sleep and then change his mind. Neither event should have happened.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing you wrote happened in the movie lmao, maybe get your own opinions instead of parroting off youtube?

            He walked in on his sleeping nephew after stating he’d already been troubled by him
            Had a vision
            Ignited his saber with the intent on using it
            Backed down just as Kylo woke up.

            Now post another smug anime girl in the hopes someone says tranime and gives you an avenue to deflect, you transparent homosexual.

            >Backed down just as Kylo woke up
            Cleverly phrased, you could argue this is what happened, but it would be disingenuous of you

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Nothing you wrote happened in the movie lmao, maybe get your own opinions instead of parroting off youtube?
              Anon, we’re literally discussing these events in the movie. The OP post is a screenshot of the scene in question. That’s Luke, he’s in Kylo’s room. Luke is thinking of murdering Kylo in his sleep. Luke decides not to do it. Kylo goes on (as seen in the previous movie, because the scene is a flashback) to murder his own father (Luke’s best friend) and blow up five planets worth of people. Not only committing genocide, but he picked those five planets because they held the government that the entire original trilogy was working to establish. The entire original trilogy ultimately comes to nothing due to Kylo Ren’s actions.
              Had Luke killed him, none of that would have happened. It was bad and evil for Luke to concoct the plan of murdering a child in his sleep, but what the movies implicitly say is that he was wrong to change his mind.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And then Luke decided to let it all happen, doing nothing to fix anything

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He walked in on his sleeping nephew after stating he’d already been troubled by him
          Had a vision
          Ignited his saber with the intent on using it
          Backed down just as Kylo woke up.

          Now post another smug anime girl in the hopes someone says tranime and gives you an avenue to deflect, you transparent homosexual.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t understand the question. The post you’re replying to accurately summarizes the events of the movie.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did you expect me to watch the original trilogy? LMAO only pussy and nerds do that. Get fricked nerds, your canon suck.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Luke did I ever tell you how your dad switched over to the dark side? He was secretly married to your mom which was totally against the rules of the Jedi, but he was a bad boy so he did it anyway and didn’t give a frick, after all those buttholes didn’t even grant him the rank of a master. But actually he was only tough on the outside, inside he was very scared because he had a recurring nightmare of your mom dying. Those nightmares made him so scared and insecure that he started to make bad decisions, forgot who his friends were, underestimated the high ground and totally fell for the manipulation of the Chancellor, who surprisingly had a lot of knowledge about the Sith. His corupution lead him to almost burn alive and his actions made your mom so sad, she just died. It was very tragic but his fear of losing a loved one totally turned him around and brought him to the dark side. But you wouldn’t do something like this Luke right? You wouldn’t do something drastic out of a bad dream? Like killing a child in his sleep. Haha imagine Luke, imagine you have a nightmare one night, and then you go over to your own nephews bed, the young boy who you have trained in the force for years, the flesh and blood of your sister and your best friend. And then you try to murder him in his sleep with your lightsaber. Sounds insane right haha who would do something like that. You wouldn’t Luke, right? RIGHT???

    You are a good friend.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can spot the white knight is cornered because he’s trying the tactic of being smug while saying nothing of substance himself.
    It’s a tactic used to get someone to exaggerate so they can be pounced on and deflect attention away from what’s being discussed, which makes it clear they’ve been nailed to a wall and know it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha that's what you thought happened in the movie? Did you even watch it?
      >haha wow if that's what you got haha wow just wow

      Sequel defenders are worse than prequel defenders. But we already knew this. Watching them flail in real time is bizarre.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >dude Luke ran in swinging and tried to slice and dice his nephew lol why would he do that
        The movie literally explains what happened and why. Feel free to criticise the movie if you like, but don’t be disingenuous because it hurts your argument

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And I explain to you that the logic you provided is "just picture a round square bro I'm telling you exactly what it is"

          It is antithetical to itself. How do you not grasp this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because prequel defenders have a sense of humor about it. They know the movies have stilted dialogue, and meme about shit like the high ground and the romance along with everybody else. They enjoy the movies because they like the world building and the action and probably have fond memories from watching them as kids.
        Sequel defenders are just contrarian oldtroons who genuinely think these shitty movies are Very Important Works of High Art. It’s amazing in a way.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Put women in charge was a mistake.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I saw darkness. I sensed it building in him. I'd seen it in moments during his training. But then I looked inside, and it was beyond what I ever imagined. Snoke had already turned his heart. He would bring destruction and pain and death, and the end of everything I love because of what he will become, and for the briefest moment of pure instinct, I thought I could stop it. It passed like a fleeting shadow, and I was left with shame and with consequence. And the last thing I saw were the eyes of a frightened boy whose Master had failed him.
    Pure kino, and possibly the greatest acting of Mark’s career

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >for a brief moment I walked all the way to my nephews room
      >for a brief moment I grabbed my lightsaber and ignited it
      >for a brief moment I stood there, weapon ready, poised to kill
      >for a brief moment I then hid for years instead of even trying to fix anything

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do I need to post the previous dialogue? Because the movie explains why he’s there, give it a watch sometime

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No need, Luke snuck into his nephews bedroom to brain molest him, then almost killed him for potential evil. Halted his hand, but then scared his nephew causing him to do evil (dude like epic Greek prophetic tragedy dude) and then went on to hide while his nephew did the very evil he was worried about because…idk

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I’m glad you were at least bold enough to admit it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, please tell me why he didn’t do anything, because his own reasoning in the movie is about the bitterness of failure, despite not even trying in the first place

              If it was me (but I'm a moron) I would have made Snoke a Force construct by Sheev. He's the one in it, but it can't do much. At first he thought Kylo could be his new body once he gets to a certain level of power, but then he found out about Rey and how much more powerful/compatible she would be.
              Yeah, it's shit, I know. But it's a nicely shaped turd with almost no smell. What we got is green shit with corn in it.

              That’s what they did in 9 right? Made him a clone or something

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s what they did in 9 right? Made him a clone or something
                That movie was such a mess. Maybe Snoke was a clone? I can't even remember what Sheev even wanted to accomplish in the movie. The whole Palpatine lazy crawl just took me out of the movie from the start. Who the frick does a reveal this important like that?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sheevs plan was actually revealed in a fortnite event

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Clown World. Like a real clown it's horrifying and not the least bit funny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's Kino. But they completely failed to deliver on the Snoke front. It could have been a great moment to build on to flesh out Snoke. The guy corrupted the fricking son of Leia just under Luke's nose ffs! That's Thrawn-tier!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Erm, we need to subvert your expectations. He dies and then kylo turns even more evil because he doesn’t get any pussy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If it was me (but I'm a moron) I would have made Snoke a Force construct by Sheev. He's the one in it, but it can't do much. At first he thought Kylo could be his new body once he gets to a certain level of power, but then he found out about Rey and how much more powerful/compatible she would be.
          Yeah, it's shit, I know. But it's a nicely shaped turd with almost no smell. What we got is green shit with corn in it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad we already had a movie where Luke would literally RATHER DIE than murder someone who stilll had good in them

      Would have been nice if Rian Johnson had actually watched Return of the Jedi, but you can't have everything I guess

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he also thought this was the real yoda, and the serious version was the pretend one.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it feels like he did his Cliffs Notes research by just watching OT clips on YouTube

          Good job ball head

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Luke and his family are literally one of the most susceptible Jedi to the dark side.

    He cut off his dad's hand cause he was a little angry. He's so strong he's having wicked premonitions. He was being manipulated by Sheev.

    And you're surprised that he approached Ben menacingly?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You realize he learned his lesson from this? And the whole anger from fans is that he "forgets" his lesson and needs to relearn it over and over again? Just like Han, just like Leia. All character development gone and needing to be redone in a much less interesting and stupid way? A gigantic waste of all the audience's time and completely uninteresting.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Luke did i ever tell you your dad built and programmed a full functional robot to help his mom when he was just 10 years old? Although he was working full-time as a slave. He also built a pod racer on his own and even won the famous bunta eve race with it. Not to forget, he stole a fighter jet and ended a whole war by destroying the opponents leader ship all ALONE, remember Luke, he was still just 10 years old. And even when everyone was against him because he was too old, he still underwent the jedi training, became the most powerful jedi of all and even the youngest jedi to ever be a part of the jedi council. He was best-bros with the highest politicians of the galaxy, probably saved dozens of planets and my life for countless times. He even got your mom, a 9/10 queen/senator gf. Even after I betrayed him and chopped his arms and legs off and left him to rot on a vulcano planet, he became the CEO of the whole imperial fleet.

    and you Luke? what have you accomplished? you moon rats shooting piece of shit, you are a bad friend

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Luke did I ever tell you how your dad and I were on a mission to protect your mum from assassination? Luckily the hired assassin hired another assassin, who hired a robot, which hired poisonous worms and can easily cut glass with a laser. Your dad and I immediately sensed the worms and we saved your mums life. Then i jumped out of the window onto the robot. Youre asking why i would do that? Of course it was obvious that the robot would fly directly back to the hired assassin, who would then be found and killed by the originally hired assassin, so I could find out who he is and recognize him later again. Mace Windu, one of the jedi your father killed, would later decapitate the original assassin in front of his clone son. But it wont matter since we ordered an army of 1.5 million clone units of him anyway, to fight and die for us in an intergalactic war against mindless droids.

    They were all good friends.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Luke did I ever tell you how your dad, your mum and me got sentenced to death by being eaten alive by monsters in an arena? We were tied up but easily managed to avoid the monsters until they sent droids to kill us. Luckily a hundred jedi were watching us the whole time and then decided to step into the arena. We then had a huge battle of us and all the jedi, the most powerful fighting monks, against an endless army of droids. Most of the jedi got killed, but the surviving 10 of us got praised by the evil sith lord for our superior and honorable battle tactics, worth mentioning in the jedi archives. Just seconds before they were about to give us the finishing blow our giant clone army, that i have purchased a couple of days ago, appeared out of nowhere. Haha imagine luke, if they just showed up like 5 minutes earlier, so many jedi didnt have to die. But it didnt matter, because we went straight into war, shipping as many jedi masters on one battle cruiser as possible, under constant flag fire. One of the cruisers had master yoda, master windu and based ki adi mundi on it, just imagine if that ship got hid by flag fire, it was insane luke. Those were crazy times, couple of years later the clone army then massacred all jedi anyway, except for mace windu, your dad killed him by cutting off his arms.

    He was our black friend.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Luke did I ever tell you about your mother? Me and your dad met her when she was a teenage queen. Your dad was just a 9 years old slave boy, but he immediately fell for her. He won a race for her and in the end saved her planet, but she wasn’t interested in him. Ten years later they met again and she was a senator and your dad was a handsome Jedi badboy. She was still hot AF so your dad immediately started stalking and molesting her. It was gross. She repeatedly told him to stop and told him how he made her uncomfortable, but he just smiled at her like a creep responding with “sorry milady”. So I decided it would be best if I send them alone on a romantic vacation to her home planet. There he tried to impress her with the force, tried to built rapport by explaining that he doesn’t like sand because its rough and coarse, while creepily touching her hand. He even kissed her without consent. She was turned off and rejected him, since she tried to be polite, without hurting his feelings. But then they went to tatooine and your dad went to look for your grandma. On his return he confessed that he slaughtered women and children like animals and she fell deeply in love with him. A few days later they married. They had a happy secret marriage until one day I showed your mom CCTV footage how your dad killed children. That was too much for her, she couldn’t believe that her husband was a child murderer. She confronted him and he choked her and revealed that he actually killed the children, so she became so sad that she just died a day later, not even hormones could cheer her up after giving birth to you and your sister. Btw you have a sister, but we decided to separate both of you and she was raised as the daughter of a billionaire senator, while we brought you to the poor people on a sand planet. But nevermind, everyone was sad about your moms death.

    She was a good friend.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do defenders of these scenes seem to insist Luke is the one telling the truth? Based on what happens in the movie, it seems Kylo is the more reliable narrator.
    The facts:
    >Luke is in Kylo’s room in the middle of the night
    >Luke has his lightsaber drawn and out, as he was planning to kill him
    >(Kylo’s version) he was swinging, Kylo defended himself and escaped
    >(Luke’s version) he was standing still and decided not to do anything
    >(back to objective facts) Kylo then decided to murder the entire academy, fled the planet, and started the Not Empire, undoing all the events in the original trilogy
    >Luke cut himself off from all his friends and the force and lived his life alone in shame and fear
    Okay, whose version makes sense, based on what happened afterwards? If Luke really was just standing there with a lightsaber, doing nothing, he could have easily pivoted into something productive or making up some lame excuse. “A Jedi must be ready for everything, even in his sleep” or “Hey I couldn’t sleep, would you like to spar?”
    Kylo and Luke’s actions afterwards ONLY make sense if Kylo is the one telling the truth. Luke went in with his lightsaber swinging and ready to kill, and then lied to Rey about what happened.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, it’s a failed reference to rashomon because the writer didn’t even understand the movie he was trying to rip from

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When you lay it out like this, the whole idea of this plot seems ridiculous and moronic. Only a leftoid could write drivel like that, and only room temperature IQ leftoids could enjoy it. The writing in this movie is the worst out of every SW movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So Luke was drunk snuck into his nephew's room and tried to rape him? What's the subtext here?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He was asking for it!

        >I saw darkness. I sensed it building in him. I'd seen it in moments during his training. But then I looked inside, and it was beyond what I ever imagined. Snoke had already turned his heart. He would bring destruction and pain and death, and the end of everything I love because of what he will become, and for the briefest moment of pure instinct, I thought I could stop it. It passed like a fleeting shadow, and I was left with shame and with consequence. And the last thing I saw were the eyes of a frightened boy whose Master had failed him.
        Pure kino, and possibly the greatest acting of Mark’s career

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why Kylo is such an emo homosexual?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You seem happy with your life. I wish you continued luck staying exactly how you currently are.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Last Jedi is the worst movie ever made. I say that without an ounce of hyperbole. Star Wars is episodes 1 through 6, rheumatoid after George sold is anti white racist leftist fanfic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s definitely a contender. That movie single-handedly turned Star Wars from one of the most successful movie event of all time to a bunch of cheap made for tv slop. Star Wars is an eternally damaged brand now thanks to this shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And yet George's movies and statements have always been pro white. Frick off mouse worshipper.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're confusing not being anti-white with being pro-white. Lucas was always liberal as frick and pro any race. He's not some little dicklet manlet like you so he doesn't feel the need to shit on others. When he feels like being an butthole, he puts out a special edition of one of his movies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And yet George's movies and statements have always been pro white. Frick off mouse worshipper.

        Where the frick are you getting this racial shit from Star Wars?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about nuwars
    how to tell if someone is low IQ

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney
    Luke married Mara Jade, went on to become Grand Master of the Jedi Order, and defeated Abeloth to bring balance to the Force.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Luke married Mara Jade
      When they were both almost 40. Dude didn't score for the longest.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He had a parade of girls throwing themselves at him in almost every storyline.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Examples?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YOUVE BEEN SUBVERTED!!! WOO HOOOO!!!!!!

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to me and listen to me very carefully.
    Over the next decade Disney is going to attempt to manufacture support for the sequel trilogy.
    They saw how organic meme culture salvaged the reputation of the prequel trilogy, and are going to attempt to do the same here.
    You will see memes, Twitter posts, video essays, pseudo-intellectuals, and who knows what else, trying to psyop you into believing that the sequels were actually good.
    They can see they have lost control of this sector of pop culture.
    They can see that their attempt to take control of the franchise and remake it in their image failed spectacularly.
    The older generations were never going to accept it, they were a writeoff.
    They gambled everything on reproducing the Zoomer success with the MCU into Star Wars, but failed to take into consideration that, just like live service games, people only really have room for one constant ever-evolving franchise universe in their life.
    They are going to attempt to tighten their grip and snuff out those that stand in their way.
    Do. Not. Let. Them. Win.

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