The Northman in hindsight

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's decent, if Eggman added more action it would have been truly kino, I get that's it's as close as Hollywood can get to the shit but the pacing was a little slow for my liking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's decent, if Eggman added less action it would have been truly kino, I get that's it's as close as Hollywood can get to the shit but the pacing was a little fast for my liking.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Northman was utter shit. Why the screeching, soi acting, and chronic blue filtering throughout the film? Why was it shilled as this epic poltard movie when it was just completely ahistorical degenerate filth?

      Just the kind of pseudo-manly soi-brained degenerates it caters to.

      I watched this with my mom. My mom hated but it but I liked it.

      Your mom is a better person than you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This 10000%.

        "I am Amleth the Bear-wolf!"
        Shit just sounds like a homosexual euphemism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't have porn search terms 1,000 years ago, stupid.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The historical figure Amleth was never called 'the bear wolf', sodomite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chronic blue filtering throughout the film
        Completely appropriate for high latitude settings outside of clear summer days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhh so this is why it was so heavily shilled against; it triggered brownoids and troons. Lol!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ahhh so this is why it was so heavily shilled against; it triggered brownoids and troons. Lol!
        But you type like a brownoid and a troon. You in Delhi or Moscow?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and a troops yes good morning saar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      getting intestinal worms to own the libs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a problem for those who take Ivermectin.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this with my mom. My mom hated but it but I liked it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very very good in its own right, maybe not quite great but I love it anyway

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good movie. It drags a bit in the middle and Skarsgard should have looked more realistically rough rather than buff and the ATJ nude scenes could have been bolder and sexier. I expect a director's cut to be released eventually.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty boring movie. The action is unrealistic, yet also boring. I appreciate the somewhat faithful and non-woke depiction of European myth/folklore, but it's just not a great movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, it's a pastiche that never really builds drama or peaks

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Village act is a bit too long and the final fight too short. Other than that, pretty based.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why were Vikings portrayed as caveman-tier in this movie? Did ~~*they*~~ fund it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mudhuts in Africa 😐
      >Mudhuts in Europe :O

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kinography

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starts slow, but everything after his father is killed is absolute kino.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfectly -- it feels like watching an ancient legend come to life and I love it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too long, too much screaming
    5 stars

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >and a troops
    good morning saar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, yeah, phone. At the mall and bored. So sue me.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The costumes and scenery were good. The rest was pretentious bullshit.

    Valhalla Rising was like this too. For some reason vikings attract directors who want to waste everyone's time with soul-searching, subversive, meditative, lyrical, metaphysical, opaque, masterfully shot, brooding, carefully considered, unhurried, philosophically concerned, toweringly ambitious tone poems on the unanswerable questions. We can never just have a fun viking adventure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We can never just have a fun viking adventure
      Watch the Issur Danielovitch film The Vikings and Mario Bava's kino Erik the Conqueror. The Long Ships is an option as well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tarkovsky they are not but frick if they don’t try anyway

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how has it been two years?

    is the rest of my life just going to be defined by the years inbetween movie releases? whats is happening

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very forgettable jesus

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it, but it was flawed. I appreciated the historicity, attention to detail, and the overall story. I thought the acting was quality and the cinematography was solid, albeit not mind blowing.

    The action scenes were poorly choreographed in a few spots. Notably the long take attacking the Rus settlement and especially when Amleth attacks his uncles men to allow the ayylmao to escape - the latter was done very poorly relative to the rest of the film. Lots of obvious pulled punches and held back swings.

    Dragged a bit in the last act or so - most of my friends I watched it with were starting to tune out towards the end, but about a third of us stayed compelled the whole way through.

    I think anyone who enjoys theatre would really enjoy this film, but normies get bored with the pacing and YE OLDE ENGLISHE

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a movie for white people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing in it whatsoever that would suggest any racial implications unless you just don't like seeing the time period when all white societies still existed.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie fricking suck. Farting, burning infants alive, Viking rugby, pulling pranks on a sleepy goat farm, momcest, killing more kids, killing mom, dying in a volcano

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still pretty meh. I get why people try to champion it but they're coming from a place of desperation, not honesty.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love it. For me it’s one of those movies I’ll put on whenever I see it on if there’s nothing better on, like Predator or Starship Troopers

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still serves as a lesson that Chuds aren't profitable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vikings were leftist, that's what's going to happen to you when you finally get your anarchy zones, bands of armed men are going to take your valuables and your wife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chuds

      Man you guys just hate white people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        American idpol obsessed Chuds aren't white. The whole thing is a larp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s just a movie about Vikings. Your brain is poisoned

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's an American schlock with moronic, flanderized stereotypes about "vikings". It was aimed at the dissidents to see if the "silent majority" exists. It doesn't. Even when you rallied and turned this slop into your idpol hill to die on

            Ahhh so this is why it was so heavily shilled against; it triggered brownoids and troons. Lol!

            it still flopped.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              You're not white, Naftali Tyquan Dominguez.

              Mental illness

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have plenty of that, yes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is it about hair and eye color that makes these hispanic types so insecure?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just a movie about Vikings. Your brain is poisoned

        You're not white, Naftali Tyquan Dominguez.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit main cast doomed it to be less than what I could have been. Stellan’s loinspawn is dreadfully flat in his line delivery. As a completely silent warrior, he also lacks charisma. He still after so many years sounds like a complete pussyboy. Bog Kidman was okay, but frick if you’re likely to notice when her jaw is threatening to warp the frame at every turn. Ayyylmao was just there. Really, kind of a piss fire of bad acting wrapped up in a revenge story. Exceptional visuals at times, but that doesn’t make the film any less of a missed opportunity.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    load of shit

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