>the moment Star Wars died

>the moment Star Wars died

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek stay mad chuddie
    with every day that passes the sequel trilogy rises in public estimation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with every day that passes the sequel trilogy rises in public estimation
      Top tier delusion

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really only enjoyed episodes 1-3.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luke doesn't die
    Kylo turns to the light in Episode 9
    Rey turns to the dark side in Episode 9
    Kylo and Luke get killed by Rey and becomes the Sith Empress over the galaxy

    There, fixed the Disney nu-wars, now you can build up another trilogy around a charismatic actor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rey killing Luke would be met with even more backlash than what happened.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eyo dees yt peepo don season dey sand

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the moment Star Wars died

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If someone held a gun to my head and said I had to choose between watching this ten times in a row or the nutrilogy start to finish I’d pick phantom menace every time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If someone had a gun to my head and had me choose between eating fresh foul diarrhea or solidified years old shit, I’d choose the solidified years old shit as well.

        How????

        By being made

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How????

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black people in original and prequel trilogy good
    >black people in sequel trilogy bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sad part is this had potential. If they had explored the internal struggle of a stormtrooper torn between a sense of duty and his morals for more than 15 seconds it could have been watchable at least. Also going with an actor who doesn’t look like he was lured into the set with a bag of mangos would have been smart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like a bag of bananas.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he still seething?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the pasta

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the moment star wars died

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deh

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually find him likeable or charismatic? I still don't understand the casting choice. Obviously they're trying to appeal to black people but could they really not get anyone better?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of the male characters in Nu Wars were likable or charismatic. Po came closest but they were careful to totally emasculate him in the second film to make sure nobody found him admirable or manly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any way to get a sense of what kids who grew up with these movies thought about them? I really can't see anyone having nostalgia for Rey or Finn in 10 years. It might also be because there's so many other forms of entertainment now. And they'll probably keep pumping out Star Wars shit so there's never going to be a time where anyone would have a chance to miss it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was cast specifically because he's a gorilla faced ape.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people don't realize the subtle visceral reaction people experience when looking at ugly subhumans.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get that reaction a lot?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incorrect, it was 1997

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.

    I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.

    When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring Black person nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.

    Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback Black person, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.

    I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.

    Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the Black folkhines, as MegaBlack person (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.

    Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Finn was white you'd find something else to b***h and cry about.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It died when they announced that a woman would be the main character

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes racist jokes about John Boyega
    >media calls racism in the Star Wars fandom
    >"NOOOOOO THE MEDIA IS ATTACKING US!!!"

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the moment it was revived.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vax status?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up chud.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fauci can't save you now clotty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >finally have a single thing in Star Wars that might be interesting
      >he goes and dies IRL
      God does not want more Star Wars content

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Um, Ivanna is still alive

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >finally have a single thing in Star Wars that might be interesting
          >he goes and dies IRL
          God does not want more Star Wars content

          reminder that shin will become luke's wife

  19. 2 months ago
    No

    >Stormtroopers can't hit a barn door with a futuristic laser gun
    >They're black
    Makes sense tbf

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