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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prey was alright but it's a good example of what this "franchise" should be. Just give us different Predators fighting against different historical warriors.

    Make it mid-budget and do a Pred vs Samuari. Pred vs Roman Centurions. Pred vs Vikings, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Prey was alright but it's a good example of what this "franchise" should be. Just give us different Predators fighting against different historical warriors.
      This. It sets a good precedence for something that was so fricking obvious since Predator 2. It astounds me that it took us this long to get there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the alien skull in predator 2 fricked things up, had to make avp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Predator arrives in Australia
      >Massacres the human population with zero effort but meets his match against the true dominant species: the emu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of a comic where a Predator hunted/fought a bear and lost.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FUND IT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, big lez or mike nolan would take him out long before that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to see a kangaroo throw hands with a Predator. Or a kangaroo/human teamup to take it down.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          does the kangaroo have boxing gloves though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally just play with action figures you fricking manchild

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally just dilate you fricking troony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He already did you fricking moron. He did it 3 times even.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what do you think predator movies are supposed to be?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        every movie that isnt a drama or comedy may as well be playing with action figures you frickin moron

        fistful of dynamite could have easily just been some autistic italian kid swinging cowboy action figures around going pew pew, but it wasnt, it was a film

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah okay buddy go back to your amalie and wes andersons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kys moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassing samegay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that seething in response
        well done, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spot on mate. Well said.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Owned

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what do you think predator is troony?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the new one definitely is, considering how moronic he is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        top fricking kek look at all the manchildren seethe
        also, checked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we need a predator versus colonial marines too. It would be different from the rest because the humans are nearly equal to the Preds this time, forcing them to use their full arsenal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it would be too easy for the marines unless the predator will cheat like a b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean they could just do a proper AVP movie with Aliens, Predators, and Colonial Marines. I have no idea why they didn't do this for the first AVP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >prey drops down into WW2 Europe
      >recognizes the israelite as the greatest threat
      >commits holocaust, not the Germans

      would be kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >made-up creature does made-up genocide
        Fricking genius

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Directed by Sam Raimi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just finished the movie and said this to my gf.
      It was a good, straight forward movie but I hope it isn't the peak of the new direction they're going in because it didn't have much "wow" factor to it.

      I think a 7 Samurai style movie with a band of young wienery predators coming to Earth to wreck havoc and a band of Samurai coming together to stop it would be kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >predator goes to Africa 2022 see's their mud huts and leaves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        reckon there'd be at least one predator that'd love fighting numbers rather than individual skilled ones
        how many child soldiers in the congo could a predator take out in 24hrs? would be kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Predator vs Beasts of No Nation would be kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Predator vs a bushman, they basically share language.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >predator is defeated
        >Black folk sell the carcass for bushmeat, resulting in the outbreak of deadly space disease predatorpox, which wipes out Earth's homosexuals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Eating the meat/blood of predators gives you a longer life span.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zulu warriors were legit, bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      Also god damn I'm sprung on Amber Midthunder. Why can't we have more Native American porn stars or at least girls dressed up in native clothing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          117 lbs... damn lay off the maize, thunderthighs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            who is that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A dumb b***h who's going to cut the shit out of her own leg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone tell me where she got the knowledge, muscle mass, stamina and bone structure for half her feats?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone tell me where she got the knowledge, muscle mass, stamina and bone structure for half her feats?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      predator vs brown vs board of education.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Siege of Stalingrad, predator starts huntig both german and russian soldiers, and two unlikely soldiers have to team up in order to survive. Frick lore about predators liking heat, they can wear a fricking jacket.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The heat can be done if set in North Africa in WW2. Axis and Allies have to team up to beat the predator. You could even get Arnie back as a German general.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is an awesome idea. i like the idea to see a scenario similar to First Blood and the predator is forced to survive instead of directly fighting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator arrives 0BC and hunts and fights Jesus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jesus knows kung-fu and also can resurrect. is it an unfair fight?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He will need to save 20 apostles so it will be a hard fight even for him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So make inferior copy of Aliens vs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would have to be incredibly shit to be inferior to AvP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Predators vs history
      >Alien vs the animal kingdom
      >Predator vs Alien animal enclosure
      I'll take my billion dollars now, please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator in the post apocalypse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Predator arrives on Earth
      >lands in Jurassic Park

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prey was alright but it's a good example of what this "franchise" should be. Just give us different Predators fighting against different historical warriors.

        Make it mid-budget and do a Pred vs Samuari. Pred vs Roman Centurions. Pred vs Vikings, etc.

        >pred arrives on earth
        >lands on antartica science base
        >sees a dog being chased by two norwegian guys in a helicopter
        >oh n-

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the thing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What thing, you vagueposting moron?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only problem is that predator is an adults franchise and jurassic park is a family franchise. And Jurassic Park is a moderately healthier IP than which wouldn't want to degrade itself by sinking to Predator's level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post situations you'd like to see a predator in
      for me, it'd be dropping into the WW1 Italian front and fighting the austro-hungarians and italians alike in the mountain peaks, eventually being killed by both sides teaming up
      bonus points for predator gets injured by poison gas

      In africa, i want the predator to chase these guys, letting them know how it feels to be chased for hours nonstop in harsh climate, basically battle of endurance and willpower.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOOO instead of standalone kino everything must have an overarching story so we can create endless sequels!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, it shouldnt be a franchise at all you feminist cuckboy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That ship sailed 32 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. That's why I said "franchise". But you know they're going to milk whatever IP they have so they might as well do something entertaining with it. Frickin moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with that premise but drop the dumb woke shit. Ninjas done right would be sick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pred vs Jimmy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It basically writes itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want Predator vs Planet of the Apes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >samurai
    >heavily tattooed
    More like yakuza

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no shit, Sherlock. What gave it away? The fricking suit pants he's wearing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        weeatroony seething

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Youatroony?
          Stop seething and go back

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            YWNBJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, in the movie the Predators kidnap a bunch of spec ops, mercs, terrorists, and criminals to have a fun hunt.
      It even has Predator on Predator racism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good grief, they tried to turn this turboisraelite rat into an action hero. What the FRICK were they thinking?!!??!!??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wait until you hear his voice. he was trying his best to do a christian bale batman impression.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This image has to be shopped. I always remember laughing at how comically untoned he is during this scene.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Body-shaming isn't ok.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He unironically has more definition than Indiana Jones did in his movies.
          He's no Schwarzenegger or JCVD to be sure

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that was freaking epic xD

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys want to gay up everything with your cringey ass weeb crap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Learn the lore monkey. You probably want Madea vs predator instead

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator is shit. How did he lose to a cop? Lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit happens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom cruise the last samurai vs predator will make billions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the predator's tribe takes the wounded tom cruise back to their homeworld
      >tom cruise starts banging the dead predator's wife

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Top Gun: Maverick Vs Predator
        >Maverick shoots down a predator ship, but also crashes
        >he kills the predator after a while
        >other predators wound him and take him back
        >he becomes a pilot for the predators so he can keep flying
        >becomes greatest predator fighter pilot, gets predator wife
        good movie potential there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The tile reminds me of that MadTV skit Freddie vs Jason vs Princess Diaries vs Snuggles the fabric softener bear.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        #
        >Xenomorphs attack.
        >They take the wounded Tom Cruise back to their hive.
        >Earns their respect when he helps fight off a bunch of colonist armed with space axes.
        >Starts sticking his dick in a facehugger egg.
        >Preds retaliate and wipe them out, making him... The Last Xenomorph. Xenu-morph.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >All while learning the way of the Hunt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Need a franchise of movies where Tom just keeps getting captured by an enemy army, fights for that army to the last, then captured by the army that wiped them out.
          Repeat until he has been the last everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A bruised Tom cruise to be used and abused?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best indian is forgotten. Billy ain't no b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he just stand there? At least give him a battle scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i think i read or heard that the actor was constantly fricked on fire water and difficult to deal with, so instead of an epic melee battle, he was just killed off screen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they were going to film the scene but the actor was uncooperative so they had to scrapt it all and they only left what they have filmed at the time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he had a bodyguard on set to keep him from fricking with others

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was better without any scene, you just have to imagine a total badass getting wrecked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there was a comic about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to get my mom to buy me a knife that big once. b***h said no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dont call your mom a b***h, anon. You will regret it later. Call her now and tell her you love her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reminder he slipped off the log and screamed falling to his death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The brother making a last stand reminded me of him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's supposed to, why do you think the French guys cut his chest like that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's supposed to, why do you think the French guys cut his chest like that?

        Also, the little pouch Naru keeps the orange flower in is the same pouch Billy has in the movie, the one he fondles when spooked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bastard b***h
      don't redeem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Billy was the most based motherfricker of the group. He stood and faced certain death like a man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator didn't need any sequels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all the franchises born in the 80s and 90s I’d argue that the Predator franchise has the most potential. Prey is a step in the write direction but they need to do a better job with the execution.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    47 Ronin vs. Predator

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking based. Spartans vs a predator would be kino as well

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its predator vs wakanda

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember this scene being this bright
    Is this a promotional image?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we getting predators wife any time soon?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator drops in Eastern Ukraine, it goes the the nearest city where it fights the AZOV battalion, slaughters them. Then the LPR/DNR forces show up and they start fighting, manages a few kills before it figures their weakness. Z force shows up about the stall of the battle, starts using White Phosproas to push the predator back and arty. The Predator gets pushed into the AZOV cum bunker basement laymbrith. Z force SSO units show up and theres a 25min long zero dark thirty style scene to end the movie in the Azovstal iron and steel works plant. Where the SSO units fight the Predator and the Azov battalion trapped inside with a 3 way battle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be kino if it had absolutely nothing to do with Ukraine. But a simultaneous three way battle between two opposing forces and a predator in a claustrophobic, enclosed area would be great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had an idea for a Predator movie like, 20 years ago with some frontiersmen finding their peeps skinned alive and thinking it was the injuns and so the Pred gets to hunt in the middle of a conflict it unwittingly started.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just the idea of a horror setting in an active warzone is cool. Having a slasher set in a war where the killer targets both sides seems awesome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unleash the Chechens!
      Now this would be a true kino moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That would also be the first spin-off where the Predator is clearly the good guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Steven Seagal shows up

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prey sucked. Main character gets like 20 dudes killed including her brother. Acts like she’s some amazing warrior and it’s not their sacrifice being the reason she’s alive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seen worst.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just watched it, It's not as shit as AVP but pretty bland. It seemed like some writer had a half finished script about a stong warrior woman not needing no help and the studio just slapped the predator name onto it to stir interest. Basically the movie version of the Current Thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She gets one person killed - the French trapper leader. Everyone else willingly chose to fight the predator or died running from it after attempting to fight it. People did indeed sacrifice themselves for her, because she was their tribeswoman or sister, but no one died because of her actions except the Frenchman and the predator.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Predator never targeted anyone from her tribe.

        She just saw his tracks and decided she needed to hunt him for whatever reason. Then all the people from her tribe that died were because they went looking for her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        She left their "territory" chasing the pred, which made their tribe send out a party to bring her back. They all died because of her.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post situations you'd like to see a predator in
    for me, it'd be dropping into the WW1 Italian front and fighting the austro-hungarians and italians alike in the mountain peaks, eventually being killed by both sides teaming up
    bonus points for predator gets injured by poison gas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soviet invasion of Afghanistan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byzantine-Sassaniad War C7th in the desert

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vietnam War
      >Cat and mouse skirmish between Americans and Vietnamese
      >Predator drops into the middle of it
      >Both sides think they’re facing some kind of enemy wunderwaffle and don’t catch on that it’s Predator until well into act 2
      >tunnel rat sequence where a GI, VC and Predator are all hunting each other at the same time
      >film ends with them eventually outfoxing him and both sides gaining a respect for one another, mirroring the IRL modern relationship between the two countries

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mirroring the IRL modern relationship between the two countries
        Aside from your lame script ideas, you have a very childlike understanding of modern US - Vietnam relations.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well in real life you replace the predator with an angry chink

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vietnam doesnt respect the US, or US GI's. People dont respect losers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it sucks how vietnam conquered and occupied america

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You know what doesnt suck? Vietnam winning the war.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        theyd just send down ben garrison to deal with it, the predator would be done for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Siege of Jerusalem (when the Christians were defending it).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Portland or Chapo (Seattle) during the summer of love

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Both sides teaming up
      This is what I wanted from Prey, but they decided to go balls deep with the colonizers are le bad trope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One set during operation Barbarossa in a isolated village during winter. The Predator kills from both sides until they decide to team up to kill him, but even then they can't stop backstabbing each other and work for the greater good except the protagonist. In the end the protagonist is left alone against the Predator and believes he killed him by crushing him under rubble or by an explosion but is attacked by another human, the predator reveals to still be alive, kills the other human and let the protagonist go since he was the only one he considered honorable.
      The protagonist walks away disgusted at how war divided humans so much they couldn't even focus on surviving.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based, subverting the classic two sides come together is a nice change.
        Trench 11 is somewhat similar, set in WW1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      okay so theres a predator ship and then he's
      > I want to hunt the marvel universe
      so he hunts starlord across the galaxy killing everykind of dirty disgusting alien that gets in his way of killing starlord
      >gotta predator
      he just guts rocket and then proceeds to massacre the entire ship
      it's filmed like noir action film imagine the predator as agent 47/john wick

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the predators getting weaker as every movie comes out? The first one must have been special forces and the Prey one must have been army reserves. I expect the next one lose to a Soccer mom having a bad day at this rate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek they need to have the next movie where the predator wins in the end. have them be a little fearsome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prey was alright but it's a good example of what this "franchise" should be. Just give us different Predators fighting against different historical warriors.

        Make it mid-budget and do a Pred vs Samuari. Pred vs Roman Centurions. Pred vs Vikings, etc.

        Im feeling generous, so Im gonna throw some studio intern poaching for ideas here a bone.
        >Yeah 2117
        >Young Yautja is finally allowed to go on his first hunt to prove himself
        >Predator drops on some shitty planet to find prey, which has readings of a small settlement/outpost of humanoids
        >He finds some evidence of some horrible beast demolishing super advanced humanoids
        >He tracks it
        >He keeps stumbling over horribly mutilated bodies
        >Days pass while he tracks it
        >Eventually he realizes the tracks lead him to a dead end
        >He is now being hunted...
        >The next rest of the film is spent surviving/fighting the thing using his wits/environment to kill a much stronger/faster bioweapon (hint hint)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Make the entirely movie a silent film, no dialogue at all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yup. Also no "teaming up" with the locals. Or no stupid "Befriends space doggo".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Make the entirely movie a silent film, no dialogue at all.

          Yup. Also no "teaming up" with the locals. Or no stupid "Befriends space doggo".

          pure kino. this must happen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think ideas they have by the thousands. The thing is the moment it arrives at some high profile exec/producer, it gets shred to pieces because it can only moves forward if respects a few "metrics' and "directives" that some statistics/screenings/reports shown that they must obey in order to guarantee some sort of audience approval.
          Having said that, good idea.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get the "hint hint" part?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She would be hunted by xenomorphs. It's year 2117, pay attention.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You fricked up. Should have wrote a script. That's a legit good idea and the AvP we should have gotten.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would you watch Karen vs. Predator?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't the first one killing dudes in the jungle for several years.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >samurai able to stand toe to stand with a predator for more than 1 attosecond

    unzased & /hidethread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      clearly that blade was only folded 100 times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Level 1 powerlevel
      You wouldn't understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stainless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mall katana
      Come on, we can agree that their shitty ore needed to be folded a lot (technique known even by Vikings) to get into a decent state. katana is not different than most cleavers you don't need to be disingenous when dismissing the "nipon strong steel folded 1000 times!" meme

      Also real katanas (not mall ones) are brittle, they tend to snap not bend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those wrists buckled as much as the blade did

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make a predator movie on a military base or in a small town. I want to see a fricking slaughter before the prolific hunter with advanced tech from outer space gets killed by a stick with a pointy rock on the end of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      worst idea in the thread. You are not allowed to post anymore.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they make too many of these movies the Predator will become the Redditor for jobbing so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If they make too many of these movies the Predator will become the Redditor for jobbing so much
      he already has become the redditor. he has done nothing but job time and time again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The last movie was about predators harvesting autism because they are mad about global warming, and their goal with this predator was to bend gender norms (their stated goal, not mine) and have a strong powerful brave native american woman who don't need no man

      Yeah, they better be worried about overdoing it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RRR vs predator

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want 22nd CE colonial marines vs predator

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile gives predators too much credit

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most egregious displays of weeb baiting in all of cinema. I loved it.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman vs predator. Ben as Batman

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about the Predator wins in the next one?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rambo vs predator. I know this will be kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator wouldn't hunt Rambo because Rambo didn't want to hurt anyone.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be cool if they keep spawning these historic Predator movies as a "Prey" franchise.
    Reboot the mainline Predator movies and have a modern, continuous story and then have "Prey" as lower budget, disconnected films.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Logan paul can KO predator.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    predator vs jan 6 insurrectionists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pred doen't kill any Maga because they're all unarmed
      It would make a boring movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >predator vs jan 6 insurrectionists
      It already was

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator vs John Cena

    Tagline He can’t see him

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator lands on Jeffrey Epsteins island.
    goes inside , is horrified by what he sees and tries to flee instead of hunting.
    he becomes the hunted by demonic entities and horny bsnsmen wanting to frick an alien.
    there are some /k/ommandos on their way talking in memes and helping the pred to get to the core of the island where they fight one of the princes of hell together.
    in the end the predator becomes a fullblown pepe enthusiast and helps humanity with getting rid of the israelites and their demon overlords.
    an alliance is formed and predators never attack humanity ever again.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pred arrives on 875 South Bundy Drive in Brentwood, Los Angeles, on the evening of Sunday, June 12, 1994 and sees a black man wearing gloves leaving the premisses

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cartel vs predator

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already happened, he died first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Predator gets hooked on smack halfway through the film and that's what leads to his death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >flying space truck pulls up to the predator's spaceship and does a driveby with their AKs
      >cut to grainy footage of the predator on his knees surrounded by dudes in airsoft gear
      >roll credits

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator Vs Romans

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all these ideas
    >no strong female protagonist
    your ideas are outdated chuds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alright here's one:
      Predator vs Ninjas where there are at LEAST 10 scantily clad (for historical accuracy) kunoichi protagonists

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do it like ninja scroll where the predator changes forms to a sexy babe and poisons its prey by getting raped the entire film.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ninja gaiden?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predators raze earth's tech hubs before we invent AI that can make itself smarter in an intensifying feedback loop and destroy all life in the universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator trapped in a holodeck sim pitted against ai adapted adversaries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator v Terminator

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Predator vs astartes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >warhammer bullshit
          Please no. There's a reason Warhammer has never gotten any comic crossovers with anything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Predator possessed by warp entities, khorne in particular vs astartes. There, are u happy?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >anything Khorne related cloaking
              I don't buy it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Warhammer has never gotten any comic crossovers with anything
            Why is that? New to 40k btw

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because the franchise started out as a parody that tried its hardest to be as over the top as possible. It has DBZ-tier powerlevels and every important character is Goku.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pic
          That guy either has an amputated peg or a very big penis.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think she married him?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          an astates with armor and a bolter would be no contest, you'd have to make him naked with like a bowie knife to make it fair

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally unwinnable for the Predator.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >40k guy uses super mega ultra Black personkiller death gun he casually fires with one hand and kills the predator instantly
          I dunno about that one anon

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care what homosexuals on here say. This scene is kino as frick and I'm tired of pretending it's not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fanfiction tier writing. If he tried to be original instead of remaking Predator it might have been decent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was kinda dissapointed all the ''super'' predators went out like pussies but yeah other than that this scene was pretty cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, you changed my mind

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wolf predator vs crysis guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Crysis action movie would be fun. Dunno why they never made one.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a predator series muck like genndy tartakowsky's primal. No dialogue just the hunt. You follow a pred or dfferent preds every episode and their encounters with different civilizations and creatures throughout the galaxy.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hunts 1 Predalien, 18 Praetorians and 1 Queen in your path.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scarface from concrete jungle is how a good pred should be done.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a bit of a jobber after getting mugged in the intro, but his redemption I'd pretty Kino

        brb reinstalling

        Based. Very nice. For a challenge play the predator campaign on Directors Cut then kill the Queen with your Wrist Blades

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          got any links or torrent for a download breh
          i cant seem to find anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brb reinstalling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How was he so powerful?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black female protagonist
    >still an enjoyable movie
    How did they do it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The protagonist is consistently out of her depth and doesn't have any outlandish moments meant to prop up her identity. She could be replaced with any other race and still feel the same.
      In short, she's a human first and black second, the old colorblind standard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's a normal person caught up in a fricked up situation and acts like that. She nearly breaks down crying when Scar catches up to her or right after killing the alien. Nowadays strong independent wahmen will never even consider to cry because they are strong and independent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the movie was released before the internet brainwashed you into hating women and minorities.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I watched it after I was brainwashed, how come I didn't hate it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I re-watched it last year, fully expecting to now hate it, but still ended up liking the protag and the overall movie a lot.

          Because the internet explicitly tells you, "Movies made before a certain date good, movies made after that date bad." I guarantee both of you have made such posts within the last 24 hours. Movies never changed, but you are told to view them differently and you do because you are sheep.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No you idiot, I liked the protag because she wasn't some superwoman but an average joe that mainly survived due to pure luck but still did the best she could.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >mainly survived due to pure luck

              Imagine thinking this is good writing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's realistic. Bad writing would've been her fighting a predator hand to hand and winning.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like someone's lost the plot. Better pay better attention to tomorrow's Cinemaphile brainwashing session.

                Oops, my mistake. Disingenuous arguments are part of the brainwashing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bot-tier reply.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Movies never changed
            That is very explicitly not true. The choices writers make when writing characters has completely changed, reflecting modern perspectives on race and the abolition of colorblindness and tokenism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I re-watched it last year, fully expecting to now hate it, but still ended up liking the protag and the overall movie a lot.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the movie is okay at best
    everyone's so saturated in shit that they see it as the second coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but considering it anything more than slightly above average...dear God

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like Amber wienerTHUNDER ahaha get it

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it would be less embarrassing if the homosexual pred got killed off by the fricking bear

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of blood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For you.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gimme my fricking patrician cinema already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rhodesia
      Who? Nowadays that name has the same weight as Wakanda. The frick did euros have to do in Africa anyways?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    any webm requests

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Midthunder taking a bath.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Naru vs the trappers fight scene.
      That's going to get a lot of traction with how silly it is.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comanches
    >noble
    >muh nature
    >taking a woman into a hunting party

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie makes me think Predator has finally outshone the Alien franchise. Ridley Scott wienered up hard with his direction of Prometheus and Covenent, while Prey seems to have been received pretty decent which for a sci fi slasher, is solidm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of, where's the sequel to Covenant, the final movie in the Prometheus trilogy? There were 5 years between Prometheus and its sequel, and it's been 5 years since Covenant, yet there hasn't been a word about a new Alien movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The studio execs forced Scott to turn his Prometheus sequel into a more typical "Alien" film as well as slash his budget for the movie.
        Unless Scott gets full creative control and a decent budget comparable to that of Prometheus, I would rather them let the franchise be kept of ice a bit. Which is sad because David is the most interesting character out of the entire Alien franchise, even more so than the Xenomorph itself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No clue but honestly I felt Scott did a half assed job in Covenent as he felt fed up with the franchise. It would not surprise me if there was no third act and in a roundabout way, I would consider that a mercy to the franchise.

        It wasn't 1/10 garbage but Ridley was phoning it in hard. That said I actually liked Prometheus.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ the pred was a fricking moron

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eh
    at least they tried

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted a follow up that basically played out like Black Hawk Down with a Predator thrown in.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here like his design?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly I think they tried to make pred look more primitive? or animal? doesnt fit the other yautja, idk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dios mio

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WORT WORT WORT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      even Predators can get down syndrome it seems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does he own shrimp boat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's racist to ask that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        come home, yautja man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ghost was considered a handsome predator due to his large frontal bone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          murtaugh was jelly for sure

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll give you large frontal bone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like all of them except bottom left, but maybe it's just bad lighting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The one you pointed out is a sub species of predator. Probably the same race as the ugly one in prey.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a horrible design by itself, I think I'm just spoiled by the immaculate original.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's just really ugly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I kind of like this design. Looks more feral, and kind of mutated. Like the Predator version of a Brazilian.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I liked this one from Predators. Neither are European though I'll tell you that much.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The super predator was called " Mr.Black" before he was named berserker.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Probably due to the mask. Having seen Prey, I think that's the closest to a black predator.
                This one might've been indian due to the red skin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can't really go by skin color since individuals vary even in the same race. Facial anatomy wise Feral and Berserker are similar but Feral has more slanted eyes and a more rounded forehead with lower lips. They're probably from similar areas on their homeworld.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they're definitely not related
                feral is the most different looking one we've seen so far
                also didn't seem larger than a regular predator unlike those super predators

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I meant as in more closely related than both are to the standard Yautja we see. The are seemingly going the route of predators being like humans with being many diverse populations even with different races. Not sure if I like but it's not stupid. Feral and berserker have similar foreheads but feral has a broader brow and higher upper mandible. Both have longer facers than the standard pred.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The are seemingly going the route of predators being like humans with being many diverse populations even with different races.
                Probably because you can sell toys as well if they all have the same face, which I guess is also why they introduced the different masks. Which granted, a lot of them look really fricking cool compared to the simple original.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The face masks are some of the coolest things predators have going for them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Say what you want about Predators but it has my favourite masks in the franchise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Berserker seems to be the result of roids aside from just being a different race. He was larger and always raging.
                Feral is probably some tropical predator from Jamaica or whatever.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You just reminded me of the fact that the predator took the dropped idea of yautja using other species DNA to upgrade themselves. But instead of it being one outcast group of roid preds it tried saying that the entire race does it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That just seems too far fetched. Tech is one thing, hell, even strategy and politics. I can see how they'd incorporate those. But DNA of a completely different species just leads to a genetic mess logistically.
                Even if it could be done as a story, the way that movie approached it wasn't good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What did you think of the autism thing that movie incorporated? The moment that popped up I felt my dislike of prometheus become somber to the fact ridley Scott atleast seems to respect Alien as a franchise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was just bizarre to me. I'm open minded to ideas but it seemed anticlimactic to use as a plot point in a predator movie.
                And the cast and characters were random and forgettable. None of the other movies had this issue with the protagonists, not even Predators, which had more people in it, because everyone served some kind of purpose and stood out more or less.
                I think Shane Black was just going for a glorified sci fi B-movie with a higher budget, but a lot of the decisions fell flat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Predator 2018 might've been inspired by Alien in terms of xenos incorporating humans to further their goals in some way. But it was done in the worst way possible.
                The Concrete Jungle video game had a human who tried to splice himself with predator DNA or something like that and become one of them. That was done in a superior way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Looks a lot better in this image. Shows just how much lighting can do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Weak head ridge
                >protruding snout and jaw
                >wide set eyes
                It's unironically a yautja Black person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His facial anatomy differs too much from the predators we've seen imo.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A sword like that is more well suited for dueling than a long claw (it's attached to the forearm like a claw) so the guy with the katana probably had the advantage. More moves to pull off with a two handed sword.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Male comanche
    Female yautja

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yautja are a Jobber race. Xenomorph with weapons would be horrifying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A single yautja can kill scores of xenos + a Queen so I'm not very sold on that.
      But xenos have a superior way of reproducing and culling another population simultaneously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are yautja so autistic with Predaliens? They are definitely way more dangerous as threats than human based xenos.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honor code or some shit. I'm sure there's some Yauja somewhere that breed Predaliens specifically for hunting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You think the new Xenoking will appear in future avp media? Seems way above most stuff yautja hunt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honor code or some shit. I'm sure there's some Yauja somewhere that breed Predaliens specifically for hunting.

          Yautja hate predaliens because they view them as abominations. Yautja hate miscegenation which is why the “traditional” predators hate the superpredators who probably modify themselves with gene therapy or something, and the predalien is the ultimate union of themselves and their prey.
          They also hate meaningless killing which is why they hate the blood libelists or whatever the black-armored ones with the xenomorph hounds are called

          You think the new Xenoking will appear in future avp media? Seems way above most stuff yautja hunt.

          no because it would be a male in power and they can’t have that lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >no because it would be a male in power and they can’t have that lol
            It's bad that I can take this seriously.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What purpose does the Alien King fulfill?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the purpose of massive balls

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do whatever the queen asks. This picture but with aliens.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're supposedly a late stage xeno that's like a xenomorph warlord. Like a queen built to lead praetorians to kill.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The queen aliens have such a cool fricking design

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the Predator comics were way more epic than the gay alien comics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yautja

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Begone, normie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Begone, normie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I loved playing as a yautja in AvP2, marine second because of the cool autogun and classic aliens rifle.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most Alien/Predator/AvP comics are terrible, but if you want to read a good one, I can recommend Alien vs. Predator: Eternal. I enjoyed it a lot.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a history channel style documentary about Predator tribes. How they look and work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this show is the closest you'll get to that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sort of shit is best left to the comics.
      I don't want it becoming mainstream and having the comfy hunter movies infected with culture discussions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pred dad comes home in a suit & tie, sits down on a sofa and turns on the tv

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The issue with predators, like with other similar sort of weirdly primitivistic space faring aliens is how one explains away their archaic behavior and social structures that still somehow allows them to have extremely advanced technology and space faring.
      I mean, the concept of a predator scientist is fricking silly is it not? At least if we assume that the hunting shit is something more than literally a weekend hobby the predators do for fun and entertainment and their regular society is wholly different. The extended universe material has of course, made the hunting central part of their society which again, brings the whole clash between weird primitive tribe/clan shit vs having advanced tech.

      Personally, I think that there are two decent ways of getting around this problem, first being the idea that predator culture descends from some sort of decadent or even semi collapsed star faring civilization that socially regressed into bunch of primitive savages while still clinging on to some technological shit, or that the predators stumbled upon technology of more advanced aliens/were uplifted in some way and just use this shit for their hunting that they don't necessarily understand properly. The later of these explanations is imo, weaker, because it doesn't get around explaining how they can make more of advanced tech they don't even understand. The former explanation could get away with them still having retained advanced tech trough safe guarded data banks, artisanship that passes over generations and looting the ruins of their more advanced age for parts and shit etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's only weird from a human perspective. They're aliens, so a hunt can be a perfectly normal custom that, say, a poet or a scientist from Yautja Prime engages in.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's true, but again, the extended universe shit made it seem like the entire predator society is solely decidated to hunting and tribal behavior which clashes with their access to shit like fricking space ships, that need massive industrial base to build and maintain.

          Are there fricking predator engineers designing ships? Predator miners harvesting resources to build the ships? Or robots made by the predators to harvest shit?

          It very well could be that predators live in what essentially is post scarcity society and to them the hunts are something they do to keep themselves entertained, but the thing is that the media we've seen of them never really showecased any of the non hunting related aspects of them, and what of their behavior we've seen have never really explained what their civilization as a whole is like.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Once you have a space ship and access to interstellar travel, you're bound to discover other tech on different planets and incorporate some of that into your own.
            Considering they had wrist computers and what not, it's not crazy to imagine that there was also some automated industrialization on their planet that led to the production of various equipment and so on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Aren't the Amengi enslaved to them currently if I'm understanding currently Canon. The Amengi are the ones who they learned the technology from so could they possibly use them to create stuff for them in some compacity?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but that's just a starting point. Once you get access to other species you can study and incorporate all kinds of things from their planets.
                That being said, I think it's implied that Predators already have pretty much everything they can ever need in terms of equipment and weaponry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The issue with predators, like with other similar sort of weirdly primitivistic space faring aliens is how one explains away their archaic behavior and social structures that still somehow allows them to have extremely advanced technology and space faring.
        Do you have any ideal how popular hunting is among medical doctors and engineers? These days, more intelligent people hunt than stupid people. Notice how the average normie is entirely against the concept of hunting for sport.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >didn’t work but it killed everything
    Literally every Alien story ever.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >bred by scientists to mogg the aliens while simultaneously being controllable. didn’t work but it killed everything
    You're talking about the Rouge. There is now a Canon king xeno that's serves to protect the hive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that looks radical. How big is he?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a he. And to answer your question: he's about as big as a Xeno Queen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        5'9

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pffft I could take him 1v1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably one of my favorite new additions to the xeno catalog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >canon due to a board game and one toy
      lol cool I guess

      The issue with predators, like with other similar sort of weirdly primitivistic space faring aliens is how one explains away their archaic behavior and social structures that still somehow allows them to have extremely advanced technology and space faring.
      I mean, the concept of a predator scientist is fricking silly is it not? At least if we assume that the hunting shit is something more than literally a weekend hobby the predators do for fun and entertainment and their regular society is wholly different. The extended universe material has of course, made the hunting central part of their society which again, brings the whole clash between weird primitive tribe/clan shit vs having advanced tech.

      Personally, I think that there are two decent ways of getting around this problem, first being the idea that predator culture descends from some sort of decadent or even semi collapsed star faring civilization that socially regressed into bunch of primitive savages while still clinging on to some technological shit, or that the predators stumbled upon technology of more advanced aliens/were uplifted in some way and just use this shit for their hunting that they don't necessarily understand properly. The later of these explanations is imo, weaker, because it doesn't get around explaining how they can make more of advanced tech they don't even understand. The former explanation could get away with them still having retained advanced tech trough safe guarded data banks, artisanship that passes over generations and looting the ruins of their more advanced age for parts and shit etc.

      if you take the Wolf predator and the Killer tribe as examples, their race seems to have way more advanced technology than they would let anyone, even their own people, be aware of.
      It’s also possible that certain tribes develop technology on their own, or there is a significant portion of their race that is entirely nomadic, and doesn’t have the same technology as other parts.

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