She wears a borderline sheer dress for the entire movie. She plays a prostitute that a client brought to dinner because the restaurant only accepts reservations for two.
I just got out of it, this movie sucked. The first half was pretty good and an engaging mystery but the second half just gets nonsensical with an uncertainty of its direction or narrative focus.
I guess you could say the movie was... half baked.
Rich privileged foodies pay a bunch of money to go to a secluded island and eat food cooked by a famous chef, chef is asshurt that they don't give him enough respect for cooking food, despite the fact that they all worship him, he and his cooking crew kill them all one by one. It's goyslop meant to pacify and please the, "eat the rich" type redditors.
So there isn't a twist like he was cooking humans or anything? The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
Anya isn't one of the privileged buttholes. One of the foodies had his date cancel, so he hires Ayna (an escort) to accompany him. The Chef recognizes Anya as fellow working class and doesn't really want to kill her, though she obviously thinks what he's doing is wrong. The crux of the movie is their relationship.
>The Chef recognizes Anya as fellow working class
I thought the chef was some famous high class pretentious chef? Why would he relate with a hooker?
1 year ago
Anonymous
The hooker wasn't supposed to be there. Her john broke up with his gf and then hired her to go to the dinner because the restaurant only took reservations for two people.
The chef was previously a fry cook. He was happy doing that before he eventually lost his passion while serving obscenely wealthy people.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Honestly it just sounds like the plot of Chef, but instead of opening up a food truck and cooking what he is actually passionate about, he just murders a bunch of people.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Chef was cringe as frick. Pure goyslop. >hurr, le cooking is an art >makes a grilled cheese samwich
I hate Reddit so much.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>The chef was previously a fry cook. He was happy doing that before he eventually lost his passion while serving obscenely wealthy people.
So its basically that one scene in Pig in the restaurant but turned into a gay horror / killer movie instead of a profound emotional movie
1 year ago
Anonymous
the final boss, is le feelings we get along the way
1 year ago
Anonymous
he says he's able to recognize when anyone is a "service worker" and they bond briefly, very briefly, over that.
This was the most predictable twist I've ever seen in a while. I think you'd have to be a complete idiot to not think it didn't go this way some way or another.
the famous head chef is a psycho who has gotten tired of cooking and he has a cult of kitchen staff willing to die for him, they think it's performance art or the epitome of cooking or something
Is there no better twist to it? Because I predicted that was basically it from the trailer that it was some revenge plot by a butthurt celebrity chef
This was the most predictable twist I've ever seen in a while. I think you'd have to be a complete idiot to not think it didn't go this way some way or another.
In the script, the end is when Anya telks the chef that his food sucks and demends a cheeseburger. This is supposed to be profound for some fricking reason so the chef makes her a cheeseburger and lets her go. Does this hapoen in the movie. Also, in the old script, Anya is a high class hooker who used to frick the rich old man so that was kind of a twist but they took it out in the new script
So there isn't a twist like he was cooking humans or anything? The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
It's funny how many people were anticipating cannibalism with this. Would have been a better movie than this pretencious bullshit
>In the script, the end is when Anya telks the chef that his food sucks and demends a cheeseburger. This is supposed to be profound for some fricking reason so the chef makes her a cheeseburger and lets her go. Does this hapoen in the movie.
Yes, but they expand on the script. When Anya goes into the chef's cabin she sees a few old pictures of him and the only one he's smiling in shows him working as a fry cook at a burger joint >Also, in the old script, Anya is a high class hooker who used to frick the rich old man so that was kind of a twist but they took it out in the new script
This made it into the movie. Instead of being the foodie's wife, she's back to being a prostitute.
Both of these happen in the movie. The cheeseburger was meaningful to the Chef because his first job was at McDonalds. Anya describes her previous encounter with the rich letch.
Well looks like they improved on it a bit more and it really needed it. There was no context for the whole burger thing in the scripts IIRC.The first script was very amatuerish and it really felt like the writers had no real knowledge of food/restruant culture and didn't know how to write dialogue that felt like actual humans were talking. The second draft I read improved on those things greatly but it stilll felt like a weak/stupid plot. How did this even get picked up?
So there isn't a twist like he was cooking humans or anything? The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
>The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
Yes and the old script also featured Daniel Radcliffe, the actor as a xharacter. The chef wanted to kill him because he hated his movie Victor Frankenstein. I guess this was supposed to be funny. Fricking cringe
1 year ago
Anonymous
>How did this even get picked up?
In the film, the prostitute breaks into the chef's home and finds that he's miserable in all his photos except the one where he cooks burgers. She then realized that was his passion.
>The chef wanted to kill him because he hated his movie Victor Frankenstein. I guess this was supposed to be funny. Fricking cringe
This also was in the film, but instead of Daniel Radcliffe it was a made up actor with a made up bad movie. The actor even protests saying he didn't write or direct it, the chef just says "Don't care you ruined my Sunday". He then tells his date that she deserves to die because she didn't have to take out college loans.
1 year ago
Anonymous
what about her date? The guy who plays Beast from Xmen, how does he die?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Suicide by hanging. He's freaking about about the whole experience the entire time, apparently he knew from the beginning they were all going to die anyway but still obsessed over it. The chef then asks him to cook something, he does really excitedly but it was terrible. The chef tells him his cooking sucks and he walks off and hangs himself.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>apparently he knew from the beginning they were all going to die anyway but still obsessed over it
what? How did he know he was going to a restaurant to die?
1 year ago
Anonymous
The chef reveals he emailed him months ago about the arrangements for the dinner tonight and Beast agreed to it, that they were corresponding for months and knew it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
that makes them both moronic
1 year ago
Anonymous
I mean yeah he's insane.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>The chef tells him his cooking sucks and he walks off and hangs himself.
This sounds like such a stupid movie.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The chef was obviously really crazy so I really really really wanted him and the rest of his crazy group to get assblasted when it turns out he learned how to cook excellent excellent food.
I actively fantasize that the movie then ends because chef tells everyone he just ruined the art by making good food so he tells the staff that they should just kill themselves and let the rest of them go.
I mean I feel like that's something he would legitimately do right?
1 year ago
Anonymous
The movie should've ended with the cheeseburger humiliation. What should've been the ending if they really wanted the eat the rich, chef was really a killer twist (which already wasn't a twist, and I would have done otherwise but whatever) was have this:
>Chef gets humiliated with the burger moment >Re-evaluates himself and his actions, that this treatment of food as some hoity toity art form was the reason he no longer enjoyed it >Starts to actually cook proper food for everyone before easing up and letting everyone go, is a bit in shambles and even the other cooks aren't sure what's going on >Says he'll do the desert course, opens the doors >as everyone walks out, he burns the place down in humiliation rather than the actual ending where he holds to his ideology >Everyone walks outside, stranded on the island, re-evaluating how they got where they are, movie ends.
It's still not a good ending, but it makes more sense.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Actually yeah that would have been great too. Also cheesy, lol, but what if we cut to him as a prison cook smiling because he gets to do creative and good tasting food out of garbage ingredients.
1 year ago
Anonymous
That's also fine, pretty good. Honestly anything is better than the actual ending, it was really stupid for him to be humiliated by the girl, let her go, and then continue with his plan while everyone else just sits there and agrees to die without much fuss.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah there's something very animalistic, specially in rich people, about seeing someone getting that privilege like that.
At that point I think everyone would have him rush them out of spite like
If I was trapped there by the very end I would have told everyone that this frickers are going to burn us alive so better all of us get killed by knives and guns than too give this maniacs the satisfaction of ending their bullshit.
What would have happened if they listen to me and bum rush everyone.
>3 young tech bros >one middle-aged assistant critic >one old actor with a bad back >one elderly man missing a finger >2 old women >2 young women
vs. >20+ buff kitchen staff armed with knives
What do you think would happen if they bum rush everyone?
We get killed by knives and guns and they get asshurt we made their art worse so we all die overall happier and they die overall sadder/madder so I'll say it's better than the real ending.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The whole point of the scene where they pay for the meal is that the diners have accepted their fate. They've tried everything, come up short every time, and the chef may have even done a decent job of convincing them that they deserve to die.
1 year ago
Anonymous
But why did they accept their fate? Are you that much of a pussy that you don't even stand up for yourself? They even get called out for doing exactly that, he chastises them for not doing enough to save their own skins.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It contrasts them with Anya who finds her way out cleverly.
They should remake this movie but instead of a Chef he's a film director killing critics and the heroine has to watch a Marvel movie to get out.
My shitty experience was because there was a literal unaccompanied moron playing youtube videos on his phone for the entire runtime and no usher was willing to call him out for it. Multiple people (including myself) confronted him and told him to stop and were disregarded. The movie was ok. I'm not going to get jail time for punching a moron.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It contrasts them with my desire to watch a good movie
Both of these happen in the movie. The cheeseburger was meaningful to the Chef because his first job was at McDonalds. Anya describes her previous encounter with the rich letch.
The hero of the working class is a rich celebrity chef who's just a delusional butthole, the evil privileged people are just generic morons who control nothing, food critics and people who probably slighted the writer IRL. It's a dumb movie.
Rich privileged foodies pay a bunch of money to go to a secluded island and eat food cooked by a famous chef, chef is asshurt that they don't give him enough respect for cooking food, despite the fact that they all worship him, he and his cooking crew kill them all one by one. It's goyslop meant to pacify and please the, "eat the rich" type redditors.
The worst part was there was no twist, and it was exactly what was on the tin, he kills the people for not appreciating him and everyone commits suicide except for the girl who asked for a cheeseburger. It's so pathetic, nobody fights back, nobody stands up for themselves, and in the end all the diners get turned into human smores and get burned alive as the restaurant burns down, and they just sit and accept it despite the only thing holding them down is a jacket made of marshmallows.
There was also barely any motivation to kill the people other than be an butthole. While there were people who committed fraud and others who cheated on their spouse, this one pair he doesn't like because he thought an actor was just in a shitty movie that ruined his day, and he didn't like another girl who didn't have to take out loans for college.
the point of the actor and the college girl is to show that the chef is completely unhinged and is killing people for no fricking reason
[...]
Well looks like they improved on it a bit more and it really needed it. There was no context for the whole burger thing in the scripts IIRC.The first script was very amatuerish and it really felt like the writers had no real knowledge of food/restruant culture and didn't know how to write dialogue that felt like actual humans were talking. The second draft I read improved on those things greatly but it stilll felt like a weak/stupid plot. How did this even get picked up?
[...] >The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
Yes and the old script also featured Daniel Radcliffe, the actor as a xharacter. The chef wanted to kill him because he hated his movie Victor Frankenstein. I guess this was supposed to be funny. Fricking cringe
They didn't improve on it. It's heavily sanitized from the second script and the most important part (the ending) is completely cut from the film. In the movie, the chef starts the fire and is the first to burn.
>the point of the actor and the college girl is to show that the chef is completely unhinged and is killing people for no fricking reason
The point is it was fricking stupid. You can't have an "eat the rich" message, and then have rich people not doing anything wrong. At least make up they wanted to do something scummy for their TV show plans. And the fact that they just accept death for that is pretty pathetic.
If I was trapped there by the very end I would have told everyone that this frickers are going to burn us alive so better all of us get killed by knives and guns than too give this maniacs the satisfaction of ending their bullshit.
What would have happened if they listen to me and bum rush everyone.
>3 young tech bros >one middle-aged assistant critic >one old actor with a bad back >one elderly man missing a finger >2 old women >2 young women
vs. >20+ buff kitchen staff armed with knives
What do you think would happen if they bum rush everyone?
We get killed by knives and guns and they get asshurt we made their art worse so we all die overall happier and they die overall sadder/madder so I'll say it's better than the real ending.
Multiple people have brought up the screenplay itt. I've both read it and seen the movie. The main differences:
They completely change the ending. In the script, there is a documentary crew filming the entire dinner. After the restaurant burns and everyone but the ayylmao dies, first responders in the morning find the chef's head, hands holding a copy of the menu, and a tape of the dinner in a fireproof safe. In the movie, the chef dies in the fire.
In the script, the female chef forces all of the male diners to drop their pants and underwear and eat her course out of dog bowls with their genitals exposed. In the movie, they replace this with a moronic game of hide-and-seek where the male diners get a 45 second head start to run from the kitchen staff.
In the script, Anya is a wife in a loveless marriage to her foodie husband pining for the days when their relationship was good. In the movie (and the older version of the script) she is a prostitute who is accompanying the man while being paid.
In the script, the foodie is forced to use literal shit in his dish after "asking" for it as an ingredient. He is then "demoted" to dishwasher for being a shit chef and he does that job until the restaurant burns down.
Overall, I would say the film is worse than the final script. The only improvement is them going back to the hooker storyline (which was in the original script anyways).
Don't care if it is, I watch media on a point based system
Interesting trailer is 1 point
It "seems cool" to me is 5 points
Critics like it is 0 points
Critics call it a must watch is -2 points
Cinemaphile likes it...1 point if it seems normal, -5 points if it seems "arthouse", -9999 points if it seems like pedoshit
If someone tells me I get to see breasts, that's 3 points
Full female nudity is 10 points, doesn't count if she's wearing a fake bush to cover up, and full nude from back only is 5 points only
Horror or action or fantasy is +1 point, romcom or drama is -1
For a modern audience etcetc -30 points
From a studio heavily associated with that esg score bullshit, -15 by itself
Race or gender swap characters -25
Woman pees in it +5, +10 if main character
You can actually see her peeing and it's not some fake lame scene +99
And she's Asian or some exotic tribal gene group +10
Director or actors have some dumb shit to say about muh social message -99
If that was me in this situation I'd eat a tub of baked beans before going to the diner and when the killing starts I'd pull my pants down and go "UH OH! STINKY!" and then immediately start defecating everywhere and throwing my shit at the kitchen staff and the food so that way they'd give me a bullet to the head instead of torturing me.
So is it a general rule of thumb that the script of any original movie not made by a big name or established writer/director can be found online before the movie's out?
This particular one was from "the black list" which is an annually published list of the top 10 unproduced scripts in Hollywood. They are all free to view online. Some films like The Black Phone are based on publicly available short stories (and the film is a very close adaptation). But for most movies, the answer is no.
How does the chef get “humiliated” in the burger scene?
In the version of the script that I read: the foodie’s wife calls his food pretentious and asks for a normal burger. He cooks for her and the burger turns out to be delicious, like the best burger she’s ever had. He seems quite happy about it so he lets her go.
Because through the whole movie she crawl under their skin by not being a foodie.
Then she just showed them their happiness could have been attain if only they had the balls to follow what they truly want.
>this is unironically one of the best films of the year.
Why? Isn't it just "le privelegd whites are le bad for liking food!"
>The Menu
yeah I'll have her, rare please
I'll have the same thing but spitroasted, well done
I would browse her menu, if you get I what order
I don't blame you for trying to make a little money doing marketing anon. get that bread.
>reverse Ratatouille
a little guy in a rat's hat? I'd watch that
Rats being controlled by tiny humans?
No. It's inverse Pig.
Why won't Anya return my calls?
>Cinemaphilegays get mocked
fricking kino
Buy a banner or frick off, Goldbergsteinman.
a 7.5/10 on imdb. I guess it's mediocre unless you're really into the genre.
so sure 'one of the best' if you count the top 100 I guess.
>he follows online rating systems
A bunch of morons and shitskins use that shit and give any non-capeshit movie a 1. Rating systems are dead
you're stupid. I take into account that brainlets overrate it (that's why I take only 8/10 with a few thousand votes seriously).
also there are exceptions (e.g. Indian films are obviously overrated above that (you probably need 9.9/10 for those)).
imdb always trends low for whatever reason. A 5 on imdb is a good film. A 3 is average. I'd assume a 7 means it's a fricking masterpiece.
go to bed ayynya gay
>ugh what if one of those overly serious fancy restaurant was actually a Saw type thing that tortures uber-rich diners
any good cute/lewd anyas lately bros? i haven't seen any in a while
Saw some dope deepfakes over on /gif/. One had dudes pissing in her mouth.
She wears a borderline sheer dress for the entire movie. She plays a prostitute that a client brought to dinner because the restaurant only accepts reservations for two.
>no singles policy: the movie
She would look so much prettier if she wasn't on coke
Facts. She's beginning to look downright fricking gaunt.
I thought it was another le heckin angry chefs movie from the poster
It literally is.
It was good but the director butchered a script that was very good.
>butchered
I see what you did there
sneeds back on the menu goys
>being a cook is le haaaard
nobody cares, oven monkey
I just got out of it, this movie sucked. The first half was pretty good and an engaging mystery but the second half just gets nonsensical with an uncertainty of its direction or narrative focus.
I guess you could say the movie was... half baked.
Tell me what happens so I don't spend 10 bucks watching this
Rich privileged foodies pay a bunch of money to go to a secluded island and eat food cooked by a famous chef, chef is asshurt that they don't give him enough respect for cooking food, despite the fact that they all worship him, he and his cooking crew kill them all one by one. It's goyslop meant to pacify and please the, "eat the rich" type redditors.
Guy Fieri would never do that, they should've eaten at one of his restaurants.
Is there no better twist to it? Because I predicted that was basically it from the trailer that it was some revenge plot by a butthurt celebrity chef
Anya isn't one of the privileged buttholes. One of the foodies had his date cancel, so he hires Ayna (an escort) to accompany him. The Chef recognizes Anya as fellow working class and doesn't really want to kill her, though she obviously thinks what he's doing is wrong. The crux of the movie is their relationship.
>The Chef recognizes Anya as fellow working class
I thought the chef was some famous high class pretentious chef? Why would he relate with a hooker?
The hooker wasn't supposed to be there. Her john broke up with his gf and then hired her to go to the dinner because the restaurant only took reservations for two people.
The chef was previously a fry cook. He was happy doing that before he eventually lost his passion while serving obscenely wealthy people.
Honestly it just sounds like the plot of Chef, but instead of opening up a food truck and cooking what he is actually passionate about, he just murders a bunch of people.
Chef was cringe as frick. Pure goyslop.
>hurr, le cooking is an art
>makes a grilled cheese samwich
I hate Reddit so much.
>The chef was previously a fry cook. He was happy doing that before he eventually lost his passion while serving obscenely wealthy people.
So its basically that one scene in Pig in the restaurant but turned into a gay horror / killer movie instead of a profound emotional movie
the final boss, is le feelings we get along the way
he says he's able to recognize when anyone is a "service worker" and they bond briefly, very briefly, over that.
This was the most predictable twist I've ever seen in a while. I think you'd have to be a complete idiot to not think it didn't go this way some way or another.
So there isn't a twist like he was cooking humans or anything? The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
the famous head chef is a psycho who has gotten tired of cooking and he has a cult of kitchen staff willing to die for him, they think it's performance art or the epitome of cooking or something
no, the chef has abitrary reasons for killing everyone
Sounds like skip for me
In the script, the end is when Anya telks the chef that his food sucks and demends a cheeseburger. This is supposed to be profound for some fricking reason so the chef makes her a cheeseburger and lets her go. Does this hapoen in the movie. Also, in the old script, Anya is a high class hooker who used to frick the rich old man so that was kind of a twist but they took it out in the new script
It's funny how many people were anticipating cannibalism with this. Would have been a better movie than this pretencious bullshit
Who's the methhead?
>In the script, the end is when Anya telks the chef that his food sucks and demends a cheeseburger. This is supposed to be profound for some fricking reason so the chef makes her a cheeseburger and lets her go. Does this hapoen in the movie.
Yes, but they expand on the script. When Anya goes into the chef's cabin she sees a few old pictures of him and the only one he's smiling in shows him working as a fry cook at a burger joint
>Also, in the old script, Anya is a high class hooker who used to frick the rich old man so that was kind of a twist but they took it out in the new script
This made it into the movie. Instead of being the foodie's wife, she's back to being a prostitute.
Well looks like they improved on it a bit more and it really needed it. There was no context for the whole burger thing in the scripts IIRC.The first script was very amatuerish and it really felt like the writers had no real knowledge of food/restruant culture and didn't know how to write dialogue that felt like actual humans were talking. The second draft I read improved on those things greatly but it stilll felt like a weak/stupid plot. How did this even get picked up?
>The chefs just kill the guests because they were butthurt?
Yes and the old script also featured Daniel Radcliffe, the actor as a xharacter. The chef wanted to kill him because he hated his movie Victor Frankenstein. I guess this was supposed to be funny. Fricking cringe
>How did this even get picked up?
In the film, the prostitute breaks into the chef's home and finds that he's miserable in all his photos except the one where he cooks burgers. She then realized that was his passion.
>The chef wanted to kill him because he hated his movie Victor Frankenstein. I guess this was supposed to be funny. Fricking cringe
This also was in the film, but instead of Daniel Radcliffe it was a made up actor with a made up bad movie. The actor even protests saying he didn't write or direct it, the chef just says "Don't care you ruined my Sunday". He then tells his date that she deserves to die because she didn't have to take out college loans.
what about her date? The guy who plays Beast from Xmen, how does he die?
Suicide by hanging. He's freaking about about the whole experience the entire time, apparently he knew from the beginning they were all going to die anyway but still obsessed over it. The chef then asks him to cook something, he does really excitedly but it was terrible. The chef tells him his cooking sucks and he walks off and hangs himself.
>apparently he knew from the beginning they were all going to die anyway but still obsessed over it
what? How did he know he was going to a restaurant to die?
The chef reveals he emailed him months ago about the arrangements for the dinner tonight and Beast agreed to it, that they were corresponding for months and knew it.
that makes them both moronic
I mean yeah he's insane.
>The chef tells him his cooking sucks and he walks off and hangs himself.
This sounds like such a stupid movie.
The chef was obviously really crazy so I really really really wanted him and the rest of his crazy group to get assblasted when it turns out he learned how to cook excellent excellent food.
I actively fantasize that the movie then ends because chef tells everyone he just ruined the art by making good food so he tells the staff that they should just kill themselves and let the rest of them go.
I mean I feel like that's something he would legitimately do right?
The movie should've ended with the cheeseburger humiliation. What should've been the ending if they really wanted the eat the rich, chef was really a killer twist (which already wasn't a twist, and I would have done otherwise but whatever) was have this:
>Chef gets humiliated with the burger moment
>Re-evaluates himself and his actions, that this treatment of food as some hoity toity art form was the reason he no longer enjoyed it
>Starts to actually cook proper food for everyone before easing up and letting everyone go, is a bit in shambles and even the other cooks aren't sure what's going on
>Says he'll do the desert course, opens the doors
>as everyone walks out, he burns the place down in humiliation rather than the actual ending where he holds to his ideology
>Everyone walks outside, stranded on the island, re-evaluating how they got where they are, movie ends.
It's still not a good ending, but it makes more sense.
Actually yeah that would have been great too. Also cheesy, lol, but what if we cut to him as a prison cook smiling because he gets to do creative and good tasting food out of garbage ingredients.
That's also fine, pretty good. Honestly anything is better than the actual ending, it was really stupid for him to be humiliated by the girl, let her go, and then continue with his plan while everyone else just sits there and agrees to die without much fuss.
Yeah there's something very animalistic, specially in rich people, about seeing someone getting that privilege like that.
At that point I think everyone would have him rush them out of spite like
The whole point of the scene where they pay for the meal is that the diners have accepted their fate. They've tried everything, come up short every time, and the chef may have even done a decent job of convincing them that they deserve to die.
But why did they accept their fate? Are you that much of a pussy that you don't even stand up for yourself? They even get called out for doing exactly that, he chastises them for not doing enough to save their own skins.
It contrasts them with Anya who finds her way out cleverly.
My shitty experience was because there was a literal unaccompanied moron playing youtube videos on his phone for the entire runtime and no usher was willing to call him out for it. Multiple people (including myself) confronted him and told him to stop and were disregarded. The movie was ok. I'm not going to get jail time for punching a moron.
It contrasts them with my desire to watch a good movie
>Death Stranding.jpg
Both of these happen in the movie. The cheeseburger was meaningful to the Chef because his first job was at McDonalds. Anya describes her previous encounter with the rich letch.
I bet they took out any mention of cannibalism because of 'Bones and All' coming out this weekend as well.
>you should be happy being poor and overworked
>any criticism of this is goyslop
The hero of the working class is a rich celebrity chef who's just a delusional butthole, the evil privileged people are just generic morons who control nothing, food critics and people who probably slighted the writer IRL. It's a dumb movie.
Pretty much
The worst part was there was no twist, and it was exactly what was on the tin, he kills the people for not appreciating him and everyone commits suicide except for the girl who asked for a cheeseburger. It's so pathetic, nobody fights back, nobody stands up for themselves, and in the end all the diners get turned into human smores and get burned alive as the restaurant burns down, and they just sit and accept it despite the only thing holding them down is a jacket made of marshmallows.
There was also barely any motivation to kill the people other than be an butthole. While there were people who committed fraud and others who cheated on their spouse, this one pair he doesn't like because he thought an actor was just in a shitty movie that ruined his day, and he didn't like another girl who didn't have to take out loans for college.
the point of the actor and the college girl is to show that the chef is completely unhinged and is killing people for no fricking reason
They didn't improve on it. It's heavily sanitized from the second script and the most important part (the ending) is completely cut from the film. In the movie, the chef starts the fire and is the first to burn.
>the point of the actor and the college girl is to show that the chef is completely unhinged and is killing people for no fricking reason
The point is it was fricking stupid. You can't have an "eat the rich" message, and then have rich people not doing anything wrong. At least make up they wanted to do something scummy for their TV show plans. And the fact that they just accept death for that is pretty pathetic.
>nobody fights back, nobody stands up for themselves
This is how liberals live their own lives, so they write everyone like that.
Eye wrangler not doing his job.
If I was trapped there by the very end I would have told everyone that this frickers are going to burn us alive so better all of us get killed by knives and guns than too give this maniacs the satisfaction of ending their bullshit.
What would have happened if they listen to me and bum rush everyone.
>3 young tech bros
>one middle-aged assistant critic
>one old actor with a bad back
>one elderly man missing a finger
>2 old women
>2 young women
vs.
>20+ buff kitchen staff armed with knives
What do you think would happen if they bum rush everyone?
We get killed by knives and guns and they get asshurt we made their art worse so we all die overall happier and they die overall sadder/madder so I'll say it's better than the real ending.
Alien woman is hawt but this movie probably sucks
You think this was Mark Mylod metaphorically talking about himself and what he thinks of movie culture?
is it out?
Released today in the US
can't find a cam
Where can I watch it online
Yify has a rip up on Demonoid
dont care about skinny anya
>ralph fiennes
might give it a shot.
Honestly the best part of the movie.
What went wrong?
you shouldn't pull your hair back so tight like that it can cause alopatia
smooth bald ayy please and thank you
sex
This was one of the Blacklist screenplays from 2019 or some shit. Anyone read them? They're usually cringe as frick
https://deadline.com/2021/12/the-black-list-2021-screenplays-list-scripts-1234890009/amp/
Multiple people have brought up the screenplay itt. I've both read it and seen the movie. The main differences:
They completely change the ending. In the script, there is a documentary crew filming the entire dinner. After the restaurant burns and everyone but the ayylmao dies, first responders in the morning find the chef's head, hands holding a copy of the menu, and a tape of the dinner in a fireproof safe. In the movie, the chef dies in the fire.
In the script, the female chef forces all of the male diners to drop their pants and underwear and eat her course out of dog bowls with their genitals exposed. In the movie, they replace this with a moronic game of hide-and-seek where the male diners get a 45 second head start to run from the kitchen staff.
In the script, Anya is a wife in a loveless marriage to her foodie husband pining for the days when their relationship was good. In the movie (and the older version of the script) she is a prostitute who is accompanying the man while being paid.
In the script, the foodie is forced to use literal shit in his dish after "asking" for it as an ingredient. He is then "demoted" to dishwasher for being a shit chef and he does that job until the restaurant burns down.
Overall, I would say the film is worse than the final script. The only improvement is them going back to the hooker storyline (which was in the original script anyways).
The changed stuff from the script would have made it edgier, but it wouldn't have saved such an unsubtle, cringe story.
How did the Orcs have the concept of a menu? Did they have Orc restaurants?
Don't care if it is, I watch media on a point based system
Interesting trailer is 1 point
It "seems cool" to me is 5 points
Critics like it is 0 points
Critics call it a must watch is -2 points
Cinemaphile likes it...1 point if it seems normal, -5 points if it seems "arthouse", -9999 points if it seems like pedoshit
If someone tells me I get to see breasts, that's 3 points
Full female nudity is 10 points, doesn't count if she's wearing a fake bush to cover up, and full nude from back only is 5 points only
Horror or action or fantasy is +1 point, romcom or drama is -1
For a modern audience etcetc -30 points
From a studio heavily associated with that esg score bullshit, -15 by itself
Race or gender swap characters -25
Woman pees in it +5, +10 if main character
You can actually see her peeing and it's not some fake lame scene +99
And she's Asian or some exotic tribal gene group +10
Director or actors have some dumb shit to say about muh social message -99
I usually don't watch anything below a 5 or so
If that was me in this situation I'd eat a tub of baked beans before going to the diner and when the killing starts I'd pull my pants down and go "UH OH! STINKY!" and then immediately start defecating everywhere and throwing my shit at the kitchen staff and the food so that way they'd give me a bullet to the head instead of torturing me.
So is it a general rule of thumb that the script of any original movie not made by a big name or established writer/director can be found online before the movie's out?
This particular one was from "the black list" which is an annually published list of the top 10 unproduced scripts in Hollywood. They are all free to view online. Some films like The Black Phone are based on publicly available short stories (and the film is a very close adaptation). But for most movies, the answer is no.
already watched Flux Gourmet this year, I'll pass on this drivel
Have her lay off the Adderal and eat a few cheeseburgers, problem solved architect style
This guy doesn't like alien woman
She ate a cheeseburger in the movie
thats not saying much
How does the chef get “humiliated” in the burger scene?
In the version of the script that I read: the foodie’s wife calls his food pretentious and asks for a normal burger. He cooks for her and the burger turns out to be delicious, like the best burger she’s ever had. He seems quite happy about it so he lets her go.
Did they change this as well?
that's more or less what happens
Because through the whole movie she crawl under their skin by not being a foodie.
Then she just showed them their happiness could have been attain if only they had the balls to follow what they truly want.
I had the worst theater experience of my life at this fricking movie.
They should remake this movie but instead of a Chef he's a film director killing critics and the heroine has to watch a Marvel movie to get out.
anya is my cute mommy
How the hell is an high-end escort “working class”?
Just because she “provides” a “service”? That’s moronic.
In the draft of the script that I read she was the foodie’s wife. He was a well off lawyer while she’s a public worker.