The Marvels Positive Reviews Are ROLLING in

Embargo just lifted. We were wrong…

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still not watching it

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Not a Faggot

    Only a homosexual would watch this.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Poz Reviews
    Dude

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post credit scene
    YOU WILL CONSUME THE DISNEYSLOP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a good goy. I will watch this.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was a chudette?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 women leads
    hard pass

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With how desperate they are, I can't imagine the amount of money they gave to reviewers, kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's actually a good movie? Those do exist you know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No movie made past 1928 is good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not for the MCU after Iron Man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I watched the Original Iron man recently and it just feels so much more like a real movie than everything that came after it, and I actually liked infinity war when it came out but now it just feels hollow. The MCU was an illusion and it has finally faded away

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It remains the only film from the entire run of Nu Marvel that I'll rewatch. Blade is still the best Marvel film.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Winter Soldier is also good. Blade is still the best Marvel film.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Winter Soldier is also good. Blade is still the best Marvel film.
                I'd say that's true.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember enjoying Winter Soldier, but the fact that it's connected to every other piece of media from them makes me never wanna go near it again. In fact, I think that's around the time I stopped watching altogether. Or it might be Thor 2, I don't remember. I have seen WS though, I know that much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I remember enjoying Winter Soldier, but the fact that it's connected to every other piece of media from them makes me never wanna go near it again.
                It's a good "spy" movie reminiscent of 1970s spy/espionage movies.
                It's one of the most subversive movies released recently in that (in the movie) the entire intelligence community is infiltrated with an evil organization.
                Iron Man pretty subversive in that the movie explicitly states that defense contractors are funding both sides.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So do paid shills unfortunately. It is a business after all. That's why they shill to inferior feeling groups like women and races.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this board so obsessed with this stupid broad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm just excited for disney failures because they ruined star wars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't stand her goofy voice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's been living rent free ever since she said something about white men.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nonwhites get crazy autogynephilia for blonde white women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brown "people" (more like creatures, honestly) worship white women for some reason

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone leak the post credit scene so i can start spoiling it on the internet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn I wouldn't mind a Dr Pepper right now. If this image was Dr Pepper marketing it's highly effective.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        catch anon

        Beast

        >cgi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monica Rambeau meets Kelsey Grammer Beast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ who fucking cares

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >characer nobody fucking cares about meets a character from a dead franchise
        HYPE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so what. Those X-Men characters already appeared in Deadpool and no doubt will appear again in the next one. We also had Prof X in the Strange sequel. They aren't that interesting anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Social media reactions are glowing

        These paid reviews remind of all the celebs tweeting 'thankful to be boosted' in unison

        >Make sure to mention the quirky end credits where we tease the sequel NPC #434569

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see the beast but who does she meet again?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maria Rambeau?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isnt she dead?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally fucking whomst?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the comics, Carol Danvers get a power over load and basically becomes a new character named Binary.
          Here it looks like they gave Monica that power boost.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Binary has also been portrayed as Carol's "Super Saiyan" mode whenever she absorbs the energy of a supernova, or it's equivalent.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Binary sounds offensive, imagine people suddenly watching a trailer and the character's name was such a trigger word. Everyone would troon-out of existance

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In M-She-U she should be called Non Binary and the X-Men called Ex Men. Gotta keep up with the pandering if they want more BlackRock shekels.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY SHIT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who? I'm only into Spider-Man

    • 3 weeks ago
      sage

      The the non-twin Olsen resurrects herself in a swirly, evil red lightshow.

      I guess they need an antagonist who isn't in prison.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think your pretty clever don’t you name fag?

        • 3 weeks ago
          ooops

          Nah. It looks like my browser started 'helpfully' autofilling that in.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pussy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Big Pussy

              You're really invested in this for some reason. Are things okay at home?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Rajneesh

                bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checked
      no one cares about spoilers for this movie though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see Ironheart making a more powerful suit

      Then see the back of a wheelchair pull up to Kamala Khan, yuou don't see who is in the wheelchair but they speak to Kamala Khan "I'm putting together a team"
      "I don't want to join another team" she replies
      "I don't want you to join it, i want you to lead it" the mysterious wheelchair figure replies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ms.Marvel meets Kate Bishop.
      Monica meets Maria and Beast in X-Men Lab

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the blax-boon gets into blu bestiality

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's already on Youtube.
      The niggress finds herself in the Fox-Men dimension.
      The funny thing is... a scene from the post-credits scene was in the final trailer of the movie that was released yesterday. Imagine the desperation to show in their trailer their post-credit scene. And they way they showed it, was to fool people thinking Storm is in the movie. She is not. It's just the nigress' mother.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile always wrong
    We're in for kino, boys.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grace randolph is such a retard she was confused by the plot of the mario movie

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The embargo actually lifts tomorrow at 9AM PST.
    These have been social media impressions. Not reviews from professional critics.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >plenty of LAUGHS

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we got btfo

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE MARVELED
    >SHE MARVELED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fucked her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm jelly.
        Is she a screamer?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey fellow bros, i can't wait to watch THE MARVELS!!! Marvels comics are my favorite!

    end transmission

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Brie and I wish she'd get away from these awful fucking pre packaged cereal box movies and start making kino again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      Eww

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the response that gif usually gets, but I like small jiggly asses as much as I do plump ones. Small asses need to make a comeback. I prefer them to cottage cheese filled socks like KimK that are pushed as the standard of beauty nowadays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her ass looks like a lava lamp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I love Brie
      no you don't, you'd have posted this otherwise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably the best Brie's ever looked in her entire Marvel career.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah
          we really did a number on her, after that anti-white woke bullshit she spouted
          sadly for her,
          we will never forget and forgive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically i have a better ass

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile sisters if this doesn’t flop I’m hecking killing myself I hate Brie so much because I’m a incel loser

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell its shit just from that still frame.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Social media reactions are glowing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all using the same gif
      kek, obvious paid shills

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing will save this movie on being a box office disappointment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Marvels Era
      seems trustworthy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there are literal retards who will see this tweet and believe it's genuine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this bitch just shat on the nigress director for walking away saying it wasnt her film at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >@MadamClinton
      Say no more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >madamclinton

      You have to be fistfucking me.
      Who are you fucking losers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit you can smell how desperate Disney is for this not to flop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happens if it does? Honestly?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What happens if it does? Honestly?
          I think the future of the MCU hinges on this movie. If it totally bombs I think Iger will buy himself some time by saying "well this was all done by Chapek" (not true) but he might pause development on a bunch of Marvel shows/movies.

          If it's successful then all will proceed to schedule.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it really doesn't. Marvel knows what sells and whats the most popular, but they've been trying to push this nonsense for so long to see if it'll stick.
            Worst case scenerio we end up with a reboot or some pretty heavy retcons and a slimed down release schedule.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Marvel knows what sells and whats the most popular
              I don't think they do. They say they do, but they don't.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nothing. They'll continue with their plan to keep going until Secret Wars then kinda soft reboot the MCU.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just another black mark against Disney. They're bleeding money left and right. Investors are antsy(One outright asked Bob why they used to be a place for all families and now they get matching orders from the LGBTQ, not even kidding)and they desperately need a win for public perception to get better. They've become a punch line as well, what with the recent SP ep

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brie Larson is done

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All she'd need to do is play a battered housewife in some oscarbait with a script stolen from a Lifetime movie of the week, and she'd be a proven actress again. She'll be fine, even if Marvel crashes and burns.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She will forever live in my heart

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes please

        • 3 weeks ago
          CreepyThinMan

          >What happens if it does? Honestly?

          Double down as all SJW woktards do. Look at Lucasfilm and Kuntleen Kennedy!!!FACT!!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Double down as all SJW woktards do. Look at Lucasfilm and Kuntleen Kennedy!!!FACT!!
            There have been no new Star Wars movies since 2019 even though KK said there would be some.
            Indy 5 a total bomb (also KK).
            Her contract is up in 2024, she's done

            • 3 weeks ago
              CreepyThinMan

              down as all SJW woktards do. Look at Lucasfilm and Kuntleen Kennedy!!!FACT!!
              >There have been no new Star Wars movies since 2019 even though KK said there would be some.
              >Indy 5 a total bomb (also KK).
              >Her contract is up in 2024, she's done

              Her contract was up in 2021 and Iger renewed it DESPITE the evidence that she ran Star Wars into the ground.

              Iger is afraid to let her go or fire her because he knows he'd get hit with a dozen sexual misconduct accusations by her minions because the MeToo movement was really about removing men from positions of power.

              Also, why aren't stockholders up in arms considering how much damage she's done to both Star Wars and now Indiana Jones to say nothing of the billions she's cost the company?

              Can't stockholders demand that he fire this dumb bitch and threaten to remove him if he doesn't?

              It's total insanity and I have no doubt her contract will be renewed!!!FACT!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also, why aren't stockholders up in arms considering how much damage she's done to both Star Wars and now Indiana Jones to say nothing of the billions she's cost the company?

                An investor actually called in during a meeting to ask if they were going to fire Kathleen Kennedy. Iger said they were perfectly happy with her. And look how that turned out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's total insanity and I have no doubt her contract will be renewed!!!FACT!!!
                Not this time. 2021 was after Mandalorian and some success with RoS.
                People hate the sequels and they made less $ each release, but they still made (some) $.

                It's been consistent failures since then.
                Indy 5 (which she oversees) was one of the worse bombs ever. That was her ONLY movie since 2019 even though KK keeps talking about the movies, they DO NOT GET GREENLIT.

                There is a reason for this, and that is KK is out.
                She can sue away they aren't going to tank the company for her.

                She doesn't have any grounds to sue, Iger gave her 3 more years and she shit the bed. She's done.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I gave KK $10 to see Indy 5. I kinda want my money back tbh.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Should have done the Applebee's "spend $30 and get a free Indy 5 ticket" deal.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >DON’T BRING ME DOWN, GROOS

            • 3 weeks ago
              CreepyThinMan

              down as all SJW woktards do. Look at Lucasfilm and Kuntleen Kennedy!!!FACT!!
              >There have been no new Star Wars movies since 2019 even though KK said there would be some.
              >Indy 5 a total bomb (also KK).
              >Her contract is up in 2024, she's done

              Also, forgot to mention that, yes, there have been no new Star Wars movies but there has been plenty of fucking trash for streaming where each shows has cost in total the same amount as producing a feature, if not more, while she was behind that stupid fuckig hotal that cost a billion dollars and shut down after a year. Why aren't stockholders reading Iger the riot act? Are people afraid to say something because they'll get attacked on social media for voicing their opinion which of course we know that's exactly why!!!FACT!!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Big Pussy

          It's pretty bad. Since Endgame they've started mixing in minor movies to establish new characters. Those have either barely squeaked by into breaking even or outright lost money. If this isn't successful, they will have failed to make money on any new characters since 2019.

          Their legacy heroes at this point are Thor (who doesn't want to make more movies because Kiwi israelite took a shit on his character), the Guardians (the ones with careers quit after the last one of those), Team nagger (We said goodbye to Chadwick, are people going to turn up for a movie around 3 bitches?), Team Small People (which has always been their worst performer) and Benedict Cumberbatch (who is a cuck who will turn up to work on whatever the fuck you want him to).

          Spider-Man is still really successful, but those are co-owned by Sony, so Disney only sees about half of the money it normally would on those.

          If audiences don't like The Marvels, then they're writing off 3 more characters as money pits. What's left beyond that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Spider-Man is still really successful, but those are co-owned by Sony
            That means Miles Morels is going to replace peter parker in future media

            • 3 weeks ago
              Big Pussy

              Well that works out great because Tom Holland likes getting fucked in the ass by a black guy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but Miles Morales likes getting fucked in the ass by a white guy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now I really wanna see Miles Morales fucking Tom Holland in the ass. n-no homo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not looking good. They really need to stop movies AND TV shows, it's too much superhero content and there is no expectation to see a movie.

            Warner did the SAME THING with DC and look what shit DC is in.

            You can't have endless TV shows AND movies, you get diminishing returns. Now it's next to nothing. Nobody cares about MCU, DC, Star Wars, Indy, FF, X-Men. They are all dead franchises.

            Disney/WB need to make content more special by getting DIFFERENT IP and then releasing Marvel/DC SPARINGLY.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >They really need to stop movies AND TV shows, it's too much superhero content and there is no expectation to see a movie.

              Absolutely. I don't think they get how dumb it is to want Marvel fans to pay for Disney+ to watch their shows. If you pay for Disney+, you will be able to watch every MCU movie 2-3 months after it comes out. What's the incentive to pay high ticket prices when you're going to get it for no extra charge in a quarter?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What's the incentive to pay high ticket prices when you're going to get it for no extra charge in a quarter?
                Well the incentive would be a good movie you can enjoy in a theater. But Marvel quality has gone down so people aren't bothering to go to the theater.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DIS tumbles further

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      redpill me on super powers of a fat mexican

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        has the power to empty out a jumbo sized marvel popcorn bucket in under three minutes along with a 2 liter bottle of coca cola

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I, who have not seen the movie, know better than these people who have, m'kay?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are rotten tomatoes critics who will shill something for as little as 50 bucks now just so you know. keep trusting them authority figures

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody can just like a movie I have decided to hate before watching it. They must have been paid off!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >who are you going to believe, the articles about the review bribing scandal or some guy posting smuggies on a mongolian basket weaving forum?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm almost certain that the literally whos who post these "reviews" of unreleased movies havent actually seen it and just want engagement on their account.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look my favorite Marvel superheros- Captain Marvel, Shaniqua, an Poo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >@madamclinton

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Israel flag
      At least be subtle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they all use the same gif
      >all of them use the same blonde emoji after the marvels hashtag
      Lmao, paid shills.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do all the reviews use the phrase "smile on my face"?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it was in the guidelines for reviewers and these lazy fucks are too dumb to think of synonyms or other positive slurry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They would've been given a thank you pack with a bunch of phrases they'd love to see incorporated into social media.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a breath of fresh air for the MCU
      They spew this bullshit every single time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He Posts who shill dots from twatter
      As proof the movie is good guys!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So this is where all the marketing money went

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Marvel is saving cinema"

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Social media reactions are glowing

      No one writes like this for free

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a cry for help

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the movie I've waited for all my life
      that's the saddest sentence I've ever read from a capeshit movie review.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much do you reckon he got paid to write this utter dogshite?
      How much would they need to pay you to attach your name to a statement like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's the saddest part, he does it for free

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I cheered like hell
      Jesus fucking christ, how do you even shill this hard? Is the Disney money that good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marvel is saving cinema

      The fact anyone could take these bots serious is hilarious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel is saving cinema

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Was it perfect? Maybe not.
      To sneak that little line in amongst loaded phrases like "the movie I've waited for all my life" and "Marvel is saving cinema" tells me everything I need to know.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck, how much did he get paid to write that slop KEK and who the fuck is falling for it?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OMG I can't wait for le heckin' certified fresh score!
    I was never going to see this regardless of quality.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile blown the fuck out
    >again
    you love to see it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it is “good” which I highly doubt it will still bomb because capeshit is passé

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /tv is ever right
      ...sometimes /tv is, but the problem isn't /tv, it's the poltards coming from their dead board out of desperation for human interaction.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We lost.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney owned-websites give Disney product positive reviews, claim "everyone" likes Disney product
    How the fuck does Cinemaphile still not understand this?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paid critics like a movie with multiple diversity checkmark characters and it's directed by a black woman?

    Who could have seen this coming?!?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is a professional shill

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you expect them to pay their shills to say bad things about the movie? I'd sure love to have some of the glue you've been sniffing

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was SO GOOD

    I LITERALLY laughed out loud MANY TIMES

    You should watch it too. FUN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i got something more fun for you to watch *unzips*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s so good I literally have ptsd now and my hand twitches

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is their big reveal? The thing that will get people to watch this movie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it would have made marvel fags cream their pants five years ago.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Rajneesh

          They should have segwayed into them men and not the diversity fug and scaled back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Rajneesh

            X men*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the xmen movies have always sucked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's CGI now
      I don't know why I expected any different

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is he getting head?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reused Hulk assets, turned it blue, poorly added Kelsey Grammer to model, glasses, coat and tossed some salad.
      Disney is a joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s the clip https://x.com/tyrone1760544/status/1722151533901676778?s=46 watch it before it gets taken down

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who are the black characters?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I am a cock sucking fagmo... but, goddamnit, I am happy to see this. I loved him in that role.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they keep introducing their Fox characters in the most underwhelming way possible? Same with Mr. Fantastic office guy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand, why is the camera focusing on the apes instead of the X-men dude everyone recognizes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >apes
          aren't they Wakanda Ambassadors or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are thos lips real or cgi? Is that a superpower?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Made for BWC

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >my ancestor :3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they arent even in the same room together

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3 gorillas in 1 scene

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck your African cinema. If I want to watch a nature documentary I turn on the tv or go on a safari.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the fuck does he look like blue Ruffalo Hulk?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like a blue Peter Griffin. Why would they okay this?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares it's over

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What dies /ourgirl/ think of it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fucking retarded?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you thought the tweets were awful you aint seen nothin

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Rajneesh

    >It’s almost as fun as deconstructing race and gender in the fruit isle at major grocery stores chains which is what I do for a living. We of course can’t all be superheroes, but it’s nice to fly along side them for an hour or two. 10/10!

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $1 billion club here we GOOO
    ignore the chuds harping about opening weekend, it's always about the legs

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your dad coomed inside your mom

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amerimutts cheered and hollared throughout the entire movie like retarded pajeets

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they made their hashtag emoji look like a funko pop
    Im kinda mad im not seeing the painted nails emoji and SLAYYYYYYY
    at least play it up

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I BELIEVE THE CRITICS
    No, these idiots are so out of touch it's hilarious. Grace Randolph doubly so.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't believe paid SHILLS

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So scared they made an X3 scene and then spoiled it through rumor spreaders

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"this movie isn't for you chuds"
    >"no why our movie is bombing? Why chuds ain't going to see it"

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit an actual rotten tomatoes critic mommy shits all over the film and says it's the worst marvel movie.

    ?feature=shared

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just know they are flooding her dm's trying to bribe her to take the video down/change it

    • 3 weeks ago
      CreepyThinMan

      Just watched that and I'd like to moisturize her face with my splooge!!!FACT!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd like to moisturize her face
        based Cinemaphileg i didn't even notice her shitty dry skin

        • 3 weeks ago
          CreepyThinMan

          >>I'd like to moisturize her face
          >based Cinemaphileg i didn't even notice her shitty dry skin

          I bet her udders are like two leather saddlebags with dark brown pepperoni areolas and nipples like dried raisins!!!FACT!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Rajneesh

      >Mommy
      I want her to punish me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just liked and subscribed!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao it's better when they want to like it "because women".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know her previous reviews butthis one i definitely trust
      she described it and its the same shit previous MCU sloppers had, so given that the rumours are totally negative, 1+1=2 is an obviously real and legit answer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy an ad

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna be watching it several times and there's nothing you chuds can do about that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet. You bought the $800 million in tickets to show them chuds, right???
      If you want a female led movie that’ll make money, make sure it’s a good movie first, mmmmmmmm Kay?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck!!
    Did you guys see what Grace Randolf said in social media?!

    This is HUGE

    STICKY WHEN????

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take seriously the words of someone whose ass is as huge as grace's

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes yes so much YES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES YES! ITS BREEZY! WHOLESOME! PERFECT? NO. BUT THE CHEMISTRY IS GOOD! VILLAINS AREN'T IMPORTANT TO THE STORY. THIS MOVIE IS A LOVE LETTER FOR THE POC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We will be talking about this movie for years to come?
      Will we even be talking about this movie in the weeks to come?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amazing how you can know he's a homosexual within the first line

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine your name being herb scribner

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not a good sign when one of your film's main selling points is that "its short".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >talking about this movie for years to come.
      Yes, but not the way he think it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Short and sweet

      >Short and sweet

      bot posts? why is everyone using the same words to describe the movie?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile will never recover.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in a MCU film since Guardians
      Wasn't that their latest movie though? Fuck's this guy talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat Thor: 1
      /tv/incels: 0
      Big L for Cinemaphile today, lads!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fat thor - black lives matter
      do americucks really?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We were wrong…
    10 shekels have been deposited into your account.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omg the post credit scene ;*~~

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The one actor was really good. And the other actor acted a lot. The runtime was really good with the directing! Everyone was really good!
      Literally reads like a review written by a grade schooler.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THE CHEMISTRY

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you somehow crossed through a tear in spacetime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weet ik

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CGI

      Holy fucking cringezola.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's 2023...they should be able to make it seem like they're making eye contact

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just low effort bait at this point. Nothing will come of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did dishney buy fox just to put x-men as cameos in m-she-u?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They own Fantastic 4 too. They put Jim from the Office as stretchy man in Dr Strange

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kebigungan
      is this the word to describe out-sourced pajeet CGI?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        malay or indonesian
        Of course, you can just use google translate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kelsey Grammar funded the Frasier reboot with the money he got from this slop
    Conservativebros, we won...

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It appears there's a checklist each of these unbiased reviews have to hit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Short and sweet
      >Iman Vellani
      >Chemistry
      >Post credit scene
      >Did I mention it;s short?

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Marvels Paid Reviews Are ROLLING in
    TFIFY

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worst mcu yet

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      imagine paying and sitting through credits to see a bunch of female negros and CGI Frasier rambling about nothing
      is this rock bottom?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My friend dragged me to see The Eternals when it came out and I can't imagine anything being worse than that. At least this has some characters people actually recognize.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is this rock bottom?
        no, that'll be the black captain America movie where he fights his greatest enemy, Red Hulk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH SHIEEETTT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that black capt marvel from Dr Strange movie literally only has one expression huh

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys think Marvel will fare any better next year? I don't see how Captain America 4 will be as popular without Chris Evans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't see how Captain America 4 will be as popular without Chris Evans.
      No chance

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Marvels will easily get good reviews, and as I predicted, we'll see a lot of homosexuals saying it's good so it's a shame it didn't do well. Critics will lap it up because even though they'll acknowledge it's not particularly special, they will nonetheless go on about how it it's silly and fun and full of *insert underrepresented ethnic/gender here* energy.
    It's basically going to be like that Blue Beetle movie or whatever.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that all shills spin the same talk about runtime being short means it's around 90 minutes or less, and despite all those "omg it's so fun!!!1!" the movie being short become it's virtue, because anymore and they would barf the rainbow all over the place.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the same shit with the first movie?
    > Cinemaphile expected it to flop
    > gross half a billion on opening week
    Then again it was riding on endgame hype, so who knows this time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The "billion" it made was majority tickets bought out by Marvel itself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last movie came out when Marvel was at its strongest point immediately following Infinity War and had a heavy marketing push as the first female led movie. Cinemaphile wanted it to flop, but only retards actually believed it would. The difference this time is that a strong handful of recent Marvel movies have already flopped, Brie Larson does not seem to have been as well received as they hoped after the first film, and it also needs to carry two characters from streaming series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      CreepyThinMan

      The "billion" it made was majority tickets bought out by Marvel itself

      It didn't make 1 billion...

      >be Disney
      >in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
      >Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
      >get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
      >deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
      >deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
      >can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
      >movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
      >can't bomb
      >send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
      >YouTube changes algorithm
      >RT redesign
      >RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
      >Metacritic drops user scores
      >"Journalists" in a tizzy
      >Twitter in a tizzy
      >Half empty theaters
      >insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
      >Hollywood accounting
      >Prelude to the biggest movie ever
      >Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
      >but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
      >Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
      >movie tanks in China
      >Disney shares drop slightly
      >Fox gets fucked over
      >The Mouse gets away with it?

      It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox buyout more expensive while the stockholders were nervous because at the time Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans and, at the time, Chris Hemsworth were leaving the MCU, so they were hyping Captain Marvel as "THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU WHO WILL CARRY THIS FRANCHISE FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS" but now know what a horribly unlikeable cunt Larson is so they had to put her with two diversity co-stars because the fucking bitch can't carry a movie on her own while using them to shield the movie from criticism by claiming that if you don't like it it's because you're not only sexist but also now racist!!!FACT!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        CreepyThinMan

        Now this is some gender swapping I can get behind.....TO FUCK!!!FACT!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Iger is also trying to palm off ESPN and other parts of Disney to Apple. Its been rumored for years, but Iger consistently brings it up.

        Apple won’t buy it if Disney hasn’t released a profitable movie in 4 years. It would make Apple look desperate

        • 3 weeks ago
          CreepyThinMan

          >Iger is also trying to palm off ESPN and other parts of Disney to Apple. Its been rumored for years, but Iger consistently brings it up.
          >Apple won’t buy it if Disney hasn’t released a profitable movie in 4 years. It would make Apple look desperate

          Apple would be fucking stupid to buy Disney. Massive overhead, a studio, streaming service, the parks, dealing with SJW's who have infected the company etc... Better to sell phones made by slave children in China than get involved in that bullshit. Is Apple even interested and if they are is it just mindless expansion to grow the company without thinking about the long-term ramifications i.e. Disney buying Fox?!?FACT!!!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Apple would be fucking stupid to buy Disney.
            Apple can't even run their own very limited streaming service well. Why would they buy a company (Disney) that can't even manage THEIR OWN CONTENT.

            What, Apple will make Marvel better than Disney? Yeah no

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TheMarvels Is a hot mess. That final trailer was shameful trolling. I’m angry at their DESPERATE mid credit reveal THAT’s how we’re doing that?! And that’s where we’re going!? No thanks. I don’t care anymore. I’m done. No wonder they wanted us drunk
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any "review" that posts a clip of the movie along with it is actually just thinly veiled marketing.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reviews for marvel movie come in
    >first thing they mention is how comedic it is
    I laugh more while staring at the 2009 calendar on my bathroom door while taking a shit than any marvel movie in existence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't tell if a middle aged fatass with a brushcut or a spiteful outcast zoomer posted this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean to tell me you think the embarassing attempts at humour (american humour at that) are fun to watch and listen to? the same shit in every movie? I don't even know what kind of people like it. do you actually like this?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell by these access media tweets and the shills in this thread, that Disney is next level desperate.

    If this bombs, so will DIS stock.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Brie Larson and being sidelined in the sequel to the film franchise that made you well known. Ultra cucked

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grace
    >Has gone on and on about how diversity is the future
    >Complained about to many white people in FNAF
    >Complained that the Mario movie was to white
    >Complained that Avatar 2 was to white
    >Has said every single Marvel/ Disney show this year was great
    >Kept saying Little Mermaid was great right up until audiences got to see it
    >Then changed her tune and said Disney let the black community down

    Wow big shock she says the Marvels are great, and is trying to bait people with "credit scene spoilers are great!"

    Its Ironheart working on her suit, and Xavier recruiting Kamala Khan as the first X-Person

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2023 movies look worse than garbage Sunday morning live action kids shows
    how people can waste time watching such garbage is completely beyond me

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HFW watching at opening

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair: that pop corn looked great and despite the madness he’s having fun. Super wholesome, no notes.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow all the first reviews from people who have a vested intrest in giving the movie positive reviews just dropped and they gave it positive reviews!?!?!?!

    No fucking way!?!?!?!

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To understand the movie at the bare minimum you need to watch
    >Avengers 1, 3 and 4 (just to get the broader setting)
    >Guardians of the Galaxy (to get Ronan's daughter)
    >Captain Marvel (obviously)
    >WandaVision (to get Photon)
    >Ms Marvel (to get Ms Marvel)
    >Secret Invasion (for the skrull situation)

    So, over 30 hours of content and I'm not even counting the content you need to watch to understand the content you primarily need to watch, plus all the reverence to the multiverse in the MCU (like Loki, Doctor Strange 2, What If) but also the other Marvel franchises that are now attached to the MCU (like the X-men franchise, the Raimi trilogy and so on).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That nog is Ronan's daughter? Whom did Ronan fuck, a jungle gorilla?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That mystery meat is a nog?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In real life, yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the worst MCU villain from the infinity saga's daughter is the new worst MCU villain
        based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or you can not give your cash to dipshits and watch a ten minute YouTube video recap for free. Further thought: you could also not give your cash to dipshits and watch a YouTube recap of this film for free. When will they get desperate enough to bring RDJ back for iron man? Because only RDJ gets my money from now on. Thems the rules.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only RDJ gets my money
        Why what's so good about that geriatric manlet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because he at least looks like he’s having fun with the material and it’s not hard to suspend disbelief that he’s the character he’s playing. Yeah, he’s a nepo baby. But at the very least if we have to deceive ourselves that this is somehow cinema at least he’s a nepo baby with some degree of acting. Is he really tony stark? Not really, but he’s tiny stark, and that’s all I need. I like his snark and that works for me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is just a homosexual from Ally McBeal

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who also got the role of iron man after being a druggie. If you have a better proposal for the role I am all ears.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tom Cruise

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean a serious proposal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >To understand the movie
      nigga don't be ridiculous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny too because this strategy really only started going to shit when they started including the streaming shows. Like Ms Marvel was blatantly catering to a preteen girl audience (or at least the marketing made it look that way.) People were already getting worn down by how many movies they need to get into. You can't honestly expect them to show up when a character requires them to do an entire television seasons worth of homework that's not even made for their demographic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the Disney Company forcing their new streaming service onto their franchises, just to kickstart it.

        Again, company executives are fucking dumb when it comes to understand what motivates their consumers, particularly regarding pop culture.
        They only understand the profit margin and "this thing made money, lets do this thing again".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ms Marvel is post 2010 shit in the comics as well. Blatant author self insert. The marvel universe has thousands of heroes. This was some The Boys level of corporate bullshit. She’s not been around enough to deserve a tv show much less a movie. Full stop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who does Ms Marvel side with in the current conflict I wonder? Writers need to be reigned in by editors, this Mary sue bullshit “empowerment” shit “boss babe” bullshit is getting out of hand and leaking into kino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of those, I've only seen avengers 3 and 4, Guardians of the galaxy and Captain marvel.
      I didn't even realise that was ronan's daughter and they info dump like fuck to explain Ms Marvel and Photon.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reviews = sales
    Disney never learns do they? You can write a 90 page review of why a movie about a pig eating shit is the greatest thing ever. Doesn't mean someone has to go watch it.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single time I've seen this Grace character give an opinion on a film she's been dead wrong. The Nate Silver of reviewers.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i went in hoping it wouldnt be too bad
    never have i gone to watch a movie with that as my feeling

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay kids movie for normies. Of course it will turn a profit.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A triggered movie for supposed incel dudes who hate strong women said by Mace Windu himself. :p

    Sez she doesn't like white dudes, but female led where a scene in trailer which she's beating up a white dude or something.

    Properly a movie where she properly shows less emotion as usual.
    I did see the the first movie, wasn't bad when she beat up a old woman to try and be edgy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >studio claims incel for damage control
      >turns out there’s almost 100 years of publishing proving otherwise

      The absolute state, lads.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most common point of praise seems to be "it's short".

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when will all this cape shit end? FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT YOU fucking naggerS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you can just not watch them?

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately the studio has been inflammatory and lost all good will, and even if it’s a genuine attempt at entertainment and not pandering, no one gives a shit. Movies are now background to scrolling on your phone. Death of hollywood is deserved and welcomed

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally tried to get them drunk so they’d like the movie more
    My sides

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one (1) drink gets Americucks drunk

      Do they really?

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be in Taiwan
    >Movie release today
    >0 mention if it in any social media sites or forums

    It is going to bomb in the US ok

    >Hollywood has been using Taiwan as a barometer for US market

    Don't know why, but usually what do well here does well in the US at home too for films

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grace Randolph
    Thanks, now I know for sure that it's going to be irredeemably shit.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chrissie does her best

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        😀

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she not liked Echo in live reaction
    >i wrote a comment in hope Wilson and Maya beat the shit out of her for hating it
    > she deleted comment
    >why grace?

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney is literally running paid ads Leo

    https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/17pqfrs/for_those_who_are_still_not_convinced_to_watch/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So according to this shill, the strong point of the movie is how it ties in to other projects.
      Ha... funny thing... first Captain Marvel movie owed its success because it was released between Infinity Wars and Endgame.
      Now this one also tries to piggyback on other projects to be successful and not of its own merit.
      There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice you can't get fooled again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even the redditors are calling out the obvious shilling
      It's over for Disney.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grace Randolph. Nigga you serious?

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this the last decent Marvel media?
    >Humble superhero plot without delving into politics or preaching about current stuff
    >No need to watch previous movies or series for context
    >Not connected to other media or character as previously mentioned but that's what makes it an independent project
    >MC is a minority (BIPOC israelite) but other than flashbacks (for context) it doesn't shove "le hall of cost" thing on your face to make you feel bad.
    >No shitty and confusing cameos
    >Had a beginning and an (open) ending. Post credit scene is optional since it doesn't connect to another future movie/series, more like an easter egg or in case a season 2 is announcent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NWH. And before that, Iron Man.
      >b-but-
      Spare me the cocksucker routine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NWH
        more like "no way fag"
        >Iron Man
        based

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