Why didn't anybody tell me this was KINO
why don't they make more movies like this? Will they also not make any more since it didn't do well in the box office?
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The northman
This was pretend kino for anyone who actually watches real kino. egger's worst film and a hack effort, OP. You proved you don't watch many films and don't know what kino it. It was cliche and boring for the most part.
>This was pretend kino for anyone who actually watches real kino
Blah blah blah. So many words to tell us you suck dick.
It's Egger's first decent movie.
The only interesting part was him ripping off another director, so in other words he's trash and you're a homosexual.
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>the type of post a gay who likes the northman makes
>ahuahuahauha
Got the digits you deserve.
>Why didn't anybody tell me this was KINO
Cinemaphile is overrun with trannies who are trying to control the narrative. They are enemies of kino.
No, they won't because you refused to watch it in cinema moron.
I wasn't aware blame the marketing if there was another theatrical run I'd watch it 6 times
>Why didn't anybody tell me this was KINO
I did
This was real kino for anyone who actually watches real kino. egger's best film and a brilliant effort, OP. You proved you watch many films and know what kino is. It was unique and captivating for the most part.
Black Panther box office
>1.344 billion USD
The Northman box office
>68.8 million USD
Whitebros...
We did tell you and you shouldve known by the fact that liberal and reddit scum were complaining about the lack of Black folk in it.
1. it was
2. they won't because people like you didn't go see it
3. correct
Frick you janny. Frick you utter troony. Frick you for deleting the thread when I'd written out a long ass fricking scholarly learned ass homie reply. I reiterate, frick you.
Delete this fricking post you fricking 0$/hour sjit eating transsexual, you won't make any money out of it and you'll sure as frick never be a woman.
Frick you.
kek based
frick jannies
and frick hirojewmoot and his moronic craptcha
Reddit flick
post the dancing webm
Wow amleths mother is a fricking prostitute this movie really does show women's true nature
So true.
HAUNTED
VILLAGE
Give me Skarsgard raping and pillaging for 2 hours until Odin himself needs to stop him because hes too based.
I loved The Witch but thought The Lighthouse was actual, literal garbage however I have to admit that I did jerk off to the mermaid pussy a few times so it wasn't all bad
Should I watch The Northman? Kind of like The Lighthouse, it doesn't sound interesting to me at all based on its premise and I haven't heard anything good about the execution either unlike with The Witch
Because it's trash. Terrible fight scenes. Appalling writing. Derivative as frick.
That the only thing people can you that they liked about it was the lack of minorities should tell you how completely devoid of quality this film was.
It's his worst film by a long way. The Lighthouse was pretty good, if shallow. This was just a wannabe Conan the Barbarian meets Gladiator meets Hamlet but nowhere near as good as any of them.
Fight scenes were kino. The writing was just a redux of the original Norse saga of Hamlet, which just fits with their autismic recreation of accurate Norse life. High energy kinography
this flick is a reverse-filter: anyone who likes it has been pleb-filtered
>t. midwits
Its really good, real shame it flopped