The Prisoner of Azkaban

Why is this movie so comfy?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's peak goyslop

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the girl has some nice porn, very cute pussy

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t she 15 at the time? Sad honestly.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Assban was the beginning of the end for this franchise. 1 & 2 was a comfy magical kids movie. 3 and onwards was Star Wars and petty teenage drama.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, I dont understand how anyone could ever consider HP3 to be comfy.
      Its not a bad movie, but its nothing like the magical first two.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its the cutest emma ever looked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she looks better in the next 2 tbqh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its the cutest emma ever looked

        3 to 5 was her peak.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It conveys such a weird feeling. Like, I can feel the time and place.

      Not quite

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I was 7 when chamber of secrets came out
        I can feel the time and place

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think the fact it was set in Euroland and I had lived in small town Manitoba my whole life really enhanced the strange feelings looking back at it.
          My father had a full surround sound dvd cd mixer thing and a crt tv that we watched it on.

          How the fuck is it that I can recall the scenes so clearly when I know that old Sony CRT was like 240p.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So was I
          >Chamber of Secrets is 20 years old now
          Realizing this freaked me out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If hell exists, it's just making you think you met this girl when you were a kid and letting her go.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cute!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. She peaked a year later

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        basado

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What a shitty actress. She always did that eyebrow thing.

          Stop doing the eyebrow thing you stupid bitch.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nobody cares about her eyebrows when her feet are on screen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >sauce?
          Ballet shoes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Damn never even heard of it, thanks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She was 14 in that movie you nasty creeps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. This is:

      It conveys such a weird feeling. Like, I can feel the time and place.

      Not quite

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The time travel plot makes no fucking sense, so I rate it a 3/10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The easiest way to identify a brainlet is to see if they get confused by the time travel in this movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Harry would have had to die in the first place for them to consider time travel to save him, but that’s impossible because he would have been dead.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Confirmed brainlet.

          They didn't go back in time to save Harry, they went back in time to save Sirius. Harry assumed it was the ghost of his father that saved him at the lake.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They both would have died by the deatheaters

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No they wouldn't, the time travel is a closed loop. Which is why they give the time turners to children, you can't change anything with them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That’s just cope. Your brain is a closed loop homosexual.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Literally so dumb you can't process something that was written for children

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry fag not my fault the time travel is nonsensical shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >timetravel is realistic and you're dumb if you don't understand that!
        peak midwit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's one of the very few movies where it actually makes sense

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. actual retard

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine unzipping her sweatshirt taking her shirt off and then removing her bra

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Been trying to finish that movie without falling asleep since I was a kid. I just skipped it altogether when I watched the whole series for the first time last year

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    worked on the set of HBP. took these bad boys home

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when did she wear those in the film
      exact timestamp please
      asking for a friend

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sex scene with Krum

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          "I'm gonna.. I'm gonna KRUM!"
          "Krum in me baby"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ rowling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if this was real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when did she wear those in the film
      exact timestamp please
      asking for a friend

      imagine if this was real

      sex scene with Krum

      You think it's a joke, but speaking from experience, these clothing items are absolute kept by the wardrobe department during filming. They tell you exactly what to wear down to even your underwear when filming.

      It's not usually discussed. But usually they are kept locked away for years, or tossed out at the end of filming. But sometimes they survive and are auctioned off.

      Some nerd bought the Pink Power Ranger Amy Jo Johnson's undershirt from MMPR for $5000 dollars.

      Some other Nerd bought Seven of Nine's (Jeri Ryan from Star Trek Voyager) corset underwear that she wore underneath her Skin Tight Catsuit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be friends with a guy who owned a pair of britney spears underwear from some movie she did. Bought it from one of those Hollywood clothing auctions.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It had a very good director who emphasized characters more

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    apologise about car, Emma. right fucking now!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >buys a car
      >gets in passenger side

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She is English. Right hand drive.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          my wang is a right hand drive

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Audi
          >English
          You taking stupid pills, son?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It had the cutest Harry.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IMO they dropped the ball, considering the book was basically Quidditch: The Book since that year's games were covered quite extensively in the book. They could have made this one into the "school sports" film of the series like Varsity Blues or something similar, on top of the whole Sirius plot. Some of the best parts of Book 3 are the chapters doing Quidditch play by plays.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >read all the books
      >never came across this part
      must be because I don't have a fantasy of sucking off quidditch players after the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quidditch is gay and stupid im glad they cut all that junk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was a third of the book. It's no wonder the 3rd movie is the most boring one.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason people like Azkaban is because you were 12 or 13 when you saw it and were jacking off by this point and Emma went from being "the prettiest faced girl" of your tweens to having visible and very noticeable breasts in that pink hoodie for the first time ever and you wanted to mount her. That's it. That is why everyone memes on and on about azkaban and almost always does so by posting the pink hoodie. Your were a boy into your puberty who watched a famous pretty girl go into her puberty in real time. Mystery solved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're very partially right.
      I think the parts about feeling completely disconnected from your family also hits very close to what you might feel at that age.
      I can remember sitting on a curb at 2am trying to figure out what life is and I think that first bit with harry interreacting with his family and the knight bus connected on a subconscious level.

      I think for the same reason "Sora no Otoshimono" as connected hard with me.
      I refuse to even rewatch these titles because my idea, my memory of what they are, are more important than what they actually are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But I didn't like Azkaban. In fact I saw it as the turning point of how the bokos can never be properly adapted to movies, since it became clear that they were getting just too big to be fit in a 2 hour movie. And on top of it giving Hermione scenes that should've been Rons pissed me off even more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not for me. I saw the first Hairy Pooper movie when I was 21 and never gave a flying fuk about Hertranny I had never even heard of the fucking books. I just went to see it because there was a lot of hype about it and I went to check it out/ I thought it was fucking retarded. The second one was only slightly better and the third one, this one, was the first movie wasnt some little kiddy bullshit. They re still young teens but it at least didnt feel like a kids movie franchise anymore. So I would say what makes this movie one of, if not the best, is that like puberty, it was a turning point for the entire franchise where it turned from child to adult themes. Emma Watson was never overly attractive. I see better looking women than her literally everyday at the fucking has station. of she wasn't famous and you saw her on the street you wouldn't even look twice. she is textbook mid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i was 23 when this movie came out. the rest of your statement is true.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only 1 and 2 are good
    fuck off pedo scum

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because Cuarón is actually a good director

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Comfiest Hogwarts has ever looked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They moved the whomping willow and made it smaller

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No I think it was comfiest in first one and then in Goblet

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its a perfectly structured movie. Every second of the movie feeds into the main theme of the book: confronting fear and overcoming it through joy/love. Its a beautiful universal theme and every second of the movie plays on it. By far the best movie.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    first year hermione best year hermione

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"I wonder if they mean 'Ol' Bag Granger' who lives in the tunnel at platform 9&3/4"

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it's pretty impressive how well all the Harry potter movies turned out over all when you look at adaptions or big franchises like GoT, Witcher, Star Wars and lotr which have all shat the bad massively over years (lotr because of Hobbit)

    Not to mention that they actually got a real director on board for azkaban who directed it in a way that was distinctively not hollywood. Sure not all the movies are perfect and I especially don't like how they turned Ron into a goofball but still

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Not to mention that they actually got a real director on board for azkaban who directed it in a way that was distinctively not hollywood
      What do you mean?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BTTF ripoff

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peak Emma, it's all downhill from there.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    budding

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still in love with here because I never matured emotionally

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there multiple threads about this movie right now? What are you advertising?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      their pedophilia

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this movie so comfy?
    for me prisoner of azkaban, order of phoenix and deathly hallows part 1 were always the bad ones. honestly dont understand what people like so much about PoA especially.
    my favorite by fare are goblet of fire and half blood prince. and again i never understood why people seem to hate on GoF. even though the movie was not as good as the book it was one of my favorites

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    best soundtrack of the 8 movies

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    harry should've fucked her

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this movie so comfy?

    Hard to describe exactly, but it radiates a certain energy. It's so atmospheric, and well paced, and dark, and s much better than anything else in the franchise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Awwww, Baby's first adult movie :3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nigga I was watching Robocop at 6 years old. I should've stated that this is all relative to the rest of the Harry Potter films. Probably because it had an actual director behind it

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