>The real story isnt good enough lets put in a magical wonder bear.

>The real story isn’t good enough let’s put in a magical wonder bear.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where you there?No?Then frick off.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was there

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the bear, can confirm this guy was there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok, ridley

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely destroyed in the first post. Damn son.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real elements of the Arctic, derange psycho homosexual, natives with unknown intentions, and collective insanity among men are scary and dangerous enough. The gay reddit bear killed all the tension built by these things and ruined it.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was just a polar bear. They were all tripping balls from lead poisoning.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately that's not what lead does to you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally doesn't explain why the Natives directly talked about the monster before and after lead poisoning affected Crozier

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were told a legend and their hallucinations took recent info they were provided and applied it to a regular polar bear. makes sense to non morons

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only one delusional here is you spouting off this shit every single thread. I get you didn't like the monster but there isn't some secret plotline that makes it imaginary so your autistic ass can enjoy the show

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            so you identify as a moron then

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I sent a laughing reaction image
              >I win!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats how it works kiddo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a good headcanon explanation but nothing in the show really indicates thats whats happening, at least not that I can remember. The crew did have lead poisoning and were going insane, but the show didn't depict anything as a hallucination did it? Also doesn't explain why the bear would take Crozier's hand and then spare him instead of just eating him which is what an actual bear would've done

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was it just a polar bear in the book or still some kind of supernatural monster?

        In the book the monster is some kind of living superweapon created by the Inuit gods, and the reason Lady Silence can talk to it is because she's it's priestess.

        >it was just a polar bear.
        It's supposed to be more skinwalker-y going of the source material.

        It's been a while but I could've sworn it was bigger in the book too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was just a polar bear.
      It's supposed to be more skinwalker-y going of the source material.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the book, it was a giant Yeti-like monster with a tiny triangular head and beady eyes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would've actually worked had that been the case

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    every movie should do that
    imagine if AI got good enough to do that for you
    imagine you're watching Marriage Story, starting to get bored and BOOOM magical polar bear shows up and eats ScarJo and her attorney

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie would have went from pretentious "indie" slop to a 10/10.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like The Terror.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOURE BEAR BLASTING ME

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what about hump catting?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OK I admit a bear ending in Marriage Story makes for an actual great ending

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The book bear was better, nothing like manbearpig the show had

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it just a polar bear in the book or still some kind of supernatural monster?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the book it was an actual supernatural monster. Crozier still survives but in the book becomes a priest to control the monster to redeem himself or some shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should have been a more subtle super natureal monster, bears are already like carnivorous apes intelligence wise and can open doors. Just blend a real polar bear with supernatural hunger/voodoo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree in the show it would've been a good call to make it more subtle as to whether or not the bear is just a smarter, bigger polar bear or an actual supernatural being. Especially since they decide to kill him with poisoning in the end which is really weird. In the book it's clear the tuunbaq is something supernatural from the get go but there they also explain that he's from inuit mythology and they also go over the inuit creation mythology in the end.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Despite it being supernatural no one ever figures out what the frick it is, its identity is more like an epilogue than part of the story. To the men it's just a mysterious force that keeps crushing and destroying them that they only see glimpses of

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped watching when I realized it was going to be a monster of the week show.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crew irl would have been beset by mischievous and malevolent Tuurngait. Ancient spirits that were never granted a body, so they posess people and animals in order to live out their desires through borrowed flesh.

    Its kind of a crapshoot because depending on the temperament they'll make you do basically anything they want. This can be as mundane as urging you to eat a strawberry to satisfy the spirits curiosity on what they taste like, to one taking total control of you and burning your hand on a fire to feel the sensation, posessing you in order to lead you to lost items or people just to be nice, or forcing you to sit in the co-pilot seat while it makes you murder your own family out of sheer malevolence or jealousy.

    The arctic is a fricking spooky place.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like down syndrome bear.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mr hickey did nothing wrong

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, he didn't. He was killed by the gay lunatic who then stole his name

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to pretend it’s jus a bear 🙂

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, that's really bad it wasn't a slow intellectual burner, because scary things are unpleasant to me, but the monster wasn't scary at all I swear

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its because they adapted some gay supernatural novel instead of just creating their own original depiction of the event, which was incredibly interesting on its own

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch The North Water. Same deal, different characters, no gay voodoo bear.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no gay voodoo bear.
      just gay sailing sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOT SO DIFFERENT YOU AN I!!!

      The ending literally turned into a a lame monster movie, slasher villain chase.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't really get the appeal of this show. It was okay.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit, the chain looks terrible in that pic

    the only problem with the monster is that they had to show it. some things work only in your imagination, that's why literature is superior.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the show is about how they were completely screwed and never actually had a chance after the first year
    having a magic bear that eats souls nobody understands fits that thematically, stay mad Cinemaphile

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What show is this? I wanna watch moronic bear show.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moriarty Goes North its based off a sherlock book

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sherlockslop
        Ugh.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Terror

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks anon

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show is good and absolutely worth the watch...but yeah, there was something off about the way the manbearpig was handled. Based on the promos, it felt more mysterious/supernatural and there was a lot more play between what was real and what wasn't It all played a little too straight (lol) was disappointed about that. But I would still emphatically recommend it. It's only 10 eps and delivers some great acting and tension.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The animal didn't bother me at all. I felt like its a nice fringe threat, sort of on the margins of the heavier story. Thematically, it's like a nightmare both from within (crew/sanity) and from the exterior. Also, like other people have already said, I took the creature to be a skinwalker/cryptid type situation and being from /x/, of course I'd be into that shit playa. I aint tossin' no shade at this show, on god fr.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole part about the Masque of the Red Death party was so interesting, because apparently that part was real. But if there had been a giant monster roaming the area, they obviously would not have done it. That aspect really bugged me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They thought they killed or wounded it enough when it attacked our guy Mr Blanky

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They shot it with a cannon and then several months passed without a sighting, any sane person would have assumed it wandered off and bled to death

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Sophia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but she was a b***h

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Crozier get to spend the rest of his life cooming inside Lady Silence like he did in the book? Why did the showrunners do him dirty like that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed they did and they really changed way too much shit for the show. Don't mind trimming things down but some changes to characters and stuff that happens were pretty bad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of the changes worked though.

        Couldn't have Franklin's flashbacks or the platypus pond lol

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears are so scary that in Europe they blended the real with the fantastic in human understanding to the point Bruin in german and similar derived names for bears are pseudonyms of the real name, one that in the german case just means "brown/brown one". It was feared mentioning one by its real name would summon it.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend is obsessed with this show. We've watched the series eight times since it came out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      get her moby dick and books on Shackleton adventure

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta, thanks for the Shackleton recommendation. I just finished reading about the Franklin expedition and wanted something in a similar vein.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky bastard

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino as frick scene. Hammers home his purity and actual goodness. These were therapeutic to see

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gets even worse in S2. Lots of long shots of Crozier walking around doing nothing. Then the Tuunbaq pup reveal. I had to drop it there.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it should have just been a polar bear!
    Every fricking thread. What the hell is a normal bear(thats never seen a gun before) going to do against 200 armed men?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are a 12 foot tall animal smart enough to open doors and strong enough to punch whales to death what does making it a manbearpig add?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre an idiot. Bears are just bears, stupid, slow
        Tuunbaq is evil and intelligent, read the damn book or stfu

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          polar bears can run 35mph
          and are smarter than chimps and gorillas in problem solving

          >On literally the first day we tested, the dominant male went right to the images that moved around the screen without making any errors. And with almost every task we gave him, he learned faster than the chimps and gorillas I was working with at the same time.”

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could outrun one.

            Even if I had to fight one, if you damage their eyes they'll back off.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            but a bunch of men with rifles could easily kill one. it wouldn't be dodging tens of bullets and be able to still hurt them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        DAMN homie thats crazy. How did that one in your pic end up dead and stuffed again?
        You can put a fricking tyrannosaurus in front of pic related and it'll still get shredded.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    everytime i see this shit just reminds me of my ex. we attempted to watch this shit show till we saw those two homosexuals being homosexuals below deck. we looked at each other, sighed, turned it off and complained about the israelites for half an hour.....eh chose alcohol over her so i guess thats that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god. You fricking idiots might have ended up procreating which would have been horrible for everybody else

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    upon recent rewatches, I've realized that
    The North Water>>>the Terror

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    AH, FOR JUST ONE TIME
    I WOULD TAKE THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The addition of the supernatural made it better. It elevates it out of the mundane feeling that usually haunts historicals.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would watch a film version of Kabloona. The novel is a great account of a Frenchman living among the Inuit in the late 1930s in and around King William Land.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it to make a scary snow monster? Literally game of thrones did a scary monster bear perfectly fine. The Terror? Looks like my uncle and it’s less scary than him too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had a MUCH bigger budget.

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