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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everybody thinks having the ring will somehow grant them great power even though the guy who had it lost anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and all it took was hundreds of thousands of lives and the power of 4 armies combined and it was still a tie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it didn't take much to wreck Isildur

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does tie mean something different in your language? Sauron’s forces were defeated so utterly they would not rise again for 3 thousand motherfricking years. Hell the Germans were fricked up ag the end of ww1 and it only took them like 20 years to start over.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, because they had the Last Alliance going against them aka all men and elves who mattered in the world. Those two also lost their respective kings and sent both down the path they wouldn't recover from. You also forget that Sauron was undone for a while and it took time for him to "return", so to say.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            such a shame gil-galad's scenes were removed from the movie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Even in the extended edition?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes. you can see him as an extra in one scene.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Movie plays it more dramatically, but in the books Isildur and Gil-galad fight him to a standstill until he smokes them. Literally with the latter.

              I always got the impression Gil-Galad was underrated.

              >Sauron approaches elves under the guise to shill them the idea of Rings
              >Gil-Galad immediately sees though the ruse and tells him to frick off
              >warns other leaders and arguably saves the elves from the same fate humans and dwarves fell to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The frick, were they warring with Germany?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow the ring of power is a metaphor for... power. you cracked the code anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only smart anon in the thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if Denethor had the ring he could just run his city better and lead a war up to the gate. its best power for men is the moral boost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop looking into the Palantir and touch grass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so moronic to not properly protect your arm that holds all your power

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        movie version is dumb, in the books Sauron get double teamed and Isildur comes up and saws the finger of his dead hand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the book the strongest man and strongest elf (barely) beat Sauron and both die in the process and Isilidur just runs clean up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a turd lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine the smell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And the dude who had it the longest is some creepy split personality crack head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like an unlimitey credit card of some billionaire that you stole. You can buy everything but you are instantly fricked when you use it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it was one of those things where it doesn’t actually do anything and you just had to believe in yourself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You people am stupid and need to read a good book. Maybe try Davinsi Cod. It is really smart and actully makes you think a bit harder than you do now. If you did that youd probably understand the complexity of lord of the rings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ring is sentient and wants to return to Sauron, swine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Ring isn't exactly sentient. It's a part of Sauron and it has the tendency to exert influence to go back towards him, but it doesn't actively manipulate the wearer into doing it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      author was a christcuck ie plot is nonsensical fairytale shit that midwits unironically think is good BECAUSE it doesn’t make sense as if that’s some lost virtue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Back to plebbit atheshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the ring mind fricking them. Makes them think it will give them the means to accomplish their goals. Completely overwhelms their common sense, their minds entirely tbh.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dare thee criticise the power of the One Ring?

    Doesnt thou know what terrors will be brought upon thee?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would be “knowest thou not”

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blame Plato

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. "But there is no evidence of influence" etc.

      Apart from making exactly the same points repeatedly and it being completely impossible for someone with Tolkien's education and interests not to have read The Republic in Latin, never mind English. I mean, he probably read it in secondary school.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's all talk about this super awesome ring that makes anyone super powerful but all it does is makes you invisible and shows your location to sauron dick suckers so they come to kill you

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly what does the ring do?
    Never read the books, but the ring is pretty mediocre in the movies.
    Is that really all it fricking does?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the ring turns less powerful beings invisible, basically a weak ass hobbit or human isnt going to be able to bend the rings power to their will.
      this is why gandalf and galadriel don't hold it for themselves, theyre so powerful that the rng would make them sauron 2.0

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The movies literally say this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the ring turns less powerful beings invisible
        It's not really because they're not powerful, but because you are put into the spirit world. Elves and Maiar like Gandalf are firmly in both the spiritual and physical world, so they remain visible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It grants power based on the power of the bearer.
      They can learn to harness more, but it takes a while if you are just some b***h tier hobbit.
      Aragon or Gandalf or Elrond with the Ring would be crazy strong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on who uses it and for what purpose. Only Galadriel and Sauron could use it to full effect, and it lets you dominate the minds of living beings. But Hobbits just turn invisible and the ring doesn't do much for them because they're unaware of it's power and evil. Dwarves are completely immune to it. The reason it turns people invisible is because they enter the Wraith world when they wear it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't the dwarves get their own rings too?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They made their own, but they all got lost or eaten by dragons. I think they made them more greedy anyway, so it was probably for the best.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The dwarven rings were also forged by Sauron and Celebrimbor. The only rings that were made without Sauron's influence were the 3 Elven rings.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > men get rings that turn them into screeching c**ts
              > dwarves get rings that just make them more dwarfy
              > elves get rings that don't do anything
              LOOK IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE ALRIGHT AND THERE WAS ONLY TWELVE HOURS OF SCREENTIME TO EXPLAIN IT IN

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Men want power.
                Dwarves want gold.
                Elves want preservation.
                Hardly rocket science.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > Already immortal elves get more immorality
                Tolkein really phoned it in on that one

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >eaten by dragons
            Do the dragons get the power of the ring then?

            Yes but those didn't have the effect Sauron wanted. They didn't turn into ringwraiths like the 9 men did. All it did was make them more greedy, which is why Sauron went to such great lengths to either reclaim the dwarven rings or made sure they were destroyed by dragon fire.

            >destroyed by dragon fire
            I assume that wouldn't work on the One Ring?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but those didn't have the effect Sauron wanted. They didn't turn into ringwraiths like the 9 men did. All it did was make them more greedy, which is why Sauron went to such great lengths to either reclaim the dwarven rings or made sure they were destroyed by dragon fire.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >All it did was make them more greedy, which is why Sauron went to such great lengths to either reclaim the dwarven rings or made sure they were destroyed by dragon fire.
            even the most evil being in all of Middle Earth couldn't stomach dwarves being more greedy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dwarves aren't immune to the pull of Rings of Power, they just don't turn into Wraiths.
        It just amplifies their worst traits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dwarves are completely immune to it.
        Since dwarves are israelites, why would that be? That can't be right. Why not give it to Gimli, then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fear of usury

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Made me spit my water bottle vodka out at work

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dwarves were made by Aule to be immune to corruption. Not even Morgoth could corrupt them, much less some two bit knockoff Dark Lord like Sauron. As for why Gimli didn't carry the One Ring is because Tolkien hadn't thought of Dwarven immunity to corruption yet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When they were at the The Council of Elrond, Gimli was still an arrogant shit and needed to go through his character arc over the rest of the journey to chill out. Also the Elves, like Legolas, didn't trust Dwarves so they said they won't be onboard if Dwarves were chosen to hold the ring. It had to go to a hobbit since they were neutral.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Only Galadriel and Sauron could use it to full effect
        Galadriel cannot use it to its full effect. Tolkien specified that it had to be someone of the same order as Sauron, which means an Ainur. If Galadriel had picked up the ring and then gone to do 1v1 battle with Sauron, she would've lost. But someone like Gandalf would have a chance to win, and become the ring's new master

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sauron most feared the One Ring falling into Galadriel's hands since he knew for a fact she could bend the One Ring to her will instead of the other way around. He also feared it falling into Aragorn's hands for the same reason, though the ring would have eventually corrupted him, but there was still enough doubt in Sauron's mind to make him fall for Aragorn's bait.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Of the others only Gandalf might be expected to master him – being an emissary of the Powers and a creature of the same order, an immortal spirit taking a visible physical form. In the 'Mirror of Galadriel', 1381, it appears that Galadriel conceived of herself as capable of wielding the Ring and supplanting the Dark Lord. If so, so also were the other guardians of the Three, especially Elrond. But this is another matter. It was part of the essential deceit of the Ring to fill minds with imaginations of supreme power
            That's from Tolkien. I have no idea why you think Galadriel would be the one to do the bending, or why you think she would be more capable of it than a Ainur

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not saying Galadriel would be better at it than an Ainur like Gandalf or Saruman, I'm just saying that Sauron himself feared Galadriel getting the ring since she could wield it against him, and since Sauron knows the Ring better than anyone else it stands to reason she could conceivably bend it to her will.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm just saying that Sauron himself feared Galadriel getting the ring since she could wield it against him
                What do you base it on?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Probably something the homosexualy showrunners of Rings of Power said.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He feared galadriel getting it most because she was the only person he thought might be able to bend it to her will. But not guaranteed she could

            He feared aragon because he is firstly the blood of the man who defeated him and secondly he is the one man capable of bringing together all the free people's against sauron. Sauron was relying on their devision so he could pick them off one by one.
            United he is at risk

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He feared galadriel getting it most because she was the only person he thought might be able to bend it to her will. But not guaranteed she could
              He didn't think that. He would have no reason to, since no Elf would be able to
              >He feared aragon because he is firstly the blood of the man who defeated him
              Elendil was not the main force behind Sauron being defeated. You forget Gil-galad was there in the 2v1, and they both died
              >and secondly he is the one man capable of bringing together all the free people's against sauron
              True

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I assumed on first point other guy knew better but that makes more sense. I think if he feared her it was probably because she seems to be the most motivated of the elves to fight him.

                Second point yeah I agree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a power-stat multiplier. Weak people go from 1 power stat to 2, strong beings go from 10 to 100.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It enhances your natural attributes.
      Reason why it does basically nothing for a hobbit is because they’re a shy people likely to move out of the way before being noticed by big folk.
      Hence invisibility.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, you stupid fricking moron.
        The ring just makes you go to the wraith world.

        Isildur went invisible as well

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know this is Cinemaphile and we're talking about the movies but the question is about the lore and that is a movie-only addition. Only Hobbits turn invisible in the books.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I know this is Cinemaphile and we're talking about the movies but the question is about the lore and that is a movie-only addition.
            No? That's very much in Tolkien's lore

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Isildur never turns invisible when wearing the ring, nor does any other non-Hobbit. Nor is it even implied they would if they tried.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Isildur never turns invisible when wearing the ring
                He puts it on to escape the ambush. It's stated that the Orcs can still smell him, and that before reaching the shore, the ring slips from his finger where a part of Orcs put him down. The ring pulling you into the spirit world is beyond dispute. It's why Frodo can see the shapes of the Nazgul when he does, and it's why the Nazgul are seemingly invisible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for mortals, its draws them into the wraith-world. turning them invisible to men but highly visible to beings that live there, like elves, wraiths and spirits
      for magical beings it enhances their existing powers as well and giving them the equivalent of a +100 leadership buff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That`s not what the ring does though.

      The ring is Sauron`s the deceiver`s essence so it does what Sauron does but ENHANCED. To ANYONE that is not Sauron himself It PROMISES power (it doesn`t actually delivers). Think of it as magical seduction that is meant to weaken reason and will (Except for Sauron, in his case it strengthens his will. Specially against the other ring bearers). To hobbits whose greatest gift/ trait is to pass unnoticed it promises the ultimate most extreme version of that, invisibility, but it`s a trick. The bearer becomes invisible except to Sauron and his servants. The ring will betray anyone that is not Sauron himself. The istari or even a powerful enchantress like Galadriel can not wield it (some would say Tom Bombadil can because he had no desires that could be exploited)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Bombadil has no business being in Middle Earth, its similar to Pan rocking up in Wind in the Willows. 50% family joke, 50% Merrie England Greenmanism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tom Bombadil would steal your girl and frick her right there on the table in front of you while singing whimsical songs
          And you could do nothing about it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tom is a gentleman and would never cheat on Marigold

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This guy gets it. Gandalf using the ring wouldn't make him a super powerful demon king, it would make him shoot himself in the foot so Sauron can get it back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >To hobbits whose greatest gift/ trait is to pass unnoticed it promises the ultimate most extreme version of that, invisibility, but it`s a trick
        Wrong. The Ring puts mortal beings into the spirit world. It would be the exact same case had Boromir put it on

        This guy gets it. Gandalf using the ring wouldn't make him a super powerful demon king, it would make him shoot himself in the foot so Sauron can get it back.

        >Gandalf using the ring wouldn't make him a super powerful demon king, it would make him shoot himself in the foot so Sauron can get it back.
        Yes and no. Gandalf would have been capable of defeating Sauron in a 1v1. Tolkien said that it could go either way. On one side, Gandalf would have the addeded strength of the ring. On the other, Sauron would have the benefit of the ring's true alligence. If Gandalf was to win, then he would become the ring's master, and for Sauron it would effectively be the same as if it had been destroyed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /thread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except he's wrong about the invisibility part. And the ring DOES give powers to those who possess it, but it promises them far more than it will ever give to them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How he's wrong about invisibility ? And what kind of power the Ring give to the bearer in the movie ? Except pain and psychological torture to Frodo for the whole trip.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's because, at that time, Sauron was actively seeking out the Ring, and he KNEW it was out there, so his will was concentrated on it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I don't bite it, sorry. The Ring is like Sauron a great deceiver. it promise power but never give it to his bearer. The one and only goal of the Ring his to reunite to his master.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >How he's wrong about invisibility ?
              You become invisible because you're pulled into the spirit world. Elves and beings like Sauron and Gandalf live both in the physical and spiritual world at the same time. When a mortal puts on the ring, they're pulled into that spirit world. Mortals cannot be in the spirit world and have a visible body at the same time
              >And what kind of power the Ring give to the bearer in the movie ?
              We don't really see it give any powers in the movie, which is why so many people think it only makes people invisible. In the books, Frodo gains an aura of authority and command when he interacts with people. Sam, when he rescues Frodo, terrifies the Orcs because he appears before them like a great shadow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ring is sauron and it works to accomplish saurons goals.

        It uses the temptation of power to control people to further its own goals of reuniting with saurons spirit.

        Hobbits resistance to it is due to their lack of ambition and desire for power. It works by exploiting peoples desires and ambition. But Hobbits have none they are a race which is content with their simple lives. No desires for power no ambitions of grandeur. So the ring has nothing to work with.

        The invisibility effect isn't due to the hobbits sneaky nature. The invisibility is actually the wearer entering the shadow realm, which has the effect of making them invisible in the physical world. All lesser beings will have this. Only higher beings can control this ie gandalf.

        The rings power effect is related to the wearers power. For example for frodo it does nothing but invisibility but with gandalf it could do much more (hence why he is so against touching it)

        And the more powerful the person the stronger its effect/influence.
        As we see with galadriel. Where frodo has carried it for months and is ok, galaxriel, arguably the most incorruptible elf, goes insane momentarily from only a day of its mere presence.

        And In the hands of a higher being they'd be super powerful however the ring would still betray them for sauron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it gives giant penis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It turns you into a wraith, For normal people it basically makes them invisible but for powerful beings like Gandalf and Galadriel it would make them gods.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >turns you into a wraith

        >they dont get to imladris in time
        ,>frodo turns
        >theres now a hobbit sized wraith running around stabbing peoples ankles

        It always makes me laugh when aragorn mentions it in fotr

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In The Hobbit during the big final battle Bilbo was running around as an invisible little c**t shanking entire groups of Orcs. If anything them being small is an advantage if they're literally invisible, since the only real chance you have of getting hit is someone swinging wildly.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Except the wraiths aren't invisible dumbsss.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              based moron.
              >Upon it sat a shape, black-mantled, huge and threatening. A crown of steel he bore, but between rim and robe naught was there to see, save only a deadly gleam of eyes: the Lord of the Nazgûl...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >quotes book when we're talking about the movies

                Back to Cinemaphile with you dumbass. .

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bruh even in the movies they're literally GHOST homieS wearing robes and armor. When movie-version of him gets stabbed in the face by a Femoid, (not a man), and then stabbed in the back by a magic wraith-fricker dagger by a Hobbit, (Also not a "man", as it's a different race), he implodes into a ball of crumpled metal. There is not a single instance of a Ringwraith being shown to possess any flesh at all outside the Ring's shadow vision shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                One again in something other than ebonics

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >In The Hobbit during the big final battle Bilbo was running around as an invisible little c**t shanking entire groups of Orcs. If anything them being small is an advantage if they're literally invisible, since the only real chance you have of getting hit is someone swinging wildly.

            Bilbo stood with Thranduil's guard and got knocked by a rock, he didn't get to kill a single orc.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm, I suppose now that you mention it I believe he was doing that AFTER the big battle, while returning to his allies. I haven't read The Hobbit in over a decade and have no intention of watching that abortion of a movie series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In Skyrim/Oblvion terms for you zoomers-
      Multiplies your Racial Bonus by 10x, and multiplies your level by 10x.
      So
      >Level 1 Hobbit
      >Stealth bonus is boosted from 10% Sneak Bonus to 100% Sneak Bonus, making them invisible
      >Goes from a level 1 Hobbit to a level 5 Hobbit

      But
      >Level 93 Wizard
      >Magic Proficiency and Magic Resist go from 25% to 250% bonus
      >Goes from a level 93 Wizard to a level 930 Wizard God

      Also I don't know if it's true but I read on /tg/ once turning invisible is basically just a side effect of the ring putting you halfway into the spirit world, hence everything looking fricked up for Frodo when he wears it and why he can see the true faces of the Ringwraiths with it on, and is also why Wraiths are invisible under their armor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >turning invisible is basically just a side effect of the ring putting you halfway into the spirit world, hence everything looking fricked up for Frodo when he wears it and why he can see the true faces of the Ringwraiths with it on, and is also why Wraiths are invisible under their armor.
        This is tolkien Lore 101 I CANT BELIEVE that every thread half of you seem to think Frodo turns invisible becaue Teehee sneaky hobbit, when Isildur turns invisible 5 minutes into the movie you fricking speedwatching homosexuals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most people don't have a in depth knowledge of the lore dude. It seems weird to us as people who are huge nerds and have dived into the lore deep. But it's a fact were the minority

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There are at most 50 real people on Cinemaphile in total, at some point they should be able to pick up on things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like the other anons said, it boosts your own natural powers. It also gives you an air of authority and can be used to inspire terror in enemies. Frodo is said to have seemed more lordly when he had the ring, and Sam appeared like a sort of large shadow that scared the Orcs he fought when he went to save Frodo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It boosts the powers of the wearer based on the wearers power. It is technically half of the dark lords soul, which is why him without the ring is significantly weaker. This however is also Sauron's greatest strength as the ring itself is basically a soul GPS that, along with the other rings, trap those that wear it into Sauron's bidding. Thats the reason why someone like Aragorn or Gandalf didn't wear it, because despite the immense power they would make Sauron b-line straight to them, meanwhile someone like Frodo is so weak that Sauron sends the wraiths after him to kill/convert Frodo and take the ring back.
      It's also the reason why the fellowship's plan worked, because Saruon thought that the only reason why Aragorn would do such a suicidal charge directly into Mordor was because he was ring amped

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >, which is why him without the ring is significantly weaker
        Actually, Sauron is never weaker when not possessing the ring. He just gets a boost while he wears it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, Sauron is weaker without the ring, just like how Morgoth was weaker after he disseminated his power into Arda. The benefit was that they could no longer be killed unless their item of choice (in Sauron's case a ring) was destroyed. Morgoth did it because he knew neither Eru or the Valar would destroy Arda just to kill him. Nor could they even if they wanted to. And Sauron did it because he knew nobody had the mental fortitude to destroy the ring. Even Frodo destroyed it only by accident.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He IS weaker. Remember, creatures rebelling against Iluvatar cannot generate or grant power, they can only split their own and share it/pour of elsewhere.

            >While he wore it, his power on earth was actually enhanced. But even if he did not wear it, that power existed and was in 'rapport' with himself: he was not 'diminished'
            From one of Tolkien's letters

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tolkien often contradicts himself in his letters so I don't take that as canon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll take his word over yours, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, but I'd read Morgoth's Ring before you draw any conclusions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Melkor had marred the world with his shadow, permanently infusing his essence into it. This is similar to how Sauron fused his own essence into the ring, but the circumstances and the end product are completely different. The ring is entirely of Sauron's craft, and so it didn't lower his power (except if it was destroyed, or another Ainur mastered it by defeating him).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Morgoth did it because he knew neither Eru or the Valar would destroy Arda just to kill him
            Melkor didn't diminish his power deliberately. It was a byproduct of him dispersing his evil will across the world. Melkor can never use Arda like Sauron used his ring. Sauron made the ring deliberately as a tool, and was not diminished by doing so. Melkor lost his own inherent power, and it was never his plan to do so

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He IS weaker. Remember, creatures rebelling against Iluvatar cannot generate or grant power, they can only split their own and share it/pour of elsewhere.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Before his defeat yeah but after his defeat his spirit is weakened and he now needs the ring, which contains part of his spirit to make himself whole again and back to His original powers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Before his defeat yeah but after his defeat his spirit is weakened and he now needs the ring
            Sauron doesn't actually appear to have become inherently weaker after having "died" in his duel between Elendil and Gil-galad. The only time I can remember it being stated Sauron had become weaker, was after Numenor had been sunk. And the reason was that he had used a lot of his will on corrupting it, whatever that means

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              At full power he could control the other rings. And even harm the other peoples through his power like cause doubt, fear, and waver.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To control the other rings without having them, he needs to be in possession of the One ring. Causing doubt and fear is something he is fully capable of in the Third Age

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not really.

                He may be able to have some effect but nowhere near his potential.

                For example the way he influences denethor through the palantir is a fraction of what he is capable of with his full strength through the rings. And even his ability to dominate others directly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >For example the way he influences denethor through the palantir is a fraction of what he is capable of with his full strength through the rings. And even his ability to dominate others directly.
                That wasn't what I responded to. You said that at full power he could
                >harm the other peoples through his power like cause doubt, fear, and waver.
                That's something he's perfectly capable of at the end of the Third Age. I never said he was as dominating as when he bore the ring

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and I'm saying what he's capable of now is a fraction of his potential

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also it extends your natural lifetime, lets you live way longer

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >read The Silmarillion
    >Sauron shows up
    >oh neat
    >immediately gets his ass kicked by a talking dog
    >begs for mercy and then runs away like a little b***h
    BRAVO TOLKIEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not unlike when Ar-Pharazon showed up at his doorstep and he begged for mercy and surrendered like a little b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the Silmarillion is hard to read like it's just a an appendix or whatever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've read through it like 3 times and is a bit dry at points as you're basically reading a mythology. If you like Tolkien in general it's worth a read. If nothing else read about Fingolfin going to fight Morgoth because it's the GOAT scene.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          GROND?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard to visualise, not hard to read. The opening chapter with the descriptions of the angels and shit is what filters people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_and_fall_in_Middle-earth

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Morgoth master of sauron
    >its basically a god
    >jobs to a fricking spider

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ungoliant was some fricked up void monster that existed before Eru(God) created the world. Calling her a big spider is underselling it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >AAH BIG SPIDER Black personMAN SAVE ME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >existed before
        theres nothing(as far as i know) to say she existed BEFORE creation, just that she wasnt a direct creation of Eru and was found in the void, much like the nameless things or Bombadil arnt direct creation just just results of the Music

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grandmother of all spiders and creature from the outer dark.
      Hopped up on the entire power of the first suns.
      Hardly jobbing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAH BALROGS SAVE ME

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO NOT LE HECKING POWERLEVELS
    still to capeshit and shounenspicery, morons

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get the ring of power
    >+3 to stamina and 4% to shoot a lvl 2 fireball on attack
    bravo tolkien

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this canon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, in fact 50% of all orcs are sexy dominatrixes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spider pussy
      sussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post that copypasta

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          heh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you An-hey wait a second!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, but the Shadow games are fun so I didn't care. Although reducing Sauron to a QTE event at the end of the first game was fricking stupid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Shadow games are fun
        Shadow of Mordor was fun but had a moronic final boss.
        Shadow of War's Nazgul fights were awesome and the final boss looked fun but I never made it there because the orc captains were so infuriating that I gave up.
        > hahaha I am immune to arrows
        > hahaha I am immune to fire
        > hahaha I am immune to frost
        > etc
        > impotently dart around desperately hammering the basic attack button while he keeps becoming immune to more and more things
        Frick Shadow of War.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, yes. It sticks out like a sore thumb in The Silmarillion. Tolkiens repressed prudish christian upbringing really becomes apparent in the 200+ pages dedicated to spider sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all it took was just one hobbit to kill her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >still no sfm porn
      Dammit coomers CAM ON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is this canon?
      For me, yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the b***h from the Witcher

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ring of power is an endgame item so these homies who are still leveling for endgame can't really use it properly

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TALION

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these games were boring as hell but turning talion into a ringwraith at the end and having him undo all the good he tried to do in mordor is kind of kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never trust an elf
      >proves gimli right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        around elfs never relax

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PALANTIR

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Tolkien ever address the eagle question though? Honestly what a massive plot hole that is. To have the solution to all of the plots problems right there and not provide a reason why it couldn't be used. What a hack he was.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        heh, that's funny
        it's amazing how everyone in the comments of that video uncritically accepts with no evidence that that is actually jrrt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >hmm guys, its actually fake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he does, in the book
      read it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't. Literally not one sentence about it in the entirety of the 30+ volumes of lore he wrote.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its addressed at the council, the mission is one of SECRECY

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ride the eagles secretly.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always headcanoned that the Ring grants power based on who/what you are. Hobbits are small, cautious creatures, so for them the ultimate power would be to disappear completely. For someone like Boromir it would probably make him incredibly physically powerful, Galadriel would become nearly omniscient, etc. The Nazgul's rings were forged by Sauron and didn't make them invisible, but instead seems to have made them immortal and granted them preternatural powers (at the cost of their souls), so I figure the One Ring isn't just invisibility. I also wonder about it's ability to "rule" the other rings. Could a sufficiently powerful/wicked ring bearer control the Nazgul? Destroy the Dwarvish rings? I don't remember if that's ever explored.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It seems to be associated with "will" which is a different way of putting it. Sauron has the will to dominate, its less clear that others do. The Nazgul have corrupted themselves.

      I'd go with Plato/Socrates on this.
      >Socrates ultimately argues that justice does not derive from this social construct: the man who abused the power of the Ring of Gyges has in fact enslaved himself to his appetites, while the man who chose not to use it remains rationally in control of himself and is therefore happy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come the ring fit perfectly on the fingers of a teenage hobbit?
    Was Sauron a midge or what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it changes size, you see this happen several times, pay attention

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why doesn't it just become so big that Sauron can see it from Mordor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bros??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why doesn't sauron just wear the ring as belt? Surely no one would be able to cut the belt of power off him in mid battle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why doesn't sauron just put the ring in his ass? Surely no one would be able to cut the ass of power off him in mid battle

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kek I completely forgot about this jack black lotr skit till now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >When the MTV Movie Awards were dope
              >Before the Dark Times
              >Before the future

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >MTV Movie Awards

                The matrix one is still the best.

                >Do the robot neo! I cant, what happens when I fail
                >MISTEEEER TIMBERRRRRLAKE
                >wet willie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=478

                still gets me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kek I completely forgot about this jack black lotr skit till now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It literally shows in the movie the ring changes size depending on the person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it changes size, you see this happen several times, pay attention

        Why would Sauron make a ring that fit anyone but himself?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because the Ring has its own will to return to its creator and to change size is its parasitic adaption for it.
          Also Sauron likes to shapeshift

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was he thinking doing this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm gonna grab Isildurs balls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Movie plays it more dramatically, but in the books Isildur and Gil-galad fight him to a standstill until he smokes them. Literally with the latter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Isildur
        You mean Elendil?
        Isildur just cuts the ring from Sauron's "body"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron can litteraly burn people when he touch them. He burned the high king of the elves and the high king of men. He wanted to do the same with the son of Elendil but Isildur cutted the Ring off his finger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He only burned the Elf king. He never fought against Isildur, and his ring was cut off after his body had died. In Tolkien's writing, anyway

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure it had more powers but Hobbits were so out of touch with magic they only got the shitty part

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars tourist here, holy shit lurking this thread is embarrassing. LoTR really does have the lamest lore and world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does it feel knowing 3 decades of eu was wiped out in a second and buttfricked by Disney into oblivion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >3 decades of eu was wiped out in a second

        No it hasnt, my 100 or so post rotj EU books havnt suddenly disappeared from my shelves lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe but you still pay for Disney plus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >paying for tv when torrents exist

            Wut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone talk about how Gandalf is literally god/jesus christ and technically more powerful than anything in all of creation yet?
      Or how any scrub elf could stomp Sauron back on their home continent?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if u just keep the ring on all the time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Nazgul will find you. And it corrupts you like Gollum and if you last long enough you eventually become a wraith yourself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It kinda sucks then. Just a situational tool for escaping or sneaking. If you're amoral I guess you could make a fortune as thief or assassin.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Elves without a strong source of magic to "refresh" them eventually diminish and fade, becoming basically wraiths themselves. Hence why most need to travel to Valinor eventually.
          And yes, Blizzard stole this idea for Blood Elves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe wrong but I thought the elves magic was connected to the magic of the world. And because magic was diminishing they themselves are losing their powers. And that's why they're leaving

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe wrong but I thought the elves magic was connected to the magic of the world. And because magic was diminishing they themselves are losing their powers. And that's why they're leaving

            Actually only certain Elves were permitted to sail to Valinor. The Noldor and their descendants and certain groups of Teleri. Silvan Elves and other elves that never left Middle Earth are doomed to be forestBlack folk forever.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no all the elves were leaving middle earth, iirc everyone was allowed to go back to valinor after morgoth was defeated except the sons of feanor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, BACK to Valinor. Only those who had seen the light of the trees and their descendants, but none of the Moriquendi were permitted to sail west.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                untrue, legolas goes to valinor despite being a sindariBlack person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Untrue it's just that they are more connected to middle earth so aren't leaving as quickly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                False. All Elves were allowed to go to Valinor. The only reason they didn't initially is because, on the journey to the coast, groups of Elves became enthralled by the sights of Middle-Earth, and decided to stay. That's where all the different types of Elves come from. The Noldor are the ones who weren't allowed to sail back after having arrived, and later, left Valinor in bloodshed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Son. Singular. Only one survived, which is hilarious, since Tolkien obviously forgot about him. The rest died, so reincarnated and are in Valinor. The only elf who is denied reincarnation is Feanor himself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                iirc doesnt he jump into a giant crack in the earth or something

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot? He was doomed to walk along the shores forever, thats not dementia thats poetry

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Silvan Elves and other elves that never left Middle Earth are doomed
              Where is this stated?
              Also the Noldor aren't permitted back into Valinor, they have to dwell in Tol Eressea, forever in sight of the undying lands.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bad guy creates ring
    >it controls people because...it just does okay?
    So what did they put inside it? Nanobots?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron put on a fair visage and called himself Annatar, the "Lord of Gifts". He befriended the Elf smiths of Eregion, including Celebrimbor (greatest of craftsmen, as he was descended from Fëanor), and counselled them in arts and magic. Not all the Elves trusted him, particularly Lady Galadriel, Elrond, and Gil-galad, High King of the Ñoldor.

      To the Elves who listened, Sauron gave knowledge and encouragement in forging the Rings of Power, while he forged the One Ring in secret, to rule the Elvish rings.

      However, as soon as Sauron put on the Ring the Elves sensed his treachery, and removed their rings and hid them. Enraged, Sauron came against them in open war and demanded that all Rings of Power be given to him. The Elves managed to hide the three greatest of the Rings from him, but the other sixteen Rings of Power were either captured by Sauron, destroyed, or lost. To the Dwarves he had given Seven, but to Men he had given Nine, knowing that they would be the easiest to corrupt. The Dwarf Lords who received the Rings proved to be very resistant to their power, and neither "faded" nor became enslaved to Sauron's will. The Rings, however, created in them an insatiable lust for gold, which ultimately caused a great deal of grief for the Dwarves.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that was before the pact of Numenor in Shandor. After the tribes of Dengaria broke the millennium old pact of Eru-Shinta. After that Bingo and Bango went on their crusade against BeeBo-BaBo which culminated in peepeepoopoo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The Dwarf Lords who received the Rings proved to be very resistant to their power,

        >Jews have a resistance to israelite tricks

        Who woulda thought

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like the rings are just so underwhelming, especially the 9 human rings. It just makes 9 kings become wraiths who can be fairly easily btfo by low ranking elves. They're a nice asset to have, but pretty miniscule. If instead, it made those 9 kings very powerful in some dark magic and corrupted their armies and populations to serve Sauron, I think the rings would be more respectable. Then Sauron would have that much more forces to wage war against elves and other men. Plus, they were the stronger version of men and would stomp the weak modern men.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because LotR has both high and low fantasy elements depending on where you look at.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If instead, it made those 9 kings very powerful in some dark magic and corrupted their armies and populations to serve Sauron, I think the rings would be more respectable.

          That's exactly what happened to the kings and leaders of men who got the Nine Rings, you dolt. How do you think Sauron managed to wrestle complete control of the Easterling and Southrons even after getting defeated by Ar-Pharazon and the Last Alliance after that? The captain of the Nazgul was called the Witch-King of Angmar, for frick sake.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ring makes you go wratho mode

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until they get a tv series?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way they won't be in the show surely?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See, this is the kind of shit that would have been interesting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They incarnated as Easterlings?

      Nah, kid.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lord of the Rings
    That's a nice story, but was there a bigger Chad than Earandil entirety of Arda's history?

    >starts as a gay ass mariner
    >sails to the undying lands
    >puts a Silmaril on his now flying boat
    >when the chips are down he returns to fight the greatest dragon that ever was, and slays his ass
    >can never return to Middle-earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but was there a bigger Chad than Earandil entirety of Arda's history?

      That one Gondorian soldier who stood his ground and piked an orc before getting swarmed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        never noticed, what a fricking legend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was my favourite scene from the third film, look how shit scary that orc is, imagine running into him down a dark alleyway. They way they brutally slaughtered each other. Makes both the hobbit and the shadow of war orcs look queer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thats because they used maori's as extras to play the orcs. they were all used to performing haka's and other wardances so they got to have fun playing as orcs and living out their fantasies of killing the white man in his big castle.
            i read they used to go stomping around getting drunk in the nearby towns while still in costume for laughs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The gondorian soldiers were so gay in the movies. In the books the ghosts only cauesd fear in Sauron's forces, Gondor and Rohan had to win the battle on their own merits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well he is the jesus figure

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hehe just some friendly horseplay with the small thirty year old men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but when I do that with 2 girls its called molestation and I have my life destroyed
      >#hobbitlivesmatter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I swear officer I thought she was a hobbit!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have to quote the goddamn book at youuneducated Philistine homosexuals AGAIN?

    >"I would ask one thing before we go," said Frodo, "a thing which I often meant to ask Gandalf in Rivendell. I am permitted to wear the One Ring: why cannot I see all the
    others and know the thoughts of those that wear them?"
    >"You have not tried," she said. "Only thrice have you set the Ring upon your finger since you knew what you possessed. Do not try! It
    would destroy you. Did not Gandalf tell you that the rings give power according to the measure of each possessor? Before you could use that
    power you would need to become far stronger, and to train your will to the domination of others. Yet even so, as Ring-bearer and as one that has borne it on finger and seen that which is hidden, your sight is grown keener. You have perceived my thought more clearly than many that are accounted wise. You saw the Eye of him that holds the Seven and the Nine. And did you not see and recognize the ring upon my
    finger? Did you see my ring?" she asked turning again to Sam.
    >"No, Lady," he answered. "To tell you the truth, I wondered what you were talking about. I saw a star through your fingers. But if you’ll pardon my speaking out, I think my master was
    right. I wish you’d take his Ring. You’d put things to rights. You’d stop them digging up the Gaffer and turning him adrift. You’d make some folk pay for their dirty work."
    >"I would," she said. "That is how it would begin. But it would not stop with that, alas! We will not speak more of it. Let us go!"

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    give the ring to frodo

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ring manifests you based on your power in the spirit realm.

    Humans and hobbits have no spirit power so with the ring they are invisible.

    Sauron the Chad is an angel god so with the ring he turns into gigachad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not exactly true. Legolas states that Aragon would become a terrible and powerful lord if he had the One Ring after he commands the ghosts of the oathbreakers to help him in the Pelargir. Men like Denethor or Boromir would also probably have immense power with the Ring.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >absolute evil's presence in the world is imperceptible

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the elf rape.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Sauron just make a backup ring lol

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"yeah nah frick off homosexual elf I'm keeping the ring so I can uhhhhhhhhhh turn myself invisible I guess"
    >ends up dying anyways
    what was the next step in Isildur's master plan, exactly?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was already mentally fricked by it.
      Think of it like this
      >Get given THE ONE HEROIN NEEDLE TO CONTROL THEM ALL
      >have a nice day up with the cleanest, best Heroin ever made
      >Ok bro, now you can throw it in the trash and get clean now :^)
      Except the magical Heroin is sentient and actively trying to prevent you from destroying it. Also, shooting up makes you invisible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, shooting up makes you invisible.
        To society

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, unfortunately I can still see them.

          Heroin is nothing compared to the ring though

          One makes you feel euphoria for abit

          The ring literally makes your wildest dreams and goals seem guaranteed if you just take the ring for yourself. Such an overwhelming influence it will and has even made the most moral and noble person become willing to commit murder of a friend they swore to protect. Its insane

          You're right, it's probably closer to magical amphetamines or coke.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would concede the ring is like heroin for a serious addict

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heroin is nothing compared to the ring though

        One makes you feel euphoria for abit

        The ring literally makes your wildest dreams and goals seem guaranteed if you just take the ring for yourself. Such an overwhelming influence it will and has even made the most moral and noble person become willing to commit murder of a friend they swore to protect. Its insane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isildur was right not to trust an elf. Especially if that elf is your great great etc. grandfather.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Be ancient Gigahuman who is more powerful than a hundred modern men
      >Have full plate armor, command large armies, surrounded by gigahuman bodyguards and capable warriors and advisors, possess the goddamn One Ring of Power
      >get btfo and killed by some jobber level 2 mobs that should have died if he sneezed their direction

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Isildur and his 200 frickboys were ambushed by thousands of Orcs several times in a row.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ring is cancer that affects everyone around it, so that probably didn't help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what was the next step in Isildur's master plan, exactly?
      Umm... Go back to Gondor and attempt to use the ring to defeat Sauron (plus anyone else who opposed him). Denethor wasn't exactly a pure moral soul so he probably wouldn't have any problem with his favourite son using the ring to increase his power and prestige even more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isildur, not Boromir, silly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's movie only, book Isildur was hanging onto the ring and still planning on how best to proceed with it when he got got

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they leave this part out of the movies?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Ring makes everyone invisible. There are no different powers. Isildur was invisible while he wore it and the Nazgul are also invisible under their clothes. You turn invisible because it pulls you into Sauron's shadow realm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda

      It pulls everyone into the shadow realm. But the more powerful can control this and remain in the physical world. Ie gandalf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gandalf doesn't need to control it. He's already in the spirit realm. He can always see the Nazgul, like Frodo did with the ring on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's what I meant. The more powerful beings are able to control their presence in the different realms so the rings effect doesn't work on them.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why didn't they just bring the ring to Valinor again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron was just about to be powerful enough to dominate and destroy all of Middle Earth without the ring. Same reason they can't just throw the ring into the ocean. He was going to win unless they destroyed it and vanquished him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But surely Manwe could just as easily have destroyed it, right? Or it could have been destroyed in Aule's forge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gods do they're best not to interfere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But he got BTFO again in minas tereth. That homie didn't win a single war

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't Sauron turn invisible when he wears it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of putting in all that work to look like this if no one can admire him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the Witch King mate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm asking specifics. Tolkien's world building is supposedly the best. Is there an extra line of code in the Ring's CPU that says not to turn invisible if the sauron flag is set to on?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the ring has no power over him, tom bombadil wears the ring without effect for the same reason. Sauron controls the ring not the other way around, not to mention hes a maia and thus already partially in the wraith realm.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comfy LOTR thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could watch LOTR with someone. Wasnt there a website that allowed multiple people to watch something together (illegally)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >comfy LOTR thread

        answer me c**t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it’s called pirate it and then use discord screen sharing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats not at all whats it called you obvious fricking newbie

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Men winning the wars on their own kind of ruined the plot.
    >Isengard is destroyed
    >The wildmen are defeated
    >Angmar is destroyed
    >The Witchking is dead
    >Sauronman is dead
    >Mordor and the corrupted men army get completely annihilated
    >but the hobbits totally saved guys haha thank the gods for destroying the ring!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Men winning the wars on their own kind of ruined the plot.
      I'm fairly confident the biggest battle that Men win on their own is the battle of Pelennor fields and it's explicitly stated that Sauron is going to come right back with an even bigger army that they can't defeat.
      At the black gate they had zero hope of winning. I think it was like 6000 men against literally 80000 orcs, as well as things like trolls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Witchking is dead
      He would be back eventually. He was tied to the ring
      >Sauronman is dead
      Yeah, well, he's just a discount Sauron
      >Mordor and the corrupted men army get completely annihilated
      It wasn't all his force. The point of the final battle at the Black Gates is that it's a completely doomed venture
      >but the hobbits totally saved guys haha thank the gods for destroying the ring!
      Yeah, they did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The point of the final battle at the Black Gates is that it's a completely doomed venture
        The point of the final battle at the Hot Gates is that it's a completely doomed venture
        Bravo Tolkien. Now explain your tax policy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aragon was saurons biggest threat. The only way to give frodo an opportunity was to give sauron an irresistible bait.

          It was meant to be a weak stand so sauron would definitely go for it. Banking on frodo succeeding before they lost

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spain is garbage.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats the thing about the ring, it whispers right into your fears and desires to get you fall into corruption and then you become the ring' slave.

    This is what is actually so terrifying about it

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf said that dragon fire could melt the ring but whatever ones were left wouldn't dare try to do so. Why do you think that is? They're greedy, they probably could be coaxed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonfire couldn't melt the One Ring. Gandalf even said that if Angalacon the Black, the most powerful dragon ever was still alive, even his fire couldn't destroy the One Ring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It also creates an interesting scenario that at least some can be reasoned with. Makes sense, since it's explicitly stated that dragons had enough willpower to throw off Morgoth's influence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >since it's explicitly stated that dragons had enough willpower to throw off Morgoth's influence.
        How? Hell, aren't they made of his influence?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They were beings corrupted by his powers yes, but Dragons also guard Melkor's prison doors.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but Dragons also guard Melkor's prison doors.
            I'm pretty that isn't true. All the Dragons fought for Melkor. They were of his design, to some degree, like the Orcs. I don't think it's ever said anywhere that dragons guard the Door of Night

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dragons are a strange thing, not entirely explained by Tolkien. Morgoth's creations were supposed to be lesser mockeries of Eru's, but dragons have no "good" version, since giant eagles ---> wyverns.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My personal theory is that Dragons were "built" by Morgoth but possessed by maia in his service.
            As for orcs here is my theory:
            > in all the gifts of his brethren, Morgoth had a part
            He created orc bodies out of slime and tortured elf corpses but used his part of Mandos' gift to forcefully reincarnate them into these wretched bodies, which explains why orcs can reproduce and somehow pass mutilation on to their descendants.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it could be argued that Tolkiens notes about Morgoth not being able to "create" life is just like how Aule could create dwarves that were basically just automatons until Eru blew the spark of life into them. So Morgoth wasnt necessarily bound to just taking Good thing A and turning it into bad thing B, he just had to power it with some lesser spirit or otherwise. Like Nazghuls or Dragons which were Balrog spirits given scales

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Like Nazghuls
              Did you mean Nazguls? If you did, those don't really fall into the same category

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they sort of do actually. Theyre twisted ruined beings that the evil lord put under his dominion

                Your touching on the truth

                Basically morgoths power wasn't enough to create life or anything else from nothing.

                He could however with his power level warp and change creations. And tbh not for bad exclusively but he went that way.

                With the dwarfs you are right that they weren't fully created until eru used his power to bring them to life. Eru was abit troubled by aule because he worried he was like morgoth. But later he saw aule wasn't this.

                well he could for sure create *beings* he just couldnt create true *life* which I take to mean beings with souls, since its Tolkien and his Catholicism we are talking about here. So I personally dont think its out of the question that Morgoth created things like Trolls out of Clay (in mockery of ents yeah yeah), and basically made them dumb animals that just fricked around, not really *alive* in the sense even though they evidently talked and moved. Catholics didnt start thinking animals had souls until the 90s. But Im aware that Tolkien also had a problem with Orchs being irredeemable and wholly evil creatures so hey, its all headcanon from any side

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they sort of do actually. Theyre twisted ruined beings that the evil lord put under his dominion
                Except they were humans before they were given their rings by Sauron. They still have Eru given souls and are nothing like a Balrog or Dragon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They still have Eru given souls
                >are nothing like a Balrog
                My brother in christ you do know that a Balrog/Valaraukar is most definitely a being of Eru since it is a maiar, and just like the Nazgul they were swayed by the forces of evil to serve them. I.e they were corrupted. I.e they follow the same path in life.
                Also Dragons are widely regarded as these Valaraukar spirits given scales and bred in the dungeons of Angband.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >My brother in christ you do know that a Balrog/Valaraukar is most definitely a being of Eru since it is a maiar
                You misunderstand. I said they're nothing like Balrogs, because they're not Maia, and nothing like Dragons, because they were humans with human souls, not created creatures of questionable origin

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Your touching on the truth

              Basically morgoths power wasn't enough to create life or anything else from nothing.

              He could however with his power level warp and change creations. And tbh not for bad exclusively but he went that way.

              With the dwarfs you are right that they weren't fully created until eru used his power to bring them to life. Eru was abit troubled by aule because he worried he was like morgoth. But later he saw aule wasn't this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >With the dwarfs you are right that they weren't fully created until eru used his power to bring them to life
                In fact, Aule realized they "are" because he thought he had to destroy them, so he lifted his hammer and witnessed them trembling in fear (realizing they were "true" now, and that Eru realized his wish).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name one dragon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Scatha the Worm.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You mean Scatha Wormtongue?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No you're thinking of Scatha Saurontongue, a corrupted Eagle who Gandalf exposed to his pack, hence them owing him a favor as of "The Hobbit".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Drogon (bravo, George)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He thought possibly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So would a dragon not become tempted by the one ring before destroying it?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never found out until recently that LOTR is a prequel to real life. Like Conan's Hyboria. The work that spawned every other fantasy genre was itself low fantasy and depicting the dying of magic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Red Book of Westmarch, yeah.
      Tolkien wanted Middle-Earth to be a Mythos for England the same way that Greece and Scandinavia get to have Mythos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's more complicated. Like many of his ideas, he would go back and forth between various versions. The final one, I believe, is that Arda was an alternative Earth, not "our" one. As he put it - at a different stage of imagination.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if Warwick Davis wore the ring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would make him a 6'5'' gigachad who can find the locations of anyone who mentions his name on Cinemaphile.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just fly planes in them?

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