The new leader of DC is utterly delusional

The new leader of DC is utterly delusional

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nobody knows who adam warlock is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Warlock is the name of the DC character. They don't say what the actor's name is.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nobody knows who the comic book character Adam Warlock is, you autist. also he's Marvel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Marvelous. Your reading abilities are an inspiration for Black folk in prisons across America. Now for your next trick, have a nice day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you replied to that post as if he was saying no one knew who the actor was, so I informed you of the proper reading of that post
            you seem really mad btw

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am, really mad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, he is. But James Gunn is also running DC Studios.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek, his surname is named after a class in WoW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking moronic? MMOs didn't invent Warlocks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand anon. Fantasy settings were invented by tolkien and refined by blizzard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Warlock is Thanos Arch nemesis and rival, people used to not know who Thanos is, if Marvel decides it you WILL know who Adam Warlock is. No one knew Guardians of the Galaxy and theyre a household name now. It doesnt matter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most people only knew about Spider-Man, which is why the MCU becoming so big after iron man was a huge surprise to everyone.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Adam Warlock is Thanos Arch nemesis and rival
        Checked, but again - this was only after Death resurrected Thanos to be Her vessel.
        Thanos' arch nemesis was the original Captain Marvel.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          True true but obviously that cant happen in the mSHEu but I still bet you theyre gonna revive Thanos and have him tango with Warlock.
          I would love to go back and read this stuff, I basically started reading after Death of Captain Marvel.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Love me some Jim Starlin cosmic.
            Just hope by that time they'll have figured out Silver Surfer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knew who the Guardians of the Galaxy were

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying cruise would’ve shown up
    The guy isn’t interested in capeshit, he could’ve easily snagged a role by now if he‘d wanted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's like the director of some shitty indie film would say that Brad Pitt doesn't fit in this role soe he wasn't hired

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Brad Pitt has done capeshit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >esl doesn't understand analogies

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tom, you gotta admit you're getting too old for some roles.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise is 60. Dying his hair doesn't mean he's youthful.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced whoever's truly in charge of casting DC movies actually works for Marvel.
    Like they are actively doing and saying everything as wrong as possible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's James Gunn now. He does literally work for marvel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >make DC shitty
        >while making Marvel good
        >get DC for yourself in the process
        It's obvious it was his plan all along.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    after jack reacher (and interview with vampire) backlash cruise refuses to play pre-existing characters. all his characters are own creations he can shape and mold the way he wants.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick was the backlash for interview with a vampire? That movie and cruise were kino. Did the readers expect a vampire to be played by someone who wasn't ridiculously beautiful and arrogant looking?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >what the frick was the backlash for interview with a vampire?
        Nothing.
        Anon is a moron.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Cruise would never even waste his time with the MCU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean.. he was originally the first choice to play iron man in the first movie. Though that was waaaay before capeshit started becoming what it is today.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he said no to that role cause he wanted creative input and marvel wasn't giving him that

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Youthful
    Fair
    >Has dramatic and comedic acting chops
    Cruise has both of those in spades, Grossman in Tropic Thunder is a very funny character

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tom would have passed on it anyways, yeah the guy in top gun 2 wants to be some minor villan, James is just being a c**t to drum up buzz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only buzz James is going to attract is Xenu's ire.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, id say Tom is too big for any Marvel movies period.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If hasn’t done capeshit by now he isn’t interested, period. Also he demands 50 mil per movie so he’s too pricey since they like to secure multi film deals with relatively low pay because of how RDJ cucked them out of hundreds of millions of fricking dollars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gunn can go frick himself. He's going to frick the DC slate and Marvel is going down the shitter. If they pay Cruise and RDJ $100 million they'll pitch up for the next avengers but then straight back the toilet it goes.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    saying he is too old is fair, saying he couldnt do drama or comedy? The frick is he on?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >comedic chops
    Well there goes any chances of it being good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >your dumbass expecting a Guardians movie to not have comedy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not every person in a comedy needs to be comedic.
        You need the straight man to play off of.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Knowing how to be a good straight man also requires comedy chops.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean why start now?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Warlock is supposed to be stoic and boring.
    He has his sidekick for levity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I bet Tom Cruise could play a killer Pip, actually.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that would be awesome. unfortunately, tom would never be a sidekick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think he would go for one of an ensemble?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MUUH TOOM CRUIIISEE!!! HE'S GOT SO MANY COMEDIC CHOPS!!!!

    shut the frick up manlet

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i agree with his decision. tom cruise is pushing it these days and he actually looks old now.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you all forgetting that Cruise is 60 years old?
    a bit late to be starting a new franchise

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will Poulter is a good actor, wasted on capeshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was him, I only saw him in Bandersnatch and I liked him in that.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol at DC thinking anybody cares about lower-tier DC characters

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't about Cruise. It's Gunn trying to justify firing Henry Cavill. Pathetic.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >adam warlock is supposed to be a chiseled and handsome chad
    >cast ugly anglo mutant
    why do they do this

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cgi spandex copy paste with no name characters for based cruise

    Tom is busy jumping with real bikes off a cliff and parachuting while making irl action kino, James Whonn and the guardians of goyslop aint on Toms level.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's about firing Cavill.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Thanos is dead, why cast Adam Warlock now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanos was first killed by Captain Mar-vell.
      Warlock came after.
      Warlock began as literally Space Jesus for the world of the High Evolutionary.
      But he still shouldnt be comedic.
      At all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a strange one. Getting up there with 'Why do Avengers time travelling, THEN use Kang, their villain who's whole thing is time travel?'.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monke looking mofo

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gunn is a pedophile and mischling cryptojew

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a capeshit thread so I'll ask here. How do turn dark mode on mobile, I forgot and had to factory reset my phone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone want to help a moronic out?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell is dark mode

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Before I reseted my phone Cinemaphile used to be in dark theme like if I was on PC. I mainly use the mobile version while I'm at the gym so please if you could help a homie out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't even know that was a thing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Change the Style setting in the drop down to Tomorrow

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              at least this works on my PC, never use it but it sounds like what you need

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I just tried it on mobile and it works, but it's confusing now that everything looks different.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you had some other custom Cinemaphile shit/mod going on before and forgot what it was

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        type your same question into google. you can even use this same secret method for other questions you might have
        you're welcome

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Comedic chops
    I hate capeshit so much it's unreal

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it was alright, but Infinity War seriously suffered IMO from the lack of Adam Warlock and Silver Surfer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Or basically all of the mega-cosmic stuff in general.
      Best we got was destruction of space fantasy castle and some b***hy lines from Captain Foot Fungus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The cosmic stuff would burn normies brains. These movies are dumb down enough.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That is what makes Marvel comics interesting and fun to read. When theyre desperate enough for money theyll introduce more cosmic elements.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >comedic chops
    I guess James Gunn has never seen Tropic Thunder

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So who SHOULD Tom Cruise be in Marvel, if he ever stooped so low?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dr doom

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. Would we be forced into yet another origin story like every other FF movie?
        Or do you think the Cruise would accept starting the movie in the mask and only briefly revealing a disfigured face later?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Tom
          >Mask
          Eyes Wide Shut has his face all over. Norton is too unpredictable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reed in the 2000s. His obsessiveness would multiply if Tom played it. Mads as Doom as usual but it's a long shot since people only knew him from the arthouse films then.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's too old, but if Tom Cruise was going to be be anyone in the FF, he should be Johnny Storm.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Storm should be Channing Tattum back in his Step Up Days. Who should be The Thing and Sue?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Any blonde can play Sue. Could keep Chiklis as Thing with digital de-ageing for the few Ben Grimm parts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doom, NEVER unmasking.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I could see Tom agreeing to it IF they keep his involvement completely unknown so he remains unaffiliated.
        But Disney would never let such star power draw go unadvertised.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Gunn. Cruise and co. will rape him in both critical and commercial acclaim.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yup MI:6 and 7 will make a shitload. GoG running out of steam and will underperform.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody knows who adam warlock is

    no, YOU don't know who Adam Warlock is because you're 10 years old and you don't know shit yet.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they want specific traits to match an estabilshed character but will Black personify every other role

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >traits to match an estabilshed character
      Nope.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That actor play Adam Warlock looks like a dough faced monkey.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tom is older and more expensive than you think.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I wanted somebody who was youthful
    Hollywood really is full of pedos

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're kind of running out of decent non-mutant characters.
    You think he'd be down for playing Weapon Alpha/Guardian/Vindicator?
    Get some Canucks in the MCU?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There will never be another marvel movie that tops Top Gun 2, ever.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam warlock

    It's like my marvel drone friend keeps trying to tell me Sentry will be Marvel's Superman Kek.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wait, they already introduced the Black Knight in Eternals.
    Cruise could play Captain Britain.
    But give him a different name, we've already got a lot of Captains.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah that's Cavill

      wtf do people even want Cruise?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No one does, but that was the thread topic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick Henry, he's a douche

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            toxic behaviour on set, and off set unfortunately

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't give woke writers the pussy pass to write shit. But they have no proof so when an "insider" said shit about him, she got put in her place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Sosig Roll?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking more along the lines of Excalibur or Camelot.
        But we could go the other route.
        Call him Oi Guvnah or Cheeky Twat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Captain Britain is possibly the worst superhero name, it sounds like something the UK govt would come up with for some Anti-Littering campaign

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Brittanic was used for Brian for a while.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah they just wanted a israelite

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Warlock has never come across as youthful. Gunn a hack.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea but he needs to be younger so he can stick around for a few years. And it's not like he's saying youthful as in a teenager. Dude is 30

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No indication so far that Adam all be a recurring character.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          meh. i'm sure he will be joining the team after Drax and Rocket leave

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >yea but he needs to be younger so he can stick around for a few years

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yup. and he looks too old for the part now. Same with Don Cheadle

          Why did they pick an aging old hag for She Hulk whos going to be 40 soon then....

          Because 40 is still less than 60?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they pick an aging old hag for She Hulk whos going to be 40 soon then....

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    James Gunn is a degenerate hacktard, ever since The Peacemaker series I've truly hated him. It was just crude jokes that weren't funny and the biggest sin is that he wasted Robert Patrick in a lame redneck nazi trope role. And then the pedo-perv, fires Cavill, but keeps all the fricking degenerate israelites.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they got the gay Shameless kid who looks like Sid from Toy Story

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the whole Gunn DC thing.
    Everything Gunn has been a part of for DC has been some of the worst, most unfunny shit I've seen.

    I'm still not convinced that he's sincere and not just a disney double agent

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cruise doesn't have dramatic/comedic chops
    Gunn is a talentless homosexual.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So he hired the ginger no-name manlet from Midsommar?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >manlet
      you dont know what that means do you?

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tom if you're reading this, i know you have connections in the upper echelon through the church of scientology, please, have James Gunn killed, i wont tell anyone, we really wont tell anyone, actually no one will even care, just take the guy down, shoot him with one of those e-meter(emitter very clever) guns and explode him, just turn him into red mist or boil him from inside out lol haha, just a thought.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Beetle is the key to everything.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    open forehead-cyst boy is a israelite, isn't he

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is James Gunn a fricking idiot? Cruise has proven himself as both a great comedic and dramatic actor.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GOOOOOD PLEASE ENOUGH WITH THE FRICKING SUPERHEROES!!! AAAAAAAAHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

    But seriously, enough with the fricking super heroes, i'm going insane.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I want 80s action comedies back. Give me a fricking Police Acadamy reboot series. How about trying a second whack at last action hero, you can even make fun of the old man hero bullshit.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that would be a horrible cast and tom doesn't need the money

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