>The Roxxon age of comics begins May 2024.

>The Roxxon age of comics begins May 2024. Get an exclusive look at the upcoming adventures of ‘The Roxxin’ Thor.’

>https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1749930015939068337

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is Ewing just going to do an event were he writes all the issues and tie-ins again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least that way he has no worry that someone like Cates will shit all over his work

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ewing is doing a fine job at shitting it up without Cates to do it for him.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it Ewing, Land?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if Land is drawing the Roxxon issues it might be Ewing making a comment about Marvel hiring artists that hit deadlines rather than have any artistic message

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nostalgiabait brought to you by Roxxon

        [...]
        I think this is the case since the majority of Land's major projects recently was on Symbiote Spider-Man which were nostalgiabait books

        If Land does the Roxxon Thor issues and someone else is doing Mighty Thor that's actually hilarious

        If Land was deliberately chosen to emphasize this being a satire on modern capeshit and pale imitations, do you think he's 100% aware of it or is completely clueless he was chosen in a "I want this to look awful" sort of way?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if Land is drawing the Roxxon issues it might be Ewing making a comment about Marvel hiring artists that hit deadlines rather than have any artistic message

      Ewing and Land worked together on Mighty Avengers for a bit. He turned Land's whitewashed Spectrum design into commentary on beauty standards for black women's hair. If anyone can make this good it'll be Ewing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the cope is already beginning

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Read a comic, gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MOTHERFRICKER WHHHYYYY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know I was thinking about Land the other day, wondering what he's up to these days and still getting work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's still getting work unfortunately, we just haven't been noticing him because he was confined to more skippable books like Symbiote Spider-Man and All-Out Avengers/Avengers Beyond
        The biggest work he had since was either the Marvel/Fortnite: Nexus War comic prolouge or the Timeless one-shots

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this would have been perfect during Axis for an inverted Thor
    I just hope this isn't typical Marvel character assassination and Roxxon Thor is Eric Masterson.
    How long has in been since Thor was in his original costume anyways, at least before civil war 1 right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thors has been in the original costume since the start of Immortal Thor(at Alex Ross's suggestion)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always treat Ross covers as pretty pin ups and not an indicator of what is actually going on in a book

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that is fair to do but he seems to have been part of the pitching process for this book going by comments made by Ewing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          His Immortal Hulk covers were always related to the book's content, it also happened with his Amazing Spider-Man covers in the last stretch of Slott's run, his Iron Man covers, and his current FF covers

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Greg Land

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricking Dario is going to rewrite history for profit
    Not again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, Xemnu was the best art of IH, so I'm down for more.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >local minotaur rich guy buys out Thor, makes it corpo-friendly and brings back status quos
    also
    >Land
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Land
    Monkey Paw.gif

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Land

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dario Agger is a Greek entrepreneur, industrialist, media proprietor, and investor. He is best known as the CEO, and president of the multi-national energy company Roxxon Energy. He secretly sold his soul to be a literal Minotaur.

    So...is that it, the guy is just a furry?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he just a joke about Bullish markets

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Roxxon age of comics
        If this doesn't lead to more spin-offs outside of Roxxon Thor then you can't call it an age

        He's a joke on bull terms in businesses since he's the evil businessman

        So what is his arch enemy a big bear woman that is a communist? Or she the big bear woman his furry wife?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He has no archenemies
          We do have a Russian bear guy but he's not a communist, he just serves the Russian government

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Roxxon age of comics
      If this doesn't lead to more spin-offs outside of Roxxon Thor then you can't call it an age

      He's a joke on bull terms in businesses since he's the evil businessman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't this furry guy just hired that other furry guy Sauron to turn him into a dinosaur.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because he wants to turn into a minotaur

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Minotaurs have huge wieners

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          his was probably acid burned off during immortal hulk considering his face is missing 90% percent of it's skin and muscle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal minotaur
      Marvel's way of saying he sold it to Baal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Confusing shit.

      Christian Bale was rumored to play Agger (since Agger is basically a Patrick Bateman type) and they ended up having him play Gorr instead, because TPTB at Sony are teasing doing King In Black and Gorr's directly connected to Knull.

      [...]
      Until Immortal Hulk, Agger hid his minotaur form from just about everyone at his company. The character is basically Thor's version of Lex Luthor: an irredeemably corrupt businessman who made a deal to be the avatar of the Minotaur when his parents got killed by a bunch of pirates (who Agger ultimately tracked down and inflicted a fate worse than death revenge upon them) and who's big thing is that, like Lex, he has money and power of the checkbook and corporate America to royally frick over Thor at his leisure.

      He stopped hiding his powers after War of the Realms, where he openly aligned himself with various bad guys to conquer the planet and Aaron, not wanting to see his villain stu job, had him defeated off-panel and get away with it by claiming he was framed by deep fake video from Black Panther. Afterwards however, since everyone knew he could turn into a Minotaur by that point, he stopped going back to his human form full time and was minotaur full time instead; until he got half-eaten by Xemu when he sicced him upon Hulk.

      So Thor current "arch enemy" is just this

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what exactly is Dario Agger's plan here? How would making comics where Thor is a pro-Roxxon shill hurt Thor in any way? Nobody reads comics, if Dario really wants to hurt Thor's reputation he should be funding blockbuster Thor movies where he fights eco-terrorists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remember Dark Reign?
      Dario’s taking the the only smart thing Norman Osborn ever did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with Loki there and with Ewing writing it'll probably be your standard metafictional "god is affected by the public's perception of them" story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dario gets movie made of "Thor" fighting eco-terrorists
      >decide to make main villain a "mirror" of their "Thor" because superhero movies do it
      >they unknowingly make the main eco-terrorist villain a copy of Ultimate Thor from Millar era Ultimates

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, bros, why does the right side seems more fun than the left?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nostalgiabait brought to you by Roxxon

      if Land is drawing the Roxxon issues it might be Ewing making a comment about Marvel hiring artists that hit deadlines rather than have any artistic message

      I think this is the case since the majority of Land's major projects recently was on Symbiote Spider-Man which were nostalgiabait books

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ewing gonna bring back Heimdall? He was the one who killed him off in the first place.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Greg Land

    what did we do to deserve this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People bought his comics.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually really like that design for Roxxon Thor.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder who the Roxxon Thor is

    Ragnarok? Donald Blake? Someone else?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blake has a different role now in Thor's life so I don't think it's him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no "Roxxon Thor", he is just a comic book character, although he might be brought to life with story magic mumbo jumbo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So, basically Aaron's Squadron Supreme?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ackshually the classic lee/kirby takes on these characters are the sanitized corpo versions, our tumblr freakshit reskins are the REAL Thor and company!
    holy shit the gaslighting is out of control

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Except that "real" Thor is the Lee/Kirby version, while corpo Thor is the tumblr freakshit. Your argument doesn't work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The classic Loki and Valk are clearly on the Roxxon side.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >From the pages of IMMORTAL THOR - the ROXXON AGE OF COMIXX BEGINS! In his secret identity as A.I. spokesguru CHAD HAMMER, the son of Odin knows Mama Gaea is a TOP PRIORITY for heroes AND for business! But when a group of insane environmental activists take "saving the Earth" TOO FAR, it's time to show them the wisdom on BOTH sides - AS THOR! But WHICH God of Evil is prompting the kids to rebel? Could it be...LOKI, GOD OF EVIL??? Featuring an all-star cast of heroes! MINOTAUR! EXECUTIONER! ENCHANTRESS! And the THOR-TRUCK! This is the story of THE ROXXIN' THOR... and it's a VITAL part of the "ABSOLUTE ABSOLUTION" MEGA-EVENT!
    >https://www.marvel.com/comics/issue/115104/roxxon_presents_thor_2024_1

    Here we go again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, Ewing owning to the chuds!! Go get them tiger!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so Valkryie and Heimdall on the roxxon side are Enchantress and the Executior then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so we are getting Al Ewing writing like he did for Zombo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never read Zombo. Is it good?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, but it switches tones from being rather Grim and somewhat serious to completely silly and over the top especially in the second Volume. it certainly Ewing at his most Zany and irreverent as this was back when he was mostly working for 2000AD and hadn't gotten his break at Marvel yet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll storytime a story Ewing did for FCBD that is a zombo one this is the kind of tone I expect from the Roxxon issue

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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the end

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dark!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Land does the Roxxon Thor issues and someone else is doing Mighty Thor that's actually hilarious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's time to show them the wisdom on BOTH sides
      okay, that got a chuckle out of me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno what everyone is b***hing about, this is hilarious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What b***hing?
        /co/mrades get the joke
        It's not even subtle what Ewing is trying to do
        Personally, I'm looking forward to the "ads"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If this was a MAX book, would he have been called Chad Thunderwiener instead?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a VITAL part of the "ABSOLUTE ABSOLUTION" MEGA-EVENT!
      Is this going to be an actual event or will it be a gag like that issue of U.S.Avengers?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's an in-universe comic
        It's a parody

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >And the THOR-TRUCK!
      I may be interested in this

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Presumably, I wonder who "Chad Hammer" Thor and Loki, God of Evil are then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if he's Ragnarok?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's been several years since I looked and paid attention to Thor comics, why are there two Lokis in the image? Are there two different Lokis these days?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE
    CORPORATIONS
    BAD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      correct

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        useful idiot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the guy sucking off corporations? Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >classic asgard is evil
    >woke asgard is good
    This is gay as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Izit really though? Aren't the classic Thor and Sift designs on the hero side opposite Roxxon Thor?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    141861216

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      >classic asgard is evil
      >woke asgard is good
      This is gay as frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kys

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Missed opportunity but ROXXON Thor should be a ginger

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the angle/plan here for Minotaur?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he wants as much money and control in the shortest possible timeframe he can no matter the cost to the environment and others

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean is Enchantress creating an alt world? Doppelgangers?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          would assume Doppelgangers of some kind

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          would assume Doppelgangers of some kind

          Could be that Roxxon is publishing a story about Chad Hammer and that intersects with Loki God of Stories and it becomes real

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the odds there's gonna be a jab at Taika?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      slim i expect more jabs towards Ewing himself and maybe Editorial than any MCU stuff

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh lord imagine if they do a variant cover joke where someone highlights Bradshaw's variant compared to Land's interiors in-universe

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Land

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Roxxon age
    The what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      big oil company they use to represent BP, etc.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Old Loki superior.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literal MED BVLL brings back VGH TRADITIONAL CAPES and PUSHES BACK AGAINST LIBERALS
    >so now the Super-Tolerant Space Nords will have to beat him up and teach him to bring in more Somalis
    Epic! I stood up and I CLAPPED! BRAVO EWING!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I get you're shitposting but
      >2024
      Aw frick, I pray he never gets MCU'd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weren't there some rumors a while back about Affleck being courted for Agger? I doubt it'll be a thing moving forward due to Thor 5 allegedly delving more into the God stuff, but if they do a Herc movie/series/whatever, Agger and Ares are basically lock-ins. Which tbh I hope never happens. DYEL israeli manlet Herc in the TransSanFran Olympus battling Literally-Crony-Capitalism-Man is absolutely horrendous. And you just know if they do Ares that Phobos will be some mutt. Just leave it alone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Confusing shit.

          Christian Bale was rumored to play Agger (since Agger is basically a Patrick Bateman type) and they ended up having him play Gorr instead, because TPTB at Sony are teasing doing King In Black and Gorr's directly connected to Knull.

          How does a Minotaur conduct business meetings like have a round table with the chairs of the board? Seems kind of silly

          Until Immortal Hulk, Agger hid his minotaur form from just about everyone at his company. The character is basically Thor's version of Lex Luthor: an irredeemably corrupt businessman who made a deal to be the avatar of the Minotaur when his parents got killed by a bunch of pirates (who Agger ultimately tracked down and inflicted a fate worse than death revenge upon them) and who's big thing is that, like Lex, he has money and power of the checkbook and corporate America to royally frick over Thor at his leisure.

          He stopped hiding his powers after War of the Realms, where he openly aligned himself with various bad guys to conquer the planet and Aaron, not wanting to see his villain stu job, had him defeated off-panel and get away with it by claiming he was framed by deep fake video from Black Panther. Afterwards however, since everyone knew he could turn into a Minotaur by that point, he stopped going back to his human form full time and was minotaur full time instead; until he got half-eaten by Xemu when he sicced him upon Hulk.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    interesting to see that Dario is still all fricked up from what Xemnu did to him back in Immortal Hulk

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thor
    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a filthy Marvel casual here but is this some kind of meta joke where Roxxon has a fake Thor because Greg Land’s art is traced?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's al ewing, there is no joking here, maybe except that he's self-proclaimed troony

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So wild theories on who Roxxon Thor is? Obviously if it’s Eric Masterson or Donald Blake that’s kinda lame. Whatever happened to Ultimate Thor as in the guy of that Earth who really wasn’t Thor but was a Hydra or Pegasus or Shield (same diff) creation? Would be crazy if Ewing brought him back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ragnarok?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It has to be Masterson since he's the only classic Thor supporting cast member who's not come back yet and he has a huge fan following, even though Brevoort DESPISES him for the sin of being more popular than Jane and OG Thor combined.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What really? Thunderstruck did mad numbers in the 90’s? I have no problem with Masterson really since sometimes I think about some 2000’s Thor story and it’s actually Masterson I’m thinking of. I think anyone could be more popular than Jane really. I’ve only ever thought she was ok only from that What If story. Even in classic Thor stories she’s more insufferable than Karen Page. I’m pretty sure Beta Ray Billy is most popular Thor character other than Loki anyways.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Brevoort just really has a hateboner for DeFalco

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does a Minotaur conduct business meetings like have a round table with the chairs of the board? Seems kind of silly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you telling the giant frick off minotaur that he can't run a mega corporation?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man I thought Wonder Woman had these stupid storylines? This feels like a WW plot just subtract Wondy with Thor, Circe for Loki/Enchantress and Minotaur with Maxwell Lord?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody b***hing about Land when Ewing is just as much of a shitty hack. Wonder how he'll rip off Morrison/British Invasion writers this time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess when it comes to Land his art can hurt your eyes but with Ewing writing can’t be that offensive, usually?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s weird with those series Secret Invasion and Echo they reminded me of Greg Land and how much of a hack he was then. And now here we are.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the actual Valkyrie is in this, then I’ll give it a read.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably Enchantress

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Roxxon shit in immortal Hulk sucked out all the comic's momentum and it never fully recovered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I am literally immune to propaganda because I am trans
      That shit was insane.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Roxxon obsessed with Thor? Those guys are a corrupt Energy company so their enemies should the Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America not a flying Viking

    And no giving their CEO a furry out of the closet arc where he show off his fursona to everybody is not a valid excuse.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ewing is super overrated

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thor clone
    CLOR

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Roxxon Age going to affect other Marvel's Comics? I'm quite worried what this could mean for Spider-Man if it is.

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