The North Water

Just got finished watching this show.

>What did I think of it and more importantly, what did Cinemaphile think of it?

Basically The Terror season 1 minus all the supernatural stuff. Breddy gud, would recommend.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Basically The Terror season 1 minus all the supernatural stuff.
    That's a shame, but I heard it still has the same amount of buggery.
    Is it because it's anglo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >same amount of buggery
      pretty much yes, it's relevant to the plot but nothing graphic is shown on screen
      >Is it because it's anglo?
      it is because grimdark and on boat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it is because grimdark and on boat
        I guess a hole's a hole in pitch black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In fairness, the buggerer was Irish.
      And only following his inclination.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make two shows about the same thing at the exact same time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because it's kino, we need another one

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ending between buttfrickmcgee and mainguy kinda sucked but other than that it was like a tighter not-antiwhite (minorly racist in fact) version of the terror. I think I much prefer it in fact.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Terror: Eskimos dindu nothing and they only wanted to help and whiteys deserved to be eaten by the manbearpig for encroaching on the sacred Eski land
      >The North Water: Eskimos are greedy c**ts who would let you starve and freeze to death if you don't pay them and will laugh about it as they gouge the price

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The North Water: Eskimos are greedy c**ts who would let you starve and freeze to death if you don't pay them and will laugh about it as they gouge the price

        BASED

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was alluding to the priest's rant about them being moronic children btw

          in the book Cavendish also calls them ice-Black folk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Trust me you spend a bit of time with the South Sea Black folks you'd be calling all them shaded buggers Black folk to

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >South Sea Black folks
              in the book Drax called them South Sea Black folk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know, I just found Black folks funnier it seemed empathetic as if he had a really good time getting wasted with the fijians eating humans and stuff.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fijians
                well acshyually they were Marquesans, and probably specifically implied to be Typees because he namedropped his ship as "The Dolly, out of New Bedford"
                like Drax is alternative universe Herman Melville or some shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was alluding to the priest's rant about them being moronic children btw

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the terror if grrm wrote it
    No, thanks

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the shanty from the credits is an absolute banger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >A frightening new horror movie from the mind of Jordan Peele

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/49FWp7WLYKw

      god this is comfy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was kino

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's kino, simple as

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it. Farrell's Drax is just an amazingly entertaining character. I wish it lasted longer cuz I could've watched 3 seasons of the same thing easily.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Me watching episode 4: "OK, things are finally starting to pick up"
    >Me watching episode 5: "Wait, this is the last episode?"

    Boring show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      American

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's just like me...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look how happy he is, bros.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, a fricking midwit demon.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    north water: everyone is plotting to kill everyone else. paranoia, drugs, psychos everywhere, all are criminals
    terror: military brothers in honor, of one imperial proud nation trapped in the ice, hunted by the encroaching wilderness, madness coming from that, rot from within, one devil in their midst.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That's not too tight is it Mr. Drax? I
    >hahaha no, not at all

    What did he mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what are some other kinos about buggering cabin boys

      >18:49
      wtf and sodomymind

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are some other kinos about buggering cabin boys

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >has to portray an arctic hunter
    >becomes a literal walrus

    he’s so committed

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    threadly reminder drax passed sumner's inspection inb4 cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He admitted it to his mate when he asked him why, or at least he didn't defend it and said he made a mistake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they were talking about the killing
        buddy did the rape, drax did the kill

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what if the terror but with a good ending for the redeemed main character

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was perfect until that total shit ending

    LOL you don't know me bro, I'll do what I want! I'm Human!

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