>The names Bullseye.

>The name’s Bullseye. I am adept at utilizing everyday objects as projectiles with an extremely high probability of coming into contact with your body to yield often lethal results.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still one of my favorite power concepts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      %3D

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is he most POWERFUL scene in the whole mcuniverse

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

        Apparently you can counter his projectiles by doing a frick ton of back handsprings, something most adept gymnasts can do

        ?t=29

        cringe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cringe kino

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          pure kino*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >me about to post in this thread

        top kekd

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This wasn't in the script. They were just following Collin Farrell around.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Hawkeye, it's a great concept when the story involves the mob. Not that cool when they're fighting Thanos although Bullseye might be able to hit him in the eye or something.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He killed someone using a toothpick. If you give him adamantium shurikens, he might take down Thanos.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did he kill her? Or the baby?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          in prision he wasn't allowed any objects at all, for obvious reasons, so he bashed his head against his cell wall to knock out his front teeth to use as weapons to escape lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not use his fingernails?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hawkeye did that while he was getting tortured or something.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bullseye was Hawkeye at one point so I think the writers wanted to turn it into a pissing contest

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh? I dont know too much about comics, so thats interesting

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Norman Osborn (as Iron Man) had assembled his own Avengers.
                Thinking about it now, it would've been funny to see that happen with Dafoe.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't Norman also the Gold Goblin now where's he's a straightfoward superhero? would have been funny to see Dafoe doing that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gold Goblin

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know they did that, last I remember was Doom becoming Iron man and Doc Ock becoming Spider-Man

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was like ten years ago.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            But what would he do if he was a guest on a late night talk show and someone in the audience suddenly ran up to him to try to smooch him?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I also remember him killing a rat with some snot, again in prison.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How does his power only work with thrown objects without also giving him super strength and other physical powers?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not actually known. Some have theorized he's a mutant. He also kicked Gambit's ass once, he just caught his cards and threw them back.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never underestimate a toothpick

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hawkeye did that while he was getting tortured or something.

            Norman Osborn (as Iron Man) had assembled his own Avengers.
            Thinking about it now, it would've been funny to see that happen with Dafoe.

            Comics are so fricking gay

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              they gave me an anal fetish so you might be right

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how does that even happen

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                easier than you think

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not sure how to tell you this anon, but those are butts, not buttholes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's how it starts

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What comics are you reading with buttholes? Liking female asses has nothing to do with anal unless you specifically like the butthole.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ass is the gateway to the anus

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                asses were a precursor to that, Mike Adriano's cinematography helped me with the rest

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wouldnt get it

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              no u

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no, he threw an eraser at me, what will I ever do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      die, probably? thats uh.. kinda the whole uhhh... power he just described in the post you replied to.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bullseye is soooooo cool in the older comics. he also has adamantium bones!

    the movie bullseye makes me sick and kevin smith is terrible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the movie bullseye made me laugh

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool.
    I have a gun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also has guns

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently you can counter his projectiles by doing a frick ton of back handsprings, something most adept gymnasts can do

    ?t=29

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who wins between bullseye and deadshot?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me about to post in this thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is coming back

      yet another way in which he is the most Christlike marvel character

      it all makes sense now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better Jesus visual than Snyder has ever done

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm legitimately upset that we're not getting a season 4 of Netflix Daredevil. This guy was great as Bullseye and we didn't even get to see him actually become Bullseye.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish he would comeback in Deadpool 3. I mean Elektra will be there, so why not?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is coming back

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yet another way in which he is the most Christlike marvel character

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comeback

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