It's quite shocking since they can't really backtrack since they already introduced all these losers and set up movies featuring them for the next 10 years.
To "fix" this you'd have to remove ALL of them, reintroduce the original characters (who will now want $50mil each just to pick up the phone) and even then MCU fatigue will not allow it to reach proper profits.
That's the thing. You can't since they're ALL like that and all the proper heroes have retired. So now you're stick with these fools.
If it was 2-3 or something you can elegantly pivot away from them and nobody would notice. But they made ALL their flagship titles pass the torch to these repugnant nobodies.
So now there's nothing to pivot to and you have to remove all of them.
Killing off Ironheart would be easy since she has no family anyway so nobody would miss her. As for America Chavez, just have her go back to her home planet. Ms Marvel can be depowered by Rogue in Secret Wars and then go back to her family quitting the superhero life never to be seen again
Thank god women and darkies love to pay for superhero movie tickets. What? They don't? "The Marvels" is a bomb and Disney/marvel are still trying to punish white males for liking comics? Weird. Almost makes you think that this isn't about making money, and more about some israeli humiliation ritual.
>a diverse and talented group of actors who represent the youth of this country >rightoids have an autistic meltdown because they saw 1 (one) brown person
Black Panther’s son.
Eli Bradley, grandson of the black 1950s Super soldier.
Love, The daughter of Gorr, who Thor adopted after the Gorr died in Love Thunder. (Get it. Love is Love and Thunder is Thor)
>every last one of them is a copycat or race-flip of pre-existing legacy characters except for WASP.
So the creative tank is completely empty now, and all they're capable of creating is "WHAT IF WE (pre-existing legacy character), BUT A YOUNG RACE-FLIPPED AND GENDER-FLIPPED VERSION OF THAT CHARACTER?"
>Phyla-Vell >Gay character that is actually liked by the comics fandom >Even if they like her for being a useless fuckup >James Gunn finally introduces her to the MCU in Guardians 3 >she's a small child for some reason
This will never not be hilarious to me. They have literally no idea what they're doing.
Gonna fap so hard to Hailee. The best thing to happen to MCU in a long time
I wonder who of them will figure out he identifies as the other gender, probably the white boy
You jest but I wonder how they’re gonna handle Ellen Page Kitty Pride when she shows up
THREESOME WITH HAILEE AND XOCHITL PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Based and hot
Grim. Many more flops in the future
It's quite shocking since they can't really backtrack since they already introduced all these losers and set up movies featuring them for the next 10 years.
To "fix" this you'd have to remove ALL of them, reintroduce the original characters (who will now want $50mil each just to pick up the phone) and even then MCU fatigue will not allow it to reach proper profits.
Nah, you just kill them all off screen and move on. You can't good storytelling out of bad storytelling, you just break away and move on.
That's the thing. You can't since they're ALL like that and all the proper heroes have retired. So now you're stick with these fools.
If it was 2-3 or something you can elegantly pivot away from them and nobody would notice. But they made ALL their flagship titles pass the torch to these repugnant nobodies.
So now there's nothing to pivot to and you have to remove all of them.
Killing off Ironheart would be easy since she has no family anyway so nobody would miss her. As for America Chavez, just have her go back to her home planet. Ms Marvel can be depowered by Rogue in Secret Wars and then go back to her family quitting the superhero life never to be seen again
Ahhhh my favorite team, Literally Who and the What-Nows
accurately reflects the state of America
>Cassie Lang
It would be funny watching the dumb bitch beaten into submission by Carol, but Feige will never allow it
It would be fun if the actress are Jordyn Jones
2nd from left bottom looks like that beaner bernie chick
Paging Anakin Skywalker. Will Anakin Skywalker please report to the young avenger training area.
Remember when young avengers was a test bed for non mainstream shit like nagger america, gay dudes and nagger fucker?
Thank god women and darkies love to pay for superhero movie tickets. What? They don't? "The Marvels" is a bomb and Disney/marvel are still trying to punish white males for liking comics? Weird. Almost makes you think that this isn't about making money, and more about some israeli humiliation ritual.
I'm in love with Hailee Steinfeld and will watch whatever she is in no matter how terrible
Based and Haiz-pilled
That's the name of one of her albums.
You’re a good fanboy
I remember when superheroes were power fantasies for young boys and not political propaganda for people who never mentally matured past age 17
>a diverse and talented group of actors who represent the youth of this country
>rightoids have an autistic meltdown because they saw 1 (one) brown person
I wanna piss in her ear and when she asks why I tell her it's the sound of her career
who the fuck is top left most, middle left most, and middle right most?
Black Panther’s son.
Eli Bradley, grandson of the black 1950s Super soldier.
Love, The daughter of Gorr, who Thor adopted after the Gorr died in Love Thunder. (Get it. Love is Love and Thunder is Thor)
^…died in Love and Thunder..
>by the time black panther's son is 16, all the girls will be in their 30s
interesting
Middle left is Eli Bradley, who becomes Patriot. He’s Kate Bishop’s boyfriend, so he’ll be the one who will get Hailee Steinfeld blacked in the MCU.
I want to impregnate Haille and Kathryn. You guys can keep the rest
Nah… I’m getting a go on Hailee… that’s non negotiable
We need MORE Latinas
it's LatinX
Whatever
More gays and women wearing military costumes
You forgot the new Guardian.
>every last one of them is a copycat or race-flip of pre-existing legacy characters except for WASP.
So the creative tank is completely empty now, and all they're capable of creating is "WHAT IF WE (pre-existing legacy character), BUT A YOUNG RACE-FLIPPED AND GENDER-FLIPPED VERSION OF THAT CHARACTER?"
That’s how the comics are.
It’s all about Legacy.
Who are the bottom right kids?
The twins from WandaVision
The ugliness is jarring
>Phyla-Vell
>Gay character that is actually liked by the comics fandom
>Even if they like her for being a useless fuckup
>James Gunn finally introduces her to the MCU in Guardians 3
>she's a small child for some reason
This will never not be hilarious to me. They have literally no idea what they're doing.
gun might have done that as a parting gift after being pissed at infinity war and end game
Los americanos superheroes mutacion
Not a single nod to the demographic that got them here: the White Man. The arrogance is staggering. The downfall is delicious to observe.
Skaar, son of Hulk is right there.
Wanda’s twins Billy and Tommy are botto right.
Can you not spot white boys, anon?
Skaar, the character introduced awkwardly in when bulk, that shat on men and comic fans the entire show.
And the kids that both don't exist and are gay. Kathleen Kennedy gives her seal of approval.