Listen, I very much appreciate you throwing yourself at me like a prostitute, but I've fricked much hotter broads than you so get your uggs off my bed please.
>documentary following you around even off work hours and filming everything you do >risking infidelity
I'd slam my gut against hers until my 5 inch wiener squirted inside her without the cameras though
I've never watched the office. However, its a cute girl dressed down on a bed who is clearly into me. So I'd probably start undressing and have casual sex with her.
there is such a thing as "too into you". Screams BPD and you definitely do not pull that shit around work.
t. fricked the BPD manager bawd at work, made a ton of enemies and got fired.
I love how half the show is interviews with the camera crew and half the time they pretend like there isnt a camera crew filming them on the bed together while she flirts with him trying to sleep with him. Just shoot the camera a Jim look, Jim. Then everyone will know you think this hotel situation is wacky.
>post-show airing panel >all the office workers are bashful and asking for privacy like they didn't just spend 15 years being filmed at their weddings and off the job drinking at bars or having dinner parties and when they wake up in the morning
you cant, exactly. I think there was like, a handful of moments another woman flirted with Jim, at best. Its because the only non moronic male he works with is gay, so they had to bring in a moronic female character, Erin, to even things out.
Name one "new" fat girl on that show. Actually, just name one fat girl who has ever even appeared on that show who isnt named Phillis.
There was a fat girl that was into Kevin in some episode, don't think she worked for Dunder Miffling but still. I cba to look but remember she had a big pointy nose
How could you resist this? She's such a goddess. I'd be tripping over my boner just to talk to her. I'd want to squeeze her boobs and smack her butt in and kiss her and fondle her and let her jerk me off while I fingered her with one hand and smelled her hair and squeezed her boobs with my other hand and that would just be to get the easy one cause I wouldn't want to cum too quick when I actually pump her.
Of course you can frick cowokers, it's like the person(s) your most likely to frick. If your girl works there or has any ties to it at all then duh, no but still, if not then there you go.
>Never frick a girl in the same city as you
My coworker does this. His mistress works at the same company, but at a different branch. They frick every time our branches meet for conventions and business trips and shit like that. Maybe 5 times a year or something. To my knowledge they have zero interaction outside of that. Business trips in general are massive orgies.
But I would say the number one rule of cheating is to cheat with a girl who is also married or in a serious relationship. She must have something to lose as well. A lot of times mistresses will deliberately spill the beans in hopes of taking the man for herself
>love gf >find out she cheated on me >heartbroken but still love her so I stay >cheat on her every opportunity I get as revenge but still stay
Guilt free cheating is pretty great bros. No wonder psychopathic women do it so often.
Gross
Took enough chances raw dogging turbo bawds when I was younger
Lucky as frick I didn't end up with a STD so I'll just be fricking my wife from now on
Call Dwight
how is Dwight a fricking nerd and dork yet such a powerhouse at the same time ?
Autism
Do a 360 and walkout out of room
Youd be facing the same way you fricking cottonpicker
lurk more newbie
YOU lurk more
back to the fields boi
>Falling for the reverse bait
Oof. Tough look, rookie
hhhhhhhhhh
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
>Not realizing calling the 2nd poster a newbie is just the 3rd stage of the performance
>Yours is the 4th
>Mine the 5th
It‘s bait all the way down
>he fell for the reverse reverse b8
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>falling for the reverse-reverse bait
MEW is so fricking cute bros...
GET
THAT
My face would be buried in those breasts at that very moment
Listen, I very much appreciate you throwing yourself at me like a prostitute, but I've fricked much hotter broads than you so get your uggs off my bed please.
ayy look imma give you five seconds to get your b***h ass out dis room before i step into dat turlet and drop a duece that smell like a dead body
>documentary following you around even off work hours and filming everything you do
>risking infidelity
I'd slam my gut against hers until my 5 inch wiener squirted inside her without the cameras though
this is why the american office is fricking shit. the documentary premise makes no sense. parks and rec can suck a dick as well, copycat bullshit
It turned into a cartoon around the time Moose and the farm appeared. Then it turned to shit when Michael left.
I've never watched the office. However, its a cute girl dressed down on a bed who is clearly into me. So I'd probably start undressing and have casual sex with her.
there is such a thing as "too into you". Screams BPD and you definitely do not pull that shit around work.
t. fricked the BPD manager bawd at work, made a ton of enemies and got fired.
like I said, idk the context, but cute girl on bed, its time to frick
Care to expand on this story? How did you make enemies anon?
you want March Madness? LETS GET MARCH MADNESS!!
cutest gril
Call the documentary squad to bring in the light crew because there’s about to be some high fidelity amateur porn
I love how half the show is interviews with the camera crew and half the time they pretend like there isnt a camera crew filming them on the bed together while she flirts with him trying to sleep with him. Just shoot the camera a Jim look, Jim. Then everyone will know you think this hotel situation is wacky.
>post-show airing panel
>all the office workers are bashful and asking for privacy like they didn't just spend 15 years being filmed at their weddings and off the job drinking at bars or having dinner parties and when they wake up in the morning
Cheat on my receptionist with that petite latina booty
>every new non-fat girl was into jim
Why did they do this
Name one "new" fat girl on that show. Actually, just name one fat girl who has ever even appeared on that show who isnt named Phillis.
>just name one fat girl who has ever even appeared on that show who isnt named Phillis.
Pam
you cant, exactly. I think there was like, a handful of moments another woman flirted with Jim, at best. Its because the only non moronic male he works with is gay, so they had to bring in a moronic female character, Erin, to even things out.
There was a fat girl that was into Kevin in some episode, don't think she worked for Dunder Miffling but still. I cba to look but remember she had a big pointy nose
touche
Early Mindy Kaling was pleasingly plump.
What did the director of photography mean in this shot framing
How could you resist this? She's such a goddess. I'd be tripping over my boner just to talk to her. I'd want to squeeze her boobs and smack her butt in and kiss her and fondle her and let her jerk me off while I fingered her with one hand and smelled her hair and squeezed her boobs with my other hand and that would just be to get the easy one cause I wouldn't want to cum too quick when I actually pump her.
Frick her brains out.
Id call my wife and loudly talk with her about how strange it is this ugly bawd is in my room, destroying Katie's plausible deniability
If she loves March Madness then why doesn't she know if it's March Madness? She's a fricking liar and deserved everything she got.
I can't keep it up for the same woman for a day over three-four years. So I absolutely would frick her.
If you want to get away with cheating like I do on my wife you have to follow rules.
Never frick a coworker
Never exchange socials
Never frick a girl in the same city as you
Jim made the right call
Of course you can frick cowokers, it's like the person(s) your most likely to frick. If your girl works there or has any ties to it at all then duh, no but still, if not then there you go.
too close for comfort. it can come out.
>Never frick a girl in the same city as you
My coworker does this. His mistress works at the same company, but at a different branch. They frick every time our branches meet for conventions and business trips and shit like that. Maybe 5 times a year or something. To my knowledge they have zero interaction outside of that. Business trips in general are massive orgies.
But I would say the number one rule of cheating is to cheat with a girl who is also married or in a serious relationship. She must have something to lose as well. A lot of times mistresses will deliberately spill the beans in hopes of taking the man for herself
not cheat on Pam in front of a film crew, in order to establish my rep as a faithful husband; so that I'd have free reign to cheat off-camera.
>march madness last year
>$1 daves single from wendys daily for a month
>march madness this year
>$1 daves single one time coupon
amerifat bros...
>love gf
>find out she cheated on me
>heartbroken but still love her so I stay
>cheat on her every opportunity I get as revenge but still stay
Guilt free cheating is pretty great bros. No wonder psychopathic women do it so often.
Gross
Took enough chances raw dogging turbo bawds when I was younger
Lucky as frick I didn't end up with a STD so I'll just be fricking my wife from now on
Her desperation is what turned jim off. He likes chasing woman he can't have.