She still should’ve seen those red flags going up when he >started whining about obi-wan nonstop not ten minutes after they’d just reunited >brought up his slaughter of an entire village, complete with women and children
That last one should’ve had her on a bit of a back step.
Space racism. The Naboo are traditionally racist, droids are second class citizens, etc. "Sand people" is likely a bit of an insensitive term. They are viewed as barbaric tribalists.
Plus women do this shit all the time in real life, stay with a man well after the red flags should have told her to leave. "I can fix him", battered wife syndrome etc. You can say it's illogical, but emotions/women rarely are.
So basically the Naboo humans lived in the beautiful cities and kept the filthy gungans secluded in the swamps. Then Palpatine causes an intergalatic scandal by tricking the trade federation to attack the planet. Thus forcing the humans to rely on the gungan army to suffer massive casualties on the battlefield in a pointless battle against droids. The purpose being so that the humans would be forced to give the Gunnigs equal political representation in the galactic senate. Giving rise to a situation where a diversity hire, in this case Jar Jar Binks elected as stand in chancellor for Naboo, to give "EEEEMERGENCY POWAS TO THA CHANSLA". So that Sheev fcould install a galactic dictatorship by popular vote in the assembly.
>displays of power >kills women and children, groups who naturally aren’t equipped to fight back
If anything he’s only displaying weakness coupled with all his whining and crying. Also if it was that simple then she would’ve stuck with him after Palpatine became emperor.
I'm still hoping for that Ultimate Star Wars Edition where >ROTS is 4 hours long, with 1/3 of the movie being all the Invisible Hand shenanigans >AOTC's deleted scenes are kept thus making Anidala's romance less off-putting to the normies >Current Hayden is deepfaked into the scene where Luke takes his mask off. His Force Ghost scene is reshot too. Maybe even sneak in Ewan. >Less Luke and Leia kisses
Half of that shit is forced. Bringing his mother's corpse back home is bad, wtf??? Padme fell in love with Anakin being he was an outsider just like her and he fell in love with her true self, not Queen Amidala persona and not for power. He was very open and passionate with her which politicians aren't. Those autists can't even understand simple kid movies.
This is how you know whoever made this doesn't understand women at all.
There was an article about a dude who made a fake tinder account using pics from a hot male model and in his bio he put that he's a child sex offender and did time in the jail for it and acted like a complete douche to women and women were still thirsty for his dick.
He even tried to swing back the conversation about him liking kids and the women were like "everyone makes mistakes, let's frick".
I liked Anakin since the first time I watched the movies as a girl. I think its the mixture of very good looks and the tragic story. In reality Anakin is far away from the typical sociopath bully, he has a lot of kind thoughs and feels.
Same. He isn't afraid to voice his feelings towards the woman that he loves and that's pretty much all a girl dreams about. >I am in agony >I can't breathe >I am haunted by the kiss
That's some intense sexual stuff. Anakin is like a ticking sensual bomb.
She liked getting choked during sex.
She probably forced Anakin to develop the technique for force choking.
I can't recall anyone else in the first six movies ever using that technique.
>Why didn't she get turned off when he slaughtered all those sand people
The fricking sand people took his mom and the entire village just went about doing their thing. The women and children were in on it.
Besides do you know how wet a woman gets at the prospect of a man slaughtering everyone in devotion to them?
Let's just say that fricking moisture farm has a bountiful harvest that season.
>I can't recall anyone else in the first six movies ever using that technique
Luke chokes a Gamorrean guard (green pig looking dude) at the start of RotJ to foreshadow the possibility of him turning darkside
Women hate boring men. Anakin is exciting, passionate, and dangerous - all things women look for in a husband. Plus Padme is a boring politician herself, Anakin basically comes along and makes her life more meaningful. Padme constantly looks for trouble, Anakin is her perfect companion.
>he's got that unnable thing
It's called being tall and handsome. Why do females spout so much bullshit all to pretend as if they aren't shallow as frick?
>impulsive
>slaughters people left and right at a moment's notice
*panties soaked*
To be angry is to be human.
a dangerous unhinged man who will kill anyone without hesitation except the special woman self-insert is *the* female fantasy, anon
women are moronic
betas have been cucked FOREVER
its not some recent phenomenon
men are pedos, killers and mass murderers
but not moronic
wrong, you're moronic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and that's why women love them
The hound is like 7 foot tall.
Boy oh boy do i hate women
You will never understand women, chud.
Everyone has bad days.
>t. Lars
Yeah, that's something that turns most women on.
How insightful, that Harvard education at work.
they'll literally take anyone who isn't asian
University of Sneed not good enough for you?
Also because he singlehandedly exterminated an entire tribe of sand people
Yes, israelites do love that.
literally me, does that mean could hershey fall in love with me?
Only if you look like Hayden
> literally me
Only if you're a israelite
She still should’ve seen those red flags going up when he
>started whining about obi-wan nonstop not ten minutes after they’d just reunited
>brought up his slaughter of an entire village, complete with women and children
That last one should’ve had her on a bit of a back step.
>That last one should’ve had her on a bit of a back step
Yeah, I'm not quite sure why Padme still liked Anakin after he told her everything.
the naboo were racist towards non-humans
But Padme wanted to unite the Gungans and humans.
only because the naboo were occupied by the trade federation
Someone post the story of the dad getting mugged and his daughter getting turned on
Space racism. The Naboo are traditionally racist, droids are second class citizens, etc. "Sand people" is likely a bit of an insensitive term. They are viewed as barbaric tribalists.
Plus women do this shit all the time in real life, stay with a man well after the red flags should have told her to leave. "I can fix him", battered wife syndrome etc. You can say it's illogical, but emotions/women rarely are.
So basically the Naboo humans lived in the beautiful cities and kept the filthy gungans secluded in the swamps. Then Palpatine causes an intergalatic scandal by tricking the trade federation to attack the planet. Thus forcing the humans to rely on the gungan army to suffer massive casualties on the battlefield in a pointless battle against droids. The purpose being so that the humans would be forced to give the Gunnigs equal political representation in the galactic senate. Giving rise to a situation where a diversity hire, in this case Jar Jar Binks elected as stand in chancellor for Naboo, to give "EEEEMERGENCY POWAS TO THA CHANSLA". So that Sheev fcould install a galactic dictatorship by popular vote in the assembly.
>Bravo Lucas
APOLOGIZE!
Lucas is a hack
You know, for kids.
You can say all you want about Lucas and his six movies, but noone can deny that he loved his creation
Makes you wonder why he threw it to Didn’tsee
"Loved" is the key word
Fan backlash after the prequels + the millions that Disney bought it for + No executable plans for his own sequels
Why wouldn't she? You forget that she knew him as a kid hero who saved her planet. So she only sees his pain and wants to make him feel better.
Do you think the reason Jake turned out the way he did was not because of he was bullied in school but because he was mad he could not tap Hershlag?
Nat bewitched him with her israeli ways and Jake got taken over by a demon. Yes.
Women are attracted to displays of power.
They don't. She only likes him, because it said so in the script.
>displays of power
>kills women and children, groups who naturally aren’t equipped to fight back
If anything he’s only displaying weakness coupled with all his whining and crying. Also if it was that simple then she would’ve stuck with him after Palpatine became emperor.
It was understandable, they had just raped and brutally tortured his mother to death. And would do it anyone else they could capture.
You don't understand women.
Because she has seen Anakin mog her beta cuck university professor father
at 11:11
Lucas shouldn't have cut those scenes.
All the dumb edits Lucas made to the OT when it was the prequels that needed a directors cut.
The only dumb edits were that singing wienerroach alien and Vader's no.
>singing wienerroach alien
What?
He's talking about my boy Joh Yowza, best jizz singer in the galaxy
I'm still hoping for that Ultimate Star Wars Edition where
>ROTS is 4 hours long, with 1/3 of the movie being all the Invisible Hand shenanigans
>AOTC's deleted scenes are kept thus making Anidala's romance less off-putting to the normies
>Current Hayden is deepfaked into the scene where Luke takes his mask off. His Force Ghost scene is reshot too. Maybe even sneak in Ewan.
>Less Luke and Leia kisses
Lucas might have done it if he didn't sell to Disney.
Even if it was shit we would get mike and jay to cry about it for 3 hours.
I believe in George, he can do it for his own creation.
literally me
Don't all of want to slaughter our enemies with impunity and rule the universe?
>He's got that unnameable thing that makes you just want to watch him.
What's that thing, Cinemaphile?
He's hot.
It's just a woman using code words to say he's tall, handsome, and she wants to frick him.
BWC
In foid speak "personality", which translate to "he is tall and handsome" in normal language.
this is ultra generic PR talk actors say in interviews
This was refuted
most reaction grills on youtube thought anakin's romantic attempts with padme were cringe
If Anakin had ROTS hair in AOTC, women would have been more open to admitting they were into his "creepy" dark romance
Good lord, women..
All that shit is irrelevant, he is tall and handsome. Women will happily do a 360 on all of their principles if chad turns up.
>Creepy sex look
That's the entire reason Hayden/Anakin has fangirls though
>6'3, has status and is powerful, good looking, dark triad traits
Mike is bluepilled as frick
a true Supreme Gentleman
Half of that shit is forced. Bringing his mother's corpse back home is bad, wtf??? Padme fell in love with Anakin being he was an outsider just like her and he fell in love with her true self, not Queen Amidala persona and not for power. He was very open and passionate with her which politicians aren't. Those autists can't even understand simple kid movies.
This is how you know whoever made this doesn't understand women at all.
There was an article about a dude who made a fake tinder account using pics from a hot male model and in his bio he put that he's a child sex offender and did time in the jail for it and acted like a complete douche to women and women were still thirsty for his dick.
He even tried to swing back the conversation about him liking kids and the women were like "everyone makes mistakes, let's frick".
>bringing a corpse home
Wasn't that his mother lmao
George should have let her direct her own parts while he played with his computers.
woah he's literally me
I liked Anakin since the first time I watched the movies as a girl. I think its the mixture of very good looks and the tragic story. In reality Anakin is far away from the typical sociopath bully, he has a lot of kind thoughs and feels.
Same. He isn't afraid to voice his feelings towards the woman that he loves and that's pretty much all a girl dreams about.
>I am in agony
>I can't breathe
>I am haunted by the kiss
That's some intense sexual stuff. Anakin is like a ticking sensual bomb.
He fricked prime Portman didn't he?
*Ryan gosling scream gif*
They legit dated
She was actually talking about Jake Lloyd.
She liked getting choked during sex.
She probably forced Anakin to develop the technique for force choking.
I can't recall anyone else in the first six movies ever using that technique.
>Why didn't she get turned off when he slaughtered all those sand people
The fricking sand people took his mom and the entire village just went about doing their thing. The women and children were in on it.
Besides do you know how wet a woman gets at the prospect of a man slaughtering everyone in devotion to them?
Let's just say that fricking moisture farm has a bountiful harvest that season.
>I can't recall anyone else in the first six movies ever using that technique
Luke chokes a Gamorrean guard (green pig looking dude) at the start of RotJ to foreshadow the possibility of him turning darkside
Oh that's right.
computer bike man practically downloads poosy
The one scene that I would not change in my ideal for what the prequels should have been.
She thought "I can fix him."
Women hate boring men. Anakin is exciting, passionate, and dangerous - all things women look for in a husband. Plus Padme is a boring politician herself, Anakin basically comes along and makes her life more meaningful. Padme constantly looks for trouble, Anakin is her perfect companion.
captain panaka even says so.
nothing gets her wetter than the thought of slaughtering palestinian babies
>he makes my vegana wet
>he's got that unnable thing
It's called being tall and handsome. Why do females spout so much bullshit all to pretend as if they aren't shallow as frick?
Padme is a pedophile groomer who died of being sad, and has incestuous children
Everyone is a pedo in Star Wars
>Palpatine groomed Anakin
>Obi-Wan groomed Leia
He’s just like me.