The predator enters the last movie you've watched. How well will he fair?

The predator enters the last movie you've watched
How well will he fair?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he enters Stranger Things? He gets his shit fucked by Eleven and she bans him to the upside-down.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >movie
      typical children can't even read. and eleven would get fucking destroyed by preds plasma cannon. Ugly ass screaming cunt

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Good post.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >No Holds Barred
    I don't remember the movie, but predators' gonna suplex someone at some point

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    KRAMER: Jerry, Jerry, I'm begging you, do NOT go in there.

    SEINFELD: Kramer, it's my own apartment, I'm going in.

    KRAMER: [high pitched, panicking, scared] Jerry, it's a horror show in there. They... they got George. They got GEORGE, Jerry! He's gone! GONE!

    SEINFELD: Yeah yeah

    [SEINFELD opens door to apartment, and sees George Costanza hanging from the ceiling, completely skinned]

    SEINFELD: What did they do to George? Look at this mess! It's disgusting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >slides through the door wearing Kramer's skin
        >studio applause that transitions into horrified gasps and one lone audience member laughing*

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Predator Vs Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho

    Really would just depend on how sneaky the Predator could be and if Urameshi could shield himself from the plasma caster I guess.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Early Yusuke or end of series Yusuke? Predator is fucked if it's end of series Yusuke

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Super Pets
    Krypto lasers him without a second thought

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how long ago did you realize you were a furry

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the predator in friday night lights
    >the predator spawns into a high school football match in west texas
    lmao get rekt

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >football match
      its called a football game you retarded starving euro

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's called american football, silly burger
        football is the sport where you kick the ball with your foot

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Prey
    He’d probably get wrecked by a 14 year old indian chick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek same. Before that Sicario (2015). Imagine a Predator movie based around Cartels and Mexico/US Border.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why imagine? That's just Predator 2.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if pred from 1 entered they'd all be annihilated

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman
    wew lad, I think this actually exists

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      90s crossovers were something else

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        TGT still continues the tradition

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Art wise this is the best comic the Mask has ever been in.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Terminator Judgement Day
    I feel like the plasma cannon would take out a terminator.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      aliens vs predator vs terminator comics do exist.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >4 fingers
        wait, am I being pranked? don't they have 5 like us?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel like the plasma cannon would take out a terminator
      Could it take out a mother's love for her child?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well it depends if he's in the matrix or not.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Last movie I watched was Prey, so.. not so good.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Predator gets some hardbody action?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps he can save Gustave H. from getting shot.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > Cannibal Holocaust
    Kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that would be interesting

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dragonball Super Super Hero
    It's a mild stretch fworkout or Piccolo before breakfast.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
    He ain't got shit on these guys. Best chance of having any significance is if Wanda recruits him as a proxy and sends him to pursue America Chavez through dimensions, otherwise any one of the bigger-name supes in the show whoop him.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hard Boiled
    It would just be pred two but Hong Kong: Edition, probably pretty boring.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Prey. So not too good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly if we take OP Pic into account, Pred'87 Predator would beat the shit out of 2022 granted that 22 doesn't get close up and personal.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        22 does nearly nothing BUT up close and personal. He kills a bear by punching it in the head. No weapons or anything.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >He kills a bear by punching it in the head. No weapons or anything.
          Yet another reason why Savage Predator is incredibly based

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a korean movie about pirates, i think they'd kill him through sheer luck

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We're talking the predator from the 1st movie right? I think he'd fuck up the comanches in prey. Can't do any worse than the retard predator they were up against

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      that pred fought completely naked, made his mask out of the bear skull and gave his opponents plenty of chances.
      but then he suddenly whent full retard with trying to shoot his 'gun' while his laser pointer kept trowing the spikes towards somewhere else

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. I swear to god that it had the predator equivalent of downe's syndrome or something. The 1987 predator would have made short work of everyone involved in Prey

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          not to mention the lame 'connection' with predator 2 with that gun at the end being the same pirate gun that the elder predator in predator 2 gave to harrigan.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that was gay. The pirate story is way cooler, and probably would have made for a much better movie too imo

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          pred in predator 1 was a veteran hunter, used light armor with wrist blade and plasma caster only.
          pred in predator 2: young hunter, probaly on one of his first hunts, more armor and used many weapons.
          pred in prey: ancient young hunter, cocky as shit had no armor or helmet, made a mask out of a bear skull. then whent full retard at the end.
          also the face design of the pred in prey looked weird as hell, like i mix of a normal pred and those ugly super predators of Predators

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >made a mask out of a bear skull
            Bear skulls don't make bullets ricochet

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              well it where those shitty musket type guns.
              plus he added his tech too it with that laser pointer

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            pred in predator 1 was cool, and the change from macho action movie to horror as the squad realized that they were out of their element was kino
            pred from predator 2 was still cool, but less so than pred from 1, and showing LA as the moron crime shithole that it is was kino
            pred from prey was a fucking gay who got beat up by a teenage girl and forgot how its own tech worked, there wasn't any kino, but the main girl is hot
            agreed, the new design is retarded, hence why I think it has yautja downe's syndrome

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just watched prey, so he dies

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Predator vs Cenobites? Tbh he probably wins.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The predator enters the last movie you've watched. How well will he fair?

    Jurassic World Dominion. Yautja be fine.

    TV wise, he'll drop right into Isaac's & Claire's wedding, and there will be 4000 ships full of friendly Kaylon to rape his smelly biological asshole.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched Predator.
    I guess he's fucked.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Predator vs the Driver.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Van Helsing.

    Holy KINO i wanna watch that

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dance of the Drunken Mantis
    Predator would lose because he doesn't have alcohol buffs and cartoon physics

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    13 lives
    he will do fine in the cave

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >potc 5
    He really cant win against Salazar

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      YAG UTJA

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, a Predator is in Prey! Again!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched Predator.
      I guess he's fucked.

      just watched prey, so he dies

      Prey. So not too good

      Last movie I watched was Prey, so.. not so good.

      >Prey
      He’d probably get wrecked by a 14 year old indian chick.

      So does this mean another Predator enters the film?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, and this time, he's not a bumbling retard

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Enters Prey
    >Gets justed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SOURCE ON IMAGE NAO

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        say please?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          PLOX

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            idk some cgi shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Battle Sisters

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The other Boleyn girl
    He'll be fine.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Trek Nemesis
    I don't think that it's fair

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The last movie I watched was Prey. So literally nothing changes? Lol

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember the last movie I watched.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ten Canoes with the Predator would be kino

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would make the poker scene in The Sting much more interesting.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would be an epic fight

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ugly gorilla, ugly, go away!

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >But what was the alien's version of the story?

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Feral Predator gets curbstomped by civilized Predator.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      such vitality, you can see his ability come to a stride multiple times in the course of battle

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      CGI was a mistake

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently he can be defeated by a girl with a bow and arrow, so he's gonna fair pretty badly.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Troll Hunter. Definitely kino.
    I guess he would struggle against the bigger ones.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what do they eat?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Predators

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He could just cloak himself and shoot it down with his plasma cannon from a distance. Not sure if non-sunlight weapons would do the big ones much damage

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's honestly a toss up

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He gets Aids from Chloe Sevigny from Kids and dies.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Mousehunt
    He's done for...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how long until the house gets destroyed though?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't you see the movie? The mouse would be riding underneath his space ship back to his home planet to finish him off (or make him his friend).

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he gets dismembered by a gang of chink-koreans

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Flight (2012)
    He drank, on the night of the hunt, he drank.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bullet Train
    yeah he'd fit right in

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Herzog's Nosferatu

    He kills the vampire and the town and it's people all live happily ever after. But he also kills the main character whomst was sent to contact the vampire.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched a movie in my life.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Children of Men
    ngl a Predator in the middle of that film would be a mindfuck

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Spends most of the film smoking weed with Michael Caine in the middle of the forest.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kong VS Godzilla
    Sweet

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Schindler's List
    >Predator enters Warsaw Labor Camp
    >Notices the germans exterminating garden gnomes
    >Destroys Germans
    >Liberates garden gnomes
    >Itzak Stern fails at making a point for Oskar
    >Oscar Schindler gets shot for being a Nazi

    Not bad tbh.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >blair witch project

    Pretty sure he's fucked.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.kveller.com/the-adam-sandler-bat-mitvah-movie-netflix-gnomish-cast/
    just imagine

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I let an AI write the synopsis:

    The Dude Lebowski, a simple man who just wants to bowl and drink White Russians, is transported to the Predator home planet where he must team up with The Predator to win a bowling tournament. The two unlikely allies must use their skills to defeat the other teams and take home the trophy. Along the way, they discover they have more in common than they thought and form a bond that will help them win the tournament and get The Dude back home.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they discover they have more in common than they thought and form a bond
      That reminds me of Venom. The Dude happened to match up with the lazy reject predator.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I mostly watch porn, so...

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      same

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win: Predator or The Mandalorian?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the one that is written to always win will beat the one that is written to always lose

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        What an insightful answer. Thanks for your input.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he'll be bored to death and leave i guess

  62. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Last movie I watched was twin peaks fire walk with me. I think the predator is fucked

  63. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Dog Day Afternoon
    He either gets gunned down by the cops or Sonny gets away in the chaos and has a happier ending with his chud wife.

  64. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >The Addams Family

    He is so fucked. Pugsley will rape his alien asshole.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      he keeps trying to kill Fester, who just keeps asking for more 'punishment'

  65. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it gets said enough that the predator designs are fucking amazing. Why don't we get character designs like this any more? Who made this? What else did they make? Are they dead? Preadtor and Alien designs are easily the best I have ever seen. Now all we get is retarded humanoids with different facial features or whatever

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame that the design was fucking gay in Prey

  66. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The bridge over the river Kwai. Jap vs Brit becomes a Nippo/Anglo Kino teamup

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      predator better not fuck with that bridge

  67. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It would be a 5 minute short because of how fast they'll die,

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >hook fight vs predator wrist claw
      Kino

  68. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Predator vs Satan (end of days)
    predator keeps killing the bodies that satan takes over

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      arnold's most underrated movie next to kindergarten cop

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Still weird that Lisbon never mentioned her savior nor the cult that was trying to kill her to Patrick

  69. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Nymphomaniac
    ...

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Pred shoves spear up the mc's asshole
      >press button and it expands
      >"deeeeper"
      >Pred looks at the camera, weirded out

  70. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, fucking Jaws

    Kino fishing trip. The pred gets to do drunk war stories with Quint.

  71. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    predator vs jackie chan

  72. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypto, so Prey, but actually good.

  73. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI says it would be fucking kino.

    The Predator sneaks up on the Fellowship as they camp for the night and starts picking them off one by one. Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli try to fight back, but they are no match for the Predator and are quickly dispatched. The only ones left are Frodo, Sam, and Merry, who are trying to make their way to Mount Doom.

    The Predator finally catches up to them and attacks, but Frodo and Sam manage to hold it off long enough for Merry to escape. The Predator then brutally kills Frodo and Sam, but is fatally wounded in the process. As it dies, the Predator activates its self-destruct device, which destroys Mount Doom and the One Ring along with it.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >this just sounds like generic AI bullshi-
      >that ending

  74. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    If he can shoot it from a distance there might be a chance for victory. Otherwise Christine stomps in hand to hand.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I am not so easily injured

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        is that the Thanoscopter? what a cunt, how will Thanos escape with the cosmic cube now?

  75. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Children of Men
    He'd be thriving

  76. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto Musashi from 1973. He would get fucked hard.

  77. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

    "Come back!! 'Tis but a scratch!"

    Or the predator vs the Beast of Caer Bunnog.

  78. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Pred, he's stuck in fucking Bruges.

  79. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is just fucking retarded. Literally the main plot driver is this indian bitche's desire to gain respect from her people and while doing so she inadvertently kills 1 guy in the beginning and then 3 more including her brother.

    She has no real incentive to pursue alien, nor do any of the fucking animals which would all run fucking away just like all the indians because who wouldn't run away from a thing that's literally invisible and invincible. Only the french would have plausible reasons to try to hunt him. But this movie should be the other way around. The fucking pussy ass predator is literally being hunted by humans this whole movie.
    Predator movies can't work in this setting or any other than present or the future, where people can understand his technologies and try to counter and outsmart him. Also have weapons that can plausibly kill him if hit by. That little axe she was throwing around was enough for a human, buta bigger stronger animal such as bear or predator... JUST STUPID

  80. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, my money might be on Mads.

  81. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Watched 1408 last night, this would actually be fun to see

  82. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I LOST MY LEEEEEEEEG

  83. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >G.I Joe Spy Troops
    He dies

  84. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Silence
    I dunno. Japanese and Catholic priests join forces to defend a village might be kino.

  85. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Schindlers List

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the girl in red scene but it's pred thermal
      kino

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