>The name's Bond, James Bond

>The name's Bond, James Bond
how do you respond without sounding mad

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    logan paul?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't look like James Bond.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I repeat what he said in a silly voice only I don’t need to because his voice is silly enough already.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Bond. And that must be your mother.
    >Nice to meet you, Mrs. Bond.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haha

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, a greasy israelite. Exactly what people think if when they hear the word spy. Unironically.
    First decent casting decision in the franchise.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win, Aaron Taylor or Aaron Johnson?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aaron johnson is at least 40x stronger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aaron Taylor is holding Aaron Johnson's wrists behind his back while he fricks him in the ass. Taylor wins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino hair vs kino shirt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Felton and Luke Wilson?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Awful.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is the next bond girl gonna be a 65 year old granny?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Karen Who Loved Me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Oy! Luv! Ya fancy a shag? Wicked lil shooter I got innit, loicense to use it too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his voice is not deep enough to be bond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He can change his voice. he's an actor, he ought to.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not canon

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chaim Bond

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He cute

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not an african or a woman. i can't be too mad (yet)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You will notice that now, with the first israeli Bond, all demands for a black or female Bond in the media will completely subside

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A necessary sacrifice.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He'll be a machismo camp Bond. Bringing fun back!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. He looks boyish because people associate him with Kick-Ass but he's a full grown man now. Look at the way he dresses and acts. He's definitely a Roger Moore/Pierce Brosnan type of Bond. Fun and adventure is back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. He looks boyish because people associate him with Kick-Ass but he's a full grown man now. Look at the way he dresses and acts. He's definitely a Roger Moore/Pierce Brosnan type of Bond. Fun and adventure is back.

      do shills even try at this point?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not a shill. It's just that watching your favourite character be assraped for 20 years breaks you.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he keeps the scruff and they give him a solid haircut I can see him as Bond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is how he will (probably) look. I doubt they're going for short hair.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        could be worse. would prefer a little less of a pretty boy but the last time Eon tried to do gruff we got Mr. Potato Head

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You homosexuals whine about every Bond swap like women. Real issue is with the deranged, incompetent producers; every Craig film got progressively worse and I don't see them being able to change that trend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Casting is everything. You get it horribly wrong like Craig you get shit movies (CR wasn't that good, be real). Aaron is a return to the tall, dark and handsome Bond which is the REAL Bond.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Casting is everything
        I wish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't change anything if the trend is they want directors who want to "revise", "modernize", and "deconstruct" Bond. Translation: women and trannies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          At this point the only thing we have left in Bond's legacy is hoping the next Bond won't look out of place in a lineup of actors who portrayed him. The films and unsalvageable

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            are* unsalvageable

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Aaron doesn't look out of place with the rest of them which is why I support his casting. But Craig? Sheesh. Whatever else, Aaron fits the dark brown hair, tall and handsome actor that should always play Bond, unlike Craig.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >hooked nose
              >beady israeli eyes
              >hunched over posture
              >soft, delicate money counting hands
              >israelite curls
              >circumcised
              He stands out a mile away.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They could’ve died his hair. Everything people hate about Craig was the fault of the writers and producers. He didn’t choose to be a dreary joyless Bond with blonde hair, that’s how the character was written. I feel sorry for him, what an awful way to end your career.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The reason he signed on was precisely because of that direction, anon. He wanted it that way. But yeah, judging by his IMDB page, being known as the Bond that died completely destroyed his legacy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Connery was miscast as Bond and not handsome enough. They should've went with Richard Todd.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Connery was miscast as Bond
                I've heard everything. Elaborate on this. Connery created the character as we know him along with Terence Young. No one really cared about Ian Fleming's Bond which is why Dalton failed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was a Scottish thug. The real Bond is a suave gentleman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rank the Bond actors.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >No one really cared about Ian Fleming's Bond which is why Dalton failed.

                That's not true though. Literary Bond is Connery's version turned up to 11.

                Hates commies.

                Calls a Black person a Black person.

                Hates poofs.

                Likes his eggs done a certain way.

                Simple as.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fleming's Bond is based but he's more of an Englishman snob than a Scottish heavy like Connery. I'd say Dalton is the only one I can see slating commies and saying women should've never had rights. I love the books but Fleming's Bond is for true kino lovers. Movie Bond should be a little taste of novel Bond. That's how I always felt about it. There's two Bonds: Terence Young Bond and Fleming Bond. I love both.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eon has always floundered when they don't have a direct novel to adapt. I say re adapt all the novels, in order.

                They won't have the exclusive rights to make a James Bond film in another decade or so. They'll have the rights to all their trappings (gun barrel sequence and the like) but not to the literary character.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's still original Fleming plots they haven't really adapted. The Moonraker film is very different from the novel for example

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That would kill the franchise. The way to go forward is to adapt the continuation novels by Benson, Gardner and the lot. They have endless cool and original ideas they haven't touched. Also, they can take the titles since they own them and the Fleming estate are just EON.
                >Devil May Care
                >Forever And A Day
                the next movies need to have these titles.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                we need Property of a Lady before they start taking non-Fleming titles

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, EON has been pretty smart about non Fleming titles with Brosnan.
                >Tomorrow Never Dies
                >The World Is Not Enough
                >Die Another Day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Those are great which is why I don't understand why they struggled with titles in the notBond era. Fricking "Spectre"? Really? Might as well call the next one M16. The closest they got to something worthwhile was No Time to Die which is still below par

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Skyfall was also pretty lame, it felt like some cheap DVD movie. I could never shake that feeling from the title. and then you have
                >No Time To Die
                it's an improvement but like if you asked ChatGPT to make up some Bond titles. I've scoured the internet for some decent ones but my favourite was
                >Death Can Wait
                it's similar to No Time To Die but it feels cooler.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                also:
                >My Enemy's Enemy
                >Double Or Nothing
                which you can form a nice 007 out of.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >if you asked ChatGPT to make up some Bond titles
                kek I did this and they all sucked

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You get shit that feels more like a Mission Impossible title than Bond. The picking of a good Bond title is way harder than it seems.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Literary Bond is Connery's version
                I've heard this said about every single Bond actor

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Novel Bond is like a Rorschach test. You fail if you see any actor, you have to see YOURSELF as James Bond that's why they got so popular. They appealed to the male viewer on a deep instinctual basis.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Timothy Dalton looks like a prankster and Sean Connery knows what is about to happen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That was mostly due to Craig's influence and him being an outspoken male feminist/bisexual. Barbara's a bit of a dummy, she has no ideological knowledge and she let the Pierce Brosnan movies be based. The 90's weren't as bad as now but you still had some pozz creeping in. She will probably find some easily controllable journeyman director. She already got Purvis and Wade back and they wrote the Brosnan movies so expect Taylor-Johnson to be in that same vein. He's not as out there as Connery but he will be cool and fun again.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Craig had very little influence on these movies

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He's an ugly homosexual so yes he did

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You don't know what you're talking about. He had a producer credit, included and cut scenes at his behest and even brought in writers to change the script on No Time To Die. Read up on it.

              Plenty of good actors have been Bond and have been hamstrung by the producers being shit-tier at decisions.

              Gotta remember that the creative team behind Die Another Day was the one that did Casino Royale. Once they didn't have a Fleming original to adapt, they flailed.

              I'd take a hundred Die Another Days than the alternative. The landscape is changing, people don't want dark and gay shit now. They want fun and adventure. ESG/DEI is a problem but I'm confident that EON will drop that shit considering it's even killing Disney. Amazon owns Bond and has some influence now. They made stuff like Reacher which is male-skewing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wishful thinking. EON won't backtrack. If NTTD had woke elements the next Bond film will have double the woke elements.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said, I live and breathe Bond. Craig was who pushed a lot of that nonsense, Barbara is a surface level feminist but doesn't know much beyond being a rich nepo baby. ATJ's casting proves they're going the right direction. If things were as bad as you think, no reason for them NOT to cast someone black or whatever.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of good actors have been Bond and have been hamstrung by the producers being shit-tier at decisions.

        Gotta remember that the creative team behind Die Another Day was the one that did Casino Royale. Once they didn't have a Fleming original to adapt, they flailed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet the director will be a black trannie.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just let james bond die
    there's absolutely nothing you can do with it except bring his character shame

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be true if they pumped them out like capeshit. Anon, the last Bond movie was 3 years ago and the last one before that was nearly 10.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        3 years isn't that long ago

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was this even confirmed? All I saw is he was "offered the role". Sounds like his agents drumming up publicity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole world wouldn't be reporting if it wasn't with some merit. The Sun is dodgy but the whole world's lit on fire. The rumours have been circulating for 2 years. If Sky is in on it then it has merit and EON probably let the cat out of the bag themselves.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty bad choice

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You may have noticed a israelite psi op attempting to turn this geezer (who is factually 90% plus White British) into a israelite. Don't fall for their tricks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know my israelites and this guy just doesn't set off my alarm. I wouldn't be surprised if he's barely a quarter israeli but played it up for obvious reasons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is terrible news but I'll take a israeli bond before an Irish one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's not even 1/4 israeli
        He's has a singular Russian great grandmother who is supposedly of "partial" israeli heritage
        The rest of his ancestry is entirely British/Irish

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. People are fricking losing it saying he has a hook nose and that every part of his being screams israeli. If these people didn't have a bias and used their eyes consciously, they'd observe he's white.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You will never be white, moishe

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can already tell it will be less kino than Craig Bond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Craig Bond
      >kino
      You're fricking high.

      >hooked nose
      >beady israeli eyes
      >hunched over posture
      >soft, delicate money counting hands
      >israelite curls
      >circumcised
      He stands out a mile away.

      He's not that israelitey. Stop it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It will be Goldfinger compared to nuBond, I can already tell

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're a zoomer with nostalgia.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            These movies started getting worse the closer they got to the zoomer age so I don't know why you'd assume the new one would be good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >welcome to israelite branch, bond. alongside your PPK M(oshie) has asked that we assign you the additional equiment..
        >that may look like a harmless dreidel, however inside is a powerful concussive grenade. observe -- 3 spins counter clockwise arms the grenade, 2 spins clockwise deactivates the count down.

        > now pay attention double 0-7, the next item is of particular importance.
        >but Q, this is just a credit card, you know i only deal in conflict diamonds.
        > Don't be daft double 0-7, this isn't any normal credit card -- it's linked straight to the national debt at 300% APR. we won't have to pay back a single shekel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kek but I still think he's best case scenario.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      None of these movies had trap soundtracks though, that's one benefit the newer movies can have

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Craig
    Not Bond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      3 years isn't that long ago

      True but Spectre was nearly half a decade before that. For such a big IP, it's not overused at all. In fact, it's becoming rare.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nor is ATJ. Bond died with Dalton.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least now they have an excuse to cast Judi Dench as a Bond girl

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The future's looking bright for hagbros.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care. I won't see his movies.
    I know nothing about the guy, he may be fine unlike that flamer Craig, but Barbara makes this shit a no go for me. Every Bond film she's sat around for has been shit. She's beyond incompetent, she's malicious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At this point, I'd be happy for something like Brosnan's movies again.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok kick ass

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your wife’s old. Real old.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this homosexual so much. He's such a Redditor and obvious EON shill.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shocker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that woman had 4 daughters. That's crazy.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unused original Fleming titles, ranked in likelihood of ever being used for the films:
    >The Property of a Lady
    >Risico
    >Trigger Finger
    >The Hildebrand Rarity
    >007 in New York
    >Reflections in a Carey Cadillac
    i think all of them could work except maybe the last one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Property of a Lady
      Suits him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >007 in New York

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot The Double Take and "James Bond and the Murder Before Breakfast" (lol)

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Good evening, Bond. Please take a seat.
    You're aware of the issues we've been having with this petition against the new holocaust museum circulating online? Well we've managed to trace it back to a video-sharing platform owned by an eccentric Chinese billionaire called Mr Tik Tok. I need you to go to hong kong tonight and arrange a meeting with this "Tik Tok" to find out how many baby foreskins it will take for him to withdraw his petition and play ball.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No Time To Kvetch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the man with the ball point pen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Dr. Nah
          >From Chiraq With Love
          >Coalfinger
          >Thunderchirp
          >You Only Bail Twice
          >On Her Majesty's Social Service
          >Live And Let Breathe
          >The Man With The Golden Strap
          >The Cop Who Shot Me
          >Buckbreaker
          >For Your Wings Only
          >Octatroon
          >A Bodycam To A Kill
          >The Living Alarmchirps
          >Licence to Pick
          >Tomorrow Never Bails
          >The Welfare Is Not Enough
          >Steal Another Day
          >Chiq-fil-a Royale
          >Quantum of Basedsauce
          >No Time To Breath

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Never Say Black person Again

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >You want me to pay?
              >No, Mr. Bond, I want you to kvetch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Bond, you can't let goldfinger into the federal reserve! He has to be stopped at all costs!
                > In that case M, I'll need the national guard and $3000 in gold bullion
                >Oy! do i look like i'm made out of money? how about a compromised white nationalist militia and this coupon for one free double cheese with a large Mcdonalds meal?
                >M this expired 2 years ago!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >have you no decency? No humanity?
                >oy vey, I've haven't eaten in 7 hours
                >you expect me to starve is what you expect
                >can you at least loosen these... what are these, zip ties?
                >you had nothing better than zip ties?
                >oy vey, my wrists are killing me. I've lost circulation. I could lose my hands you know.
                >what am I even doing here?
                >why didn't I listen to my wife?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >20 fricking years, I wanted Bondkino.
              >I compromised, I got gay Bourneslop.
              >I wanted a hot Bond girl to jerk off to.
              >I compromised, i got a black troony on a scooter with Bond in the back.
              >I wanted to some good Bond themes.
              >I compromised, I got Billie Eilish instead.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >>I wanted a hot Bond girl to jerk off to.
                Eva, Olga, Lea, Monica and Ana De Armas block your path.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ehhh. They never made me feel love and lust like Sophie Marceau, Denise Richards, Carey Lowell, Jane Seymour. They weren't perfectly cast hidden gems like how all Bond girls should be, they were just popular actresses of the time. Bond girls should be unknown beauties or at least if they're popular they should fit. I never thought any of them besides Olga fit the Bond girl role.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOT a black guy
    I applaud them for resisting DEI pressures to race-flip the character. I really do.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His gay ass style makes it kind of hard to judge. I'll wait until they drop pictures of him in the costume.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Get one of the OLD Moneypennys back
    >As the main love interest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they could cast his wife

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He knows the meaning of success
    >His needs are more, so he gives less
    >They call him the winner who takes all
    >And he strikes, like Matzah ball

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's too bald

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to him, I would listen

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he plays it exactly like his character in Bullet Train the franchise will be kino. Even better if Guy Richie writes and directs the first movie. Proper naughty Bond mate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think his BT character toned down, without the gay stache and wienerney accent is kino. We NEED butthole based Bond again who treats others as disposable means to achieve his mission. No more wholesome chungus Bond like Craig.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Name's Bomb. Box Office Bomb

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no your name is Ass, Kick-Ass

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand this casting besides he has some connections I guess. It's just a weird choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually pretty genius for Barbara's standards.
      >33, seasoned but also young and can make movies for 10 years plus
      >is not some big name with attachments but also people have heard of him
      >can do both action and comedy, perfect for Bond
      >fresh and new choice amongst Cavill/Fassbender/whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      30s, white, dark, tall, handsome, British. Experience of action movies. It's not rocket science

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. It's the most sane decision Barbara has done since she took over.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >white

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you didn't see that coming?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no you're not

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick him in the ass and steal his cowboy boots

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it really just should be cavill
    being a good actor is not a prerequisite for being bond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not true at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's already played 2 knock-off Bonds on other movies. Let him do his Warhammer movies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        already seen what he can do, not impressed.
        Should have been fassbender, but he's irish so the british won't allow it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What could have been

          They should have signed him on for 3 films. Would have been perfect.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I like Fassbender but he would've just been the same grimdark slop. Bond can't be that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't @me ever again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            would've been even worse than craig

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I'm sure Jacob Bondstein will be so much better.

              I hate you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hibernophobe

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One bond burger please

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't the same level of suave, gentleman martini kind of guy.

    This is like, popped collar, slightly male stripper vibe,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This isn't the same level of suave, gentleman martini kind of guy.
      name a modern actor who fits that bill

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >name a modern actor who fits that bill
        Henry Cavill and Michael Fassbender.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cavill looks like a bodybuilder and Fassbender is 46

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cowville is too fat.

            ATJ looks like a stripper or sleazy porn director. He's better suited to be a villain then Bond.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bond is in his 40's in the books

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              we just got done with 15 years of Craig, Eon isn't going to sign on a guy who would be in his 50s before his second movie comes out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Eon isn't going to sign on a guy who would be in his 50s before his second movie comes out
                Just make a trilogy then. Eon will do this again whoever they cast.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cowville is too fat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          ATJ looks like a stripper or sleazy porn director. He's better suited to be a villain then Bond.

          He's honestly not a good fit either, mostly because of his build. Bond has never really been the most muscular guy

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know he was british

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pure sleezecore

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A israeli Bond, they're going guns blazing. They're afraid, trying to dominate. Soon.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He look like a british James Franco.

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