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It wasn't earth though, it was a completely different world. Glad I could help.
t. tyrion
>Pangaea
Bravo Grrm
Then why did the speak American?
It's dubbed
The final redpill is that Joffrey was framed as a tyrant for aspiring to centralize the realm and not letting himself be a puppet of the council
He literally was entirely responsible for starting a five-faction civil war lmfao
cat and ned are the main reasons that war started. cat may be the worst person in the entire asoiaf universe. absolutely wretched woman
>cat and ned are the main reasons that war started.
It entirely hinged on Joffrey's sudden decision to execute Ned so he could play to the crowd. The war might have been put off for years if not averted entirely if he'd just let Ned go to the wall like was planned.
rob would have still gone to war even if ned was sent to the wall. they still had sansa and arya
Maybe, maybe not. It wasn't cemented until word they'd executed Ned had spread. Ned himself would have advised against going to war, and those surrounding and supporting Robb would have heeded that more than whatever Robb wanted.
>Maybe, maybe not
he was literally marching on kings landing when ned was first put in the cells and alive
Joffrey is still responsible for that. If he hadn’t tried to kill Bran, Cat wouldn’t have captured Tyrion, Tywin wouldn’t have razed the Riverlands, etc.
To get Ned out. If they had sent Ned to the wall, why would they still be going. Most of the people following him didn't really give a shit about Sansa or Arya, only that Ned was their liege lord.
Ned wanted to flee King's Landing with the girls and was planning to, Sansa ran to tell Cersei this because she wanted to marry Joffrey.
>Ned himself would have advised against going to war,
After causing this mess to begin with?
For all Joffrey knew he would betray his vows and desert the wall, once a traitor always a traitor
Which is why I said he was a hack writer
No
Stark was a traitor, he even falsified Roberts' will ("my heir Joffrey" turned into "the heir") and deserved to die
Stannis rebelled on a false premise (thanks to Ned), where Renly flat out rebelled because of his ambition
As for the Riverlands it was caused by Cait's kidnapping of Tyrion
Joffrey literally did NOTHING wrong
>Joffrey literally did NOTHING wrong
Wrong.
He was bastard.
Bastards are going to the Moooon!
I mean Wall.
he's an illegitimate bastard born of incest, that disqualifies you from being king. point blank period.
0 proof, slander
ned could not prove this beyond any reasonable doubt without dna testing
"you cannot have blond children because your hair is black" is laughable and factually wrong
starkshits get the rope
>t. "my wife gave birth to a black son because of genetics okay it happens"
>reads through genetic history
>every mating of a baratheon with a blonde has black hair
>s-somehow this time it's different
Even ignoring that the show literally spells out he's an incest baby, this was a good as it got before DNA
>the show literally spells out he's an incest baby,
What is this schizo babble? Got any proof that could be accepted in court?
>reads through genetic history
Robert could have inherited a recessive blond gene that would allow him to have blond children
>Got any proof that could be accepted in court?
That black hair over blonde lineage was enough for a Westerosi court, why do you think Cersei was so nervous.
Besides, trial by combat, house Stark's champion is a direwolf.
it's your life, but I wouldn't keep responding to a moron clearly arguing in bad faith
But who would be left to respond to
It Joffrey who sent the assassin to kill Bran tho he started the civil war
nooooo you have to let treasonous snakes who want to usurp your rightful throne live because...y-you just do!!!
>be an incestuoulsy inbred bastard
>know you're a bastard
>seethingly oppress any mention of your bastardry
Joffrey definitely thought he was Robert's son, otherwise he wouldn't have shit on Tywin and Jaime so hard.
He knew, he questioned Cersei about it, and wasn't stupid enough to not be able to read her. How he acted with everyone else including in his family is a reflection of him knowing.
Wasn't his throne, thoughbeit. He was an ill-begotten bastard spawned from incest.
I haven't read the books or seen the movie in a while, but didn't Ned's letter claiming that Joffrey was illegitimate start the war by inciting Stannis and Renly to duke it out for the crown with Joffrey. IIRC, the salt islands wanted their independence mostly and Robb was fighting because Ned was unjustly executed.
>Ned's letter claiming that Joffrey was illegitimate
That was Stannis' letter. Ned didn't need to tell Stannis Joffrey was illegitimate, he already knew.
Ahh I see, I forgot that it was Stannis to do that.
Not in the books. Stannis already figured out the twincest. That's why he left King's Landing for Dragonstone after Jon Arryn got whacked.
>implying Joffrey sent the catspaw
I don't know who it was but it wasn't him.
Pretty sure GRRM confirmed it was him. Pretty lazy plotline that was abandoned half way through the first half of the books (or, most likely, was just forgotten until gurm brought it back and resolved it)
>The final redpill is that Joffrey was framed as a tyrant for aspiring to centralize the realm
not canon
Joffrey did nothing wrong and Martin was a hack for writing him up like he did
You sound moronic.
Maester, give him milk of the poppy
when Joffrey was conceived by George ASOIAF was just a boring b***h fantasy series, not the world spanning tale of ancient gods and eldritch powers that its become now
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
BARATHION
BARATHION
BARATHION
>Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean as Robert should have done after the Trident.
I BEND THE KNEE
What did we think of the Targaryan zoomers?
Yes.
He knew he could be a shit to them specifically because neither one of them would do a single thing about it, since they didn't want it known either. Think about him with the hooker that he killed just because he could get a way with it.
Lol in the books Robert slaps the frick out of him because he wanted to see what kittens looked like, so cut open a pregnant cat to remove them.
The most noble prince the gods put on this earth
>dracary-ACK
What do you mean anon? he made it back home safe and sound
you ruin every /got/ thread. I hope you get your door kicked in for being a pedophile.
you save every /got/ thread. I hope to one day come to your house and shake your hand.
Me too, what's your address Luke appreciator?
#123, I love Elliot Street.
Fetch me my Valyrian steel toilet, I need to shit
I'm still loyal to robert and you lot should be too
Isn't he supposed to be 13? why was he asexual?
He knew sex was for homosexuals
>*turns 30 and grows facial hair*
FINALLY I WILL NO LONGER BE TYPECAST AS A CHILD
I thought he quit acting because he was wealthy enough and hated fans.
He semi-regularly does mic work for an independent rasslin production in Dublin. He's just living his life. Getting married, drinking at the pub with the lads, enjoying some rasslin. What a life.
Is it midget wrestling? Would be kino
Jack Gleeson -- aka King Joffrey Baratheon on "Game of Thrones" -- made an appearance on Friday at a wrestling show ... but instead of being a villain, he finally got to play face.
It all went down at Trinity Brawl 2 in Dublin, a show which was apparently supposed to be taking place in the mind of a wrestler named J Money.
According to those in attendance ... Gleeson appeared at the top of the show in a weird outfit and makeup as part of the storyline taking place in J Money's head.
After a full card of matches, Jack re-appeared at the end of the show as his normal self to reveal J Money had been unconscious for five months and it was now Christmas Eve. Because of that, they had to send the fans home to be with their families, so "All I Want For Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey began to play and everyone in the ring danced as the show came to a close.
>He semi-regularly does mic work for an independent rasslin production in Dublin.
Highly based, you know that's entirely about the love.
When twinks hit 30, they are immediately ruined
Be honest, all you Joffrey fans are Trump supporters, aren’t you
Yeah. Have you got a FRICKING problem with that?
No, it’s just kind of funny
lol he lives rent free in your head
Yeah sure, he only is plastered all over every news outlet because he just got a mug shot in jail, but you're right, definitely 'rent free'
Media doesn't make you personally bring Trump up at every opportunity when nobody else is even mentioning Trump in a game of thrones thread
That is all you
Global warming and Ukraine are constantly in the news too. Do you randomly bring those up in threads about fantasy TV shows?
ummmmm actually chud the white walkers are earth fighting back against climate change and stanin killed renlensky because he hated the peaceful and progressive ryieach
terminal case of TDS
I’m right though
Joffrey would join Antifa if he was alive today
Good king Joffrey a bastard? Because he's blonde? Aren't Ned's kids mostly gingers? Uncle Edmure's got some explaining to do
My buddy's a DA, he says the scariest thing about Joffrey is you could never convict him.
Former Baratheon supporter here. Look it’s been fun and all but we can’t let Stannis get access to the wildfire caches.