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i'm too old to be laughing at this but here i am
hahahahahaha
Trannies aren't real. It's not a thing.
It's a man with mental issues.
Well done
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Weirdly enough, the skinwalker PhilosphyTube was in that episode of The Acolyte.
First star wars, then game of thrones, who did that rapist troony frick to get casted in so many things?
>Weirdly enough, the skinwalker PhilosphyTube was in that episode of The Acolyte.
its not weird at all. trannies are a product of the satanic globalist transhumanist agenda and this show, star wars acolyte, is satanic globalist transhumanist propaganda. the whole concept of 'there is no good and there is no evil' is literally part of their belief system and now they want to destroy and rewrite the very underlying mythos of star wars, of good vs evil by replacing it with their satanic/masonic, morally relativistic 'for light to exist there must be darkness' belief system.
star wars acolyte is LITERALLY satanic propaganda.
continued
they tried the same thing, promoting satanic beliefs, in the star wars sequel trilogy, especially in the last jedi and the rise of skywalker.
the whole concept of pushing rey and kylo as a force dyad that must 'merge' is the same satanic trope.
and normies who dont even know anything instinctually rejected both the star wars sequels' satanic narrative and now, the acolyte's satanic narrative. because even clueless normies have a visceral reaction to such blatant evil beliefs. even the average person can tell that 'this is wrong' when disney continually tries to push the narrative 'for good to exist, evil most also exist'. even normies with no metaphysical understanding they instinctually know in their heart of hearts that this is wrong.
this is also why disney pushes homosexuality and transgenderism, both also products of satanic moral relativism. everyone knows its wrong except the people who fall for the lie and become gay/trans/etc who then hold up these satanic beliefs promoted by disney as 'the new morality'.
you do not have to be religious or spiritual to understand this. its natural, instinctual. its philosophically apparent.
Sounds like a lurianic kabbalah
>Sounds like a lurianic kabbalah
kabbalah is just another form of satanism/free masonry/etc. its all the same shit.
lol no it's not
>lol no it's not
u will never be a woman
Explain to me what kabbalah is then if you are so knowledgeable. I denounce the talmud btw before you start sperging about trannies etc
>Explain to me what kabbalah
its satanism with pieces of flair
spoken like a true scholar
>the whole concept of pushing rey and kylo as a force dyad that must 'merge' is the same satanic trope.
heterosexuality is satanic? Reylo was the least woke thing in the sequels.
>heterosexuality is satanic? Reylo was the least woke thing in the sequels.
rey and kylo were not about heterosexuality. palpatine's plan was for them to merge - somehow - using his dark side magic- and then for him to take over and possess the merged body as a demon. its transgender/transhumanist satanism. not heterosexuality.
if the story of rey and kylo ren was promoting heteronormativity then kylo would have rejected teh dark side and killed palpatine himself and then gotten rey pregnant and they would have lived happily ever after raising the next generation of jedi together. but thats not what happened at all, is it? kylo, the masculine, dies, and then in her anger she calls upon this same 'power of many' trope("i am ALL the jedi!"), metaphysically proclaiming that she dont need no man, she is everything all unto herself, and then uses her anger to destroy palpatine, HER grandfather, presented as an 'ultimately evil and masculine'. implying the only way to defeat evil is to surpass it by delusionally believing that giving into evil to defeat evil makes you good.
the exact opposite narrative of Luke's final fight versus Vader, where he refuses to fight his father, demonstrates how much he loves his father, and appeals to his father through love, not hatred. vader knows he is beyond redemption for all the evil he has done but still sacrifices himself to spare luke from the temptation of evil palpatine had laid before him 'kill your own father'.
luke refuses to kill his father.
rey kills her grandfather.
if you cant see the satanic inversion there you need to study more.
Is Kingdom Hearts satanic propaganda?
any/everything produced by disney over the last 50+ years since Walt Disney died is satanic propaganda to one degree or another, even if it is subtly wrapped up in the drapings of traditional stories and characters.
does a bear shit in the woods?
ROFL
Homosexuals either get the rope or lose citizenship.
>The power of dick
>The power of boob
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Can someone PLEASE run this through an AI to overdub the scene? You DO know how fast and wild that would spread?
i don't even know what to say. there is cringe and then there is this. apparently star wars needed interpretive dance. i feel alienated even more from women. only women are capable of this kind of cringe.
stay safe hogger
>only women are capable of this kind of cringe.
And now realize they've been doing this kind of performatory cringe since the dawn of time, which is why our ancestors kept them out of power.
>It really is some pretentious college-age white b***h wiccan larp shit, isnt it?
Everyone in the scene was black and it was a stand-in voodoo ceremony.
How would Kathleen Kennedy ruin this image? Bob Iger is genuinely curious.
The cringe seems intentional - the poor writing and editing, either that was on purpose or it was allowed to not be corrected. Those edit were so poor it was like some teenager trying to figure out editing tools for the first time.
It really is some pretentious college-age white b***h wiccan larp shit, isnt it?
Its like something youd see in the croning ceremony video but with less ersatz indian bullshit.
Filoni's Wiccan ass wife is from Laurel Canyon-ish LA, yeah it's that bad.
Makes sense.
Isn't it strange how early 2000s christian """fundamentalists""" seem to have been right about everything?
I remember laughing at these guys, and i know you did too.
I'm starting to think the witch hunts of yore were partially in response to similar behaviors we're seeing today.
Imagine being right and then dropping the ball in literally every aspect so hard. What loser fricks these 'early 2000s christans' must be to have failed so miserably
They are being infiltrated by satanic cult from all directions. Where the frick have you been all this time.
If you can get infiltrated that badly, maybe your system wasnt that good from the start
found the c**t satan worshipper
they kiss israeli ass
Every day I apologize to 90s soccer moms
>Isn't it strange how early 2000s christian """fundamentalists""" seem to have been right about everything?
Except they were not. Back in the late '90s and the 2000's, everything was the coming of Satan.
and it was, in the sense that it was the start of the slow drip of subversion and degeneration and deviancy, which for christians is all conceptualized as "satanic" because that's their mental horizon.
what would you call the drag queens with horns flashing their dicks at small children at school?
I hope the person that did that got arrested.
>what would you call the drag queens with horns flashing their dicks at small children at school?
id call that chud lies
>everything was the coming of Satan.
Lucifer, and his agents of darkness, are always among us, and will be until the final battle of light vs. darkness.
frick your religion.
Frick off, Lucifer. You're going to lose in the end, and you know it...bitch.
>...upon this rock I will build my church, and all the powers of hell will not conquer it.
>Matthew 16:18
damn straight brotha, you tell that honky ass israelite who's god is boss
>but but my religious texts say this and that!!
And now they're gone and Star Wars is about black kweens celebrating a thinly veiled orgy where they artificially impregnate each other with gay babies.
Really joggs the old noggin.
this
but hey, at least we dont have to hear some moronic politician talk about grand theft auto is turning the kids into heroin addicts
so theres that
>Isn't it strange how early 1960s Christian """traditionalists""" seem to have been right about everything?
read up on Vatican 2 moron
The problem was their over-zealousness to declare everything as Satanic. Harry Potter and D&D, I could understand, but they would fearmonger about Rock and Roll and video games and even the introduction of the radio and television were viewed as satanic creations.
>D&D, I could understand
what about d&d is satanic? half the campaigns are people teaming up to fight demons, it's only the wackos that try to frick them or be them
in every fantasy game i've ever played, video or tabletop, i am always a human. i do not consort to homosexualry or furhomosexualry.
It's easy to understand the panic when the game lets you create pentagrams and form pacts with demons. Not to mention the use of magic is considered taboo by most religious sects.
oh right i forgot about the wizard shit since i usually rp a fricking awful sorcerer with negative int
pretty sure it was because you could play as all sorts of wizards, sorcerers and warlocks and magic is considered all demonic by default by christian canon.
>The problem was their over-zealousness to declare everything as Satanic.
The problem is that people don't understand how Lucifer, and his agents, actually work. They think of a guy with horns, and or demons, but his power comes from the ability to tempt and corrupt ordinary people. The agents of Lucifer look more like Kathleen Kennedy and Joe Biden than the stereotypical demon they're portrayed as in film, which is exactly what he wants.
Valid take.
What are the chances she never once read anything in regards to the Devil or Satan, from an actual Gospel or biblical canon.
Wiccans are always morons. They're a step below tarot fanatics and astrologers in the realms of quackdom and gayness.
Abortion isnt healthcare unless its medically necessary. Its just baby murder otherwise.
it's crystal collection karens projecting preggo spells through santeria block is hot cultcha
they should have just cast oprah and let grimes sing her lines
It's a millenial femoid projection with their stupid ass crystal and pagan wiccan bullshit.
>millenial
It predates millennials by a long ways.
>millenial
blockhead is gen x
>theyre minerals, Karen!
Every major sci-fi franchise has had space witches in it the moment women got involved.
It's literally all women know. They see a vast world and all they can do is find excuses to have some group of magical women do things.
That's for millennials, they aren't college age anymore.
Zoomers dgaif about star wars or about TV actually
zoomers only cares about k-drama and vape
Zooms are more into edits of previous things and Warhammer than SW or ST
"Lame Zooms" are those that are into SW. "Lamer Zooms" are those that are into ST.
>t. Lame Zoom
while i agree with the moron's sentiments on destroying communism, his takes on wars and trek are both wrong. lucas was protesting nixon, not reagan. furthermore he did not worship the past, he only worshipped the films and serials he grew up watching and has never been a democrat beyond the card-carrying party member.
second, gene was not a communist, he just liked to frick women regardless of their color or body shape. the federation in no way represents the socialist utopia that reddit will tell you it does, even with retcons by nu trek.
this is how african tribes count i think, probably most blacks still do
WITCHES AGAINST THE PATRIARCHY!
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what is this? Looks like it would be from Lexx but I know it isn't. It's not Acolyte? Is it?
Witches from Ahsoka. Not sure if they're related to the ones in Wokacolyte.
If it was Lexx it would be wierd and dumb but fun. The distinct lack of fun of any kind marks it as modren.
yeah sure but I can't tell if it's unfun just from a single screen grab.
but im sure the illusion of it looking like Lexx would shatter immediately upon watching it.
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And stolen
and saved
I don't know who any of those ugly women are. Did they retroactively ruin Merrin?
LAWD DEM WARZ
Satanic black magic.
Sick shit.
>Fisting is a good trick
My girl wants me to fist her but I don't want to stretch her out like that. I figure maybe when she gets pregnant since the kid'll frick her up anyway.
He's officially smarter than the writers and the cast.
it all make sense now
Amazing.
Lesbian kino
You know it's really bad when even normies hate it.
What do normies hate it for?
Pretty much same criticisms as everyone: boring, nonsensical plot. Things happen with the assumption that we care about these characters or what is happening, when the show does nothing to establish why we should care about what is happening.
The good twin wants to be a jedi for no reason when she's never heard of them before. Just that she wants to be one for no reason. They could have dedicated some time in the episode to her interacting with the jedi that came to the planet and learning some stuff rather than dedicating so much timewasting to the coven doing frick-all, to establish why she wants to be a jedi, but this script just assumes that the audience should care about her non-existent motivation to be a jedi.
It's bizarre that current year Hollywood writers can't get it though their heads: Show, don't tell. I thought it was the most basic rule of writing.
Also rampant in AAA games nowadays. It's by design.
SW writers are even worse because they write with the assumption that the audience is already interested about the characters/lore simply because STAR WARS. that may have been the case for TFA, but the compounding stink of all the trash shows they've put out have pretty much killed off all fan interest. i think writers and producers genuinely can't understand why either, which is why nothing has changed yet
they're acknowledging that the scripts are products of the writers real life therapy sessions
Sounds like they need a new therapist
normies aren't watching.
only chuds hatewatching and mindbroken star wars man children who can't move on.
Thanks for admitting the show is a failure, dumb troon.
It’s Disney’s most streamed show this year.
Not saying much when it's competition is Echo.
I only saw the scene on twitter and I was still embarrassed to watch it
This. I thought it was from some CW shit at first.
Yas
It would be based if the Jedi exterminated the witches and this is actually depicted as the correct action that it is. I'm sure this won't happen, of course.
>guy drinks poison out of guilt
>other surviving jedi showing questionable reactions
it's gonna end poorly for them (predictably)
General Grievous exterminated them 15 years ago when Lucas still owned Star Wars.
The Sith do that. It was in clone wars.
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The power of 2: Nothing's wrong with me
>mfw
https://twitter.com/Nerdrotics/status/1800714753574387890
The music taking itself so seriously is the icing on the cake
speaking of why is the music in acolyte so shit? i think it was genuinely made by ai because the page doesn't have a composer listed
i just checked, the composer is the guy that composes music for jordan peele films, no wonder it's such garbage lmao. half the time i was expecting the force theme to play when the jedi were on screen and some of the cues sounded like they were going to head in that direction and then it just psychs you out with some bullshit
>and then it just psychs you out with some bullshit
Subverting expectations is the hallmark of good composing.
Hundreds of people crafted that over hundreds to thousands of hours and saw nothing wrong with it. Thousands watched it before it released and saw nothing wrong with it.
lol
>Thousands watched it before it released and saw nothing wrong with it.
most reviewers said that it would be the episode that breaks the internet with how shit it is and how much it ignores canon
they're only partially right, it's true that the show definitely lost a lot of viewers with the third episode but it's really not as much of a crazy canon rape as i was hoping it would be
One dude. That dude is a YouTube prostitute that got a little whiff of pussy when his previous star wars tirade did significantly better than his average. Look, hate the game not the player. This is the outcome that YouTube creates. Attention hungry people are going to crowd out the creative people every time. And if something works, they will do it to death until it stops working. Because they all wanna grow up to famous: that is why most are there to begin with. People with charisma understand the mistake: if you don't control your message you lose value. But these folks were never going to be famous enough for this to be a problem.
i mean there are lots of reviewers who will give a product the fresh score while also clearly labeling in their reviews how much they disliked the product, they just get paid to give it a thumbs up, disney doesn't care what the actual review says.
no different than activision paying ign for a good review on the newest cod, where they give it a 9/10 despite bashing the campaign and pointing out flaws in multiplayer
Was filoni the moron that introduced these shitty witch characters into the star wars universe or was it that fatass, lucas?
Lucas
They originally came from the novel "Courtship of Princess Leia".
>Several hundred years before the OT, a female Jedi was exiled to the planet Dathomir for some crime
>She taught the women living here the ways of the Force
>Due to misinformation passed down in their tribal society over the generations, they believe that they are actually using magic instead of the Force
>The Witches are for the most part light side oriented with the sole exception of the Nightsisters, a single clan of Witches who chose to allow themselves to fall into the dark side.
>The Witches were skilled and had a few useful techniques but were no match when facing against someone with proper training.
That's it. Then it comes Filoni & George and...
>Voodo Zombie!
>Green magic that can heal people, make them stronger and make them invisible
>Green magic can make fully formed objects like chalices filled with drink right out of thin air and entire weapons
>Bows with plasma string!
And remember this is when it was still MAGIC and not the Force.
George's Witches are cooler. Seethe, EUshitter.
Also, Witches first appeared in 1985 Ewoks: The Battle for Endor movie, a story for which came from Lucas, too.
>Also, Witches first appeared in 1985 Ewoks
Imagine using the Ewoks movies to defend your point.
Dude the force is literally magic. They are the same thing. It changes and grows in every film. It would be strange if everyone in the universe used it the same way to the same effect. It's not a super power its the glue that binds reality itself together.
Not since 1999, friendo.
The force is a thing that can be measured and quantified.
>still misunderstanding midichlorians in 2024
embarrassing
> Lucas adding a thing no-one asked for and no-one liked is good achshually
>y-you just dont understand
please enlighten us
You’re only skimming it. The Force can be quantified on the surface, but George’s vision involved something kind of horrific—that of single-called gods that treat life as “vehicles”, to the point where you seriously question free will.
It’s a lot more esoteric than ‘muh midichlorians’, and George wanted to do cosmic horror.
Midichlorians aren’t those single-called gods, by the way.
Well it's nice that there's the usual 800 fanfic books about what complete and utter bullshit midichlorians """really""" are, let's just stick to what is inferrable from G-canon.
>George Lucas read A Wrinkle in Time and its sequel A Wind in the Door and he wanted to make the Whills and midi-chlorians like the mitochondria and farandolae
Don't forget the the witches have pulled off magic that looks far more powerful than Palpatine has ever exhibited. They're such a weird retcon.
the nightsisters were dark force users, they just called it magic
palpatine could've done everything they did and more, it's why he was able to best them singlehandedly
>best them singlehandedly
But Grievous killed them all
is that some filoni wars retcon? nah man sheev was always the one that did them in, he fricked them up good when he took in maul
Palpatine summoned thousands of star destroyers while he was on his deathbed AS A JOKE to taunt kylo. Nothing the night sisters can do or have done compares to that.
>Don't forget the the witches have pulled off magic that looks far more powerful than Palpatine has ever exhibited
…Like what? Palpatine is canonically the single most powerful Force wizard / Sith sorcerer in the entirety of the universe.
In the EU he could rip apart entire worlds by summoning tears in space and time.
He was also the only one in canon to fully “domesticate” the Dark Side, to the point where it became more so an extension of him.
The Force is literally fricking magic. It just fricking is. The Sith refer to the Force that way, and they may as well be, given their heretical foundations and their use of bad and evil shit. Magic is really just a label.
How high is harry potters midichlorian count?
Fricking wrecked him.
How high is gandalf M count you fricking homosexual
This one is mad
You lost, take the L, deal with it.
How many midichlorians does dr strange have, btw?
Merlin must have had a high midichlorian count. Excalibur was a lightsaber, innit? Only get it out of the stone with the force and all that bruv
You need to calm down. The Jedi were never not intended to be a reflection of the irony of groups like the Church.
Pretty sure they were supposed to be samurai-wizards in space, eternally-butthurt-atheist-kun.
The Jedi’s says have fallen low, and they are blind to their own hubris, and the lack of foresight. They were literally blind to a Sith Lord. This is the entire point of them, that they did not learn, while the Sith did.
It’s why Sheev thinks lightsabers are for gays, only using them to mock the Jedi.
Anon, it's a series of movies about a dude resucing a princess and blowing up a space station with lasers.
I know you want to think that george lucas wrote all of star wars as anti-church allegory but it's just not there.
>Catholic priests can’t have sex
>Jedi knights can’t have sex
Satan wants you to have sex
The Sith want you to have sex
>Satan wants you to have sex
Liar, if he wanted me to have sex, all my succubus summoning rituals would have worked, and my pet gerbil wouldn’t have been sacrificed in vain.
>says
ways*
They’re an allegory in the sense that they lost their way and purpose, and even their teachings aren’t really helpful, since they’re more like strict ascetics.
They’re also an allegory in the “no, it’s miracles, not magic” or “no, it’s science, not magic”, in the sense that the Sith see such views as inherently ironic.
I don’t get the point you’re making tbqh, that guy said the force is magic and your rebuttal is that it’s not magic because magic exists in different ways in other franchises that the force isn’t magic? I don’t get it.
He’s mad that he hasn’t figured out yet that magic is psychological and not substantial, or “what is magic to one is not necessarily magic to another”, that sort of saying.
It’s the same in Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, and the elves don’t believe in (elven) magic. It’s just Art to them, the same way our phones aren’t magic to us, and humans and hobbits look to the elves the same way the elves look to the wizards. Magic is a bar, and exposure logic is a big part of it. Sometimes just calling something “magic” is enough, because that is what it is at the end of the day—a label for wonder, mystery, horror, heresy, dissent, etc. The word for pharmacy once meant sorcery because drugs were mysterious business, and associated with poisoners, who were similarly associated with sorcerers.
But, whatever, less power to that guy.
If someone never saw Star Wars before and you showed them the scene of Luke lifting the x-wing out of the bog and asked them how he did it, they’d say magic not the force. Is his point really that shallow? It’s like saying it’s not a spaceship it’s a starship or it’s not a gun it’s a blaster or it’s not an alien it’s a twilek or it’s not a robot it’s a droid. What a nerd.
That's not really what the argument was about or how it started.
Sure in your discription that is magic.
Because prior to the phantom menace the force WAS magic.
Then Lucas pulled midichlorians out of his ass.
At this point it stops being magic and starts being a measurable, quantifyable entity with laws governing its use and application that are just poorly understood.
This is what the actual argument above was amount.
And it's probably also what this brainlet
was thinking of when he started rambling, the famous clarke quote "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
>"any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
And it’s an incredibly validated and logical quote, now more than ever, especially. An author like Tolkien understood it, which is quite telling as it is.
homie, you thought the quote went “what is magic to one is not necessarily magic to another” 3 minutes ago.
That’s not Clarke’s quote. Although it does overlap, in the sense that what is technology to one may be magic to another. Or both. Modern technology has met all the criteria, but is not considered magic, and the answer to why is easy.
I'm sorry your post makes it unclear if you're claiming that the quote "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" is not from clarke or if you're saying that the quote "what is magic to one is not necessarily magic to another" is not by clarke?
Because if it's the latter my first thought is DUHHHH and my second one is please do tell who the literary genius is that provided it.
A quote is a quote. You’re incorrectly attributing that one quote to Clarke, while the other one is definitely his.
“Science is magic that works” is another good quote, by Kurt Vonnegut, since if it works, it is science. Existence works.
>A quote is a quote
I simply am no match for your mighty intellect.
>abloobloobloo
you cant even tell he was making fun of you can you
>since if it works, it is science
Most people today are too fricking stupid to understand this too.
Everything is science, and what is magic is a matter of nuance.
>Is his point really that shallow?
Yes. What I just told you about Tolkien has sent the author’s “fans” into fricking meltdowns because they think magic has to be some specific something, and this lack of critical think spreads to fanbases like this one. It’s the same with Dungeons & Dragons: “um, I think you will find that Gandalf was a cleric, not a wizard…”, to the point where I personally have slapped them in the face for being too autistic to grasp basic fricking semantics. I actually got a guy kicked out once because he got mad at me for pointing out that the black machines of Mordor are considered black magic, or witchcraft, sorcery, etc, and he started yelling something like “machines aren’t magic!”, even though wizardry has always been associated with artifice…
Again, that was never his point.
See
Sure, whatever, but you still kept making a lot of dumb “duhr what is harry potter’s force count” like a triggered ass, though.
Assuming that was you.
It wasnt, only the harry potter one was me because I thought it was a very succint way of showing the error in your thinking.
Sure, whatever you say, dolt.
>wicked witch dies and disentigrates when dorothy drops a house on her, common trope of powerful force users
>glenda the good witch (jedi) shows up and politely guides dorothy on how to progress
Damn, Oz was full of force users the whole time. I wonder what their M-count was. Did they ever get the blood test?
Wizard of oz makes so much more sense now
I’m sorry I ass blasted you this bad.
>still pretending
Just fricking take the L, it's not magic anymore when you can scientifically measure it no matter how much you cope and seethe about it.
>it's not magic anymore when you can scientifically measure it
goku’s ki is scientific because you can measure its power level
I dont think Ive ever heard anyone say gokus powers are magic.
>walk into wardrobe
>meet an evil sith woman
>get saved by a jedi lion who thinks he's jesus
woah, i wonder what their midichlorian counts were
pic related
>Filoni & George
What's implied with this order?
Nightsisters > bunch of thread worshipping carpet munchers
Are these not Night Sisters? When I heard it was a bunch of lady force users called witches and doing witch shit I assumed that's who it was.
The OP pic were definitely nightsisters as they looked in Ahsoka. Although not aligned with the Sith, they were dark force necromancers and unabashedly bad guys(girls).
The witches in the Acolyte are some sort of persecuted minority that don’t see light or dark, good or bad in the force. They’re some sort of fanfic tier, wishy washy, hippie pagan wannabes. They’re not evil, just misunderstood victims, which is how most predatory homosexuals and leftists see themselves.
>minority that don’t see light or dark, good or bad in the force
Literally Kaballah for those who don't know. As above so below.
Is there a photo of Headland wearing a red string kabbalah bracelet kek?
>don’t see light or dark, good or bad
Based. Taoism needs to return to Star Wars.
I don't think the show is using the Night Sisters because they interacted with males for procreation unlike the feminist wish fulfillment we see in the show.
literally Cinemaphile
For several years my only exposure to Star wars is this board. Like little glances into one of those show-within-a-shows that run in the background shots of actual movies. I don't feel a thing. Pure ambivalence. Liberating.
Which is worse, Star Wars or Israel?
Woah, I didnt expect the Spanish Inquisiton!
I didn't expect some kind of Spanish inquisition.
It's definitely pure coincidence that an old dyke wrote a show about lesbians using magic to create babies
definitely isn't feeling that barren womb and lack of children
definitely no hetero envy
Space witches can be engineers too.
And samurai monks can also be ace jet fighters. I have no idea why people trip so hard over star wars. Like they really get in their feelings over this goofy ass shit.
Is this some
"Look at my bright idea"
then evil white guy goes "lol dumb"
So the chick defects and the idea really was great and the empire gets destroyed because they didnt trust a minority or something
The Force, whatever happened there.
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE? THIS PIECE OF SHIT israeli COUSIN PUT 6 PIECES IN MY CHILDHOOD FRANCHISE
The music for the chant scene reminds me of the puke scene from Team America, except the catladies making the show didn't intend it to be funny.
>The black children still don't have fathers
underrated
though i'm sure one of the spacedyke Black personwitches wears the pants in the relationship
I watched this with a friend and, while it's not the worst thing in the world, it has very little redeemable qualities. Everything is so cliche and predictable. The dialogue is grating but it isn't charming enough to feel like the OT. The editing is really fricking bad (ah yes throw in more Wipe Transitions in the middle of fight scenes!) And the plot contains all this little shibboleths that let you know an annoying millennial wrote and directed it.
In short it's MCU-fied Star Wars.
(I will say the Korean guy makes a decent jedi. Not great, but decent, but he's probably hamstrung by the direction and writing)
>The dialogue is grating but it isn't charming enough to feel like the OT.
It does feel like the PT on occasion, though. The shitty fake beard on the 20 year old, "The Jedi are good!" "The Jedi are bad!", a very shitty investigation plot. It's AOTC all over again but without "Across the Stars."
I agree but also AOTC fricking sucks
filtered
Yeah yeah yeah filtered, whatever, I think the prequels are 85% silly bullshit. Better than the 98% uninspired slop of the sequels I guess
>I think the prequels are 85% silly bullshit
star wars is 85% silly bullshit that's true, and that's why people loved them. now it's just 100% poz.
That's correct. It's trash.
>frick up your own sequel trilogy so bad its a content black hole
>have to milk the OT and PT eras for content
>launch a new setting set before the films in the form of the high republic
>it's DOA as it's infected with the same diversity compliance shit and horrible shelfwarming aesthetics as the sequels
>also frick up your own yidsney+ shows after Mando S2
>announce a new Rey focused movie directed by some feminist dune coon
>make a show set 100 years before TPM...
Yeah but those witches are based, and actually look like witches, and actually look like something star warsy. The Acolyte Lesbian Squad just looks like some weird afro-centrist troony propaganda shit from 2024.
Adding space wiccans was the worst idea possible I wonder who was responsible for this first
THE POWER WITHIN
Why do they keep trying to push that the Force is female? It really isn’t.
Applying feminine and masculine aspects to nature is interchangeable, and you can just as easily argue the Force as male.
Is the moon feminine? Masculine? It very much depends on the culture.
The same way the Force is seen through a more sorcerous, occult lens to the Sith.
The same way the Jedi don’t believe in a concept of magic, but are still referred to as ‘sorcerers’ by Mandalorians.
Sith sorcery is a thing.
they said the force was female once years ago and idiots like you are the people that keep spreading it for them in 2024
…What? Did you even read my post? The Force is not female, you frick. The esoteric quantum shit responsible for the Force can hardly be called female.
In fact, the way the witches describe their ‘Thread’ makes it sound like it’s male.
Because Hollywood is run by israeli propaganda pushers and leftists. Once a leftist or a israelite says that they want to add or make something woke, there is nobody to tell them no because all the other leftists and israelites in the room agree with them and even if there was a sane person there to say no that sane person wouldn’t say anything because he knows it’d be career suicide. Things will only keep getting worse. The only way I could see this changing is if executives have enough of the flops and losing money and make these people cut their shit out, but the executives are either israelites, leftists, or on black rocks payroll so none of them will speak out anyway. They may pretend like they’re going to do something about the issue, but they never actually follow through and it’s all just a tactic to try and trick people into consooming their slop to make them a little extra shekels, look at Iger and Disney and Zaslav and WB.
— ‘The witches view the Force differently from the Jedi, dubbing it “the Thread” and seemingly viewing it as something that cannot be controlled, only pulled in a certain direction.’
So they treat the Force like a volatile man
Different traditions of Force use have been a thing in the EU since forever, but the way they portray them is annoying.
Math was treated as magic for thousands of years and you think counting magic amoebas isn’t magic lmao
Think about what you wrote there and then hang your head in shame.
Looks like the many Jonestowned themselves because of the power of 1. Not a very good example of implied strength.
The way they're all clumped together makes it seem that way.
Black coven leader is the secret Sith, no one in the coven but her is force sensitive, and she deliberately spread bullshit for some as of yet undisclosed reason.
There, Ack!olyte is saved.
The blackies would never be villain that doesn't get redeemed.
I just want to see the stupid design of Darth Testiculus in live action.
>science isn’t magic
“sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension” isn’t magic?
The modern day sorcerer is just the mad scientist poking at shit
>The modern day sorcerer is just the mad scientist poking at shit
People don’t understand this enough.
What is/isn’t magic is going to change.
>People don’t understand this enough.
they really don't.
the tropes that make up a wizard (magic books, old guy, esoteric traditoons) all make so much sense when you consider the nature of higher learning during the Renaissance and earlier.
Wizards are so cool
chuds unironically believe that right is more cringe than left
it is, it always has been and always will be
jar jar at least had plot relevance
jar jar binks was comic relief for children in a goofy kids movie and a proof of concept/tech demo for lucas to show off his motion capture cgi character technology. jar jar binks is meant to be a joke.
these witches and their tv show are hamfisted, poorly produced satanic propaganda. they are promoted as serious characters doing super serious things.
It is.
Shit, Ahsoka is worse than Jar Jar.
At least Jar Jar Binks was killed in a car accident on his way to his home planet.
I have believed this since the force awakens. Jar Jar is hardly more cringe than ewoks were.
The difference is that lucas through cringe shit in FOR THE KIDS. It was a seperate thing. In disney wars the shit they're trying to make cool is cringe.
Level 7 cringe vs level 10 cringe
>The power of mannyyyyy
why did they deliver that line so cringey?
If you engross yourself in feminist screaming music, it's a common theme.
>If you engross yourself in feminist screaming music
no thanks
Because it's being made like a high school musical production with tight budgets
This is the result of milennial theatre kids getting into script writing and director jobs. Let this be a lesson that it's morally correct to beat your children if they display behaviour like this.
you mean millenial nepo baby with zero talent
That's what theatre kids are yes.
Wait are those supposed to be nightsisters? I thought they were a distinct species.
Dathomir witches are dumb to begin with. They first were introduced in The Courtship of Princess Leia which was a completely silly book in which Leia accepts a proposal from a Happan prince in order to bring them into the new republic and more importantly gain their navy's support. In comes the 'Happan Battle Dragon' described as a literal flying saucer which can spin the 8 guns on the saucers edge around to bring them all to aim on one target. Silly! So Han solo kidnaps Leia and absconds and a mcguffin causes the falcon to crash land on Dathomir, home to an imperial remnant garrison that they get captured by and the aforementioned witches. Silly! Also it seems this is the planet that rancors are from and TWO different societies of force sensitive female tribes abound. The Witches of Dathomir are LIGHT SIDE users whose number 1 rule is do no evil. It is their counterparts The Nightsisters of Dathomir that are the DARK SIDE users. Silly! Well of course Luke wasn't going to let his best friend and twin sister elope so he follows them. He gets in a FORCE BATTLE with the leader of the Nightsisters and gets thoroughly thrashed, at one point thinking 'This is like what fighting Vader would have been like if he had actually tried to kill me' as he feels blood vessels in his brain pop. Silly! As he lays in a coma he has a vision of the flora and fauna of dathomir surrounding him and each little toad or squirrel like creature coming to his aid saying, 'hey buddy, have a bit of my force power' to help heal him. Silly! In the climax of the story he uses this new understanding of the force to fly and fight in the millennium falcon that is incredibly damaged using just the force, making it take impossible maneuvers and aiming its guns with pinpoint accuracy. When inquired about how the hell is he doing all of this he responds, 'No one really knows how strong the force is!' Silly!
Stuff happens, Han and Leia patch up their relationship, the Happans don't become strong allies with the new republic just yet and I'm left scratching my head wondering what the hell I just read. Not all of the formerly Expanded Universe and now called Legends were good is what I learned. Thank you to the Hurst public library for breaking my brain and thank you Disney for picking the absolute stupidest shit from Legends to build on. Silly!
Thanks for reading my blog.
Most of that sounds pretty cool.
What about this nonsense is any worse than the rest of the nonsense that makes up star wars and its concept of the force? Not even meming. I haven't watched a single entry since revenge of the sith.
She's not a nightsister. THIS is a nightsister
Gotta love how obviously hardcore gay they made Kal Kestis in the first game, down to even making the entire game about suppressing your real self and having a twink body and twink movements,
then realise the game sells well and they suddenly turn him into a boring straight jock with a beard for the second one, make her a lesbian tomboy and have him simp for her.
>how obviously hardcore gay they made Kal Kestis in the first game
you didn't play the game, the sexual tension between cal and merrin was super obvious, cal didn't make a move because he was still respectful of his jedi teachings and also had no experience with women
>sexual tension between cal and merrin
She appeared in the last three missions if you played it right and only joins him after he defeats Malicos, which came out of nowhere and was unorganic. then she does witch stuff to pick him out of water. sexual tension my ass.
her entire plot about joining them in the first place is contrived and was an obvious after thought. Just like resurrecting Eno Cordova was. I platted the game twice.
ok so you're just moronic and can't pick up on cues, hence your virginity still being intact
>cues
like?
Come on bro, we are waiting.
The only flirtatious sentence was to Greez where she teased him about being scary and wanting her steak rare
body language, you fricking idiot
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watch cal's facial reaction after merrin says she will join, as well as merrin eyefricking cal up and down before she decides to join
if you can't pick up on them having minor naughty thoughts in that moment you're a fricking aspie and will be forever alone
>the sexual tension between cal and merrin was super obvious
Agreed
>Gotta love how obviously hardcore gay they made Kal Kestis in the first game, down to even making the entire game about suppressing your real self and having a twink body and twink movements,
>then realise the game sells well and they suddenly turn him into a boring straight jock with a beard for the second one, make her a lesbian tomboy and have him simp for her.
Wtf are you even talking about?
He was into her in the first game and the first thing they did after seeing each others again in the second game is kissing (and certainly fricking at the campfire offscreen), lmao
first kiss happens in second game where they retconned all the main characters anyways.
they had an awkward hug in the first one.
>where they retconned all the main characters anyways
i'd really like to know what drugs you're on that's making you come up with all these whack takes
>t-they were acting awkwardly!
Good catch Sherlock, you are probably not an expert in this, but the awkwardness between two people attracted to each other is normal.
>but the awkwardness between two people attracted to each other is normal.
Is this going to be your defense in court?
but your honor i was told to just be myself
They're just trying to get people to talk about SW at least. They know nobody cares anymore, so now they're just trying to get people angry. All press is good press. But people don't care enough to be angry either
>All press is good press
that only works for donnie
check
>As above, so below
What did the foreskin munching Talmudvision executives mean by this?
>two black girls are created by lesbian space magic to be the chosen ones
>they absolutely hate each other and one of them is a murderous psychopath
sounds redpilled to me
Mirror test
I bet you all that this is what it is going to be. She has always been one person. the other didn't exist
she's going to be revealed to be a based chud and the chuds will cry out that they finally have a star wars for them
why is her profession "Mech-nig" btw? How did that get past the censors?
>tfw b***hes will ruin the biggest scifi franchise in civilization's history (maybe besides pagan god shit) all b/c they can't jizz into a girl to have a waste of space kid
Me watching that scene and only being able to imagine the smell of period stains in that crowd
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The power of JANNY!
This couldn't be anymore blatantly feminist and anti Star Wars if it tried
The power of 1
The power of 2
The power of maaannyyyy
where my witches at
There are so many ways to make witches not cringe. These didn't even looked like real witches.
There’s already cool witches in Star Wars i have no idea why they didn’t make these the dathmamir or w/e witches
Because they are sexist and racist, that's why.
THE POWER OF CRUST
THE POWER OF THRUST
THE POWER OF POOPOO
This is some shit you'd see made by wine aunts and lesbians doing free community theater. This show is so cringe, not only will I not watch it, but I can't even watch videos of people talking about it or shitting on it, as it's THAT bad.
Talk about cultural vandalism...
I just wanted to point out that the witch in the middle is played by Claudia Black.
that is all, thanks for your attention.
Watch out bros, girls our turning into outright witches and not just wiccan homeopathic enthusiasts that are way into nature, DONT GO TO THE WOODS AT 3 AM
>DONT GO TO THE WOODS AT 3 AM
how the frick am I supposed to hunt wendigos then buddy?
use some common sense, man
I don't go in the woods at 3AM because my country is full of migrants now. I don't even like to be our in my city at 3 pm
>I don't go in the woods at 3AM
Sounds like the best time to hunt brown things with a knife, a balaclava and some decent gloves.
Yes you do that and tell me how it went
Still no wojak edits?
People would accept this so much fricking better if they had better make up, better dressing and the special effects were there. I don't even give a frick about the cringy chanting if they nailed the rest.
Also how about making Abeloth canon? How about hiding all the DEI shit behind lovecraftian shit to shut people off a bit? It's like they love to be humiliated on purpose.
The choreographer should have been fired and the song needed at least a flute solo and some pep.
>$180m and they couldn't afford a color palette larger than four shades of brown?
>they couldn't afford a color palette larger than four shades of brown?
...and that was only the actors.
troony kept his dick so he could pretend to be a lesbian while fricking the lesbians into baby-mommas.... in space.