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Is there a single American adaptation that even comes close to the original?
>The Office. >Kitchen Nightmares. >Top Gear. >Austinpussy
>The Office
>Kitchen Nightmares
>Top Gear
>Austinpussy
Is there a single American adaptation that even comes close to the original?
>Is there a single American adaptation that even comes close to the original?
Civilization.
>Civilization.
>posts Faustian hubris
Odd choice of words.
Huh, he should stick to catching ghosts.
>NUUOO CIVILIZATION IS LE BAD BECAUSE... SOME YET ANOTHER NIHILISTIC "GERMAN INTELLECTUAL" SAID SO!
Krauts, not even once.
Personally, I fricking love western civilization, I think we got a fantastic result of the past 1700 years under the guidance of Christianity, individualism, and our greco-roman forebears. There are an infinite number of ways it could have gone worse, and it didn't. Oh no, there's a few problems that still need ironing out and we're going to have to evolve our consciousness to get a grip on them since we've already solved literally every single low hanging fruit problem mankind has ever faced. And there's a lot of frickers around who are trying to spoil the greatness for the rest of us, but we'll solve that too. We'll get there. Life in western civilization is fricking awesome, I love my background and family and our traditions, I love the opportunities I have, I love the feeling that I can face any problem because I'm not afraid of the unknown and I know my peoples' way is pretty much the best. Frankly I think the only people who wouldn't love WesCiv is antisocial nihilistic deluded resentful apocalypse psychopaths who hate life because they're afraid to talk to girls or think they deserve more resources and respect for doing nothing and having no talents or passions.
The anglosphere takes collective credit for that actually
Fricking SLAMMED and JAMMED
kek based
Nah
Will England ever recover from this savage beating?
England can't even recover from losing their entire empire.
>British Empire...covered an astonishing 13.71 million square miles
>The moon's surface area is about 14.6 million square miles
England BFTO.
non-Americans fuming
Three's Company is vastly superior to Man About the House.
americans don't need shows about cars just like we don't need shows about freedom
we just live it. experience it.
meanwhile bongs get stabbed constantly in some ghetto london subway lolz.
>but the reality is that New York still appears to be more violent than London.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43628494
London is a crime-ridden shithole but if it was a yank city it'd be in the best 10% for crime
Really makes you think
Sounds like you don't quite grasp what a "crime-ridden shithole" is, or are just barking Russian agitprop. Try Moscow or Rio de Janeiro.
Fun fact: during the height of the Afghanistan war, the entire country was considered statistically safer than Detroit, Chicago, New York, Boston, San Francisco, Los Angeles, or Las Vegas individually.
That's not a fact, that's even more agitprop you're trying to trouble people with.
It literally is a fact, though. US cities are that bad that a literal warzone is statistically safer. I'm sorry reality troubles you so.
Not that anon but it's definitely false for Boston, MA has really strict gun laws and is one of the safest states in the US. Afghanistan has nearly twice the homicide rate of Boston
You're thinking of just murders, not violent crime
>It literally is a fact, though.
See
, you're disagreeing with your own Messiah.
lmao good one Ivan
*Drumpf
>https://www.aei.org/politics-and-public-opinion/criminal-justice/trump-right-chicago-more-dangerous-than-afghanistan-yes-and-no/
Everyone knows that the Afghans are diligent in accurately reporting crime statistics. Especially the ones out in country who barely know what electricity is.
And yet Afghanistan still had worse violent crime rates than anywhere in Europe, but still better than the US. Considering the US military was supposedly in power, I think it's your meatshield mutts who brought their average up.
ya if you look up the statistics middle eastern countries have less rapes too
you believe stats coming out of desert countries, fricking moron
>don't trust the mainstream stats when they disagree with me
>trust the mainstream stats when they agree with me
The eternal dillemma of the mutt.
the mainstream stats when they agree with me
Who are you quoting
You, you silly c**t.
Can you show me where, you braindead Black person?
Why would you ever care?
Question is, why don't you?
Those are two different anons moron.
Your post doesn't even rebut the post you're replying to, moronic thirdie Black person
It does, but you'd need more than 2 brain cells to understand it, apparently.
>Afghanistan doesn't faithfully report certain statistics due to corruption, decentralization, and geographically isolated communities
>uhhh but Europe's are still lower!
Explain how that disproves the initial claim whatsoever
The difference between london and new york is 80% of americans will never step foot in that state, where as you gays live the dream everyday
You know England alone is much bigger than London, right?
You know England is smaller than the state of NY right?
Unless you're an underage white girl inshallah.
Literally irrelevant to your claim that everyone in the UK lives in London.
>your claim
I claimed nothing.
I'm just making fun of your shitty country.
>I claimed nothing.
Yes, you did.
>where as you gays live the dream everyday
Backing out now that you've realised you fricked up?
That wasn't me you actual moron.
Do you actually realize there are more than 1 person talking to you?
>posts anonymously
>literally arguing in defence of a moronic post
>"nuh uh wasn't me!!!"
Sad. At least stand by what you say.
Compares a shit and a turd.
See the post it's in reply to.
Who's line is it anyway 🙂
>Austinpussy
>American adaptation
Please explain what Austin Powers is an ADAPTION of?
It's an American adaptation on Austin Powers' life
The Office was better than the original until Carell left, why they bothered continuing it is anyone's guess.
Because it was a cash cow, even without Steve.
A full Tom Cruise Austin Powers movie would've probably been the best movie of all time
Like an actual comedy or just a straight spy movie?
Nobody would've been able to tell
Ethan Hunt is just dollar store Bond so this basically already happened
Wilfred was pretty good
Fistful of Dollars
The Departed
Fistful of Dollars does not come close to Yojimbo.
Imagine admitting you're not American
US Office mogs the frick out of Office UK
Top Gear UK is the best of its lot (congratulations? it was never really a debate, we love it too, no one's feelings are hurt?)
I could not possibly give less of a shit about kitchen Black personmares and gordon cucksey's contrived antics
Also that Austin Powers scene you posted is literally just a ripoff of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, lmao.
>PAGING MISTER HERMAN
Is it just me, or are the BRICSbots getting a little desperate?
Sorcerer is better than wages of fear. Frick you.
An American version of The Office was one thing but a female lead remake of Peep Show is another. I was never too bothered about burger adaptions before the announcement of this one triggered me big time.
*but the announcement
I'm not esl I promise
House of Cards.
chequed and requed
kek. they use all kindsa camera tricks to make tom cruise seem bigger but sometimes you can really tell what a manlet he is LOL