hercules is great, its like watching three stooges with giant boob women throwing themselves at sorbo and hilarious cgi. both shows have amazing side characters.
^this + It's very much in the spirit of greek myths like the odyssey where the hero would fuck around with every women friends or foes and the odd mythological booby creature.
Truly the stuff of legends!
Kevin Sorbo like most right wing grifters on that day shot themselves in the foot. Instead of shutting up and watching how it plays out they gave play by play tweets and when the realized how bad this looks started accusing them of being antifa to save face. He regrets tweeting that day I guarantee it
She got the Xena role because the original lady got sick, it's common knowledge
>In a 2007 interview with FilmStew, for example, Sorbo complained that Lawless had received a small part in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man film (Raimi had previously produced Hercules and Xena). The actor said: "I think Lucy got a small part in it because she's married to Sam Raimi's partner, Rob Tapert. She started having an affair with him down in New Zealand. She left her husband and he left his wife of 15 years. So that's how that whole thing got together."
Yeah, she started fucking Rob AFTER she was already cast as Xena. She did not get the part in exchange for a blowjob or some shit, she was already doing bit parts in Hercules
He was talking about Spider-Man, and how Xena got more resources and attention. And he's not wrong, she had an affair with Tapert and then married him.
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Yeah but how does that translate to fucking for roles? Plenty of spouses put their significant others in their films, it's a well known and accepted perk of being their muse
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... Are you dense? She clearly fucked him to get ahead
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Yeah she fucked him because he was the producer, and he fucked her because she was hot. I don't see the issue
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She's a whore
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Same thing with Ronald and Nancy. He was married and the head of the actors union when nacy started fucking him for better roles.
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and she ain't gonna fuck you or let drink her bath water no matter how hard you whiteknight for her anon
snap out of it anon
>Yeah, she started fucking Rob AFTER she was already cast as Xena.
This is just naivete on your part. Lmao you think adults waited to have sex so it would all look above board?
Anyway if she got it like that who cares, much of the time it's like that in cinema, she wouldn't be the first or the last. But she did a great job, she was fantastic as Xena. That physique, those eyes, those crazy faces... just perfect for the role of a strong, crazy and exotic female warrior.
just focus on loving the characters and the stories not the actors.
they're pretty much all batshit insane these days when not downright evil like Jackie Chan being a CCP mouthpiece
[...] >In a 2007 interview with FilmStew, for example, Sorbo complained that Lawless had received a small part in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man film (Raimi had previously produced Hercules and Xena). The actor said: "I think Lucy got a small part in it because she's married to Sam Raimi's partner, Rob Tapert. She started having an affair with him down in New Zealand. She left her husband and he left his wife of 15 years. So that's how that whole thing got together."
She is the meme of the crying guy wearing a smiling mask
I wanted to like that show, but at the end of the day it is a lot of sweaty naked man and their swinging dicks taking showers with eachother. Xena is much better-less naked dudes.
that armour is based
"I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest armour. If on your journey, you should encounter God, and he tries to cut off your magnificent breasts, your breasts wont be cut."
Hattori Hanzo
>dying in a foreign land and leaving your lover / bff all alone for the sake of some slant eyes you don't even know
man, the ending really fucking sucked
no she doesn't in that show, but you need to understand anon, that it was a simpler time when porn magazines were still a thing and the appeal of watching a horror movie was the shower scene
ah the lengths I would go trough at 13yo to see boobs... and then the internet happened
Gabrielle sells herself as a concubine in some warlords harem in order to save a relative. Xena finds out and does the same thing to help rescue them. Lots of slutty belly dancing and bath house intrigue ensues, as well as bondage beatings if you're into that sort of thing.
Does it really qualify as "fucking for roles and benefits" when you say yes to marriage and carry one particular producer's children? I'm guessing they genuinely liked each other, just a thought
>that one time aphrodite became mortal and got called out on her snatch smelling like fish >that one time gabrielle was talking about how she eats out xena and then got hit in the face with a fish >that one time xena got reduced to her primal instincts and had an uncontrollable urge to hunt fish
man, this show really likes fish
holy shit totally forgot about that show
I used to get so pissed off watching it as a kid because they would only give punches and hit with the hilts of their sword!
USE THE POINTY END AND THE SLASHY SIDE YOU DUMB-DUMBS!
The race shit never bothered me in this show. Probably because they did nothing to call attention to it in the show or in the press.
Anyway, later seasons Gabrielle a hot.
The race shit never bothered me in this show. Probably because they did nothing to call attention to it in the show or in the press.
Anyway, later seasons Gabrielle a hot.
it was all maori halfies and just general middle-earth-dwellers none of whom were dark. just blokes back then.
Nah there were American blacks too, sometimes. Tony Todd was in an episode. Most were just Maori mutts though, you're right. NZ had a tiny acting pool, so they just cast whomever.
Nah there were American blacks too, sometimes. Tony Todd was in an episode. Most were just Maori mutts though, you're right. NZ had a tiny acting pool, so they just cast whomever.
yeah, that was a bit exagerrated. tony todd was in a few roles around the series and i would not begrudge anyone a tony todd.
>that one saving private ryan episode where the amazons are slaughtered while trying to storm a beach >or the episode where xena is sent to an all woman's prison island
this show hit all of my fetishes
The directing was great in that episode. The opening of The Debt part one where they're just slaughtering Chinks is amazing too. Xena really pushed directing and soundtrack boundaries back then, especially for a syndicated show.
raimikino
unbelievably hard right now
SEXO QUIERO SEXO
I always found that setting and costumes incredibly depressing, don't know why
they're perfectly budgeted, not cheap not expensive. unlike the cgi.
rent free, 24/7
Can we not talk about talking about not talking about trannies? You seem to be obsessed
i am presently on a slow watch of herc/xena with my bros and it is incredibly comfy and wholesome but also theres lots of near nudity.
>superior
>chud free
pick one and only one
I have Hercules but when do I start Xena. I want to watch Xena because she's hot but I want the story continuity
think xena spun off at herc S2
Just watch Xena. Hercules was reward for mommy letting you watch Xena.
hercules is great, its like watching three stooges with giant boob women throwing themselves at sorbo and hilarious cgi. both shows have amazing side characters.
^this + It's very much in the spirit of greek myths like the odyssey where the hero would fuck around with every women friends or foes and the odd mythological booby creature.
Truly the stuff of legends!
Anything before the late 2000s was good. Now you gotta have a black chud elite hacker and spiky purple hair ball-busting Asian bulldyke in every team.
I used to like Kevin Sorbo until he became a chud. Good thing Xena put him in his place.
sorbo is hyper-chud but i still love him, i hear he's gonna be in the next christian apocalypse movie (replacing nick cage)
Jojojojojo Hercules BTFO by Xena here.
Kevin Sorbo like most right wing grifters on that day shot themselves in the foot. Instead of shutting up and watching how it plays out they gave play by play tweets and when the realized how bad this looks started accusing them of being antifa to save face. He regrets tweeting that day I guarantee it
has anyone ever not regretted tweeting
The only bad thing that happened that day came from the capitol police
Are you actually a retarded leftist?
Ah this is why he was given no cameo in Ash vs Ed or any Raimi project
well he also had the cancer for a while
She's still salty that Kevin let everyone know she got the Xena role by spreading her legs.
Source?
>In a 2007 interview with FilmStew, for example, Sorbo complained that Lawless had received a small part in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man film (Raimi had previously produced Hercules and Xena). The actor said: "I think Lucy got a small part in it because she's married to Sam Raimi's partner, Rob Tapert. She started having an affair with him down in New Zealand. She left her husband and he left his wife of 15 years. So that's how that whole thing got together."
Yeah, she started fucking Rob AFTER she was already cast as Xena. She did not get the part in exchange for a blowjob or some shit, she was already doing bit parts in Hercules
He was talking about Spider-Man, and how Xena got more resources and attention. And he's not wrong, she had an affair with Tapert and then married him.
Yeah but how does that translate to fucking for roles? Plenty of spouses put their significant others in their films, it's a well known and accepted perk of being their muse
... Are you dense? She clearly fucked him to get ahead
Yeah she fucked him because he was the producer, and he fucked her because she was hot. I don't see the issue
She's a whore
Same thing with Ronald and Nancy. He was married and the head of the actors union when nacy started fucking him for better roles.
and she ain't gonna fuck you or let drink her bath water no matter how hard you whiteknight for her anon
snap out of it anon
>Yeah, she started fucking Rob AFTER she was already cast as Xena.
This is just naivete on your part. Lmao you think adults waited to have sex so it would all look above board?
what difference does it make?
>Yeah, she started fucking Rob AFTER she was already cast as Xena
No, they got married after.
She got the Xena role because the original lady got sick, it's common knowledge
Anyway if she got it like that who cares, much of the time it's like that in cinema, she wouldn't be the first or the last. But she did a great job, she was fantastic as Xena. That physique, those eyes, those crazy faces... just perfect for the role of a strong, crazy and exotic female warrior.
You misspelled chad
just focus on loving the characters and the stories not the actors.
they're pretty much all batshit insane these days when not downright evil like Jackie Chan being a CCP mouthpiece
Jackie Cham has to be a CCP mouthpoece or they will execute his famiry.
>sorbo uses a short sentence with a stabbin implication
>lawless goes on a long-winded sperg rant with words words words
The left can't meme
She is the meme of the crying guy wearing a smiling mask
thats most people on twitter, on both sides
Kevin Sore-hole is literally a lesbian trans man pissbaby
*blocks your path*
sorry but she looks like a trans
t. obsessed with dicks
nah she's just a butch woman, she gets naked a lot because raimi-tv is based
not to mention the spartacus tv show, it's great a childhood dream come true
I wanted to like that show, but at the end of the day it is a lot of sweaty naked man and their swinging dicks taking showers with eachother. Xena is much better-less naked dudes.
>chud-free
Xena was pure dyke festival
Why is Xena dressing as a samurai in the last season? I never watched this in my country. I think they had some the first seasons.
it was only the last two episodes. she went to japan to help a dead princess friend the she used to know back in the day.
that armour is based
"I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest armour. If on your journey, you should encounter God, and he tries to cut off your magnificent breasts, your breasts wont be cut."
Hattori Hanzo
>dying in a foreign land and leaving your lover / bff all alone for the sake of some slant eyes you don't even know
man, the ending really fucking sucked
she looks like aubrey plaza in that pic
it's uncanny
>aubrey plaza has the slack jawed, gaunt cheeked, blank eyed facial expression of a dying person
never noticed it until now, but you're right
xena dies in the last episode?
yup
Maybe I think she got reinforced as joxer in the 1950s or something and she was a ghost for a while too.
I thought the series ended with Xena and Gabrielle being crucified side by side
that was the end of season 4 or something. she became an arch angel after being crucified for the second time
as one does in that type of situation
It did.
That was the end of season four. It lasted to six seasons.
what are the best xena fanservice moments?
Old Ares Had a Farm
Who's Gurkhan?
>Old Ares Had a Farm
based
where can I stream this?
what is hot about this episode?
Does Xena ever get naked or her clothes stripped off?
no she doesn't in that show, but you need to understand anon, that it was a simpler time when porn magazines were still a thing and the appeal of watching a horror movie was the shower scene
ah the lengths I would go trough at 13yo to see boobs... and then the internet happened
whos gurkhan has to be in the top 10
what happens in this episode?
Gabrielle sells herself as a concubine in some warlords harem in order to save a relative. Xena finds out and does the same thing to help rescue them. Lots of slutty belly dancing and bath house intrigue ensues, as well as bondage beatings if you're into that sort of thing.
Didn't an episode of Xena have a beauty pageant where a chud/crossdresser won?
yup, and the pageant was hosted by a garden gnome merchant named Salmoneus
glad they skipped the Hermaphrodites episode!
This was the first clue I had the sorbo might be a racist.
I thought Xena was based and didn't have LGBT propaganda....
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>he actually thought Xena wasn't lesbo coombait
>even after the weinstein shit proved it happens people still find it impossible that actresses might fuck people for roles and benefits
Really?
Does it really qualify as "fucking for roles and benefits" when you say yes to marriage and carry one particular producer's children? I'm guessing they genuinely liked each other, just a thought
Yes
>that one time aphrodite became mortal and got called out on her snatch smelling like fish
>that one time gabrielle was talking about how she eats out xena and then got hit in the face with a fish
>that one time xena got reduced to her primal instincts and had an uncontrollable urge to hunt fish
man, this show really likes fish
I there a good version of Sinbad?
I remember jerking off to that girl a lot.
holy shit totally forgot about that show
I used to get so pissed off watching it as a kid because they would only give punches and hit with the hilts of their sword!
USE THE POINTY END AND THE SLASHY SIDE YOU DUMB-DUMBS!
>chud-free
>full of Greek gods
Yeah very woke-free show
The race shit never bothered me in this show. Probably because they did nothing to call attention to it in the show or in the press.
Anyway, later seasons Gabrielle a hot.
it was all maori halfies and just general middle-earth-dwellers none of whom were dark. just blokes back then.
Nah there were American blacks too, sometimes. Tony Todd was in an episode. Most were just Maori mutts though, you're right. NZ had a tiny acting pool, so they just cast whomever.
Say who is your mommy
atalanta
yeah, that was a bit exagerrated. tony todd was in a few roles around the series and i would not begrudge anyone a tony todd.
>that one saving private ryan episode where the amazons are slaughtered while trying to storm a beach
>or the episode where xena is sent to an all woman's prison island
this show hit all of my fetishes
Does she get spanked? Dommed? Stripped butt nekkid? Forced to dance for money?
The directing was great in that episode. The opening of The Debt part one where they're just slaughtering Chinks is amazing too. Xena really pushed directing and soundtrack boundaries back then, especially for a syndicated show.
it was the perfect product of its time
camp, comedy, drama, action, sex. it had everything for everyone, even lesbian bull dyke feminists liked it.
Lesbian bull dyke feminists were its biggest fans.
Actual pure kino
alos the monsters were fucking great