The Menu

this is unironically one of the best films of the year.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this is unironically one of the best films of the year.
    Why? Isn't it just "le privelegd whites are le bad for liking food!"

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Menu
    yeah I'll have her, rare please

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll have the same thing but spitroasted, well done

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would browse her menu, if you get I what order

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't blame you for trying to make a little money doing marketing anon. get that bread.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >reverse Ratatouille

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a little guy in a rat's hat? I'd watch that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rats being controlled by tiny humans?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's inverse Pig.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why won't Anya return my calls?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphilefags get mocked

    fucking kino

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a banner or fuck off, Goldbergsteinman.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a 7.5/10 on imdb. I guess it's mediocre unless you're really into the genre.

    so sure 'one of the best' if you count the top 100 I guess.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he follows online rating systems
      A bunch of retards and shitskins use that shit and give any non-capeshit movie a 1. Rating systems are dead

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're stupid. I take into account that brainlets overrate it (that's why I take only 8/10 with a few thousand votes seriously).

        also there are exceptions (e.g. Indian films are obviously overrated above that (you probably need 9.9/10 for those)).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      imdb always trends low for whatever reason. A 5 on imdb is a good film. A 3 is average. I'd assume a 7 means it's a fucking masterpiece.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    go to bed ayynya fag

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ugh what if one of those overly serious fancy restaurant was actually a Saw type thing that tortures uber-rich diners

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    any good cute/lewd anyas lately bros? i haven't seen any in a while

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Saw some dope deepfakes over on /gif/. One had dudes pissing in her mouth.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She wears a borderline sheer dress for the entire movie. She plays a prostitute that a client brought to dinner because the restaurant only accepts reservations for two.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no singles policy: the movie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Alien woman is hawt but this movie probably sucks

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She would look so much prettier if she wasn't on coke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Facts. She's beginning to look downright fucking gaunt.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was another le heckin angry chefs movie from the poster

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It literally is.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was good but the director butchered a script that was very good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >butchered
      I see what you did there

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sneeds back on the menu goys

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >being a cook is le haaaard
    nobody cares, oven monkey

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just got out of it, this movie sucked. The first half was pretty good and an engaging mystery but the second half just gets nonsensical with an uncertainty of its direction or narrative focus.

    I guess you could say the movie was... half baked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me what happens so I don't spend 10 bucks watching this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Rich privileged foodies pay a bunch of money to go to a secluded island and eat food cooked by a famous chef, chef is asshurt that they don't give him enough respect for cooking food, despite the fact that they all worship him, he and his cooking crew kill them all one by one. It's goyslop meant to pacify and please the, "eat the rich" type redditors.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Guy Fieri would never do that, they should've eaten at one of his restaurants.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is there no better twist to it? Because I predicted that was basically it from the trailer that it was some revenge plot by a butthurt celebrity chef

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So there isn't a twist like he was cooking humans or anything? The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?

            Anya isn't one of the privileged assholes. One of the foodies had his date cancel, so he hires Ayna (an escort) to accompany him. The Chef recognizes Anya as fellow working class and doesn't really want to kill her, though she obviously thinks what he's doing is wrong. The crux of the movie is their relationship.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The Chef recognizes Anya as fellow working class
              I thought the chef was some famous high class pretentious chef? Why would he relate with a hooker?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The hooker wasn't supposed to be there. Her john broke up with his gf and then hired her to go to the dinner because the restaurant only took reservations for two people.
                The chef was previously a fry cook. He was happy doing that before he eventually lost his passion while serving obscenely wealthy people.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly it just sounds like the plot of Chef, but instead of opening up a food truck and cooking what he is actually passionate about, he just murders a bunch of people.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Chef was cringe as fuck. Pure goyslop.
                >hurr, le cooking is an art
                >makes a grilled cheese samwich
                I hate Reddit so much.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The chef was previously a fry cook. He was happy doing that before he eventually lost his passion while serving obscenely wealthy people.
                So its basically that one scene in Pig in the restaurant but turned into a gay horror / killer movie instead of a profound emotional movie

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                the final boss, is le feelings we get along the way

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he says he's able to recognize when anyone is a "service worker" and they bond briefly, very briefly, over that.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This was the most predictable twist I've ever seen in a while. I think you'd have to be a complete idiot to not think it didn't go this way some way or another.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So there isn't a twist like he was cooking humans or anything? The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the famous head chef is a psycho who has gotten tired of cooking and he has a cult of kitchen staff willing to die for him, they think it's performance art or the epitome of cooking or something

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no, the chef has abitrary reasons for killing everyone

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like skip for me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is there no better twist to it? Because I predicted that was basically it from the trailer that it was some revenge plot by a butthurt celebrity chef

          This was the most predictable twist I've ever seen in a while. I think you'd have to be a complete idiot to not think it didn't go this way some way or another.

          In the script, the end is when Anya telks the chef that his food sucks and demends a cheeseburger. This is supposed to be profound for some fucking reason so the chef makes her a cheeseburger and lets her go. Does this hapoen in the movie. Also, in the old script, Anya is a high class hooker who used to fuck the rich old man so that was kind of a twist but they took it out in the new script

          So there isn't a twist like he was cooking humans or anything? The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?

          It's funny how many people were anticipating cannibalism with this. Would have been a better movie than this pretencious bullshit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who's the methhead?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >In the script, the end is when Anya telks the chef that his food sucks and demends a cheeseburger. This is supposed to be profound for some fucking reason so the chef makes her a cheeseburger and lets her go. Does this hapoen in the movie.
            Yes, but they expand on the script. When Anya goes into the chef's cabin she sees a few old pictures of him and the only one he's smiling in shows him working as a fry cook at a burger joint
            >Also, in the old script, Anya is a high class hooker who used to fuck the rich old man so that was kind of a twist but they took it out in the new script
            This made it into the movie. Instead of being the foodie's wife, she's back to being a prostitute.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Both of these happen in the movie. The cheeseburger was meaningful to the Chef because his first job was at McDonalds. Anya describes her previous encounter with the rich letch.

              Well looks like they improved on it a bit more and it really needed it. There was no context for the whole burger thing in the scripts IIRC.The first script was very amatuerish and it really felt like the writers had no real knowledge of food/restruant culture and didn't know how to write dialogue that felt like actual humans were talking. The second draft I read improved on those things greatly but it stilll felt like a weak/stupid plot. How did this even get picked up?

              So there isn't a twist like he was cooking humans or anything? The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?

              >The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
              Yes and the old script also featured Daniel Radcliffe, the actor as a xharacter. The chef wanted to kill him because he hated his movie Victor Frankenstein. I guess this was supposed to be funny. Fucking cringe

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >How did this even get picked up?
                In the film, the prostitute breaks into the chef's home and finds that he's miserable in all his photos except the one where he cooks burgers. She then realized that was his passion.

                >The chef wanted to kill him because he hated his movie Victor Frankenstein. I guess this was supposed to be funny. Fucking cringe
                This also was in the film, but instead of Daniel Radcliffe it was a made up actor with a made up bad movie. The actor even protests saying he didn't write or direct it, the chef just says "Don't care you ruined my Sunday". He then tells his date that she deserves to die because she didn't have to take out college loans.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what about her date? The guy who plays Beast from Xmen, how does he die?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Suicide by hanging. He's freaking about about the whole experience the entire time, apparently he knew from the beginning they were all going to die anyway but still obsessed over it. The chef then asks him to cook something, he does really excitedly but it was terrible. The chef tells him his cooking sucks and he walks off and hangs himself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >apparently he knew from the beginning they were all going to die anyway but still obsessed over it
                what? How did he know he was going to a restaurant to die?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The chef reveals he emailed him months ago about the arrangements for the dinner tonight and Beast agreed to it, that they were corresponding for months and knew it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that makes them both retarded

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah he's insane.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The chef tells him his cooking sucks and he walks off and hangs himself.
                This sounds like such a stupid movie.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The chef was obviously really crazy so I really really really wanted him and the rest of his crazy group to get assblasted when it turns out he learned how to cook excellent excellent food.
                I actively fantasize that the movie then ends because chef tells everyone he just ruined the art by making good food so he tells the staff that they should just kill themselves and let the rest of them go.
                I mean I feel like that's something he would legitimately do right?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The movie should've ended with the cheeseburger humiliation. What should've been the ending if they really wanted the eat the rich, chef was really a killer twist (which already wasn't a twist, and I would have done otherwise but whatever) was have this:

                >Chef gets humiliated with the burger moment
                >Re-evaluates himself and his actions, that this treatment of food as some hoity toity art form was the reason he no longer enjoyed it
                >Starts to actually cook proper food for everyone before easing up and letting everyone go, is a bit in shambles and even the other cooks aren't sure what's going on
                >Says he'll do the desert course, opens the doors
                >as everyone walks out, he burns the place down in humiliation rather than the actual ending where he holds to his ideology
                >Everyone walks outside, stranded on the island, re-evaluating how they got where they are, movie ends.

                It's still not a good ending, but it makes more sense.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Actually yeah that would have been great too. Also cheesy, lol, but what if we cut to him as a prison cook smiling because he gets to do creative and good tasting food out of garbage ingredients.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's also fine, pretty good. Honestly anything is better than the actual ending, it was really stupid for him to be humiliated by the girl, let her go, and then continue with his plan while everyone else just sits there and agrees to die without much fuss.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah there's something very animalistic, specially in rich people, about seeing someone getting that privilege like that.
                At that point I think everyone would have him rush them out of spite like

                If I was trapped there by the very end I would have told everyone that this fuckers are going to burn us alive so better all of us get killed by knives and guns than too give this maniacs the satisfaction of ending their bullshit.
                What would have happened if they listen to me and bum rush everyone.

                >3 young tech bros
                >one middle-aged assistant critic
                >one old actor with a bad back
                >one elderly man missing a finger
                >2 old women
                >2 young women
                vs.
                >20+ buff kitchen staff armed with knives

                What do you think would happen if they bum rush everyone?

                We get killed by knives and guns and they get asshurt we made their art worse so we all die overall happier and they die overall sadder/madder so I'll say it's better than the real ending.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The whole point of the scene where they pay for the meal is that the diners have accepted their fate. They've tried everything, come up short every time, and the chef may have even done a decent job of convincing them that they deserve to die.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                But why did they accept their fate? Are you that much of a pussy that you don't even stand up for yourself? They even get called out for doing exactly that, he chastises them for not doing enough to save their own skins.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It contrasts them with Anya who finds her way out cleverly.

                They should remake this movie but instead of a Chef he's a film director killing critics and the heroine has to watch a Marvel movie to get out.

                My shitty experience was because there was a literal unaccompanied retard playing youtube videos on his phone for the entire runtime and no usher was willing to call him out for it. Multiple people (including myself) confronted him and told him to stop and were disregarded. The movie was ok. I'm not going to get jail time for punching a retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It contrasts them with my desire to watch a good movie

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Death Stranding.jpg

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Both of these happen in the movie. The cheeseburger was meaningful to the Chef because his first job was at McDonalds. Anya describes her previous encounter with the rich letch.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I bet they took out any mention of cannibalism because of 'Bones and All' coming out this weekend as well.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you should be happy being poor and overworked
          >any criticism of this is goyslop

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The hero of the working class is a rich celebrity chef who's just a delusional asshole, the evil privileged people are just generic retards who control nothing, food critics and people who probably slighted the writer IRL. It's a dumb movie.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much

        Rich privileged foodies pay a bunch of money to go to a secluded island and eat food cooked by a famous chef, chef is asshurt that they don't give him enough respect for cooking food, despite the fact that they all worship him, he and his cooking crew kill them all one by one. It's goyslop meant to pacify and please the, "eat the rich" type redditors.

        The worst part was there was no twist, and it was exactly what was on the tin, he kills the people for not appreciating him and everyone commits suicide except for the girl who asked for a cheeseburger. It's so pathetic, nobody fights back, nobody stands up for themselves, and in the end all the diners get turned into human smores and get burned alive as the restaurant burns down, and they just sit and accept it despite the only thing holding them down is a jacket made of marshmallows.

        There was also barely any motivation to kill the people other than be an asshole. While there were people who committed fraud and others who cheated on their spouse, this one pair he doesn't like because he thought an actor was just in a shitty movie that ruined his day, and he didn't like another girl who didn't have to take out loans for college.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the point of the actor and the college girl is to show that the chef is completely unhinged and is killing people for no fucking reason

          [...]
          Well looks like they improved on it a bit more and it really needed it. There was no context for the whole burger thing in the scripts IIRC.The first script was very amatuerish and it really felt like the writers had no real knowledge of food/restruant culture and didn't know how to write dialogue that felt like actual humans were talking. The second draft I read improved on those things greatly but it stilll felt like a weak/stupid plot. How did this even get picked up?

          [...]
          >The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
          Yes and the old script also featured Daniel Radcliffe, the actor as a xharacter. The chef wanted to kill him because he hated his movie Victor Frankenstein. I guess this was supposed to be funny. Fucking cringe

          They didn't improve on it. It's heavily sanitized from the second script and the most important part (the ending) is completely cut from the film. In the movie, the chef starts the fire and is the first to burn.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the point of the actor and the college girl is to show that the chef is completely unhinged and is killing people for no fucking reason
            The point is it was fucking stupid. You can't have an "eat the rich" message, and then have rich people not doing anything wrong. At least make up they wanted to do something scummy for their TV show plans. And the fact that they just accept death for that is pretty pathetic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody fights back, nobody stands up for themselves
          This is how liberals live their own lives, so they write everyone like that.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Eye wrangler not doing his job.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I was trapped there by the very end I would have told everyone that this fuckers are going to burn us alive so better all of us get killed by knives and guns than too give this maniacs the satisfaction of ending their bullshit.
    What would have happened if they listen to me and bum rush everyone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >3 young tech bros
      >one middle-aged assistant critic
      >one old actor with a bad back
      >one elderly man missing a finger
      >2 old women
      >2 young women
      vs.
      >20+ buff kitchen staff armed with knives

      What do you think would happen if they bum rush everyone?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We get killed by knives and guns and they get asshurt we made their art worse so we all die overall happier and they die overall sadder/madder so I'll say it's better than the real ending.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alien woman is hawt but this movie probably sucks

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You think this was Mark Mylod metaphorically talking about himself and what he thinks of movie culture?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it out?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Released today in the US

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        can't find a cam

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I watch it online

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yify has a rip up on Demonoid

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dont care about skinny anya

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ralph fiennes
    might give it a shot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the best part of the movie.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you shouldn't pull your hair back so tight like that it can cause alopatia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      smooth bald ayy please and thank you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sex

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was one of the Blacklist screenplays from 2019 or some shit. Anyone read them? They're usually cringe as fuck

    https://deadline.com/2021/12/the-black-list-2021-screenplays-list-scripts-1234890009/amp/

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Multiple people have brought up the screenplay itt. I've both read it and seen the movie. The main differences:

      They completely change the ending. In the script, there is a documentary crew filming the entire dinner. After the restaurant burns and everyone but the ayylmao dies, first responders in the morning find the chef's head, hands holding a copy of the menu, and a tape of the dinner in a fireproof safe. In the movie, the chef dies in the fire.

      In the script, the female chef forces all of the male diners to drop their pants and underwear and eat her course out of dog bowls with their genitals exposed. In the movie, they replace this with a retarded game of hide-and-seek where the male diners get a 45 second head start to run from the kitchen staff.

      In the script, Anya is a wife in a loveless marriage to her foodie husband pining for the days when their relationship was good. In the movie (and the older version of the script) she is a prostitute who is accompanying the man while being paid.

      In the script, the foodie is forced to use literal shit in his dish after "asking" for it as an ingredient. He is then "demoted" to dishwasher for being a shit chef and he does that job until the restaurant burns down.

      Overall, I would say the film is worse than the final script. The only improvement is them going back to the hooker storyline (which was in the original script anyways).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The changed stuff from the script would have made it edgier, but it wouldn't have saved such an unsubtle, cringe story.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did the Orcs have the concept of a menu? Did they have Orc restaurants?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care if it is, I watch media on a point based system
    Interesting trailer is 1 point
    It "seems cool" to me is 5 points
    Critics like it is 0 points
    Critics call it a must watch is -2 points
    /misc/ likes it...1 point if it seems normal, -5 points if it seems "arthouse", -9999 points if it seems like pedoshit
    If someone tells me I get to see tits, that's 3 points
    Full female nudity is 10 points, doesn't count if she's wearing a fake bush to cover up, and full nude from back only is 5 points only
    Horror or action or fantasy is +1 point, romcom or drama is -1
    For a modern audience etcetc -30 points
    From a studio heavily associated with that esg score bullshit, -15 by itself
    Race or gender swap characters -25
    Woman pees in it +5, +10 if main character
    You can actually see her peeing and it's not some fake lame scene +99
    And she's Asian or some exotic tribal gene group +10
    Director or actors have some dumb shit to say about muh social message -99

    I usually don't watch anything below a 5 or so

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If that was me in this situation I'd eat a tub of baked beans before going to the diner and when the killing starts I'd pull my pants down and go "UH OH! STINKY!" and then immediately start defecating everywhere and throwing my shit at the kitchen staff and the food so that way they'd give me a bullet to the head instead of torturing me.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So is it a general rule of thumb that the script of any original movie not made by a big name or established writer/director can be found online before the movie's out?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This particular one was from "the black list" which is an annually published list of the top 10 unproduced scripts in Hollywood. They are all free to view online. Some films like The Black Phone are based on publicly available short stories (and the film is a very close adaptation). But for most movies, the answer is no.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    already watched Flux Gourmet this year, I'll pass on this drivel

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Have her lay off the Adderal and eat a few cheeseburgers, problem solved architect style
    This guy doesn't like alien woman

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She ate a cheeseburger in the movie

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thats not saying much

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How does the chef get “humiliated” in the burger scene?

    In the version of the script that I read: the foodie’s wife calls his food pretentious and asks for a normal burger. He cooks for her and the burger turns out to be delicious, like the best burger she’s ever had. He seems quite happy about it so he lets her go.

    Did they change this as well?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's more or less what happens

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because through the whole movie she crawl under their skin by not being a foodie.
      Then she just showed them their happiness could have been attain if only they had the balls to follow what they truly want.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had the worst theater experience of my life at this fucking movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They should remake this movie but instead of a Chef he's a film director killing critics and the heroine has to watch a Marvel movie to get out.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anya is my cute mommy

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell is an high-end escort “working class”?
    Just because she “provides” a “service”? That’s retarded.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In the draft of the script that I read she was the foodie’s wife. He was a well off lawyer while she’s a public worker.

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