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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's back?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a very short cameo in the final episode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        boo
        this

        i stopped watching when she left the show

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whos saying this is the final episode?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone who knows there has been no announcement of more episodes being ordered.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there's no announcement of it being cancelled either
            I'm sure this seasons turning out good for Hulu it's better than literally everything nutrek makes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >there's no announcement of it being cancelled either

              That's not how any of this works.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why not? hulu clearly invested a lot more money than fox
                it's been a long cycle between seasons and everything been fricked over thx to covid. To me more orville all depends on the success of the season..

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because the default assumption in the industry is not that a thing will continue. Without a preexisting contract a show doesn't exists until an order has been placed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lower decks and prodigy are both more interesting than this last season of The Xirville.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                adults are speaking

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >likes snoreville
                >unironically uses r*ddit phrases
                >hates actually fun shows because "cartoons no growny uppy reeeeeeee"
                >calls xirself and adult
                lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Seth refused to make any more because it's shit and he knows it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                his whole twitter is retreating reviews and fans calling for season 4
                he cept calling it the SEASON FINALE in all caps

                Seth's in, stop making shit up nutrekgay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there's no announcement of it being cancelled either
          I'm sure this seasons turning out good for Hulu it's better than literally everything nutrek makes

          why not? hulu clearly invested a lot more money than fox
          it's been a long cycle between seasons and everything been fricked over thx to covid. To me more orville all depends on the success of the season..

          The sets were torn down and some of the actors have new shows already.

          • 2 years ago
            afatoldman

            Source?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lol
              >reddit spacing
              >unsourced nonsense
              everytime

              Multiple tweets confirming it, Black folk, but I'm phoneposting and I read it on my PC. Look it up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                tweets eh
                capital letters SEASON FINALE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            >reddit spacing
            >unsourced nonsense
            everytime

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Show under performed, it's possible though. I'd like to see orville with a shoe string budget though, I feel Seth believes in the show so much he might go without pay just to keep making, and I think it would transcend into sci-fi gold.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's over, that was the last episode

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Probably

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The chick playing the second officer said it was the last season. Sure, it was quickly erased and the producers and seth said it wasn't cancelled, but she would know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        boo
        this [...]

        Whos saying this is the final episode?

        And it's a terrible cameo. She's all politically powerful and leading and shit.
        The whole appeal to the manbabies simping for her was that she was a beta girl in need to be saved.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't she supposed to be one of the dumbest of her species?
          She was from a race of scientist.
          Thats why she became a security officer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she appeals to waifugays because she’s cute. she’s the opposite of a beta girl, she can kick the ads of anyone in the crew except maybe Isaac.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she should have been at the bachelorette party

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no that was the whole point, it was the first foreshadowing that she was up to something fishy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Too busy with her big movie career.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not worth putting myself through 80 minutes of borefest

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i stopped watching when she left the show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you stopped watching right before it peaked then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't miss much.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i really wasnt expecting to see bortus anal raping kylden in the woods

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Btw, that anon isn't joking. The episode literally opens with Bortus chasing Kylden and then raping him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay rape aside, what a boring ass episode
      like they expect it to be the last one ever I guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AMBATUKAM!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OFFICIAL EPISODE GUIDE
    S1:1,4,11
    S2:3,4,6,7,8,9,10,11,13,14
    S3:1,2,3,4,6,7,9

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no S1E8 Into the Fold
      oh come on, it's the most ST/TNG episode they ever made

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick claire and her kids. This show is shit because of its' over-reliance on 2 plots to the detriment of anything actually fun and interesting.

        >claire/isaac relationship drama
        >gay homosexual aliens

        Maybe if it was 26 episode seasons it wouldn't have been so oppressively bad but those two plots got an inordinate amount of screentime and I don't care about those characters or their stories at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, it would have been more okay if spread out over long seasons or hell, if the current episodes were over ten seasons (hell, even Topa aged to like age 12 in 3 years)
          I don't actually mind the moclan storyline, I just don't want it to be every third episode.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's like it was a planned demoralization campaign. One week you get this amazing fricking episode and then the next its "HEY GUISE READY FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF gayS IN SPACE?!?!?!"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Probably just one of the writers having a big gay space boner for the storyline

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My theory is they crammed all the ESG score shit into full episodes so they could have mostly non-pozzed episodes instead of spreading the poz more evenly. It was a bad strategy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Season 2 and 3 were a little too heavy on romantic relationships between the crewmembers in my opinion. They should really make more episodes that just deal with uncharted phenomena like the time travel or the mortality paradox one. There is also a serious lack of episodes in which they encounter new civilizations.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Show should have been monster of the week with a sprinkling of character development plus comedy. LIGHT entertainment with ZERO overtly preachy bullshit. Everybody cheers.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Star Trek formula, when it's at its strongest, isn't really light entertainment but deals with moral dilemmas that aren't easy to resolve.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I would argue you can't do the star trek formula with less than 15 episode seasons. You need that long runtime to squeeze in the character development necessary to have fully fleshed out character your audience can care about while also tackling complex issues. With a short run time something is going to suffer because you just don't have the time to fit it all in.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this. it's what made season 1 so good. pretty sure seth did some interview where he said they wanted to shift *away* from that format which made star trek successful, and focus on "character studies" and drama instead, and that's when the show started pumping out turds; when every episode was focused predominantly on one member of the cast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or you could watch it in the order of release

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >she leaves
    >get the blond girl ensign instead
    >kill her of
    qt girls not allowed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seth learned he shouldn't shit where he eats. Only old hags from here on out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they killed off the blonde? thank god. what a c**ty character she was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seth keeps sticking his Oscar wiener in the female actresses and then fires them when he's tired of their gashes, let's hope he does the same to Claire in the next season.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Another season? I sure hope not. 3 seasons packed with backdoored israeli propaganda was enough for me to get tired of it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one's forcing you to watch it, friend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I really didn't mind it in seasons 1 and 2 that much, I mean yeah, it was 'progressive' but as much as you'd expect a star trek to be
          but in 3, holly hell
          >so we should perform this sex change surgery on a childe agains the rules, direct orders, ignoring veto from one of the parents and diplomatic relationships with our only reliable ally during wartime because It's The Right Thing To Do
          >oh, your race was slaves once, centuries ago? That actually makes you being genocidal frick trying to wipe out all life in the galaxy OK and I forgive you, not your fault. I will even sacrifice my life for you now despite you haven't even made a promise you'd stop this shit, but instead insist that this cease in hostilities is only temporary
          >establishing good relations with militant feminist race because Grayson admits how huge bawd she was and got away with ti
          I think there was more but I already forgot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only shit that really grinded my gears this season was the topa shit. It was moderately interesting that they even allowed the ftm procedure to go through in the first place then they had to go full moron and reverse it. The militant feminist shit s pretty funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and now they added a brunette

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seth kept fricking them, they had to stop casting qts before he got metoo'd.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how nasty he must be that you quit not to be around him anymore.
        (he obviously didn't fire them the would already be cancelled)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think there was any hard feelings. Alara’s last scene with Ed with the pickle jar was very affectionate and she came back for two cameos. Dating Charlie’s actress is really sketchy but at least she was meant to be a one season character, and they’re still together after Charlie got killed off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we have reddit girl now, she's cute too

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it went to shit after she left. Season 2 sucked and probably season 3 as well

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Orville_(season_3)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well nazi episodes are a time honored star trek tradition, so why not have one
      but I'm sure it'd be even more preachy and awful then the norm so no huge loss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, did they reuse that explosion from the voyager nazi episode?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            looks like it, the one where they blow the holodeck wall open

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad. Sounds like it would've made good meme material.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well nazi episodes are a time honored star trek tradition, so why not have one
      but I'm sure it'd be even more preachy and awful then the norm so no huge loss

      Would Hitler consider aliens like Xelayans white if the crew of the Orville showed up in Nazi Germany?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they look like Gypsies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They probably just didn't know how they could have Otto interact with the crew without the guy being overtly racist in a way that wouldn't up the age-rating but would also be appropriate for a man his era.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry it'd turn out that being 30's nazi is basically being against gay and trans rights, abortion and illegal immigration

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is she back for season 4? If so im going to start watching again

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The finale was also the monkeypox episode.
    change my mind homosexuals.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's watching Kelly go from normal looking attractive chick to the crypt keeper in three seasons

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i missed her so much bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she was hotter with season 1 prosthetics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No eyebrows Alara is the goat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i wonder what her alien vegana looks like

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You forget the price already

            [...]
            She can't keep getting away with it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          looked more alien, I like no eyebrows more

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth kills off his latest fricktoy
    >brings back his previous fricktoy
    Is there a man more based?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >brings back
      >implying it's not just a short cameo
      if it wasn't the last ep ever that is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking Seth MacFarlane is straight

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she put on weight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no she's perfect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine sliding a penis into her, and placing semen into her body, and then a baby is produced.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i can fix her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          same DNA, no problem, my semen would produce a baby nonetheless.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, Dr. Schwarzkopf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you put on weight, you fat frick

  14. 2 years ago
    afatoldman

    The egg salad sandwich call back was pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you knew they were going to do it the instant he sent it into the future.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Halston Sage was 24 when the orville first aired
    >she's 30 now
    what the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >30 and still cute as ever
      was Cinemaphile wrong about the wall?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so the girl from the reddit planet actually left or stayed on the ship?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she stayed, she was at the wedding
      they really didn't resolve that one well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, just jumped through it and she shows up for a second or two
        oh well, will see if she plays any part in the future, if there is on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she got shown what happens when you give 21st century planets replicators, makes sense but it was rushed too many plot threads this ep should've just been the wedding and the girl, a plot b plot, classic tng

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    C L A I M E D.

    L

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    D
    .

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should have catted her up a little. She’s basically already a catgirl naturally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hope she can show up in an alternate timeline, like the first alara cameo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the show is over, that was the series finale

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that was the series finale
            incorrect
            sources tells me that elon is looking to invest in a sci-fi show to dab on bezos shitty "the expanse"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Expanse is cancelled. Elon should buy it, it gets crazy later on. Orville's sets were dismantled and imdb has the cast listed in other stuff. Sorry anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the last season of expanse was abysmally bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Because Amazon are fricking morons and did a number of stupid shit, plus, bowing down to the leftist mob and killing of the pilot. The books become fricking crazy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are the books numbered or something? Which one should I start with if I don't want to rehash the beginning?
                Like which season is closest to the books that I shouldn't have to read them to miss any "creative" changes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, pic related. The show roughly covers 1 to 6, so if you start with 7 you should be good, there is a 28 year time jump anyway between 6 and 7 which is one of the reasons they stopped the show where they did.

                That said, I do recommend reading them from the start, they are worth it, you get a lot more characters, action, deep lore if you will and a lot more of the Roci crew. The show showed only an abbreviated version of the story.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            read the thread i'm not repeating myself
            Seth has shown a ton of desire to make more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jeeeezus.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's hiding her stick legs and complete lack of ass/hips in that tub. Palicki is just as bad if not worse. Fricking auschwitz legs.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Marries her vibrator
    Weird show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FOUNDED

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Upvote or downvote her chest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should look up her nickname in the Cobra Kai general

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Peyton "tetas grandes" List you faceblind autist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same person from two different timelines. You wouldn't understand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't finished the episode yet but I hope she joins the crew

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is seth banging her? it means shes got a season in her...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          probably

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remember when shows had seasons of 20+ episodes, released year by year?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in fairness Orville S3 had 10 episodes that were all really fricking long. like nearly double the length of Trek episodes, which themselves ran for an hour with commercials.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here's that beta girl that is totally gonna fall for the manbabies watching that show I was telling you about bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gorgeous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        taken bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the eternal israelite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      beta girl?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine fricking so badly, that the actress leaves your show

    • 2 years ago
      afatoldman

      She didn't choose to leave. He fired her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh what? It's the opposite. He gives his fricktoys roles. It's based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > implying this godly DNA needs propping up by that troll

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't need to imply anything when he does it every season to a different actress kek. Sucking producer dick for roles is normal in israelitellywood.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            source: butt

            joking aside: she was probably the stupid one here
            I believe she pulled a Natasha Yar and had the delusion she can do better; stupid decision; she had an army of manbabies on her fingertips and let it slip by.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The actress playing tasha always regretted her decision since star trek was not a popular media when next gen came out.It became popular again and the rest is history.She could have play a long role instead of the whinning klingon that is only there to get his butt kick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and I bet the same happened with alara kitan.
                he had the delusion just because a few betas simped for her: that she can now go for the oscars

                the show biz competition is so fierce that had she got is only achieved by 0.01% of her peers and that counts her looks too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >meet obviously unbalanced superbeing
              >needlessly antogonize the frick out of it
              >die
              Was getting dead part of Tasha's plan?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >le anti banana ray

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, 2017anon. You need to whack Joe Biden.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Isaac, it is a matter of fact that Kaylon account for only 13% of the population in this sector yet account for 50% of all genocidal warfare. All kidding aside, Kaylon Lives Matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt they'll ever allow him to speak at Lamarr's wedding, if he ever were to have one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lieutenant LaMarr, you are a Black person. All kidding aside, you are my Black person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Funniest post on Cinemaphile right now. Unironically.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one has potential.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and extra chomosomes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *African DNA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it was funny

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her superstrength pussy will never crush your penis as she rides your dick to orgasm on top of you.
    guess I'll just kill myself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did S03E07 teach you nothing? Sex with Xelayans doesn't seem very enjoyable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just get some temp V

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie looks like mah boi Emmett Till.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stunning, powerful and brave

          She can't keep getting away with it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I CAN'T BREATHE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stunning, powerful and brave

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't they get into the simulation room, make copies of each other that react the exact same as they act in the room, and then frick the clone with safeties on? Or even use the computer to down scale the force she can do, considering these are holograms she can go fricking nuts in holographic Lamarr

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did anything ever come of this?
        I really think they should've had an episode about how and why having sex with your co:workers is bad, but that would probably hit a little too close to home for seth

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE B-PLOT RESOLUTION, SETH? WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE B-PLOT?

    • 2 years ago
      afatoldman

      >PLOT RESOLUTION, SETH? WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE B-PLOT?

      There was a brief scene during the wedding where Doc Claire said she had decided to not go back home.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There was a brief scene during the wedding where Doc Claire said she had decided to not go back home.
        it's fairly unsatisfying when last we saw her she was caught trying to Matt Frewer a bag of loot off the ship..

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick are you talking about? Her previous scene was when Kelly took her to the nuked planet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      right as Malloy finishes his speech you can see her for about 3/4 of a second rising glass
      that's your resolution

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She should have been Galadriel.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats her name

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hope Solo. She has nudes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hope Solo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        speaking of Star Wars, her clunge looks like the Saarlac Pit

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would love to suck her ridges

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cute reddit girl is back

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Issac describes marriage
    >Kaylon Primary thinks its slavery
    kek

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN BRO, YOU GOT THE WHOLE SHIP LAUGHING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are there so many boberts or whatever his name is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        isaac invited his entire race to the first kaylon wedding

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bobert
        That should unironically be his name. I swear you've just Out-sethed Seth.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, is reddit girl going to steal the tech?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even if she did, what they gonna do with it? They don't have the infrastructure to manufacture any of the sub-nanoscale computer parts, the fuel for the advanced energy sources, and the energy density to run any of this advanced technology.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can still get some ideas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even if she did, what they gonna do with it? They don't have the infrastructure to manufacture any of the sub-nanoscale computer parts, the fuel for the advanced energy sources, and the energy density to run any of this advanced technology.

      They can still get some ideas

      this is the most moronic part of the season
      >ah yes, if we give a bunch of space tech to primitives and frick off they kill eachother and there is no other way.

      why not just establish relations and trade and provide tech supply only to countries that dont hoard tech and abuse the poor, this providing an incentive for all societies to change into space commies? if they dont, they get mogged by those who did or purged by His Angels

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alara needed more moments with Tala

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to lick palicki

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    finale was really good
    although the show kinda skipped the necessary volume of filler required to make this amount of character truly payoff
    but I understand obviously they did with what little time they had

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