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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based as frick, if I'm gonna pay for fast food then it better be cheap and in large large quantities. The current model doesn't work.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That guy is the correct choice for the "If you could go back in time and kill one person...?" question.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normiecattle here, I've seen plenty of discussion about how spurlock fudged a lot of the movie for at least 10 years now. The consensus was starting to show cracks as early as 15 years ago.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine how much fatter America would be if this movie didn't exist and McDonalds kept their Supersized option

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >remove supersized option
      >as if fat fricks won't just buy two of everything
      Removing the supersized options only made McDonalds more money.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was exposed like 15 years ago.
    Youre a marketer trying to boost McDonald's sales because prices are up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like piss poor marketing unless they were trying to bring the super size option back.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy eats a high amount of calories per day
    >Gains weight
    WOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      25 years ago the average person didn't know what a calories was

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolute buffoonery

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Watch the doc again, he asks a class of high students what a calorie was and they didn't know

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I 100% would not have answered just so I didn't have to be the one to be recorded on film forever saying "UMMM WELL AHKSHUALLY IS IT'S A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT THAT DESCRIBES POTENTIAL ENERGY FOR USE IN THE HUMAN BODY, ORIGINIAL DESCRIBED IN 1843 AS A THE AMOUNT OF HEAT NECESSARY TO..."

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget the OG

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any fatasses in here that ordered Super Size on the regular? What was it like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      430lbs here. I’ve just accepted it. I’ll probably die soon. I’m in my 40’s and my heart is going to shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My heart is going to shit
        How so?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          his heart has to work 2-3x harder just to keep blood circulation with his fatass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Random excruciating pains in my chest that feel like it’s about to explode. I rarely go to the doctor but I was told it’s because of the arteries being clogged

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus christ anon.
            Seriously there's shit legal and illegal you can take to suppress the appetite. IT's not great for the heart, but it's probably better than what you're doing now. Eventually it'll get to a point where the money you save from not eating out every day go to funding these drugs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            was nice knowing you 🙁

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically ozempic. sure it has some negative side effects, but the damage from being a fat frick is far worse. then you'll have to worry about all the extra skin, just get it cut off and wear a shirt all the time. idk.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >then you'll have to worry about all the extra skin, just get it cut off and wear a shirt all the time
          This must be a horrific choice though, be fat or be a floppy skin freak

          i’m a skinny fit 30yo who weighs 140lbs and i’m scared for my heart when i eat junk
          people like you give me confidence

          You sound paranoid and/or very gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Be fat or a floppy skin freak
            This

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is a grimmer choice than I imagined, but I think I'd rather stay fat if there is no easy way to get rid of the extra skin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i’m a skinny fit 30yo who weighs 140lbs and i’m scared for my heart when i eat junk
        people like you give me confidence

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >140lbs
          Jesus I hope you're manlet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes 5”11

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only remember trying it once, it was probably just before the movie came out, but I don't remember enough about the experience.
      I'd imagine if it came back today, most wouldn't like it because the fries would get cold before finishing it.

      430lbs here. I’ve just accepted it. I’ll probably die soon. I’m in my 40’s and my heart is going to shit

      Try stimulants, fren. Cocaine, any of the wonderful -phetamines out there. This is how your ancestor stayed thin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did with my older brothers when I felt that I was to old for a kids meal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was great
      >I'll get a burger combo
      >Would you like that super sized?
      >Hell yah! High five!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knew it was a scam when it came out. What kind of moron took 20 years to figure it out?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I must eat McDonald's 3 times a day

    No one in the world does this. Something like that happening would be like a once in a lifetime event built from a crazy circumstance when you're out traveling, or something.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my friend's moronic mom talking for an hour in the car about how the movie said McDonald's meat was poison. I hate this movie.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this stunt would cost millions with todays mcdonalds prices

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure we talked about ways the movie was inconsistent and didn't make sense in high school, 20 years ago

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now do "An Inconvenient Truth"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And don't say "do it," because I don't "do it." I *ingest* it, on orders from my neurophysiologist. It's legal. In five years they'll be putting it in the water for the citizens, like fluoride.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was always confused the first time I watched this movie, like yeah you will get fat if you just shovel fast food into your body I don't think a single person on Earth didn't realize that.

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