The most impressive thing about this movie is it's clear that David Lynch just threw a bunch of random shit against the wall and it came out as a...

The most impressive thing about this movie is it's clear that David Lynch just threw a bunch of random shit against the wall and it came out as a masterpiece just through sheer luck

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >threw a bunch of random shit against the wall and it came out as a masterpiece just through sheer luck
      You know, it's funny, because that's exactly what happened. No one talks about it, it's a naked emperor situation, but Lynch himself corroborated it through interviews (implicitly). Mulholland drive was intended to be a Twin Peaks spinoff, and it was a pilot for the spinoff. So it was an entirely different thing. When the spinoff got shutdown and the thing got shutdown, he decided to ice this pilot with like an extra ~15 minutes segment and call it a movie, when it was originally intended to be completely something else. It's literally shit thrown together and improvised. It has no coherent creative vision.

      Filtered af holy shit what happened to Cinemaphile?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >narrating the creation process of Mulholland Drive courtesy of David Lynch himself is being filtered

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't fricking @ me pleb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the usual nonsensical narrative with some hot lezzers thrown in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's all about Harvey Weinstein.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        K.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s about Pizzagate and Hollywood trafficking

      So is Inland Empire

      Lynch has been trying to warn us for years about it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All women are schizos, that's the movie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >threw a bunch of random shit against the wall and it came out as a masterpiece just through sheer luck
    You know, it's funny, because that's exactly what happened. No one talks about it, it's a naked emperor situation, but Lynch himself corroborated it through interviews (implicitly). Mulholland drive was intended to be a Twin Peaks spinoff, and it was a pilot for the spinoff. So it was an entirely different thing. When the spinoff got shutdown and the thing got shutdown, he decided to ice this pilot with like an extra ~15 minutes segment and call it a movie, when it was originally intended to be completely something else. It's literally shit thrown together and improvised. It has no coherent creative vision.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was originally intended to be something else, yes, but the finished film is a product of a cohesive vision. He built off of the footage he already had and it turned out great, it's a complete film
      Not everything has to be planned out in advance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but the finished film is a product of a cohesive vision
        it isn't. people have been "deciphering" a "riddle" for 23 years, that is actually just two things randomly stitched together. There's no riddle, message, or coherent vision. It's 90 minutes of shit that was supposed to be explained in Mulholland Dr.: the Show, and 30 minutes of "it was all a dream lmao".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There's no riddle, message, or coherent vision.
          Yes there is, and the movie is pretty straightforward and provides an answer by the end. Lynch even wrote all the clues down for the European DVD edition notes. Are you trolling or genuinely moronic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What is the black dude behind the restaurant supposed to be?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Camilla's burned, decayed and reanimated corpse. The Winky's Diner scene is Diane's dream about everything that happens, it's a microcosm of the movie's entire plot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Camilla's burned, decayed and reanimated corpse
                and what gave you that wonderful conclusion?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                1. It's specifically played by a woman. 2. It lives behind the place where Camilla's murder was planned and paid for 3. The hobo is seen by Dan (the disturbed man from the diner) after the diner scene, which directly mirrors the scene where Diane arranges Camilla's murder. 4. The Winkie's scene with the hobo and Dan takes place immediately after Rita is shown falling asleep.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And assuming if your 'theory' holds any water, what is the black bag with the box that "Camilla" drops out?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ?????
                The blue box is Diane's dream ending, after which she wakes up and remembers orchestrating Camilla's murder, it's the most obvious visual cue in the movie, you don't even need Lynch's input to get that one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus israeli Christ.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok then why hasn't anyone figured out the movie after 20 years still

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              see

              David Lynch movies might appear like random nonsense to the ignorant pleb mind, but it is not.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              homie are you moronic, everyone has figured it out 20 years ago already, because Lynch literally wrote down all the visual cues and clues for it for a European home video release. You can literally just Google/YouTube it. Are you baiting or are you this much of a moron?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok if you just don't get it bro, nobody's going to force you to watch any more David Lynch movies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it. Tell me who's the black guy behind the restaurant. Fricking enlighten me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think he’s like a physical representation of the darker more destructive parts of Hollywood. At the end of the movie we saw him holding the bag that released the elderly couple from the beginning and who Diane saw torment her at the end before she killed herself. He also has this creeping presence over most of the movie that I kinda relate to the way they portray the darker more creepy side of Hollywood.

              I could just be ducking moronic though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lynch gets away with winging things because he's been making the same movie again and again for 50 years, so anything he produces will be another facet of the prism that is Ronnie Rocket
          he doesn't need to plan it because he always draws from the same vocabulary and tries to write the same sentence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a mix of Sunset Boulevard and Three Women, just because you don't know any movie from before the year 2000 doesn't mean Lynch doesn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also some Persona

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you think its random shit how come you think its a masterpiece? sounds like you don't get it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could have used a few more lesbian sex scenes. Or more nude scenes with the lady with the big boobs.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nigg that's lynch's whole thing
    It's called catching the big fish

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And the least impressive thing is that he's an overrated hack.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was kinda boring fellas

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's depressing how people so fricking stupid like OP are walking the world

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine thinking that what goes into the multimillion dollar production of a movie is “random”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even know who David Lynch is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do you? you could write more than a few books on the symbolism and layers in his movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >So stupid his argument against someone saying Lynch is random is pretending the person was praising his symbolism
          Dude, leave the fricking thread, you lost before you started posting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >is pretending the person was praising his symbolism
            I think you may be illiterate

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're the dumbest homosexual whose ever used this board
              If you think Lynch thinks this shit out and the people who like his stuff think he did, I've got a charity you can donate all your money to Ukraine via with my Venmo address on it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you are uninitiated swine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i don't get it / i don't like it, so it doesnt make sense

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eraserhead mogs mulholland drive in every aspect. Mulholland drive is lynchs worst work by far

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >masterpiece
    boring flick, kino bush tho

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    David Lynch movies might appear like random nonsense to the ignorant pleb mind, but it is not.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well now, here's a man who wants to get right down to it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >now kiss

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, that's Inland Empire.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lynch is one of the biggest hacks and the same people who fall for modern art scam praise his blatant ineptitude. " he meant to overexpose it, it was his vision!"
    many of hit shots are direct plagiarisms that go beyond mere homage, as he does it for entire sequences, and they are often the most praised parts of his films.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that was his first film, he hasn't copied anything else on that level

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Copy what? A head on a pillow?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe Lynch wasn't the first to film a radiator.

          Or laying down, what a complete hack. I’m glad anon is showing us the light.

          can't tell if you're pretending to be peabrained mouthbreathing morons who don't watch films, but those shots follow eachother directly within the first scene and he holds almost the exact same number of beats

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A blatant lie, you moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Lynch wasn't the first to film a radiator.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or laying down, what a complete hack. I’m glad anon is showing us the light.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe Lynch wasn't the first to film a radiator.

          Copy what? A head on a pillow?

          A blatant lie, you moron.

          get fricked, cum gobbling morons, eat his dick some more, the RLM discord is laughing @ u

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or laying down, what a complete hack. I’m glad anon is showing us the light.

        Copy what? A head on a pillow?

        A blatant lie, you moron.

        fricking owned

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mystery movie has non-linear storytelling, requires an IQ of 105> to comprehend
    >Local morons absolutely baffled, more news at 11
    L Y N C H E D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah nah.
      What is with you fricking morons and overcomplicating trash.
      I enjoyed the frick out of the movie but don't go there. That's on par with fricking naked performance art.
      >Oh you just don't get it
      Yeah we fricking do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah we fricking do.
        No you don't, you're a literal brainlet trying to play it off like it's cool. There's a singular explanation to what happens in Mulholland Dr, which was given by Lynch himself shortly after its release.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sure thing bro.
          You and him are both delusional.
          Color me shocked and chagrined.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >maybe if I keep trying to pretend to be obtuse on purpose this will somehow be less embarassing
            It won't, you're a brainlet that is confused by very simple visual cues and telegraphed perspective shifts. Mulholland Dr. isn't a collection of random images, and the mystery behind its plot is pretty straightforward - Lynch explained how to read it after he was asked about it after the film's release. You don't get it because you simply lack necessary cognitive faculties, not because everyone else is "pretending" to be able to read it. This movie is sort of an IQ test for you, and you were filtered by it in the most literal sense.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I respect your opinion.
              The movie did confuse me.
              I still enjoyed it.
              Was a bit of a mind-frick.
              Okay big-brains??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >”Hey, pretty girl, time to wake up”

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think that’s just how Lynch makes most his movies. It’s just a bunch of stream of conciseness, all vaguely connected to some central theme or idea that he’s trying to convey.

    He’s kind of a crazy person, it’s what makes his movies interesting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like subconsciousness, but yeah, he plays a lot with what he FEELS he wants to show

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "The only things I remember about Mulholland Drive are that Robert Forster seemed like he was going to be an important character, and then we never see him again, and that Naomi Watts seemed much more believable when she was acting (in her audition) than when she was being herself."
    - Monte Hellman (RIP)

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a TV pilot showing a sugar-coated hollywood fantasy
    >pilot canceled
    >adapts it into a film by making it an actual delusional fantasy of his protagonist, a bizarre reflection of her real life

    wow lmfao literally SO randumb, all bullshit thrown together without a care in the world. how did he get away with this? david lynch is basically a joke writer for FAMILY GUY

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What matters to me is the end product. I does not matter to me if Lynch "threw a bunch of random shit against the wall" if I found what resulted of it enjoyable.

    The interesting part about his films (that I've watched) is that you can connect the dots however you see fit, no matter if what you came up with isn't what Lynch intended.

    Or you can be entertained in a "wow, strange thing happened, cool, creepy" way and be done with it.

    Whatever happened to having fun?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of his most straightforward movies, moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't, "moron".

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does lynch like shaving people's eyebrows off?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking amazing scene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it makes people look uncanny and Lynch is obsessed with everything uncanny

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hot. That is all.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is my favorite movie and I’m sick of talking about it. Hide thread.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so fricking good bros

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The gritty, realist version of Mulholland drive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cassavetes
      loading it up now, thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch was always a fanfic director. Looks like he took notes of scenes he liked of better movies and copypasted them into his own but in mixed order.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >random
    It’s really obvious if you watch it again

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is some basic b***h 'it was all a dream' type narrative and by far the most accessibly Lynch movie, how are you all getting filtered? I want 2013 Cinemaphile back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're either underage or actual 40+ election tourist boomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was mostly a dream. Did you even watch it?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not “luck” It’s talent and genius

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched it twice and what I got was Dianne was Rita and Becky, but mostly acting through Rita. Becky was her ideal self. All Rita and Becky scenes are distorted truths, everything else more or less happens. Cowboy I think is a manifestation of the man behind Winkey's. Club Silencio is Dianne's unconscious. The man behind Winkey's is a demon hobo or something orchestrating it all. The old couple I think are hallucinations from Dianne but maybe she did meet them at the airport.

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