The people responsible for these films should be torture and shot and burned alive.

The people responsible for these films should be torture and shot and burned alive.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will vaguely agree but I suspect we disagree on who is responsible.
    Disney bought the property, wanted money right then and there, and went "SOMEONE MAKE A MOVIE" instead of trying to find good scripts, or adapting some existing well-received works.
    The people who just thought they could press a button and make a new Star Wars trilogy happen deserve to be tortured and shot and burned alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Tyrant Prince

      They should have just adapted the novels or comics.

      Fed post.

      Yes

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YES! PLEASE! GIVE THEM SYPHILIS!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fed post.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they made movies I didn't like
    >therefore they should suffer and die horribly
    You come across like someone with severe emotional problems who should probably be under some sort of psychiatric care.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Tyrant Prince

      >they made movies I didn't like
      >therefore they should suffer and die horribly
      It wasn’t because I didn’t like them, but because they are an insult to the previous 6.
      >You come across like someone with severe emotional problems
      I am
      >who should probably be under some sort of psychiatric care.
      I was in a psych ward once because I stopped eating. I was stuck there for a week and hated it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but how does any of this effect you personally

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If a bad Star Wars movie coming out does affect you personally it's because you're a fricking loser

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right over your head

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't want to be interpreted differently than you intended, don't be so deliberately vague.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's more than that. Megacorps are buying our shared culture and are regurgitating it into lower and lower quality works while squeezing out legit creativity. The frickers who went "let's buy Star Wars and make a new Star Wars trilogy that will be a huge cultural touchstone because we said it will be dammit, and no we don't need any kind of script or plan or even a consistent director" are legitimately shitstains.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pop culture is not culture.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet it's all the culture we've been left with

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unless Disney bought and burned every single book in every single library in the country, I don't see how.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Disney made shit versions of all the traditional European stories which has been passed down for generations and then they did the same to the most prominent modern fairytale as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What they did to Hercules was atrocious

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The reason why culture is in such a dire state is because people like you don't put any time or effort into being cultured and instead consume Star Wars and superhero slop all day. How do you think these predatory mega-conglomerates came into power in the first place?

            Take some personal responsibility.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Take some personal responsibility
              >but not the disney execs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars is directly responsible for lowering the quality standards for cinema and has been since 1977. You reap what you sow.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At minimum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      Boomers and Millenials are responsible, they sperged out at the prequels for not being rehashs of the OT, boomers and Millenials harassed George Lucas for years and forced him to sell it to Disney.

      And Disney did what the boomers and Millenials wanted, a cheap rehash of rhe OT

      Disney would still have fricked it up

      Seems excessive. What do you think should George Lucas' fate then? The prequels were pretty bad too, and he sold the IP in the first place after all

      He should have to give his ranch to migrants

      Star Wars is directly responsible for lowering the quality standards for cinema and has been since 1977. You reap what you sow.

      What movies before 1977 were so fricking great aside from a few?

      Stip making threads about this filth. Let them fade from the public consciousness. You stupid frick.

      I don’t even remember the story but the bad taste isn’t leaving

      Or wait until the next trilogy comes out so you can re-appraise this one as secretly brilliant

      Never gonna happen

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers and Millenials are responsible, they sperged out at the prequels for not being rehashs of the OT, boomers and Millenials harassed George Lucas for years and forced him to sell it to Disney.

    And Disney did what the boomers and Millenials wanted, a cheap rehash of rhe OT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The prequels are rehashes of the OT.
      >forced him to sell it to Disney
      They can't force him to do anything. He sold it to them because he wanted the money.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The prequels are rehashes of the OT.
        You're obviously not very bright nor aware of the initial reception of the prequels. Boomers criticized Lucas for Episode 1 being centered around "serious" topics such as taxes and politics, not having a clear main character, e.t.c.. Boomers were shocked at how different the Phantom Menace was from the OT.

        Another example: Episode 6 has a happy ending, and Epsiode 3 ends in tragedy. Boomer fans harassed George Lucas for making Episode 3 end in a tragedy, it ruined their wholesome chungus franchise and it ruined their childhood (I'm not even joking, many boomers sent death threats to Lucas)

        Look at this music video for further context:

        Total Boomer and Millenial Star Wars fan death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Millenials
      Grew up with the prequels you stupid frick. They were the main audience for the movies and games. Dumb frick zoomer.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems excessive. What do you think should George Lucas' fate then? The prequels were pretty bad too, and he sold the IP in the first place after all

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stip making threads about this filth. Let them fade from the public consciousness. You stupid frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or wait until the next trilogy comes out so you can re-appraise this one as secretly brilliant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always liked the prequels I saw them all a bunch of times in the cinema. After tfa I stopped going to the cinema at all.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starshit soibois are getting more and more deranged here. They absolutely seethe about these movies every day. Based Rian assblasted them to insanity. Stay mad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not even a Star Wars fan I only have a vague idea of the pre-Disney EU from the wiki and liked the 6 main films. When I was 11 I went to see The Force Awakens on opening night, it was exciting because it was the first time to see anew Star Wars in theaters. But then it become obvious how hollow and terrible the new movie was. All the new generations get is shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All hail the true god of Cinemaphile

      He has delivered us from the evil of Star Wars homosexuals

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nooooooooooo, this space slop wasn't exactly what I wanted, the creators must hang!

    Manchildren are the absolute worst. It's like when Metallica puts out a new album. If it doesn't live up to the impossible standards, then it's the worst thing ever. Look, I'm not saying the movies are great or anything, but still seething about them 5-10 years later is pathetic. Grow up and move on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The last one I saw was 4 years ago I just see them mentioned online with people complaining about little details NO all of its bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Look, I'm not saying the movies are great or anything,
      It's more a fact that they vindictively did everything they could do undermine and subvert the pre disney movies that got under people's skin. It wasn't good intentions that turned out poorly. They said all sorts of horrible shit about the old fans as well and openly mocked them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Killing Han Solo and turning Luke into a hobo. It was about shitting on the old characters and their fans.

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