The predator enters the last movie you've watched
How well will he fair?
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
The predator enters the last movie you've watched
How well will he fair?
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68 |
he enters Stranger Things? He gets his shit fricked by Eleven and she bans him to the upside-down.
>movie
typical children can't even read. and eleven would get fricking destroyed by preds plasma cannon. Ugly ass screaming c**t
Good post.
>No Holds Barred
I don't remember the movie, but predators' gonna suplex someone at some point
KRAMER: Jerry, Jerry, I'm begging you, do NOT go in there.
SEINFELD: Kramer, it's my own apartment, I'm going in.
KRAMER: [high pitched, panicking, scared] Jerry, it's a horror show in there. They... they got George. They got GEORGE, Jerry! He's gone! GONE!
SEINFELD: Yeah yeah
[SEINFELD opens door to apartment, and sees George Costanza hanging from the ceiling, completely skinned]
SEINFELD: What did they do to George? Look at this mess! It's disgusting.
>slides through the door wearing Kramer's skin
>studio applause that transitions into horrified gasps and one lone audience member laughing*
>Predator Vs Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho
Really would just depend on how sneaky the Predator could be and if Urameshi could shield himself from the plasma caster I guess.
Early Yusuke or end of series Yusuke? Predator is fricked if it's end of series Yusuke
>Super Pets
Krypto lasers him without a second thought
how long ago did you realize you were a furry
>the predator in friday night lights
>the predator spawns into a high school football match in west texas
lmao get rekt
>football match
its called a football game you moronic starving euro
it's called american football, silly burger
football is the sport where you kick the ball with your foot
>Prey
He’d probably get wrecked by a 14 year old indian chick.
kek same. Before that Sicario (2015). Imagine a Predator movie based around Cartels and Mexico/US Border.
Why imagine? That's just Predator 2.
if pred from 1 entered they'd all be annihilated
>Batman
wew lad, I think this actually exists
90s crossovers were something else
TGT still continues the tradition
Art wise this is the best comic the Mask has ever been in.
>Terminator Judgement Day
I feel like the plasma cannon would take out a terminator.
aliens vs predator vs terminator comics do exist.
>4 fingers
wait, am I being pranked? don't they have 5 like us?
>I feel like the plasma cannon would take out a terminator
Could it take out a mother's love for her child?
Well it depends if he's in the matrix or not.
Last movie I watched was Prey, so.. not so good.
Predator gets some hardbody action?
Perhaps he can save Gustave H. from getting shot.
> Cannibal Holocaust
Kino
that would be interesting
>Dragonball Super Super Hero
It's a mild stretch fworkout or Piccolo before breakfast.
>Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
He ain't got shit on these guys. Best chance of having any significance is if Wanda recruits him as a proxy and sends him to pursue America Chavez through dimensions, otherwise any one of the bigger-name supes in the show whoop him.
>Hard Boiled
It would just be pred two but Hong Kong: Edition, probably pretty boring.
Prey. So not too good
Honestly if we take OP Pic into account, Pred'87 Predator would beat the shit out of 2022 granted that 22 doesn't get close up and personal.
22 does nearly nothing BUT up close and personal. He kills a bear by punching it in the head. No weapons or anything.
>He kills a bear by punching it in the head. No weapons or anything.
Yet another reason why Savage Predator is incredibly based
a korean movie about pirates, i think they'd kill him through sheer luck
We're talking the predator from the 1st movie right? I think he'd frick up the comanches in prey. Can't do any worse than the moron predator they were up against
that pred fought completely naked, made his mask out of the bear skull and gave his opponents plenty of chances.
but then he suddenly whent full moron with trying to shoot his 'gun' while his laser pointer kept trowing the spikes towards somewhere else
Exactly. I swear to god that it had the predator equivalent of downe's syndrome or something. The 1987 predator would have made short work of everyone involved in Prey
not to mention the lame 'connection' with predator 2 with that gun at the end being the same pirate gun that the elder predator in predator 2 gave to harrigan.
Yeah that was gay. The pirate story is way cooler, and probably would have made for a much better movie too imo
pred in predator 1 was a veteran hunter, used light armor with wrist blade and plasma caster only.
pred in predator 2: young hunter, probaly on one of his first hunts, more armor and used many weapons.
pred in prey: ancient young hunter, wienery as shit had no armor or helmet, made a mask out of a bear skull. then whent full moron at the end.
also the face design of the pred in prey looked weird as hell, like i mix of a normal pred and those ugly super predators of Predators
>made a mask out of a bear skull
Bear skulls don't make bullets ricochet
well it where those shitty musket type guns.
plus he added his tech too it with that laser pointer
pred in predator 1 was cool, and the change from macho action movie to horror as the squad realized that they were out of their element was kino
pred from predator 2 was still cool, but less so than pred from 1, and showing LA as the Black person crime shithole that it is was kino
pred from prey was a fricking homosexual who got beat up by a teenage girl and forgot how its own tech worked, there wasn't any kino, but the main girl is hot
agreed, the new design is moronic, hence why I think it has yautja downe's syndrome
just watched prey, so he dies
Predator vs Cenobites? Tbh he probably wins.
>The predator enters the last movie you've watched. How well will he fair?
Jurassic World Dominion. Yautja be fine.
TV wise, he'll drop right into Isaac's & Claire's wedding, and there will be 4000 ships full of friendly Kaylon to rape his smelly biological butthole.
I just watched Predator.
I guess he's fricked.
Predator vs the Driver.
Van Helsing.
Holy KINO i wanna watch that
>Dance of the Drunken Mantis
Predator would lose because he doesn't have alcohol buffs and cartoon physics
13 lives
he will do fine in the cave
>potc 5
He really cant win against Salazar
YAG UTJA
Oh shit, a Predator is in Prey! Again!
So does this mean another Predator enters the film?
yes, and this time, he's not a bumbling moron
>Enters Prey
>Gets justed
SOURCE ON IMAGE NAO
say please?
PLOX
idk some cgi shit
Battle Sisters
>The other Boleyn girl
He'll be fine.
>Star Trek Nemesis
I don't think that it's fair
The last movie I watched was Prey. So literally nothing changes? Lol
I don't remember the last movie I watched.
Ten Canoes with the Predator would be kino
Would make the poker scene in The Sting much more interesting.
Would be an epic fight
ugly gorilla, ugly, go away!
>But what was the alien's version of the story?
Feral Predator gets curbstomped by civilized Predator.
such vitality, you can see his ability come to a stride multiple times in the course of battle
CGI was a mistake
Apparently he can be defeated by a girl with a bow and arrow, so he's gonna fair pretty badly.
Troll Hunter. Definitely kino.
I guess he would struggle against the bigger ones.
what do they eat?
Predators
He could just cloak himself and shoot it down with his plasma cannon from a distance. Not sure if non-sunlight weapons would do the big ones much damage
it's honestly a toss up
He gets Aids from Chloe Sevigny from Kids and dies.
>Mousehunt
He's done for...
how long until the house gets destroyed though?
Didn't you see the movie? The mouse would be riding underneath his space ship back to his home planet to finish him off (or make him his friend).
he gets dismembered by a gang of chink-koreans
>Flight (2012)
He drank, on the night of the hunt, he drank.
>Bullet Train
yeah he'd fit right in
Herzog's Nosferatu
He kills the vampire and the town and it's people all live happily ever after. But he also kills the main character whomst was sent to contact the vampire.
I've never watched a movie in my life.
>Children of Men
ngl a Predator in the middle of that film would be a mindfrick
Spends most of the film smoking weed with Michael Caine in the middle of the forest.
Kong VS Godzilla
Sweet
Schindler's List
>Predator enters Warsaw Labor Camp
>Notices the germans exterminating israelites
>Destroys Germans
>Liberates israelites
>Itzak Stern fails at making a point for Oskar
>Oscar Schindler gets shot for being a Nazi
Not bad tbh.
>blair witch project
Pretty sure he's fricked.
https://www.kveller.com/the-adam-sandler-bat-mitvah-movie-netflix-israeli-cast/
just imagine
I let an AI write the synopsis:
The Dude Lebowski, a simple man who just wants to bowl and drink White Russians, is transported to the Predator home planet where he must team up with The Predator to win a bowling tournament. The two unlikely allies must use their skills to defeat the other teams and take home the trophy. Along the way, they discover they have more in common than they thought and form a bond that will help them win the tournament and get The Dude back home.
>they discover they have more in common than they thought and form a bond
That reminds me of Venom. The Dude happened to match up with the lazy reject predator.
I mostly watch porn, so...
same
Who would win: Predator or The Mandalorian?
the one that is written to always win will beat the one that is written to always lose
What an insightful answer. Thanks for your input.
he'll be bored to death and leave i guess
Last movie I watched was twin peaks fire walk with me. I think the predator is fricked
>Dog Day Afternoon
He either gets gunned down by the cops or Sonny gets away in the chaos and has a happier ending with his troony wife.
>The Addams Family
He is so fricked. Pugsley will rape his alien butthole.
he keeps trying to kill Fester, who just keeps asking for more 'punishment'
I don't think it gets said enough that the predator designs are fricking amazing. Why don't we get character designs like this any more? Who made this? What else did they make? Are they dead? Preadtor and Alien designs are easily the best I have ever seen. Now all we get is moronic humanoids with different facial features or whatever
It's a shame that the design was fricking gay in Prey
The bridge over the river Kwai. Jap vs Brit becomes a Nippo/Anglo Kino teamup
predator better not frick with that bridge
It would be a 5 minute short because of how fast they'll die,
>hook fight vs predator wrist claw
Kino
Predator vs Satan (end of days)
predator keeps killing the bodies that satan takes over
arnold's most underrated movie next to kindergarten cop
Still weird that Lisbon never mentioned her savior nor the cult that was trying to kill her to Patrick
>Nymphomaniac
...
>Pred shoves spear up the mc's butthole
>press button and it expands
>"deeeeper"
>Pred looks at the camera, weirded out
Lol, fricking Jaws
Kino fishing trip. The pred gets to do drunk war stories with Quint.
predator vs jackie chan
Apocalypto, so Prey, but actually good.
AI says it would be fricking kino.
The Predator sneaks up on the Fellowship as they camp for the night and starts picking them off one by one. Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli try to fight back, but they are no match for the Predator and are quickly dispatched. The only ones left are Frodo, Sam, and Merry, who are trying to make their way to Mount Doom.
The Predator finally catches up to them and attacks, but Frodo and Sam manage to hold it off long enough for Merry to escape. The Predator then brutally kills Frodo and Sam, but is fatally wounded in the process. As it dies, the Predator activates its self-destruct device, which destroys Mount Doom and the One Ring along with it.
>this just sounds like generic AI bullshi-
>that ending
If he can shoot it from a distance there might be a chance for victory. Otherwise Christine stomps in hand to hand.
>I am not so easily injured
is that the Thanoscopter? what a c**t, how will Thanos escape with the cosmic cube now?
>Children of Men
He'd be thriving
Miyamoto Musashi from 1973. He would get fricked hard.
>Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
"Come back!! 'Tis but a scratch!"
Or the predator vs the Beast of Caer Bunnog.
Poor Pred, he's stuck in fricking Bruges.
This movie is just fricking moronic. Literally the main plot driver is this indian b***he's desire to gain respect from her people and while doing so she inadvertently kills 1 guy in the beginning and then 3 more including her brother.
She has no real incentive to pursue alien, nor do any of the fricking animals which would all run fricking away just like all the indians because who wouldn't run away from a thing that's literally invisible and invincible. Only the french would have plausible reasons to try to hunt him. But this movie should be the other way around. The fricking pussy ass predator is literally being hunted by humans this whole movie.
Predator movies can't work in this setting or any other than present or the future, where people can understand his technologies and try to counter and outsmart him. Also have weapons that can plausibly kill him if hit by. That little axe she was throwing around was enough for a human, buta bigger stronger animal such as bear or predator... JUST STUPID
Honestly, my money might be on Mads.
Watched 1408 last night, this would actually be fun to see
I LOST MY LEEEEEEEEG
>G.I Joe Spy Troops
He dies
>Silence
I dunno. Japanese and Catholic priests join forces to defend a village might be kino.
Schindlers List
>the girl in red scene but it's pred thermal
kino