Actually good question, what will happen if it actually turns out to be kino? I see several options:
>Cinemaphile going full contrarian mode, focusing on minor details like black people etc >Cinemaphile boardwars with gigantic threads getting maxxed out within minutes >(Impossible) actual praise from Cinemaphile
Almost the whole board claims it's going to be shit. So, if it's shit, they would just stop watching after first episode or first few episodes, right? That's what you do when the show is shit. If they are really going to hate it we will have very little threads about it. But you already know it won't be like that.
Cinemaphile will like it but they won't admit that. Because liking things is reddit. You need to "hate" every pozzed woke sjw globohomosexual shit. You "hate" it so much, you watch 50 hours of it and you spend all your free time constantly talking about it. L M A O.
if you keep watching the show it means you like it. Prove me wrong. It's not le guilty pleasure or le hatewatch or le watching it ironically. It means you like it. You may hate some elements but overall you like it. That's it. Just have the balls to admit that or stop watching the show if you really hate it.
wow you must really like this thread to be posting in it, you must agree with everything in here and think it's well made, or else you'd just ignore it and not read it if you really hate it
>wow you must really like this thread to be posting in it
yes i do >you must agree with everything in here
WAT >and think it's well made
yes, kind of. It's an interesting thread. >or else you'd just ignore it and not read it if you really hate it
but i don't hate it. I ignore a lot of threads on this board that i don't like tho.
This is true everyone that hates the Black folk will obsessively hatewatch it to keep that outrage dopamine flowing. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad at this point just Black folk.
>So, if it's shit, they would just stop watching after first episode or first few episodes, right? That's what you do when the show is shit.
I actually stopped watching Foundation. Not because it was too woke, but because it was just too shit to watch. Also a huge betrayal of the books. I already know that RoP is going to vastly contradict the books, but it might still have some redeeming elements. Probably not though.
I’ve seen enough from the teasers to know for a fact it’ll be shit. >the group of homie hobbits >homie elf and his probably forbidden romance with a white woman >Numenor only the focus seems to be on the yass queen >Galadriel will probably end up acting hysterical every time someone mentions Sauron
Didn't you watch Wheel of Time and Game of Thrones? They have dreadful TV writers for fantasy and even if they're adapting a novel or a series of books it's highly unlikely that it'll be anything other than total dogshit.
In the books she gives birth to Celebrian around SA300 but because they are basically throwing time out of the window idk
Maybe both Celebrian and Celeborn are just offscreen this season or maybe they will delay the whole relationship and stuff, no indication either way atm
2 years ago
Anonymous
Should she already be a mother at this point?
Yeah, what worries me isn't the diversity, it's the whole "time constriction" thing that Amazon is supposedly doing, with much shorter timespans between major events.
Which will be difficult to pull off, since you somehow have to fit Gil-Galad's realm blooming and its population massively swelling, and Elves don't reproduce that fast to do it in the span of a single human lifetime.
>the first orc was a willingly evil elf!!!
Weaksauce, if they want moronic fanfiction plots they should have just gone the Fey'ri route and have the evil elves frick balors
She looks 13 and 30 at the same time
Her face irks me
Several that Galadriel would have witnessed/experienced for herself >Destruction of the two trees >Feanors autism speech + Oath >Kinslaying at Alqualonde >Crossing of the Helcaraxë >War of Wrath
Multiple other 1st age battles between Helcaraxë and War of Wrath too that could be told through experiencing it via her brother Finrod, who she lived with in Nargothrond for a while. I mean they are definitely doing the Battle of Sudden Flame anyway which is a really top tier 1st aged battle
Shes not as bad as this guy though
What the frick were they thinking
Short haired elves are possible but you have to really lean into the elven aesthetic, these people are just in gold european armor and they're also fricking ugly
>good fit
You're either a pedo or a moron
Likely both >what's wrong
Take a look at the picture you posed
The high pitched voice dude with the weird face who works at Weta looks like a 3/10 nerd but this fricking guy looks botched
I also didn't have to see 3/10 nerd outside behind the scenes
2 years ago
Anonymous
>his fricking guy looks botched
Post jawline, lets see how you compare to him
2 years ago
Anonymous
>"lol post a pic of yourself on Cinemaphile"
Wrong board hun
As a certified homosexual, this guy is ugly as sin and I'm baffled as to your defense of him
And I have a pointy and slim jaw, enough that I was hounded by fujoshits in my high school years
Also >pedo
The actress is 33 mate, lol
She looks like a petulant little girl rather than a world-weary queen whose eyes subtly tell the horrors of Arda she has faced
This teaser gave me hope that they are going to do unhinged borderline schizo b***h Galadriel because Morf is absolutely kino with that kind of character
??? She's a fridge-bodied rat intentionally chosen because she's androgynous-looking and non-threatening to all the """"women""" who are gonna tune in.
>Amazon spends an incredible amount of money on marketing
They have spent barely anything yet compared to what they have planned lol. Will be one of the biggest marketing campaigns of all time, something like $250m and using everything Amazon has at it's disposal to advertise it.
Will start in full with San Diego Comicon next weekend
This, that babby Elrond has a face for radio and makes Hugo Weaving look like a 10/10. I'd give an exception for Galadriel, imo she's about as good as you could get for a young Cate Blanchett.
I can't properly describe it but the dialogue or the way they talk rather lacks any sort of... melody? They sounds like they're all moronic for whatever reason. The lotr used to have actors that could make the fantasy talk work.
there are stories about galadriel before the time of that show and about her after the time of that show but there is hardly anything about her that tolkien didnt contradict himself that is right in that time frame. so....
Galadriel's characters is kind of a mess, not her characterisation but what she actually gets up to, especially in the 2nd age
So im not really surprised they will just write her a completely new set of events, its not like Tolkien settled on one and Christopher couldn't work out what she actually got up to either.
>So im not really surprised they will just write her a completely new set of events, its not like Tolkien settled on one and Christopher couldn't work out what she actually got up to either.
Yeah. However they are writing her like hot female Gandalf, wandering around looking for evil. She should have Elrond's role and going to Moria to build ties with the Dwarves.
>She should have Elrond's role and going to Moria to build ties with the Dwarves.
I mean sure you can make that argument, she did get on well with dwarves.
Think they want her to have the more central role though so shes off to meet Elendil in Numenor which will probably plant the seeds for the inevitable last alliance, at least with their connection through Finrod it does make some sense though
You are even more annoying than the homosexual spamming /got/ threads back in the day about wanting to rape Bran's boypussy. That is quite an accomplishment.
How much do you people want to bet we'll have a "Soldier Boy" moment, and the more Feanor is being shown, the more popular he'll be, even though he's a massive butthole?
We all know it will be shit, but the real question is will it be worse than the Netflix Witcher.
I still think it may be better, I don't think they can do worse.
>show is about black people >called rings of power >the only reason Galadriel will succeed at anything because of all the Black Kings and Queens that will help her along the way >every other white men will be mentally inept and incapable of achieving anything without women or black people
This show is gonna SUCK
Elrond is actually pretty young though, possibly <1000 years old depending on when this is meant to start
Galadriel is several thousand year old but she's still in the youth phase of her life
ROP(e)'s timeline is a super condensed version of the books. The actual rings are made about the mid point of the 2nd Age, while Ar-Pharazon and Isildur and the Fall of Numenor is very much at the end of 2nd Age, about 1,500 years apart from each other. So who knows how old Elrond is supposed to be here. Gil-galad is supposed to be only few centuries older than Elrond, which is basically nothing to elves.
actually they should look like they are in their prime (so 21-22 or something like that),thats the point of the elves,they look so unnatural because they are old fricks in very young and fit bodies.
even in jackson movies they couldnt do this because younger actors dont have the same presence on screen.
It's just going to be boring. Probably not even bad enough to have fun hate-watching it like Halo or Picard (although even Picard I gave up on hate watching)
Like maybe they could have a part where they make a cooking show like that one anime show about cooking and they could like, try putting the ring in the perfect acidic formula that melts the ring, and then they can bake cookies.
she's so disgusting and unfit, genuinely ugly body and mediocre face. If this is the future of cinema then I'm glad it's dead. Just look at that flabby man-ass
>she's so disgusting and unfit, genuinely ugly body and mediocre face. If this is the future of cinema then I'm glad it's dead. Just look at that flabby man-ass
>masculine
Guaranteed that this is her riding out of some ceremonious bullcrap as some sort of Mulan tier "rebellion" scene after somebody (a man) tells her that she shouldn't go to war, where she then ends up dawning her full suit of armor + sword
She's riding with Elendil, I doubt old 'elf friend' is trying to tell her what to do. I wouldn't be surprised if he reveres her considering his families connection to her brother
I love how in Jacksons films you could tell the difference between elf and man at a glance. He made them look totally distinct and yet not alien. In this you can't tell at all, they look the same
>in Jacksons films you could tell the difference between elf and man at a glance
He did it to dumb down his action movies for the average popcorn munching American audience
2 years ago
Anonymous
stupid post
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's true, it's why the races all look near identical to one another. It's so your moronic uncle doesn't have to think too hard when staring at the screen because long hair = elf, beard = man, shorty with beard = dwarf, shorty no beard = hobbit
Yay me LOTR fan now too
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's true, it's why the races all look near identical to one another.
You're not posting very well, are feeling alright? Might be time for you to end shift.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kinky black hair and ashy elbows = three-fifthlings
2 years ago
Anonymous
Or it's possible he made them look different because they are actually different. The added bonus being that, yes, the audience knows immediately that they are different. Terrible, really, to think of your audience when making a film. I'm glad amazon haven't made that mistake.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Soon the minorities will become the majorities, chud. I'd say Amazon has considered their audience just fine.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm filled with joy that I got you to out yourself, troony. Back to your discord or wherever it is you creatures lay your eggs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'd say Amazon has considered their audience just fine.
Oh definitely, we can tell this from the overwhelmingly positive reaction to the trailers and other marketing. Its not like Amazon are having to delete thousands of comments outright calling them evil. The hype is real.
It's a combination of things both subtle and glaring that makes them feel so special. Elves in the films literally gleam with light when they appear and are awe inspiring to behold, Arwen, Elrond and especially Galadriel who is genuinely too much to even look at for most of the fellowship, too overwhelmed by her beauty and her power, and the actors faces, the editing, and focusing on her eyes as she scans all of them, the music being unlike anything else you hear in the trilogy etc. all adds up to give her that strangely terrifying appearance despite being a force for good.
Several that Galadriel would have witnessed/experienced for herself >Destruction of the two trees >Feanors autism speech + Oath >Kinslaying at Alqualonde >Crossing of the Helcaraxë >War of Wrath
Multiple other 1st age battles between Helcaraxë and War of Wrath too that could be told through experiencing it via her brother Finrod, who she lived with in Nargothrond for a while. I mean they are definitely doing the Battle of Sudden Flame anyway which is a really top tier 1st aged battle
Don't care really.
It could be the perfect story and ill shit on it and sabotage it because i hate Black folk and mary sue characters.
I'm really glad youtube tv and movie reviewers are shitting on it too for their grift and it affected the vast majority of opinions regarding this show because zoomers can't think for themselves and need someone to tell them what they like.
Can't wait for the 10/10 rotten potatoes ~~*professional*~~ reviews and other israelite owned platforms and everyone else shitting on it.
Frick Black folk.
Frick israelites
And frick trannies
>(acting) you havent seen the things ive seen >im sure its bad but we'll be okay >(acting more) you HAVENT seen the THINGS ive SEEN >okay but we'll-- >(even more acting) YOU *breath* HAVENT *dramatic breath* SEEN THE THINGS *pause* IVE *breath and pause* SEEN
fricking dumb talentless white women stronk storyline, yawn
>Great great great great great great great grandmother is African
I had no idea Aragorn was black. The one drop rule even after 2500 years still applies.
absolutely not
not a chance
No
nope
>What's going on in there?
nice
>Morgoth is ravaging Formenos, Jerry
GIEB
GALADRIEL
MAELK
PLS
>Will it be kino?
Actually good question, what will happen if it actually turns out to be kino? I see several options:
>Cinemaphile going full contrarian mode, focusing on minor details like black people etc
>Cinemaphile boardwars with gigantic threads getting maxxed out within minutes
>(Impossible) actual praise from Cinemaphile
>minor details
kys Black worshipper
Yep, exactly like that, thanks for providing an example
paying attention to "minor details" is why Tolkien was so successful you colossal moron
Almost the whole board claims it's going to be shit. So, if it's shit, they would just stop watching after first episode or first few episodes, right? That's what you do when the show is shit. If they are really going to hate it we will have very little threads about it. But you already know it won't be like that.
Cinemaphile will like it but they won't admit that. Because liking things is reddit. You need to "hate" every pozzed woke sjw globohomosexual shit. You "hate" it so much, you watch 50 hours of it and you spend all your free time constantly talking about it. L M A O.
you seem upset buddy
Cinemaphile will watch it, but the show will be bad.
moronic long bait.
if you keep watching the show it means you like it. Prove me wrong. It's not le guilty pleasure or le hatewatch or le watching it ironically. It means you like it. You may hate some elements but overall you like it. That's it. Just have the balls to admit that or stop watching the show if you really hate it.
wow you must really like this thread to be posting in it, you must agree with everything in here and think it's well made, or else you'd just ignore it and not read it if you really hate it
>wow you must really like this thread to be posting in it
yes i do
>you must agree with everything in here
WAT
>and think it's well made
yes, kind of. It's an interesting thread.
>or else you'd just ignore it and not read it if you really hate it
but i don't hate it. I ignore a lot of threads on this board that i don't like tho.
This is true everyone that hates the Black folk will obsessively hatewatch it to keep that outrage dopamine flowing. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad at this point just Black folk.
>So, if it's shit, they would just stop watching after first episode or first few episodes, right? That's what you do when the show is shit.
I actually stopped watching Foundation. Not because it was too woke, but because it was just too shit to watch. Also a huge betrayal of the books. I already know that RoP is going to vastly contradict the books, but it might still have some redeeming elements. Probably not though.
>I actually stopped watching Foundation. Not because it was too woke, but because it was just too shit to watch.
same here
Thing is, if they frick it up its unlikely we get a good show about Tolkiens world any time soon.
>minor details like black people
I’ve seen enough from the teasers to know for a fact it’ll be shit.
>the group of homie hobbits
>homie elf and his probably forbidden romance with a white woman
>Numenor only the focus seems to be on the yass queen
>Galadriel will probably end up acting hysterical every time someone mentions Sauron
>minor details like replacing all the aryans with nogs and insulting all white people
Kys kneeler scum
It won't be.
Didn't you watch Wheel of Time and Game of Thrones? They have dreadful TV writers for fantasy and even if they're adapting a novel or a series of books it's highly unlikely that it'll be anything other than total dogshit.
Not kino, pure unadulterated kino
If you're a deracinated American mongrel with Blacklatry as your state religion, yes
it will genocide the white race the moment it's out
no. blacks/jews are culture voids.
Dear Lord, no.
Did they really have to make Galadriel so hot? ffs
i'll watch it for her.
Coomer shills shall be castrated
Just let me post about my wife in peace pls
I prefer milf galadriel
Should she already be a mother at this point?
She had a daughter fairly early in the second age, who married Elrond, so yeah, she should have a daughter by now.
In the books she gives birth to Celebrian around SA300 but because they are basically throwing time out of the window idk
Maybe both Celebrian and Celeborn are just offscreen this season or maybe they will delay the whole relationship and stuff, no indication either way atm
Yeah, what worries me isn't the diversity, it's the whole "time constriction" thing that Amazon is supposedly doing, with much shorter timespans between major events.
Which will be difficult to pull off, since you somehow have to fit Gil-Galad's realm blooming and its population massively swelling, and Elves don't reproduce that fast to do it in the span of a single human lifetime.
>Should she already be a mother at this point?
They are compressing more than half of the Second Age into a few years (or decades?), but she should definitely be married to Celeborn.
>she should definitely be married to Celeborn.
Yeah.... about that....
sorry, I have to mock you and your fanfic character
How rude
How old is she in the second age? Like 3000?
~3,500 if we are starting at the very beginning of the 2nd age
Your wife is some ugly actress from some amazon product that hasn't been releasd yet?...
>the first orc was a willingly evil elf!!!
Weaksauce, if they want moronic fanfiction plots they should have just gone the Fey'ri route and have the evil elves frick balors
She looks 13 and 30 at the same time
Her face irks me
Shes not as bad as this guy though
What the frick were they thinking
Short haired elves are possible but you have to really lean into the elven aesthetic, these people are just in gold european armor and they're also fricking ugly
>She looks 13 and 30 at the same time
So good fit for Galadriel then, yeah?
>not as bad as this guy though
What's wrong with him?
>good fit
You're either a pedo or a moron
Likely both
>what's wrong
Take a look at the picture you posed
The high pitched voice dude with the weird face who works at Weta looks like a 3/10 nerd but this fricking guy looks botched
I also didn't have to see 3/10 nerd outside behind the scenes
>his fricking guy looks botched
Post jawline, lets see how you compare to him
>"lol post a pic of yourself on Cinemaphile"
Wrong board hun
As a certified homosexual, this guy is ugly as sin and I'm baffled as to your defense of him
And I have a pointy and slim jaw, enough that I was hounded by fujoshits in my high school years
She looks like a petulant little girl rather than a world-weary queen whose eyes subtly tell the horrors of Arda she has faced
Also
>pedo
The actress is 33 mate, lol
>husbant, you no pay debts now we homeress
Resting b***h face syndrome
>Resting b***h face syndrome
All the faces she pulls are very intentional
get back to tending your crops, woman
leave cinema to the beautiful people
This teaser gave me hope that they are going to do unhinged borderline schizo b***h Galadriel because Morf is absolutely kino with that kind of character
??? She's a fridge-bodied rat intentionally chosen because she's androgynous-looking and non-threatening to all the """"women""" who are gonna tune in.
the literal definition of mid. this is the hottest girl at a LARP event
I'm not even going to watch it and LOTR is my fav movie
see you in every rings of power thread, bro
Halbrand is Sauron
1% chance of being good, 99% chance of being absolute shit.
>have never made anything good in their lives
SURELY IT WILL BE THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!
>have never made anything good in their lives
wtf you talking about? The producers are two of the most experienced men in the tv/movie industry
What have they made?
They have 2 producers who basically run the show
Christopher Newman - everything in terms of the practical side of the production
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0628040/
Ron Ames - everything VFX related
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0024741/
I've seen the sequels. Why do I want to watch the prequels? YouTube highlights is where it's at for me.
Good morning, sir!
Shan't be watching.
>Shan't be watching.
tell me about Shan't
what he does and why?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAN'T
>Shan't
why do you talk like this, pseud?
no shill, it won't be.
This is like Rosemary's Baby, I want it to tank for obvious reasons but I want it to do well for Morfo's sake
she looks like she's covered in cheeto dust
Sorry not Rosemary's Baby, Sophie's Choice
Amazon spends an incredible amount of money on marketing, notice what they're doing and stop engaging.
>Amazon spends an incredible amount of money on marketing
They have spent barely anything yet compared to what they have planned lol. Will be one of the biggest marketing campaigns of all time, something like $250m and using everything Amazon has at it's disposal to advertise it.
Will start in full with San Diego Comicon next weekend
all the actors are ugly as frick
This, that babby Elrond has a face for radio and makes Hugo Weaving look like a 10/10. I'd give an exception for Galadriel, imo she's about as good as you could get for a young Cate Blanchett.
>YOU HAVE NOT SEEN WHAT I HAVE SEEN
Sauron goatse?
>elrond mansplaining galadriel
>tells her it's time to put down the sword and become a housewife
>galadriel not ready to settle down yet
To be honest, the wall is powerless against Eldar women, especially if we are talking about a welsh eldar. So she have plenty of time
Based Morf
trashy b***h
I can't properly describe it but the dialogue or the way they talk rather lacks any sort of... melody? They sounds like they're all moronic for whatever reason. The lotr used to have actors that could make the fantasy talk work.
They are both far better actors than the Americans Jackson hired
no they aren't they all talk like that black guy in wheel of time.
yeah it doesn't hit right
I thought Bezos was some huge bookworm? Why would he be okay with this?
there are stories about galadriel before the time of that show and about her after the time of that show but there is hardly anything about her that tolkien didnt contradict himself that is right in that time frame. so....
Galadriel's characters is kind of a mess, not her characterisation but what she actually gets up to, especially in the 2nd age
So im not really surprised they will just write her a completely new set of events, its not like Tolkien settled on one and Christopher couldn't work out what she actually got up to either.
>So im not really surprised they will just write her a completely new set of events, its not like Tolkien settled on one and Christopher couldn't work out what she actually got up to either.
Yeah. However they are writing her like hot female Gandalf, wandering around looking for evil. She should have Elrond's role and going to Moria to build ties with the Dwarves.
>She should have Elrond's role and going to Moria to build ties with the Dwarves.
I mean sure you can make that argument, she did get on well with dwarves.
Think they want her to have the more central role though so shes off to meet Elendil in Numenor which will probably plant the seeds for the inevitable last alliance, at least with their connection through Finrod it does make some sense though
>OP posts an image sans schwartze
that's how we know you're a shill.
>will it be good?
it will be black.
Since we get first age flashbacks, will we see Fingolfin succumbing to a fit of the famous Noldor autism rage like his brother?
Doubt it, bit too disconnected from the main story.
Feanor looks likely though
why is he holding the hammer between his pinky and ring finger
Anon, nobody witnessed that duel, at least none of the good guys. And Morgoth is gone, so there's no one to have a flashback.
What about an eagle flashback?
Almost too pretty
You are even more annoying than the homosexual spamming /got/ threads back in the day about wanting to rape Bran's boypussy. That is quite an accomplishment.
>He thinks there is just one anon on Cinemaphile morfposts
Just how much of a tourist are you?
>/got/ redditor
Checks out
do you spam your ugly waifu for attention or because youre autistic
I've been on this board since 2009. You haven't been on this website before 2016. We are not the same.
straight from r/silmarillionmemes
How much do you people want to bet we'll have a "Soldier Boy" moment, and the more Feanor is being shown, the more popular he'll be, even though he's a massive butthole?
>pulling out their swords one by one
>no light from the torches
It's gonna be some dull meeting without Feanor baby raging isn't it
Lmao the oath of feanor that took place before the first age:
>the oath of feanor that took place before the first age
ok?
We all know it will be shit, but the real question is will it be worse than the Netflix Witcher.
I still think it may be better, I don't think they can do worse.
>show is about black people
>called rings of power
>the only reason Galadriel will succeed at anything because of all the Black Kings and Queens that will help her along the way
>every other white men will be mentally inept and incapable of achieving anything without women or black people
This show is gonna SUCK
I can't get over the fact they make them look like children when they're fricking thousands of years old at this point
Elrond is actually pretty young though, possibly <1000 years old depending on when this is meant to start
Galadriel is several thousand year old but she's still in the youth phase of her life
Galadriel should be a MILF at this point
Well yes, technically but im not sure that means she needs to look like one
ROP(e)'s timeline is a super condensed version of the books. The actual rings are made about the mid point of the 2nd Age, while Ar-Pharazon and Isildur and the Fall of Numenor is very much at the end of 2nd Age, about 1,500 years apart from each other. So who knows how old Elrond is supposed to be here. Gil-galad is supposed to be only few centuries older than Elrond, which is basically nothing to elves.
actually they should look like they are in their prime (so 21-22 or something like that),thats the point of the elves,they look so unnatural because they are old fricks in very young and fit bodies.
even in jackson movies they couldnt do this because younger actors dont have the same presence on screen.
It's just going to be boring. Probably not even bad enough to have fun hate-watching it like Halo or Picard (although even Picard I gave up on hate watching)
Hopefully it doesn't take the Game of Thrones "look I'm standing on a beach in rubber armor" thing too far
what about a sideshow series on tv where are you the one ring - a mystery anime docuseries
im thinking like blair witch project style kind of of course
Like maybe they could have a part where they make a cooking show like that one anime show about cooking and they could like, try putting the ring in the perfect acidic formula that melts the ring, and then they can bake cookies.
Im not really sure what this scene is tbh, kind of wondering if they will include her in the Dagor Bragollach. Maybe searching for her brothers
Don't care what you homosexuals think, the trailer looks kino especially with the shots of the oath of faenor and (potentially) the war of wrath.
Except for the Harfoots. They still look like shit
Yes it was a good teaser, actual proper trailer will be end of next week as they are doing a massive Comiccon event in San Deigo
>Redditor, return!
WE WUZ RINGZ N SHIET
200% shit
100% they ripped this off
Maybe, their Galadriel does seem a bit like a anime character that fights like she's in a Dark Souls game
Kinda cool though
King Durin 3rd
Can't be worse than the Hobbit trilogy I hope.
>m'lady please...
me on the bottom
wtf? dropped
god im so lonely
she's so disgusting and unfit, genuinely ugly body and mediocre face. If this is the future of cinema then I'm glad it's dead. Just look at that flabby man-ass
>she's so disgusting and unfit, genuinely ugly body and mediocre face. If this is the future of cinema then I'm glad it's dead. Just look at that flabby man-ass
>It looks good
Cinemaphile wrong again.
>Cinemaphile wrong again.
When has Cinemaphile ever been wrong.
She is literally the only reason I'm going to watch this show.
>American take on something European
No.
Hobbits aren't black, not watching
>How do we make Galadriel a badass independant and powerful woman?
>Let's make her masculine!
Do the israelite writers not see how ironic this is?
>masculine
>masculine
Guaranteed that this is her riding out of some ceremonious bullcrap as some sort of Mulan tier "rebellion" scene after somebody (a man) tells her that she shouldn't go to war, where she then ends up dawning her full suit of armor + sword
She's riding with Elendil, I doubt old 'elf friend' is trying to tell her what to do. I wouldn't be surprised if he reveres her considering his families connection to her brother
I love how in Jacksons films you could tell the difference between elf and man at a glance. He made them look totally distinct and yet not alien. In this you can't tell at all, they look the same
>in Jacksons films you could tell the difference between elf and man at a glance
He did it to dumb down his action movies for the average popcorn munching American audience
stupid post
It's true, it's why the races all look near identical to one another. It's so your moronic uncle doesn't have to think too hard when staring at the screen because long hair = elf, beard = man, shorty with beard = dwarf, shorty no beard = hobbit
Yay me LOTR fan now too
>It's true, it's why the races all look near identical to one another.
You're not posting very well, are feeling alright? Might be time for you to end shift.
Kinky black hair and ashy elbows = three-fifthlings
Or it's possible he made them look different because they are actually different. The added bonus being that, yes, the audience knows immediately that they are different. Terrible, really, to think of your audience when making a film. I'm glad amazon haven't made that mistake.
Soon the minorities will become the majorities, chud. I'd say Amazon has considered their audience just fine.
I'm filled with joy that I got you to out yourself, troony. Back to your discord or wherever it is you creatures lay your eggs.
>I'd say Amazon has considered their audience just fine.
Oh definitely, we can tell this from the overwhelmingly positive reaction to the trailers and other marketing. Its not like Amazon are having to delete thousands of comments outright calling them evil. The hype is real.
this, Jakson elves have that elegant magical feeling
Amazon elves look like any random human
It's a combination of things both subtle and glaring that makes them feel so special. Elves in the films literally gleam with light when they appear and are awe inspiring to behold, Arwen, Elrond and especially Galadriel who is genuinely too much to even look at for most of the fellowship, too overwhelmed by her beauty and her power, and the actors faces, the editing, and focusing on her eyes as she scans all of them, the music being unlike anything else you hear in the trilogy etc. all adds up to give her that strangely terrifying appearance despite being a force for good.
Is that a computer horse? Looks pretty good.
It's obviously a real horse anon
yeah well but it is in tolkiens works... she was a rough girl
>Let's make her masculine!
her mother named her Nerwen ,"man-maiden," according to Tolkien.
What is the coolest major event a seven-thousand-year-old Galadriel could give us as a flashback? From her being there or giving some history to it.
Gil-galad vs balrog
Several that Galadriel would have witnessed/experienced for herself
>Destruction of the two trees
>Feanors autism speech + Oath
>Kinslaying at Alqualonde
>Crossing of the Helcaraxë
>War of Wrath
Multiple other 1st age battles between Helcaraxë and War of Wrath too that could be told through experiencing it via her brother Finrod, who she lived with in Nargothrond for a while. I mean they are definitely doing the Battle of Sudden Flame anyway which is a really top tier 1st aged battle
Nope
Maybe they're just doing the short haired elves as a way to show half elves?
The new teaser was actually looks great, so I guess it has a chance
here have .1c on your amazon credit card
Why do they keep hiring the same trailer editing team for every single movie trailer?
Don't care really.
It could be the perfect story and ill shit on it and sabotage it because i hate Black folk and mary sue characters.
I'm really glad youtube tv and movie reviewers are shitting on it too for their grift and it affected the vast majority of opinions regarding this show because zoomers can't think for themselves and need someone to tell them what they like.
Can't wait for the 10/10 rotten potatoes ~~*professional*~~ reviews and other israelite owned platforms and everyone else shitting on it.
Frick Black folk.
Frick israelites
And frick trannies
I literally have no idea what transgender people have to do with the Rings of Power
Just for good measure kek
Hollywood now has a quota to fill with every production
-add Black folk
-add other minorities
-add gays or trannies
liking a show with black people means you're a troony
I havent followed this show, at all. But I just watched the trailer, and the literal first person to speak is a Black person.
uhhhh....
Blizzard cinematics are getting good with faces
>(acting) you havent seen the things ive seen
>im sure its bad but we'll be okay
>(acting more) you HAVENT seen the THINGS ive SEEN
>okay but we'll--
>(even more acting) YOU *breath* HAVENT *dramatic breath* SEEN THE THINGS *pause* IVE *breath and pause* SEEN
fricking dumb talentless white women stronk storyline, yawn
oh boy galadriel is getting gaslighted and mansplained in middle earth, theres a lesson to be learned here
Gil-galad literally sends her home because she's acting too irrational
No, Elrond is just looking to bang her daughter. Really is that simple
>Great great great great great great great grandmother is African
I had no idea Aragorn was black. The one drop rule even after 2500 years still applies.
I'm split on the new teaser.
Looks a lot more LOTR like but its also amazon so chances of it being shit are very high.
>The past is dead
Why are so many modern corpo things so obsessed with this message?
In this case, probably plagiarizing The Last Jedi. However, the sentiment that the past is dead is going to be proven wrong by the story.
because they need to rewrite history for their future to succeed
>we've always had Black folk and homosexuals everywhere
history is one of the pillars that ties peoples together, history culture blood and religion, must all be eroded
this is kinda ironic in this case because LOTR is a masturbational fantasy about hierarchical societies.
This makes me wonder, how would one organize a hierarchy based on masturbation?
Galadriel you're a loose cannon, I've got Gil-galad breathing down my neck!
Hand over your sword....and your other sword
>And now the Second Age begins
>Nooo nowitenz.
stop spamming you shill
the Teleri deserved everything
Nope