The original, superior and tranny-free cinematic universe

The original, superior and chud-free cinematic universe

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    raimikino

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      unbelievably hard right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO QUIERO SEXO

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I always found that setting and costumes incredibly depressing, don't know why

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they're perfectly budgeted, not cheap not expensive. unlike the cgi.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rent free, 24/7

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can we not talk about talking about not talking about trannies? You seem to be obsessed

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i am presently on a slow watch of herc/xena with my bros and it is incredibly comfy and wholesome but also theres lots of near nudity.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >superior
    >chud free
    pick one and only one

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have Hercules but when do I start Xena. I want to watch Xena because she's hot but I want the story continuity

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      think xena spun off at herc S2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch Xena. Hercules was reward for mommy letting you watch Xena.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hercules is great, its like watching three stooges with giant boob women throwing themselves at sorbo and hilarious cgi. both shows have amazing side characters.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          ^this + It's very much in the spirit of greek myths like the odyssey where the hero would fuck around with every women friends or foes and the odd mythological booby creature.
          Truly the stuff of legends!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anything before the late 2000s was good. Now you gotta have a black chud elite hacker and spiky purple hair ball-busting Asian bulldyke in every team.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I used to like Kevin Sorbo until he became a chud. Good thing Xena put him in his place.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sorbo is hyper-chud but i still love him, i hear he's gonna be in the next christian apocalypse movie (replacing nick cage)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jojojojojo Hercules BTFO by Xena here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kevin Sorbo like most right wing grifters on that day shot themselves in the foot. Instead of shutting up and watching how it plays out they gave play by play tweets and when the realized how bad this looks started accusing them of being antifa to save face. He regrets tweeting that day I guarantee it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        has anyone ever not regretted tweeting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The only bad thing that happened that day came from the capitol police

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually a retarded leftist?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ah this is why he was given no cameo in Ash vs Ed or any Raimi project

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        well he also had the cancer for a while

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Jojojojojo Hercules BTFO by Xena here.

      She's still salty that Kevin let everyone know she got the Xena role by spreading her legs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She got the Xena role because the original lady got sick, it's common knowledge

          >In a 2007 interview with FilmStew, for example, Sorbo complained that Lawless had received a small part in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man film (Raimi had previously produced Hercules and Xena). The actor said: "I think Lucy got a small part in it because she's married to Sam Raimi's partner, Rob Tapert. She started having an affair with him down in New Zealand. She left her husband and he left his wife of 15 years. So that's how that whole thing got together."

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, she started fucking Rob AFTER she was already cast as Xena. She did not get the part in exchange for a blowjob or some shit, she was already doing bit parts in Hercules

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He was talking about Spider-Man, and how Xena got more resources and attention. And he's not wrong, she had an affair with Tapert and then married him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but how does that translate to fucking for roles? Plenty of spouses put their significant others in their films, it's a well known and accepted perk of being their muse

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ... Are you dense? She clearly fucked him to get ahead

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah she fucked him because he was the producer, and he fucked her because she was hot. I don't see the issue

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She's a whore

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Same thing with Ronald and Nancy. He was married and the head of the actors union when nacy started fucking him for better roles.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                and she ain't gonna fuck you or let drink her bath water no matter how hard you whiteknight for her anon
                snap out of it anon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah, she started fucking Rob AFTER she was already cast as Xena.
              This is just naivete on your part. Lmao you think adults waited to have sex so it would all look above board?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what difference does it make?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah, she started fucking Rob AFTER she was already cast as Xena
              No, they got married after.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She got the Xena role because the original lady got sick, it's common knowledge

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        Anyway if she got it like that who cares, much of the time it's like that in cinema, she wouldn't be the first or the last. But she did a great job, she was fantastic as Xena. That physique, those eyes, those crazy faces... just perfect for the role of a strong, crazy and exotic female warrior.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You misspelled chad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just focus on loving the characters and the stories not the actors.
      they're pretty much all batshit insane these days when not downright evil like Jackie Chan being a CCP mouthpiece

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Jackie Cham has to be a CCP mouthpoece or they will execute his famiry.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sorbo uses a short sentence with a stabbin implication
      >lawless goes on a long-winded sperg rant with words words words
      The left can't meme

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >In a 2007 interview with FilmStew, for example, Sorbo complained that Lawless had received a small part in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man film (Raimi had previously produced Hercules and Xena). The actor said: "I think Lucy got a small part in it because she's married to Sam Raimi's partner, Rob Tapert. She started having an affair with him down in New Zealand. She left her husband and he left his wife of 15 years. So that's how that whole thing got together."

      She is the meme of the crying guy wearing a smiling mask

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thats most people on twitter, on both sides

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Sore-hole is literally a lesbian trans man pissbaby

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but she looks like a trans

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      t. obsessed with dicks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah she's just a butch woman, she gets naked a lot because raimi-tv is based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not to mention the spartacus tv show, it's great a childhood dream come true

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to like that show, but at the end of the day it is a lot of sweaty naked man and their swinging dicks taking showers with eachother. Xena is much better-less naked dudes.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >chud-free
    Xena was pure dyke festival

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Xena dressing as a samurai in the last season? I never watched this in my country. I think they had some the first seasons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was only the last two episodes. she went to japan to help a dead princess friend the she used to know back in the day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that armour is based
      "I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest armour. If on your journey, you should encounter God, and he tries to cut off your magnificent breasts, your breasts wont be cut."
      Hattori Hanzo

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >dying in a foreign land and leaving your lover / bff all alone for the sake of some slant eyes you don't even know
    man, the ending really fucking sucked

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like aubrey plaza in that pic
      it's uncanny

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >aubrey plaza has the slack jawed, gaunt cheeked, blank eyed facial expression of a dying person
        never noticed it until now, but you're right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      xena dies in the last episode?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yup

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I think she got reinforced as joxer in the 1950s or something and she was a ghost for a while too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the series ended with Xena and Gabrielle being crucified side by side

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that was the end of season 4 or something. she became an arch angel after being crucified for the second time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          as one does in that type of situation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It did.

      I thought the series ended with Xena and Gabrielle being crucified side by side

      That was the end of season four. It lasted to six seasons.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what are the best xena fanservice moments?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Old Ares Had a Farm
      Who's Gurkhan?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Old Ares Had a Farm
        based

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          where can I stream this?

          what is hot about this episode?
          Does Xena ever get naked or her clothes stripped off?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no she doesn't in that show, but you need to understand anon, that it was a simpler time when porn magazines were still a thing and the appeal of watching a horror movie was the shower scene
            ah the lengths I would go trough at 13yo to see boobs... and then the internet happened

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      whos gurkhan has to be in the top 10

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what happens in this episode?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Gabrielle sells herself as a concubine in some warlords harem in order to save a relative. Xena finds out and does the same thing to help rescue them. Lots of slutty belly dancing and bath house intrigue ensues, as well as bondage beatings if you're into that sort of thing.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't an episode of Xena have a beauty pageant where a chud/crossdresser won?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yup, and the pageant was hosted by a garden gnome merchant named Salmoneus

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    glad they skipped the Hermaphrodites episode!

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was the first clue I had the sorbo might be a racist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Xena was based and didn't have LGBT propaganda....

    ?t=575

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he actually thought Xena wasn't lesbo coombait

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >even after the weinstein shit proved it happens people still find it impossible that actresses might fuck people for roles and benefits
    Really?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really qualify as "fucking for roles and benefits" when you say yes to marriage and carry one particular producer's children? I'm guessing they genuinely liked each other, just a thought

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that one time aphrodite became mortal and got called out on her snatch smelling like fish
    >that one time gabrielle was talking about how she eats out xena and then got hit in the face with a fish
    >that one time xena got reduced to her primal instincts and had an uncontrollable urge to hunt fish
    man, this show really likes fish

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I there a good version of Sinbad?
    I remember jerking off to that girl a lot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit totally forgot about that show
      I used to get so pissed off watching it as a kid because they would only give punches and hit with the hilts of their sword!
      USE THE POINTY END AND THE SLASHY SIDE YOU DUMB-DUMBS!

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >chud-free
    >full of Greek gods

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah very woke-free show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The race shit never bothered me in this show. Probably because they did nothing to call attention to it in the show or in the press.
      Anyway, later seasons Gabrielle a hot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The race shit never bothered me in this show. Probably because they did nothing to call attention to it in the show or in the press.
      Anyway, later seasons Gabrielle a hot.

      it was all maori halfies and just general middle-earth-dwellers none of whom were dark. just blokes back then.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah there were American blacks too, sometimes. Tony Todd was in an episode. Most were just Maori mutts though, you're right. NZ had a tiny acting pool, so they just cast whomever.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Say who is your mommy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      atalanta

      Nah there were American blacks too, sometimes. Tony Todd was in an episode. Most were just Maori mutts though, you're right. NZ had a tiny acting pool, so they just cast whomever.

      yeah, that was a bit exagerrated. tony todd was in a few roles around the series and i would not begrudge anyone a tony todd.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that one saving private ryan episode where the amazons are slaughtered while trying to storm a beach
    >or the episode where xena is sent to an all woman's prison island
    this show hit all of my fetishes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does she get spanked? Dommed? Stripped butt nekkid? Forced to dance for money?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The directing was great in that episode. The opening of The Debt part one where they're just slaughtering Chinks is amazing too. Xena really pushed directing and soundtrack boundaries back then, especially for a syndicated show.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it was the perfect product of its time
        camp, comedy, drama, action, sex. it had everything for everyone, even lesbian bull dyke feminists liked it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lesbian bull dyke feminists were its biggest fans.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Actual pure kino
    alos the monsters were fucking great

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