The Office

What would you do in this situation?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Call Dwight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how is Dwight a fricking nerd and dork yet such a powerhouse at the same time ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Autism

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 360 and walkout out of room

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Youd be facing the same way you fricking cottonpicker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lurk more newbie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          YOU lurk more
          back to the fields boi

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Falling for the reverse bait
          Oof. Tough look, rookie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hhhhhhhhhh

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Not realizing calling the 2nd poster a newbie is just the 3rd stage of the performance
            >Yours is the 4th
            >Mine the 5th

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It‘s bait all the way down

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he fell for the reverse reverse b8
            OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >falling for the reverse-reverse bait

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MEW is so fricking cute bros...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          GET

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            THAT

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My face would be buried in those breasts at that very moment

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Listen, I very much appreciate you throwing yourself at me like a prostitute, but I've fricked much hotter broads than you so get your uggs off my bed please.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ayy look imma give you five seconds to get your b***h ass out dis room before i step into dat turlet and drop a duece that smell like a dead body

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >documentary following you around even off work hours and filming everything you do
    >risking infidelity
    I'd slam my gut against hers until my 5 inch wiener squirted inside her without the cameras though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is why the american office is fricking shit. the documentary premise makes no sense. parks and rec can suck a dick as well, copycat bullshit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It turned into a cartoon around the time Moose and the farm appeared. Then it turned to shit when Michael left.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched the office. However, its a cute girl dressed down on a bed who is clearly into me. So I'd probably start undressing and have casual sex with her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there is such a thing as "too into you". Screams BPD and you definitely do not pull that shit around work.
      t. fricked the BPD manager bawd at work, made a ton of enemies and got fired.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        like I said, idk the context, but cute girl on bed, its time to frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Care to expand on this story? How did you make enemies anon?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you want March Madness? LETS GET MARCH MADNESS!!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cutest gril

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Call the documentary squad to bring in the light crew because there’s about to be some high fidelity amateur porn

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love how half the show is interviews with the camera crew and half the time they pretend like there isnt a camera crew filming them on the bed together while she flirts with him trying to sleep with him. Just shoot the camera a Jim look, Jim. Then everyone will know you think this hotel situation is wacky.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >post-show airing panel
      >all the office workers are bashful and asking for privacy like they didn't just spend 15 years being filmed at their weddings and off the job drinking at bars or having dinner parties and when they wake up in the morning

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cheat on my receptionist with that petite latina booty

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >every new non-fat girl was into jim
    Why did they do this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name one "new" fat girl on that show. Actually, just name one fat girl who has ever even appeared on that show who isnt named Phillis.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >just name one fat girl who has ever even appeared on that show who isnt named Phillis.
        Pam

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you cant, exactly. I think there was like, a handful of moments another woman flirted with Jim, at best. Its because the only non moronic male he works with is gay, so they had to bring in a moronic female character, Erin, to even things out.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Name one "new" fat girl on that show. Actually, just name one fat girl who has ever even appeared on that show who isnt named Phillis.

            There was a fat girl that was into Kevin in some episode, don't think she worked for Dunder Miffling but still. I cba to look but remember she had a big pointy nose

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              touche

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Early Mindy Kaling was pleasingly plump.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What did the director of photography mean in this shot framing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How could you resist this? She's such a goddess. I'd be tripping over my boner just to talk to her. I'd want to squeeze her boobs and smack her butt in and kiss her and fondle her and let her jerk me off while I fingered her with one hand and smelled her hair and squeezed her boobs with my other hand and that would just be to get the easy one cause I wouldn't want to cum too quick when I actually pump her.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick her brains out.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Id call my wife and loudly talk with her about how strange it is this ugly bawd is in my room, destroying Katie's plausible deniability

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If she loves March Madness then why doesn't she know if it's March Madness? She's a fricking liar and deserved everything she got.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't keep it up for the same woman for a day over three-four years. So I absolutely would frick her.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to get away with cheating like I do on my wife you have to follow rules.

    Never frick a coworker
    Never exchange socials
    Never frick a girl in the same city as you

    Jim made the right call

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course you can frick cowokers, it's like the person(s) your most likely to frick. If your girl works there or has any ties to it at all then duh, no but still, if not then there you go.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        too close for comfort. it can come out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Never frick a girl in the same city as you
      My coworker does this. His mistress works at the same company, but at a different branch. They frick every time our branches meet for conventions and business trips and shit like that. Maybe 5 times a year or something. To my knowledge they have zero interaction outside of that. Business trips in general are massive orgies.

      But I would say the number one rule of cheating is to cheat with a girl who is also married or in a serious relationship. She must have something to lose as well. A lot of times mistresses will deliberately spill the beans in hopes of taking the man for herself

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not cheat on Pam in front of a film crew, in order to establish my rep as a faithful husband; so that I'd have free reign to cheat off-camera.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >march madness last year
    >$1 daves single from wendys daily for a month
    >march madness this year
    >$1 daves single one time coupon
    amerifat bros...

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >love gf
    >find out she cheated on me
    >heartbroken but still love her so I stay
    >cheat on her every opportunity I get as revenge but still stay
    Guilt free cheating is pretty great bros. No wonder psychopathic women do it so often.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gross
      Took enough chances raw dogging turbo bawds when I was younger
      Lucky as frick I didn't end up with a STD so I'll just be fricking my wife from now on

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Her desperation is what turned jim off. He likes chasing woman he can't have.

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