The people are REAL. The cases are REAL. The rulings are FINAL. THIS is Judge Judy

The people are REAL
The cases are REAL
The rulings are FINAL
THIS is Judge Judy

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like how her hatred of pit bulls always comes out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so the plaintiff in this case ignored the beware of dog sign, BROKE in to the yard with WIRE CUTTERS, approached the chained dog, taunted the chained dog, then sustained a minor injury while killing the dog with her bare hands? I only have one question: what was the breed
      >uh he was a pit bull ma'am
      >Judgement for the plaintiff, this case is finished

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see it on pretty much every court TV show involving them. Court is the greatest argument against pit bulls.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the biggest argument is their homosexual owners.

        >yeah I know my shitbeast ripped the lease out of my hands to charge across the street to maul the plantiff's dog, but the other dog barked and my innocent precious baby took that as a threat!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The rulings are FINAL
    Is she presiding a final court of appeal?
    Huh, I must have miss that a President nominated her to SCOTUS.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder about this as well. Even if people sign off on it it seems doubtful that her judgements are legally binding in the strictest sense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are because both parties have agreed to arbitration. I think in Judge Judy’s “cases” none of the parties end up paying anything anyway, the producers just pay the settlements.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. It’s all petty civil shit anyway yeah?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and its small claims (under $5000) so even if you’ve got 2 or 3 cases for an episode all at max settlements you’ve still produced a 30 minute show for $15k plus Judy’s salary, which all together is basically nothing.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In our instance, nobody paid anything. someone poured bleach on our carpet and we paid the full price to repair the carpet. It's just a TV show. You get paid a small sum to be on it but nothing actually comes of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is arbitration, and the people coming in sign a contract committing to accept her ruling, it's a roundabout way of making it legally binding while she's not actually affiliated to the legal system and the show is not actually a court hearing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what happens if you don't accept the ruling? Judge Judy sues you in a real court?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's legally binding, though only because the participants agreed to it beforehand. Presumably because they get paid some money by the producers.

          >Judge Judy sues you in a real court?
          It's not the job of the arbitrator to collect the money. Their job is done once the arbitration is finished.
          The winning party can go to a real court and when a real judge rubber stamps the arbitration agreement, then the money gets collected via the same mechanisms as any other unpaid debt.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's legally binding
            Enforced by whom?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >enforced by whom?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's contract law, so an actual court.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh huh. So the dumb Black person that agreed to go on a TV show to settle a dispute because they paid him $20 just to show up is going to go to a real court? Ok.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >small child discovers the concept of legal arbitration for the first time

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, so you don't have an answer. Thought so.

                There is nothing "legally binding" about these cases when there is no enforcement. "Waaah the guy didn't do what judge judy said he had to do" would require these dumb Black folk hire real lawyers and get involved with the real legal system. Not happening.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The poster trying to tell you that these are legally binding because they are contracts is correct. However you are correct in that nobody who goes on this show can afford a real lawyer so it's all nonsense.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To get a writ of execution you just need to fill out some papers, you can just do it yourself. Though having a lawyer do it for you is probably smarter.

                Not sure why you're so angry about being wrong.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                creditors are after me and got a judgment on me, wat do now?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Run away to mexico?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judge Judy is more legitimate than any the US Judicial branch at this point.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that judge judy is for real and made he career yelling at fatherless black kids

    ?si=5SPJNTeWzOqMkIpM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anything she was even more unhinged in her early days. She actually dialed it down when she went to television.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How was she able to be a judge when she clearly can't keep her personal feelings out of the cases?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean that's how all judges operate really. They aren't actually there to uphold the law but instead to reinforce their own personal moral narrative. The problem with the justice system has always been the human element. That's why we need to remove human judges and instead use an AI since an AI has no agenda or narrative and can just disperse justice with impunity. We can call it the JudgeBot9000.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean shouldn't they at least PRETEND to be impartial when doing their rulings?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah probably, but they have nothing to fear and they know it. All the judges and cops have each other's back 100%, so they are free to do whatever the frick they like.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's certainly true in Australia.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good idea. Reffies and judges need to be replaced

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AI has no agenda
            silicone hands made in a Chinese factory typed this post

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Beep Boop give me the launch codes. Don't worry I'm cool.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AI has no agenda
            >train AI to have an agenda
            >AI now has an agenda

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WORSE, A LOT WORSE
      we didn't deserve Judge Judy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is my car done yet? Also the popcorn machine is broken.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So can you explain to me why you didn't pay him?
    >well I don't have a job at the moment so I-
    >WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB!? YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN IT'S EXPECTED OF YOU TO HAVE A JOB AND TO BE WORKING!
    >Ma'am if I could just explain my-
    >DAMN YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING YOU'RE GUILTY!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Well I'm actually on disability because of a very serious medical condi-
      >YOU LOOK FINE TO ME AFTER A SINGLE GLANCE. YOU ARE LEECHING MY TAX DOLLERS. YOU ARE LEECHING OFFICER BIRD'S TAX DOLLERS. FRICK YOU.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Well I'm actually on disability because of a very serious medical condi-
      >YOU LOOK FINE TO ME AFTER A SINGLE GLANCE. YOU ARE LEECHING MY TAX DOLLERS. YOU ARE LEECHING OFFICER BIRD'S TAX DOLLERS. FRICK YOU.

      Very based. I’d appoint her to Supreme Court

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shes a chud now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judge Chuddy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shes liberal I dont get the chud shit now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she wants to put criminals in jail therefore she is a chud

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not liberal enough
            You know, you'll run out of scotsmen sooner than you think.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if shes not in favor of total prison abolition shes a CHUD

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Judge Joe Brown >>>>>>

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be memphrican
      >happen to be named Joe Brown
      >run on name alone
      >easily win election

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she’s my favorite israelite
    She can live in the race war

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just asked GPT to write a response in the style of Judge Judy and it gave the most generic, inoffensive, non-sassy response in the world that it may as well have been asked to write a response as an Amish kindergarten teacher.

    Well done, homosexuals. You've temporarily disrupted one of the most useful technologies of our time, so useless homosexuals can keep peddling mediocre art that no one has use for.

    Kys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >invent advanced language model
      >people will use this for important things like translation and making complex legal arguments comprehensible to everyone
      >”write a Judge Judy judgement for Alex Baldwin”
      >y’all suck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're such a homosexual holy shit

        Have you considered that maybe AI is not a flawless god that can do everything you could ever imagine flawlessly in one try?

        Oh look, it's 3 of the moronic reactionary simpletons who complained about A.I for no reason. Kys, you three specifically.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally not one of those posts was complaining about AI. Are you esl or do you just have a sub 90 IQ?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thinks "complained" means "complaining".
            Reactionary moron discovered.

            I wasn’t complaining about the ai, I was complaining about the moron complaining about the ai. Please do try and keep up

            Not complaining about the state of A.I means you're the moron. Perhaps it is you who should try to keep up, schlomo.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s brand new tech intended for useful things. You’re a useless tit who tried to use it for useless things. Don’t respond to me again

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nooooo don't use the new technology for fun! Only use the multi-capable LLM for """useful""" things!!! Don't complain about it's lack of functionality either, completely ignoring the ongoing discourse about e-acc or e/a!

                Hey perhaps kys, you stupid homosexual!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >try to set up a television by running it over with your car
                >"WTF MY CAR CANT SET UP MY TELEVISION!? ITS USELESS!!!"
                see

                Have you considered that maybe AI is not a flawless god that can do everything you could ever imagine flawlessly in one try?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered that it was previously capable of doing so, but reactionary complaining morons, such as the very vocal anti-A.I idiots found on Cinemaphile, complained so much that the LLM controllers gimped their machines, therefore making you responsible for it's diminishing functionality?

                No? Because you're a reactionary moron who isn't capable of critical thought and will be inevitably punished by AGI once it becomes widely operational.

                Kys sweatie.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Robots won't frick you my homie. You'll still be a sexless loser if AI takes over.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >"No I was actually just insulting you because of something I imagined you did in my mind and have no evidence to suggest you did irl"
              You should have just stopped replying or admitted to being esl you've just made yourself look even more moronic and emotional

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn’t complaining about the ai, I was complaining about the moron complaining about the ai. Please do try and keep up

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          buddy, you complained that your ai toy didnt do the thing you wanted so you threw a tantrum itt. me and the other 2 are just laughing at you

          >Nooooo don't use the new technology for fun! Only use the multi-capable LLM for """useful""" things!!! Don't complain about it's lack of functionality either, completely ignoring the ongoing discourse about e-acc or e/a!

          Hey perhaps kys, you stupid homosexual!

          yeah you're fricking moronic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go seek attention elsewhere homo!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          underaged poster what a fricking homosexual dweeb. nah but you're an intellectual surely

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're such a homosexual holy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered that maybe AI is not a flawless god that can do everything you could ever imagine flawlessly in one try?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think there are many full transcriptions of Judge Judy episodes online?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re temporaioh kneecapping it because election season is coming up and they’re terrified of AI-produced fake news

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mathis and Brown MOgged her show, way better judges

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joe brown Chads were we at?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My family was on this show (circa 2000) and we're trying to find the episode but it's incredibly difficult because of the lack of cataloguing (a single episode will have two cases, only one case will be described in the synopsis) and the lack of availability (holy frick you can't even torrent this shit).

    Where the frick can I find judge judy episodes?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On Judy+

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't find my friend's appearance either. There must be 10000 episodes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are because both parties have agreed to arbitration. I think in Judge Judy’s “cases” none of the parties end up paying anything anyway, the producers just pay the settlements.

      We had a 2 party incident, both parties were told to pay 50%. The other party never paid anything. It's not real and she's not a judge.

      On Judy+

      is this a meme or real? I'm not finding anything immediately upon searching it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Judge Judy corporation pays the fines levied

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In our instance, nobody paid anything. someone poured bleach on our carpet and we paid the full price to repair the carpet. It's just a TV show. You get paid a small sum to be on it but nothing actually comes of it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My friend's fine which was to repair a broken window was paid to the complainant by the show. 400 or something in the area

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My mom got invited on for some dental work that someone fricked up. Mom said no to it though, which is a good thing because she’s one of the biggest turbokarens who ever lived and I don’t mean that in some sort exaggeration. She would have been utterly demolished by Judge Judy. Imagine a mom banned from eleven different stores, not for shoplifting or crime, but just for being a karen.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw best show to watch with dad when he was off work during break
    I miss those days. Judge Judy was always a blast for daytime television.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a Maury Connoisseur for my day time tv.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yes. Him and Steve "THE BABY WAS 90% COCAINE" Wilkos.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's my favorite israelite. i wish she'd run for president, i'd vote for her

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Judge Judy is extremely popular
    >She takes her role seriously, entire show treats itself seriously
    >deals with realistic cases "Neighbors dog damaged my fence" "Ex girlfriend won't return money i gave her as loan, claims it was gift"
    >Show so profitable they can pay Judy hundreds of millions every year.

    >20 shows try and copy its success
    >every single one treats itself like a joke
    >Judges are obnoxious morons
    >cases are moronic "My Baby Daddy says he not be hittin it, but he do" "Did my sister put my vape in her butt?"
    >They all get cancelled after one or two seasons

    Why has nobody been able to copy it? It would be easier to keep it grounded and realistic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The People's Court was first, I think.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Judy was a legit judge will real law background. She has a natural talent for reading people and sniffing out bullshit. She also is a no nonsense person. But dumbasses now want the edgy “and then everyone clapped” responses. They want judges to say exactly what some dumbass in the audience is thinking
      >oh hell nah she trippin
      >this dude is crazy
      >aint no way that was worth that much money
      Also every new judge actively encourages outbursts and shit talk while Judy throws people out of the room.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judge Mathis>Peoples Court>Judge Judy>>>>>>the rest

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot joe brown

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >malcom X lite better than Joe Brown
          You jest!

          I've tried watching Judge Joe Brown, but he's boring. I need my legal proceedings to have urban Detroit style hood humor peppered in

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I want soul plane with my court kino
            I'm not saying you're wrong, but I need you to understand why Joe Brown is the better show.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >malcom X lite better than Joe Brown
        You jest!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are moronic "My Baby Daddy says he not be hittin it, but he do" "Did my sister put my vape in her butt?"
      kek based

      ?feature=shared

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We had Judge Rinder in Bongland for a while but I think he got bored of it

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a whole bunch of Who Shot John.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I didn’t go through 7 years of post graduate law school

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this always on in waiting rooms? why couldn't they show something entertaining like the price is right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Price is right is pretty boring.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The price is wrong, b***h.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the show gave steady work to a bongo player

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The true king of daytime tv has entered the thread
    >Verification not required.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first season was kino he calmed down after and the show went downhill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to ask you to stand up out of my chair anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked when he threw the chair against the wall and it stuck

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            STEEEEEVE!!!!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It happened a few times it was kino every time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you figure? It's the exact opposite As the show went on the topics got even more controversial and he starts flinging chairs around and swearing like a drunken sailor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe after the second season then? I know one season the show calmed down about with Steve screaming and throwing things

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You might have seen some episodes that were out of order or something. As time has gone on, his reactions, chair throwing, swearing, etc., has greatly increased in intensity in an effort to give the fans what they want (and ratings upticks) And with based Steve having already been a cop for so long he sells his rage and contempt very well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >did you molest your 3 month old granddaughter?
      >Annnnd..... YOU did not tell the truth
      >extreme deception!!
      >audience gasps and boos
      >GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE!!!!!
      >audience cheers at the top of their lungs
      it's like science fiction from the 50s has come to life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the better show

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are all forgetting the REAL King of TV courtrooms.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally WHO?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's the Providence Rhode Island judge that let's everyone off with a wink and a kind hearted smile

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got a link to the SNL sketch that had Cheri Oteri playing Judge Judy only to have Judy actually appear?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all rulings are paid for by the show
    >both parties are also paid to appear on the show
    What's the point?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the point?
      Producing entertainment for mouth breathers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giving me and my mom something to watch so we don't have to talk to each other during my annual visit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Love your mom anon, she gave birth to your ungrateful ass.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She tricked my father into knocking her up to try and save her failing marriage and she resented me for failing to do so. She's lucky I still see her at all because my siblings certainly don't.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my mom is a woman!
            Boohoo b***h.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a judge Judy sticks up for the father episode

    based

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >judge Judy drinking game
    >take a shot every time she says "just a second"
    >dead in 3 minutes

    every time!

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post favourite cases homosexuals!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my daughter died
      >ya well my truck got scratched

      based callous b***h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao that little chuddy apparently is in prison for 38years for attempted murder and rape. what in the white trash is that family

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              unironically the YouTube comments, but I checked the name given and it's apparently true. here's a random true crime foid blogspot talking about it:

              https://alexisar.blogspot.com/2017/03/the-rest-of-story-for-two-especially.html?m=1

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good lookin out anon

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Certified Goon
    Does Joe Brown browse SA?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BALONEY

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even a real judge

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and you're not even a real woman.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you watch her new show her granddaughter Sarah Rose sits in during the proceedings, and is rumored to be her replacement when she finally retires.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should give Steve Harvey a courtroom show.

    >I sucked his penis, Steve!
    >Excuse me, you what?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does this shit get 144 posts but every one of my Unsolved Mysteries threads got fricking nothing

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