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The Sandman
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How do I achieve this mode /misc/?
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A stead diet of thick, stringy loads donated by an endless procession of random strangers in bus station and subway toilets.
This is true. Semen is highly nutritious, zero fat and all the protein and enzymes one needs to survive months without food.
The adam friedland diet
HIV and Crack
Stop eating
Cocaine for a month, no eating
Natty.
convert to judaism and start on a diet of foreskins
Starve yourself
Looks like a mix of Ezra Miller and Robert Pattinson.
He really does.
>ywn lock a virgin white twink inside a cage on your basement
>tfw been lifting for over a year and I look like him
bros
Eat more pizza and you won't be a skeleton anymore
>this was him 3 years ago
how many infusions of white babies blood and mewing sessions did it take
all cg
mmm fruity
are all the LGBT relationships in the comic or is this netflix doing because they've ramped the gayness up to 1000% even for netflix and that's saying something
The comics were pretty gay for their time, they also had a trans plot I remember that was actually kind of touching and well done. But no, netflix has taken that baseline level of gayness found in the comics and increased it 1000x fold
There were LGBT relationships. There's a trans character though that dies because the Moon doesn't accept her as a woman. I'm curious how Netflix is going to handle that or if they're going to skip it entirely. I really doubt they have the guts to make the cosmic level entities be transphobes.
>an old moon goddess created by human belief
>cosmic level
That picture alone makes we want to not watch the show - Dream is not just some guy. He's way beyond mortal creatures. He should always be framed as a mysterious force, something supernatural, not just "some guy who looks a bit goth".
What do you want them to do? In the comics he was some goth guy, that's the whole point of the The Endless. Personifying them
You want every shot of him to be cgi or something?
>human irises
DROPPED
nah quite a few shots have the white irises, at least in the first episode that's all I've seen
Theres like one shot in that episode where they do it right, after that its all attempts to lazily create it with an on-set light, and fail miserably. Why they couldn't add it in post is beyond me.
That and the 24/7 diner being unforgivably less dark than the original got this dropped pretty quick.
Goddamn why couldn't have been HBO that got the rights instead of BET-flix
>Theres like one shot in that episode where they do it right
You mean the first time they do it?
They also did it during Sandman's visit to old Alex when he's in the chair. That's about the last time.
They should have just admitted the truth and cast Neil Gaiman as Dream since The Sandman was basically his self-insert omnipotent MC theological fanfic.
Why do all netflix shows bomb except moron shit and stranger things
Asians love moronshit (since they actually cast good looking people according to Asian standards) and western pedos love stranger things
Why are white people so lazy?
Not sure if I can make it through this series given the laughable anti-white subtlety throughout.
>subtlety
Does it get to the bit with the giant sea monster? from the chapter that was just people in a bar telling a story or something
Why am I able to tell in a split second that this man is gay? There's no visual indicators of it but I just KNOW.
You broke your gaydar by looking into a mirror too much, fag.
Nice gaslighting fags.
Because Hollyweird has be showing gays everywhere 24/7 for the last 10 years so you are used to watch them know and recognize them.
The gaydar worked between fags because it was a lot more discrete at that time, regular people wouldn't see a gay displaying his power level in public like we see today.
you think any handsome man is gay because you're secretly gay
>both replies immediately on the defensive
Really activates the almonds.
you're also delusional
show's a complete bait-and-switch. started off with a normal interesting-looking british-themed surreal fantasy, ended up with literally every antagonist being white, all black people being the epitome of goodness, massive underrepresantation of any other ethnicities, and literally all romance scenes being either gay or interracial. I wouldn't mind if it was so PAINFULLY obvious they're pushing this shit down our throats. also, were the vortexes actually stronger than Morpheus, or is this another one of those wokeist-extremism message bullshits, where black kids are the closest to god or whatever?
Yeah, I'm coming to that conclusion as well. I've other things I need to do in life than watch this.
On top of that it's just boring to look at. soulless CGI comic adaption #24264. Filmmaker/showrunners are literally incapable of making something that looks unique like pic related today. All of the CGI makes it look plastic and flat.
Crow was so cool
What happened to the exorcist girl?
What about the every 100 year dude?
???? Incoherent mess.
Literally everybody is gay or a niggress or both.
The sheer amount of black women holy fuck it was once after the other after the other...
I really enjoyed it as a fucking boomer that loved sandman when i was younger and have read just about everything Gaiman has put out but...
The sheer unfathomable amount of black women.
Fruit diet
Light cardio
Red bull
Smokes
Go the model diet route
Also u will attract ALOT of BBC so watch out ur asshole or cebome chud 24/7 for service of blacks.
How do you get protein and fats if all you eat is fruit? You would lose a lot of weight but you'd probably be fucking up your body in a different way
When you hear the name 'Lucien' do you think of someone more like the left or right?
lu/SH/en reminds me of
tay/SH/awn
na/SH/eed
/SH/amone etc
left
Interesting. And when you hear that this Lucien character has the title of head / chief librarian overseeing a library containing every book in existence, would you still stick with left?
When i hear of a librarian with a black sounding name, I can' t help but think of Geoffrey Butler screaming "CANNONS TO THE LEFT OF ME!!"
That is not how you pronounce Lucien. It's Lu-see-en
There's no -sh- involved
But it is in this adaptation they went out of their way to make sure its pronounced Lusheen to separate her more from the comic book counterpart.
Also did they genderbent both Constantine and Lucifer to try and remove themselves a bit further from those awful DC shows? (ok constantine had a couple good episodes).
Constantine and Lucichad are women?
No thanks.
wronfg
>theres no T aound in Matthew, its a th sound
>oh yeah well i heard someone say Matt before and that has a T sound
Retard
Disgusting looking cgi sets. Why do people tolerate these ps3 cutscene backgrounds? A matte painting would be better.
If they insist on raceswapping, why not Greeks, Romanian or Tibetian? Why do prominent raceswapped characters are all morons?
You know why. Its american culture
Cue the moron pasta
Burgers are obsessed with their nigs.
A shame that they influence culture around the world, but luckily that will change.
At least they gave her glasses and pointy ears!
Why do Blacks always have these tiny round ears?
>read the comics and books as a kid
>always loved Neil Gaiman's shit
>watch the show before browsing /misc/
>really like it
I fucking love not having /misc/ tell me what to think of things
>ordered pizza for my wife and her ebony bf before booting up netflix**
woops forgot that part of my night
>paying for american media
>post-2012
lol
lmao
oh thats the only part of my post that was wrong my bad
It nice to not have culture war brain damage.
by sneedposting very very hard
just got to episode 3
why the FUCK is this raven fucking talking, and why the FUCK does he sound like such a fucking gay holy shit i was about to make a thread to complain when i saw this one, so i figured i would post it here
please dear god tell me the raven fucks off, and quickly, too
bro you're in the "good" part of the show right now just wait till you get to the bad part
he sounds like a sniveling retard holy shit it actually is making me seethe so fucking hard why is he such a gay i just met him and i already hate him so much
not to mention all the racemixing, but that's an entirely separate issue
I only just finished ep 1, he gets another raven? What the fuck bros the raven he had didn't deserve that
that one was good because it didn't fucking talk
just wait until you get to ep 3
it'll hit you like a fucking freight train. it's actually genuinely ridiculous how awful and out of place that fucking thing's voice is
I dont know if I want to watch any more. I honestly didn't mind episode 1 because it was so self contained just about Dream's incarceration. I don't want to see all my beloved characters be african american and or homosexual and or trans
I don't blame you. I'm on episode 8 and it's getting more and more cringe.
Every relationship is also interracial and every "bad guy" type is a white man. I'm going to power through the next two episodes but it's sure getting worse. Can't wait to see Destruction cast a fat trans asian man.
>I'm on episode 8 and it's getting more and more cringe.
last 3 episodes are borderline unwatchable. Its like someone else did them. For me, it peaked with immortal friend and after that i pretend nothing has happened
Honest question, why would you watch something like this and inflate garden gnomeflix numbers if you don't actually enjoy it?
i won't even pirate it tbh.
Matthew's worst arc is when he's telling Dream during the oldest game that dreams don't fucking die. It was so apocryphal to the comics where Dream was in control the entire time. I know they did it just for shitty drama and it was the worst 30 seconds of the entire show.
I like the show overall but the “duel” between dream and Lucifer was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on tv, it was so fucking stupid and nonsensical
If they had kept it between Choronzon and Dream like they had done in the comics it would have been amazing. It was a bit goofier in the comics, I'll give it that, but at least it wasn't cringe. I swear the only reason they didn't do that is because Gwendolyn wanted more screen time. She ruined the Oldest Game and most of the Hell arc in general. She doesn't have Lucifer's presence at all.
Doll's House was the worst arc of the comics imo, and they didn't even do Doll's House right anyways. Better arcs are coming down the pipeline.
He is voiced by a psychopath
The ep1 raven is the best character on the show
rip lil bro
I think the show is great but the amount of gender/race swapping is unreal. Like levels never I thought Netflix was capable of.
eat less move more
You guys realize Neil Gaiman had full creative control of the series right?
So everyone complaining about the race swapping and gender swapping, it's basically canon now. Lmao.
>Mogs his own series
do you really think he can just say "no, i don't want to have my series culturally enriched" without getting cancelled?
Gaiman is a massive SJW
he most likely suggested it himself
Have you observed how arrogant and authorial he has acted for, what, twenty years between interviews and speeches? A major red flag on its own is his relationship with Amanda Palmer. Gaiman is yet another celebrity who advocates the cancellation of others. Inevitable to any work created prior to the present century, adaptations formed for our generation are, more often than not, going to operate by just these managerial quotas of inclusivity and political correctness. He isn't being coerced to depend upon having his series "culturally enriched" when he has actively sought out such a schema so that it aligns from his renewed ideal of the work.
He's been casually dunking brain poisoned losers on twitter for weeks at this point
>He's been casually dunking brain poisoned losers on twitter for weeks at this point
like your getting dunked on right now?
Neil to Netflix: okay well desire is and has always been androgynous, but can we try and keep some of the characters true to my original art work?
Netflix: YOU RACIST BIGOT! How dare you suggest we take your own story and utilize artwork original to the series the show is based off of!!!
Yes that is clearly what happened and not you being a complete schizo mate
It is, how do I know? Well anon I've been Netflix this entire time!
I ain't your mate, just fully aware of the woke society we live in and having to be force fed "the message."
They buck broke him with Death casting after that it was smooth sailing
If Da Vinci was revived and put clown make up and a wig on Monalisa would you applaud it too you cuck?
up until episode 5 it's ok but after that it begins rapidly declining into pure dogshit
Should've made him the main villain of the season with the vortex stuff on S2
Why the fuck is Dee so normal looking? Isn't his background roughly the same as the comics and the Ruby should rot his mind and body with its use
They didn't have enough content from the first book to stretch it that far. And they already stretched out a lot of shit as they did.
Johanna Constantine is a real character you dummies. She replaced John and has the worst episode in the entire show by far because of how great John's episode was in the comics.
His comic appearance is not conducive to a television adaptation.
did Thewlis at least have anything to do in the series? only reason i might've considered watching
he's the best part of the show but he's not in it for long
give your nation to Africans, only then can you truly starve
there are so many black women what the fuck
came to tv to say this, and the homos, and the bestiality
what was interesting to me is that the African Africans who don't have American style gnomish slave master admixture from the importation days are what I expect African people to look like. Ugly to me but I get why they would be attractive to other beasts. But the mixed beasts are all super ugly people. Anyways, the whole show is off-putting with an obviously unnatural race mixing homosexual world.
The worst part of the show to me though is how they inserted African beasts into the past like they were ubiquitous before 1970 stretching back a thousand years. I know it's part of the agenda to change history in people's minds, as if blacks had always lived among us.
>they inserted African beasts into the past like they were ubiquitous before 1970
I like how they were in a bar in 1389 and the black woman asks for a drink, and the bar tender says, "right away love" or something cheery.
And all I kept thinking of was how back then she would have been called a Moor and kicked outside into the horse shit.
They're kind of undoing the idea that blacks were oppressed too. Why do they keep crying about racism when, apparently, blacks were commonplace all over the world and welcomed by everyone enough that they had high positions all through society
>trying to examine their process of pushing American blacks into 14th century european villages where everyone there treats it totally mundane logically
It won't do you any good
The idea is now the great replacement genocide of Europeans is a foregone conclusion so now their propaganda is about creating a digital history that will suit the replacements feelings about occupying a civilization that they would never be able to build
Yeah, they’re memoryholing racism and how the blacks would have been beaten up and mutilated for even looking at an Englishman.
What I always find incredible, is that with any woke show adaption or not, they ALWAYS make the main character white and attractive. It happens every single fucking time. They make the guy / girl on the poster accurate and raceswap and trannify everything else.
Despite their common arguments about how "these things dont matter! its still true to the character chud", interestingly, when it comes to the main character that will get people to watch the show in the first place, it suddenly does matter.
Frankly I think they're lucky that the demands they make to sprinkle in a few minor race replacements or ineffectual figures of historical drama only spans the ambience of its greater story/depiction having been made in our current times. By their own principles, there ought to be no line between including a few black elves in the background of a scene and replacing Galadriel with a black transgender woman in a wheelchair since the integrity for such changes being certified in the first place, black actors replacing prominently white characters etc., already resides in the rubble of their deconstruction. I would hazard my guess being that the changes will be gradual from the ground up.
While Death is support character and a team mom she is arguably more popular than Dream. So her casting is absolutely awful.
gonna fucking murder this raven holy shit
wish matthew were the one who caught the buckshot to the back
Some of the ADR sounds so fucking weird to me it's almost like it was done by entirely different actors. I wonder if anyone else noticed this
this is genuinely so awful
should i just go read the comics? i saw in a previous thread that Death is a cute goth mommy gf, which seems leagues ahead of where this trainwreck is headed
You're asking us if the source material is better than the Netflix live action adaption?........yes, it is.
Okay, thats enough of this show for me I can see where this is going
Jenna's good and also the most accurate live action Constantine adaption to date, lol
Who else has done it besides John Wick (who is superior by the way)
Don't remember the actor but there was a brief disney/marvel Hellraiser series.
There was an NBC show that got cancelled after one season and DC tv capeshit used him too
it's actually kind of incredible how cheap and shitty all those dc tv shows are
God that shit looks so embarrassing look at his fucking coat it's $17.99 Amazon tier it's a real question not rhetorical when I ask how does anyone watch that stuff?
Constantine is the kind of guy to buy his clothes at Walmart, though.
(Ps fuck Amazon)
Problem is it looks brand new.
Ok yeah, I see what you mean.
Couldn’t get anyone to live in it awhile? Even slightly soil the thing..?
Oof production.
There's an entire profession in production whose entire career is making clothes look realistically distressed. Apparently they did not wish to pay that particular LA union lesbian
I can see that for movies, but this is an ongoing TV show where he's a regular. Just don't wash it.
>Constantine is the kind of guy to buy his clothes at Walmart, though.
No he's not... He's the kind of guy who buys a proper suit, tie and coat when he's got the money and is in a positive mood where he decides it's time to dress properly again, but then it decays as he keeps wearing his one good suit and coat through all the late nights of work and partying and sleeping in it etc. With how clean that shirt and tie looks he should also be shaved and be wearing the tie properly because he's in a fancy period of his life where he cares about drycleaning his clothes, not a grunge period where he's throwing on a dirty shirt and foregoing the tie.
Constantine was way better on Legends than he was in his own show
>who is superior by the way)
Lol no he was just playing his Devil's Advocate character
please watch until the raven
i want to to feel my pain
i need you to see it, to hear it
Episode 3 right? I'll try anon but I'm cringing hard at "Johanna Constantine" I'm surprised they didn't change it to Constintina
yeah, it's like midway through. she'll point him out pretty soon
it's baaad
They don't have rights to John Constantine so this change would had happen even if they weren't woke.
I just finished episode 3, yeah Matthew is voiced terribly. really annoying cartoon network tier voice
Wew, no, fuck them.
Yeah it's cringe, but I have a strong feeling this was a mandate from WB. Weren't they planning that J.J. Abrams Constantine show when this was being made?
I didn't realise who the raven was voiced by but it now makes so much sense why he was annoying.
That goofy looking small-mouthed nepo baby somehow slept with Maya Hawke
The amazon audible version is 10000000000x better
Or just fucking read the comic
No
You don’t even have to pay, it’s easy to find online.
10000000000x better than some Amazon shit.
And there is part two also both kino
charles dance plays the same character in this and he's surprisingly way better than he is in the show, i don't know how that happened
That’s because the audible version is kino and the Netflix vs is woke filth
ear kino https://youtu.be/_0oWv2_-_gQ?t=22
What's with all the gay moron shit? Honestly there are parts of the show I like, but Jesus fucking Christ. Also they wrote off that crazy bong man too soon.
Also, the diner episode could have been 10/10 if they made it at least 3 times more edgy and the ending less deus ex machina.
im unironically losing my mind over here at this stupid fucking raven i hate him so much holy fuck i can't even put it into words
it gets a lot worse than the raven anon
muh dreams don't fucking die
but god how i wish the raven would
Honestly that whole scene felt like some cringe child argument fight anyhow. Matthew man literally couldn't make that scene worse for me.
I would pay $5 for someone to redub all Patton Oswalt's voice with their own voice, even if it was just a normal voice that you would hear on the street
In fact even if they just muted Patton Oswalt and put subtitles on screen
$5
I always hate when I'm trying to enjoy some random nerd thing and somehow Patton Oswalt shows the fuck up in it. It happens a lot more often than one would think. He's like a fart cloud that won't fucking clear.
>A fucking TWO Patton Oswalds in Agents of Shield
>guest in RLM
He really does huh
>Patton Oswalt's
And you are financing Netflix by watching this?
Are all of you retarded?
of course not
>first episode dream says gregory used to be a nightmare (and obviously isn't any more)
>tells the nightmare black woman at the end she has to be a nightmare
huh?
Mister sandman
Have sex with me
Please take away, my vir-gin-ity
Is this show actually watchable? It's a netflix original, so I assumed it was utter garbage and didn't bother with it, but people on here seem to be talking about it, so is it one of the few exceptions? I can tolerate up to 2 race swapped black people.
there's like one straight relationship, a billion black women and a billion lesbians
watch the first 5 episodes then stop if you're desperate
First half is watchable, second half is just random dumb shit.
Only if you are a huge fan of comics ie leftist retard, but even they are slightly baffled by all raceswaps and homo being dialed up to eleven
I don't know anything about the comics, I'm a fan of Tim Burton esque weird fantasy settings and this looked kind of like it would scratch that itch, but I guess I'll skip it if it's that bad.
Not really, no.
It’s badly written.
Special effects might save it for you.
But then there’s all the obnoxious race swapped characters.
around the middle of episode 6 this series becomes garbage
Willing to give it a try but reeks of gayry and agenda.
Any anon watched this?
Yes. Read the graphic novels decades ago as well, so I, might be biased. Pros:
>Sturridge is great
>Thewlis is fantastic
>Good visuals
>ep 6 is a banger
Cons:
>Massive amounts of gayry I never could have envisioned. Apparently 90% of humanity is gay
>morons everywhere
>last 4 episodes are meh, but so were the same issues in the novels
I'd say you can watch the first episode, and if you tolerate it watch until ep 6 and skip the rest
Yes, it’s both, but the episodes are mercifully brief.
Try one, there’s a strange quantity of midwife who think it’s good, could do with some more actual people who know why and how it’s bad.
Watching this show now. This shit is netflix propaganda on steroids. Every character is gay or black.
Anon, you've got it all wrong. Some of them are gay AND black!
The guy has a weird shaped head