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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Direct to streaming

    Oh boy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying the predator movies never had compelling characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the implied missing words are "strong" and "female".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the already did this with that one movie where the strong independent black woman is so bad ass that the predator becomes her friend.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You had me at "female."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          goddamn sexy legs shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          weird calves 2/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The first movie had no compelling characters
      Like frick it didn't

      It had the stoic injun
      The black son of a b***h
      The nerdcel
      Sir Shavesalot
      And of course, the Goddamned Sexual Tyrannosaurus himself

      Dutch was a bit of a hollow character to be fair, grossly out staged by The One Ugly Motherfricker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like something a slack jawed homosexual would say

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They also wanna do more films with shit that's never seen in a predator film,whatever that means

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator bank heist film.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope this means the GURL hunter plot gets dropped early on.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 the usual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the trademark of modern cinema

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        inb4 the usual

        Kek

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every shill has to give films positive reviews when instructed.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess they thought claiming it's better than original was too much

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Critics can go suck trannies and their wives boyfriend's dicks their opinions are complete garbage.
    I'm a big Predator fan but those trailers don't inspire much confidence in this time of wokeness when I see a MC skinny woman saying she wants to be a hunter because other think she can't in a time where she would have been beaten or raped if they though she shouldn't be there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women hunting rabbits and birds isnt a weird thing in tribal societies, but they didn't use a bow for it. On one hand you get incels getting mad at women being useful and on the other liberals mad that they weren't fighting birds and would just collect birds from stuff like Ojibwa snares.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My point isn't that women never hunted, my point is that if back then society though she shouldn't hunt, she wouldn't, period.
        You just need to take a look at many middle east and african countries to see how strong independent whamen fare against the patriarchy. Back then society was like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you need to look at Africa and Middle East to know how natives are

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon we all of us here (including (you)) know no critic in current year would dare speak a negative word about a movie where the lead is a POC, much less a woman POC lead. hell, it's probably why they cast POC

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is she thinking here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if only patriarchy didnt stop me, i would be strong enough to beat this bear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what fear looks like!
      >this is my afraid face!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw ebil white colonizers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You had me at "female."

      >this is going to be Yue in the new avatar live action
      what a semen demon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brehs.......... they know how to get us by casting a qt like this. i'll watch it idgaf what you gays say

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and people wonder why Hollywood keeps dispensing utter shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She saw me willy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think it's gonna fit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I got buttraped for this? At least I got paid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >God it's huge
      >i-is this really predator wiener?
      >sensei?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's commonly known that for many acclaimed series the first one can't be topped but there's also a lesser known phenomena of the first sequel being worse but also out of reach for next movies so it's forever number two. TLW is like that and Predator 2 as well.
    Predator can't be ruined because this franchise doesn't have any end goal and the connection is lose and I hope Prey is actually ok because I'm so sick of morons like Drinker reviewing movies months in advance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonynous

      >It's commonly known that for many acclaimed series the first one can't be topped but there's also a lesser known phenomena of the first sequel being worse but also out of reach for next movies so it's forever number two. TLW is like that and Predator 2 as well.
      I looked up "TLW" and all I could find was "Twilight Saga." What movie sequel are you talking about, anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        typo, the last jedi

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it knows how to hunt, i know how to survive
    >bear would've killed her if not for the predator

    do these people even read their own scripts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of the quotes on the second trailer literally says it's the first time Predators have hunted on Earth. meanwhile in AVP its established that they've done it for many thousands of years. they dont even know the lore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AVP is not canon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just as the prequels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          On the contrary. AvP is canon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A, Movie franchise canon is stupid and should never be taken seriously,
        B, Even if movie franchise canon weren't stupid and should be taken seriously, no one's treated the AVP movies as canon since Prometheus at least.

        >native American vs predator
        This concept is so stupid

        Is it really any dumber than jungle commandos vs predator, or LA police detective vs predator?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is it really any dumber than jungle commandos vs predator, or LA police detective vs predator?
          How would natives even stand a chance?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did you even watch the last twenty minutes or so of the original Predator? You know, the part where Dutch ditches all his modern armor and weaponry and takes it on with essentially stone age technology? Which one of them wins in the end again?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              For once I would like to see a movie where the protagonist *doesn't* win against the Predator. That would be at least something new.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I guess but that ending's kinda stupid because the predator just throws him around for ten minutes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >? Which one of them wins in the end again?
              The supertrained huge soldier with a gigantic tree-killing bow and exploseive arrows, able to lift a huge log all by himself to build a trap and able to survive being beaten by predator in a fistfight.
              Did YOU even watch the movie, apologist?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >where Dutch ditches all his modern armor and weaponry and takes it on with essentially stone age technology?

              With a commando mindset of setting traps, stealth, covering in mud to trick the heat sensor etc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can make deadly traps that are less strength demanding.

                >With a commando mindset of setting traps, stealth, covering in mud to trick the heat sensor etc.
                I'd argue that hunter gatherer adjacent North American natives might not be too far removed from such concepts, other than knowing about heat sensors, which is a realization Dutch kind of stumbled into.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look basically it works like this: Predator beats Commandos, Commandos beat Native Americans, therefore logically Predator beats Native Americans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can make deadly traps that are less strength demanding.
                Cope, lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >B, Even if movie franchise canon weren't stupid and should be taken seriously, no one's treated the AVP movies as canon since Prometheus at least.
          It's very important to note that Aliens isn't canon, either. Ridley Scott hates the movie, and intentionally ignores everything it added to the series. The problem is that Prometheus is a shit and not fun version of AvP, which is a really cool and fun movie. "Prey" is absolutely borrowing from AvP's playbook.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Aliens isn't canon, either. Ridley Scott hates the movie, and intentionally ignores everything it added to the series.
            As he should. Aliens, while a cool standalone action movie, is a rock-stupid sequel to the original; and the alien life cycle as described in the original script and the director's cut is way more interesting and original than Cameron's space termites.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              After Covenant, heck after Prometheus Riddley Scott should shut up, Prometheus was a copy of AvP in nearly everything but was moronic in many parts this comes off as hilarious after RS trash talked that movie and makes one that is almost identical but worse (I don't care they were both inspired in the same story you don't trash talk something then you do nearly the same movie nearly 10 years later but worse).
              Covenant was just complete garbage that made AvP:R look like a masterpiece.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Ridley Scott hates the movie,
            RS' opinion about the series doesn't matter at all.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It’s so funny to me how some people think RS is like the grandfather of the franchise. He’s not. He was a literal who when he made the first one, not like modern RS where he’s in the writers room doing whatever he wants. The concepts of what was on the page for Alien are things he literally has nothing to do with. Not to mention that he’s a hack director, coasting on his own coattails. What’s he done in the past twenty years that wasn’t shit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >so what I think James Cameron did was an excellent action picture. It really was amazing what he accomplished. There’s also no question that Cameron made an excellent film with Aliens. It really is an achievement.” In 2012, he stated: “Jim loved Alien, adored it … I would never, ever critique or criticize [Aliens] because I think it was very successful and what he did was really good.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I won't critique it because it made a lot of money
              Lol he fricking hates it. He's still seething.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This, Ridley Scott is jealous old hack

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              avp extinction was kino and im tired of pretending its not, PC remaster when?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never ever, which still hurts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was shit. Low unit count even though the models are basic as frick, washed out colours, no base building, the only thing that changes between maps is the bland ground texture, there is nothing to see, no distinguishing features.

                The FPS games got it right. Extinction was total frickup, I bought it on release so don't try and tell me it wasn't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was based. Amazing looking models, nice colours, no homosexual base building for stargays, unique feeling maps.

                The FPS games got it right, as did Extinction, and I bought it on release so don't try and tell me it wasn't.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I find Prometheus pretty good. It’s very similar to original when looking at how things escalate but added some additional themes.
            The one after that when David bombs the engineers, I don’t even know the name, now that one is a drag. The only good scene was the one where Fassbender has scene with himself.
            Really wonder if they’ll let him do the third movie and what it will be like.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Prometheus gave me a strong impression that Ridley really wanted to explore the concept of the androids more deeply within the wider context of the pure animal brutality that is the Alien. This shouldnt come as a surprise of course, since he clearly was so interested in the topic in Blade Runner. The wider themes are thought were quite dull other than those that are expressed in the character of David, and without him it would be far, far worse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AVP is not canon.

        You could argue they never hunted humans until a point. In AvP they just used humans as slaves and hosts to grow more Aliens to practice on. Plus at a point in AvP they had to blow their bombs and abandon the facility.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I read that it wasn’t a predator’s first time on earth, but it was the predator in the movie’s first time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically no they don't

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predators isn't the greatest but it's got some good scenes and generally captures the atmosphere of the original. All you have to do with remakes, if you insist upon making them, is not prioritize trying to stick it to whitey and show some deference to the sauce material and the film usually ends-up watchable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked predators, was fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This movie was dope af. Great action, cool guns, cool variety of characters, and good predators.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dope af

        Opinion discarded. Stop emulating ape-speak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predators was a fricking Terminator 2-tier sequel compared to AvP, AvP 2 or The Predator.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AvP has some interesting lore but is just so fricking bland and boring and feels like a missed oppertunity and AvP2 is hot garbage. The only AvP stuff I like is the stuff set in the Alien and Aliens era, where Weyland Yutani just can't and won't stop fricking around with ayyy lmaos and their tech. The AvP games get the atmosphere so fricking right. I haven't seen The Predator on purpose. Predators is an alright flick, kinda fricks with some old lore but whatever and it's not too drastic. Predator 2 is fricking great and the only white guys in the main cast is the butthole boss, the butthole feds and the comedic relief, the hero is a black guy and the two other main characters are spics. But it doesn't feel like it's made to shit on whites. I'm gonna get Prey the benefit of doubt here, because pitching pre-modern people of various cultures around the world against predators and aliens has been something people have been asking for movies about for ages and have made comics about several times. I think the most commonly proposed idea has been predator vs samurai.

        Honeslty, I hope it's good, just so the franchise can get some success.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >someone with no financial stake in an entertainment product referring to it as 'the franchise' and being emotionally invested in its well-being.
          *cringe*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the franchise
            >I hope the franchise does ok
            >I really care about the franchise
            >I lay awake at night worrying about the franchise
            >I say 'the franchise' to sound like a cool insider

            Not him, but he makes some good points so what's the point of quibbling over a word

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the franchise
          >I hope the franchise does ok
          >I really care about the franchise
          >I lay awake at night worrying about the franchise
          >I say 'the franchise' to sound like a cool insider

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s ok but Adrien Brody is horribly miscast

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No frick off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I though he was ok in that role, not good but decent. If anyone was bad in there was Fishburne he was fat as hell at no point he looked like someone that was surviving in there for a long time, he looked like he stepped down from a all you can eat buffet minutes earlier before he appeared.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should have gotten bear grillZ since thats the look they were going for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That Samurai sword fight is one of the best Predator scenes of all time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predators was the only other Predator movie I liked besides the 1st one.
      It's a distant 2nd though.

      as for this new one I can already tell I won't like it and won't bother even pirating it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ruined by the two main characters:
      >Adrien Brody, horribly miscast israelite doing an obviously fake hard-ass gravelly voice affectation.
      >Stronk Womyn Badass Israeli israeliteess IDF very skilled at shooting children with rockets
      are you kidding me?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The girl was the best part
        She gets her ass handed to her and she's betrayed and poisoned by trusting the killer nerdy guy.
        She literally gets paralyzed for her female trust

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really enjoyed dug_coal_together man playing a rapist on death row in this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never got the hate, it's fun and has a cool setting, I like the idea of an alien jungle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like Predators, nice twist ending - although I don't think the predators realised the israelite was a different kind of predator kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere Lawrence Fishburne's character was supposed to be Arnold. Franchise movies do that too much these days but I would've like that in this one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DIE SPACE homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predators was based. That conversation about raping fine b***hes was hilarious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >candy lee, got breasts like howitzers
        >that your gf?
        >no its my sister

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Predator 1
    > Predator 2
    > Predators
    > The Predator
    > Prey
    It's never Lotka-Volterra The Movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated nerd reference
      have my (You), stem-bro

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >native American vs predator
    This concept is so stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, I just think it's stupid what they did with it. Imagine this movie directed by Mel Gibson.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Concept is great but
        >native american woman vs predator
        Is the stupid part.

        This
        > Young indian boy goes on a hunt with his father/older brother and other hunters.
        >He witnesses him getting gutted by an invisible monster who slaughters everyone around him.
        >He gets back to his tribe covered in blood and tells what happens.
        >They think its evil spirits/gods and the boy is considered bad luck or something for surviving.
        >He vows revenge and joins some Comanche warriors to teach him how to become a killer.
        >Northman style time jump, and the kid is now a roided up warrior and we can even get a “whyte people be colonizing and sheet” scene were Comanches attack some French/English pelt hunters and we get a long violent battle scene.
        >Maybe some of them get a way and when they pursue them or go after other pelt hunters/soldiers they find a massacred campsite with one survivor who tells about a ghost who killed everyone.
        >Protagonist Comanche knows that the thing he’s been waiting for all those years is finally back and goes after it.
        >After that it could go many ways like Predator starts killing his fellow warriors one by one or we go straight for him versus Predator in the woods making it come after him Apocalypto style.

        Whichever version of this type of story you would want the movie to have been, we all know the protagonist should have been a man. This would have been no shit ten years ago but now it’s just shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not bad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mel Gibson
          You forgot to mention the surviving settler is a monk (one of the big bastard warrior ones, probably had a back story of being a criminal and sought salvation in the church, and found it)
          Red Skin gives up his heathen pagan ways and converts to Christianity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Absolute kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was already done in Predator when Billy made his stand. He had no chance, but he died on his feet like a man. And it was an was offscreen death. This movie will have 30 minutes of this woman ~~*somehow*~~ going 1v1 against the Predator.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Concept is great but
        >native american woman vs predator
        Is the stupid part.

        I can live with the woman part if she wins like Arnie did, with smarts, wilderness survival tricks and a bit of luck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because being built like Schwarzenegger didn't contribute at all to his survival.
          Literally 0%
          A female teenager could have done literally the same

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >if she wins like Arnie did

          Having the strength to rig a log trap like Arnie did?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats even less realistic than a little Native American girl having the strength of Arnie. Don't make me post the island video.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a comic of the movie where you see Billy's battle with the Predator. He got offed pretty quickly. Didn't even land a hit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in the movie’s defense, the predator is not one entity. the species has a vast array of different members of varying skill sets. I strongly doubt the predator that hunts a fricking native american woman is going to be even remotely as skilled as the one that targeted seasoned commandos. there was a predator in predators that died to some moronic yakuza member with a sword for example, obviously that particular one was semi moronic.
        not to be an apologist, this movie will probably suck dick and balls, but it can’t be ANY worse than the last predator flick I watched (the one with the dogs, it still gives me anger to even think about)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I posted this fyi

          Here's the leaked story

          but if this plot is accurate I sincerely apologize for posting it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Concept is great but
      >native american woman vs predator
      Is the stupid part.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >native american woman vs predator
        is good
        but
        >2022 predator movie
        Is a fricking disaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. It's Predator and native woman team up against the evil white men. Bonus points for sympathetic black character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the idea of doing more historical predator stuff, like

      >not Aztecs
      Missed opportunity.

      or Bedouins, Romans, or especially (for me) pirates. Pirates vs predator would be fricking badass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's exactly what the Predator sequels always should've been. Assassin's Creed shit. Pick a time in history. Pit those people against the Predator. It's literally that simple.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prey is a movie based on the Predator franchise
    Predator is something that hunts prey
    movie is called Prey
    shoul have been Preydator 😛

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Preydator
      that would ban on it on plebbit and twatter

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not Aztecs
    Missed opportunity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lands
      >Watches them go about their usual business for a couple of days
      >Just says "Damn these guys are cool" and leaves

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm willing to argue Predator 2 was better than the original, but I'm also of the opinion that a lot of sequels are better than the first film (Ghostbusters, Hellraiser, Halloween, etc.) simply because they add a lot of what made the first film good but without having to give exposition or explanation of the events taking place. These sequels can get right into the good stuff without much buildup.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m willing to call you an idiot.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They can't call them predator anymore as that word is offensive to the lgbtbbqhiv+ crowd.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I severely doubt that, mostly because it'll have to be real fricking good to top Predator 2. Also, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that Bill Paxton basically plays the same guy in both the Alien and Predator sequals?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I the only one who thinks it's funny that Bill Paxton basically plays the same guy in both the Alien and Predator sequals?
      Paxton was killed by all the major 80s monsters, the xenomorph, the T-800 and the predator

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His character in Predator 2 is supposed to be Hudson's ancestor.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys PLEASE support the film even if the woman thing bothers you, if this works out well they will likely continue with more stand alone stories in different time periods/locations like the fantastic comics and they can't all be strong women stories.

    So many options...

    > Samurai

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Underwater

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Underwater

      > WORLDWAR1
      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-The-Bloody-Sands-of-Time

      > CIVIL WAR
      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Hell-Come-A-Walkin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]

        [...]
        >> WORLDWAR1

        was that the motherfricking Shadow that dropped that french diary off?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Underwater

      [...]

      > WORLDWAR1
      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-The-Bloody-Sands-of-Time

      > CIVIL WAR
      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Hell-Come-A-Walkin

      [...]

      > WORLDWAR1
      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-The-Bloody-Sands-of-Time

      > CIVIL WAR
      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Hell-Come-A-Walkin

      >> WORLDWAR1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No and you're delusional. It won't be taken as evidence that they should do what you want, it will be taken as evidence that they should do what they want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not supporting a bad thing in the hopes of some future good thing, especially when that initial support of the bad only signals to keep making shit. What an absolutely moronic suggestion to make. If the film gets good reviews from trusted reviewers I'll check it out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A female lead doesn't inherently make it a bad product, just one that doesn't appeal to you in that specific manner.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, and if you thibk back there are a lot of women leads that were great like Alien. The issue that modern movies seems to forget is flawed main characters as the ubder dog makes you root for them. If I know the main character has all the strengths and skills needed to win it removes that element where you care about the character. Similarly keeping the enemy mysterious is important because you don't know what they are capable of. Not sure why these 2 things are so hard to do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Diversity checkbox casting/scriptwriting has never produced a decent character/film.
          Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > support the film
      Movies should stand on their own two feet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you , I am not watching this garbage , we dont need more Predator films , 1&2 were the only decent one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn’t you just tell Disney to make a good product first to lure me in

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I get it. The alien is called Predator and she's the Prey.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Alien
    Strongly Great to Amazing

    > Predator
    Great

    > Predator 2
    Great (remove some of the cringy stuff with Alonso & Paxton at the start & a few other minor things & it would be equal with the 1st Pred)

    > Aliens
    Very Good to Great

    > Predators
    Very Good (give Fisbourne more to do & make the doctor serial killer more menacing & it would be fully great)

    > Alien 3
    Good

    > Prometheus
    Good

    > AVP
    Good

    > AVP-R
    Decent (just improving the mother fricking lighting & make the cast more likable & it would raise it to the level of good)

    > Alien Resurrection
    Poor to Weak to Ok / Meh??? (really need to re-watch)

    Haven't seen Covenant or The Pred.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AVP-R should have been set in the future. No one wants to see modern day humans against aliens. Bring back the space marines.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Bring back the space marines.
        This, AvP is at it's best when it Alien vs Predator vs Colonial Marine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That movie was good for one thing and one thing only: fetish fuel.
        I just wish it did this to the blonde chick too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tfw you will never get to forcibly ram your long, hard, throbbing mouth-wiener down a screaming young woman's throat, instantly shooting off several hot, massive loads directly down into her stomach which then immediately grow into vicious fanged dick monsters that violently rip their way out of her sweating and convulsing torso, cruelly ending her brief life in a gloriously bloody orgasm of exquisite, excruciating and inexpressible terror and pain.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Look, Ma! I posted it again!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >> Prometheus
      >Good
      ahahaahhahahahhahahhahahahaahahahahhahahahaahhahhaahahahahahahah
      frick off Ridley.
      Alien has no prequels

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Best since the last good one"
    Heard that shit for every new dogshit entry every single massacrated franchise.
    Still not watching

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      False even the early reactions for The Predator were largely negative.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes me think that a Predator prequel with a young Billy would be dope. About him encountering it as a young soldier and having to survive while his squad gets wrecked. He always had the vibe of a guy that knew about the Predator from the second they started getting hunted by it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no. Prequels are all trash and shoehorned prequels pretending they encountered the same thing previously are even worse.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you think for a millisecond that this isn't going to be a woke 'white man bad' shit fest then you are a moron of incredible purity.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to bust so many nuts to this movie, it beggars belief.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope one of the natives tells a joke about his girlfriend having huge pussy

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the person that wrote this believes in what they're saying?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do predators only visit this region of the world?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something something longest persistant pyramid cultures, something something ancient aliens. Also, the movies are made by Americans.

      Because being built like Schwarzenegger didn't contribute at all to his survival.
      Literally 0%
      A female teenager could have done literally the same

      Good point, but I'll give it a shot. Either in theatres or on putlocker or something depending on what my friend feels like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Good point, but I'll give it a shot. Either in theatres or on putlocker or something depending on what my friend feels like.
        Are you sarcasm blind?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not accurate and it's explained in the movies

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll se it but not on the words of some fricktard opinionest.
    And if it's too woke for my tastes I'll just delete it.
    No baud off my back.
    Also, Machiko best girl no doubt.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like a key indicator on if it is kino or not is if the movie is in English or Native American.
    English means that it's garbage that is appealing to the lowest denominator.
    Comanche or whatever means that it's gonna be kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just found out it's in English.
      It's gonna be shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The dialogue is english but the MC speaks to her dog in native. You can't make this shit up, really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you honestly believe any Anglophone studio would ever, EVER allow one of their tentpole franchise popcorn movies to be filmed in a language other than English, let alone a language with only about a million fluent speakers at best? Don't you know only film students and weebs watch movies with subtitles?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Apocalypto

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was actually kinda waiting for you to mention Apocalypto.
          First of all, notice I qualified my statement with "tentpole franchise"--Apocalypto was only ever meant to be a standalone movie that *might* have gotten a sequel or something if it'd done better. It wasn't intended as the first part of a trilogy or a series, let alone a goddamn cinematic universe. Moreover, Prey is part of an already-ongoing film series, making it more constrained by its predecessors (and the financial expectations of the studio) than something original.
          Secondly, the only reason Apocalypto got made at all is because, in the mid-2000s, Mel Gibson was still a bankable leading actor, his previous directorial effort had done gangbusters (largely because of priests and preachers and the like telling their congregations "Watch this movie or literally go to hell!"), and, frankly, the man clearly knew all the right asses to kiss and all the right crimes to reveal he had incriminating knowledge of to get his way. There just really aren't that many directors still working with that kind of clout anymore, and the studios are doing everything they can to prevent new ones from emerging.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're a gay dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a Comanche cut. Literally the first thing you see in the first article. Do you gays even Google anything or just wait for Cinemaphile to spoon feed you information ??? I honestly shouldn't even ask its obvious how stupid you all are

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't support zombie sequels

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Why do predators only visit this region of the world?

    third time's a charm

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get how they even thought of avp. All the comics, games, books they could have drawn from, having avp take place in the aliens timeline. The vibe and the feel of that media. Instead put it in modern times, in the artic. Why. Boggles the mind. And even then I remember how pissed off I was that they messed with the aliens, gave them some super fast gestation period.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say that they hate you but they also hate losing money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when I was young and naïve and I was really looking forward to AVP because I loved the games and thought it would respect the franchise
      lmao
      We all need to learn Santa isn't real eventually

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no sequel has people more capable than the OG band but somehow fare better than they die

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how to write "compelling characters":
    -they're not white
    -they're not male
    -they're not straight
    ding! character's done, they're perfect.
    damn this job is fricking easy.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's about brown girl and predator teaming up to fight white people, isn't it?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how the movie turns out, it will be better than Predator 2018. That's almost a given.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else looking forward to this? We think back on our ancestors and their relationship with nature, awareness of surroundings, hunting all day.
    The thought of an alien apex predator showing up and seeing how hunter gatherer humans would confront it sounds really interesting.

    Also inb4
    >muh woman hunting
    Did you get upset at the original alien having a lead woman role too? Are you gay? Do you hate seeing half naked women?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone else looking forward to this?
      no
      >Did you get upset at the original alien having a lead woman role too?
      Was it forced, woke and lame?
      >Are you gay? Do you hate seeing half naked women?
      Cringe female characters have no appeal

      A female lead doesn't inherently make it a bad product, just one that doesn't appeal to you in that specific manner.

      >A female lead doesn't inherently make it a bad product, just one that doesn't appeal to you in that specific manner.
      Modern female "characters" do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual #1

        >Did you get upset at the original alien having a lead woman role too? Are you gay? Do you hate seeing half naked women?
        Nope for the same reason I didn't mind a black female in AvP they weren't there for "muh diversity" and "muh stronk whamen that smashes the patriarchy".
        They were there because they were human characters trapped in a situation they had to survive not some gender/diversity quota meant to be strong to empower trannies on twitter.

        homosexual #2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you get upset at the original alien having a lead woman role too? Are you gay? Do you hate seeing half naked women?
      Nope for the same reason I didn't mind a black female in AvP they weren't there for "muh diversity" and "muh stronk whamen that smashes the patriarchy".
      They were there because they were human characters trapped in a situation they had to survive not some gender/diversity quota meant to be strong to empower trannies on twitter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. Women exist everywhere and always will. If you wanna live in a gay world with men and be a gay have a nice day so maybe your male gods will grant your dying incel wish. Women don't give a frick about your crying hatred. We just pity you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >We
          opinion discarded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Learn how to read I said that I didn't mind female protagonists like Ripley in Alien and Lex in AvP because they were written as normal humans, just like Sarah Connor in T1 and 2.
          If they are gonna throw female protagonists like those please keep them coming. Just don't throw bullshit characters that the plot tries to tell us how great they are but fail on every turn due to how poorly and unrealistic they are written.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you get upset at the original alien having a lead woman role too? Are you gay? Do you hate seeing half naked women?
      Ask yourself why nobody had a problem with the lead actress in the Alien.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do net respond to morons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ask yourself why nobody had a problem with the lead actress in the Alien.
        Tiny panties?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shame we'll never get to see a Dredd vs Aliens movie. The comic was pretty great

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Like they said every Terminator sequel had been the best Terminator film since Terminator 2.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the leaked story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whites were the predator all along

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does an 80lb teenage girl fight a predator to a fricking tie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        girlz get it done yo. especially when they smash the patriarchy and defy gender norms!

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. Call me for the crossover with Avatar.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Half of the reason Predator was good was because half the movie was a straight action film about 80s commandos doing CIA dirty work in the jungle which gets subverted halfway through.
    Every sequel, you already know Danny Glover isn't going to spend the whole movie fighting a LA cartel boss and Alice Braga isn't going to shoot any Palestinian children

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good point, a key theme of the film was these pros being thrown on thier ass and skinned by this space rapist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a key theme of the film was these pros being thrown on thier ass and skinned by this space rapist
        they were just lucky they never met a tiny girl with a chip on her shoulder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But there was a spicy Latina in the first movie
          Maybe Arnie should've turned her lose on the Predator, instead of fricking her and marrying her

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >But there was a spicy Latina in the first movie Maybe Arnie should've turned her lose on the Predator
            that would be a war crime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This plus the reveal of the predator, while brilliant in the first film, is no longer scary/exciting for anyone.
      Predator should have been a one and done film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good point, a key theme of the film was these pros being thrown on thier ass and skinned by this space rapist

      This plus the reveal of the predator, while brilliant in the first film, is no longer scary/exciting for anyone.
      Predator should have been a one and done film.

      If they had kept it being a Predator movie a surprise and actually made a sensible story like

      [...]
      This
      > Young indian boy goes on a hunt with his father/older brother and other hunters.
      >He witnesses him getting gutted by an invisible monster who slaughters everyone around him.
      >He gets back to his tribe covered in blood and tells what happens.
      >They think its evil spirits/gods and the boy is considered bad luck or something for surviving.
      >He vows revenge and joins some Comanche warriors to teach him how to become a killer.
      >Northman style time jump, and the kid is now a roided up warrior and we can even get a “whyte people be colonizing and sheet” scene were Comanches attack some French/English pelt hunters and we get a long violent battle scene.
      >Maybe some of them get a way and when they pursue them or go after other pelt hunters/soldiers they find a massacred campsite with one survivor who tells about a ghost who killed everyone.
      >Protagonist Comanche knows that the thing he’s been waiting for all those years is finally back and goes after it.
      >After that it could go many ways like Predator starts killing his fellow warriors one by one or we go straight for him versus Predator in the woods making it come after him Apocalypto style.

      Whichever version of this type of story you would want the movie to have been, we all know the protagonist should have been a man. This would have been no shit ten years ago but now it’s just shit.

      , I think it would have turned into a sleeper hit or cult classic.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it ... was about to say "would be nice " but i'll believe it when i see it... and i was not intending to see it , so... maybe i'll change my mind if the reviews are almost 100% good and yall keep making threads about it because it made you feel kino is alive and well etc . tall order! probably wont happen, right. i say bye to old franchises, frick remakes reboots reinventions and race or gender swaps. to hell with it all, i wont miss shit.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Streaming pile of shit

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Predator vs Native Americans vs White settlers in the 1500s
    > Then Black Guy out of nowhere.

    Drug dealer or pimp?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Then Black Guy out of nowhere.
      >Drug dealer or pimp?
      That's Anthony Johnson, the first slave owner in America, show some respect

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator vs Indians in Prey.
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UZtyOkKnH5I

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator Vs THE MESSAGE

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More legz.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Urge to colonise rising

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta give credit to the injuns. they've got chad jawline genetics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those are shit tier legs

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New Predator is a big guy....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure this was the cover of the first Ozomatli CD.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post webm if it's fricking out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Out on August 5th.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be a better film if she killed the predator and Big Daddy Predator came down because he was impressed that she killed his kid and then killed her himself?

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >let's repost a shit thread

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So - Arnold beat a predator with a trap, mud camo, and his own explosive.

    I guess this STRONK native female is going to stab it with arrows?

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "compelling" = woke

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why lie? It was because the predator/prey sex. Making the predator from the first movie a descendant of them was a little too much

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stronk womyn are op

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone should photoshop them into holding the weapons in a moronic fashion like she does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's over predatorbros.. le stronk female character is screaming

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that AOC on the right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mootherland!

          you know, I am not ashamed to say I really tried watching S1/2 just for the redhead on the right.

          That show is absolute garbage, but does have its' moments. They are super rare, however.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t wait to see a stick thin woman toss around 200-pound men and 7 foot tall predators.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Predator franchise is back!
    actual real alien maneaters will most likely become so offended by the film that everyone involved will die of plasma fire.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When i was a kid i read two of the books and one of them had a futuristic take where alien colonies were invaded to steal royal jelly to be used to produce performance enhancing drugs. The soldiers had a regenerating armour tech to solve the acid problem and a number of other imagined tech. Also described warring colonies of aliens vs aliens fighting one another l.
    The intro talks about an olympic runner who wins a race then runs himself into the stadium wall so hard/fast killing himself

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it. Its going to suck isnt it

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And the crowd....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ...is irrelevant because the articles were written in advance.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Prey will be available on Hulu entirely in Comanche as a language option, or with Comanche subtitles. This is the first time a feature-length movie on a streaming platform is being made available in the Comanche language in its entirety.

    Ahoo!

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this film was designed from a checklist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Ok team, what's the opposite of Predator 1?
      A team of modern day adult male soldiers who personify classic male stereotypes fight and kill an alien predator in South America

      becomes...

      A single teenage girl in colonial times defies classics gender stereotypes to fight and (kills?) an alien predator in North America

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Predator
    They've been pushing this dead meme for decades and it has never caught on.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will only support Prey with actual money if the comanche girl is CUTE and does CUTE things.
    That is not all, for the Predator must ALSO be a CUTE girl and do CUTE things!

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Predator spots her
    >Cricket noises ("needs rape correction")

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