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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A stead diet of thick, stringy loads donated by an endless procession of random strangers in bus station and subway toilets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. Semen is highly nutritious, zero fat and all the protein and enzymes one needs to survive months without food.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The adam friedland diet

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HIV and Crack

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine for a month, no eating

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Natty.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    convert to judaism and start on a diet of foreskins

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starve yourself

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a mix of Ezra Miller and Robert Pattinson.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He really does.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn lock a virgin white twink inside a cage on your basement

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw been lifting for over a year and I look like him
    bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eat more pizza and you won't be a skeleton anymore

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this was him 3 years ago
    how many infusions of white babies blood and mewing sessions did it take

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all cg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mmm fruity

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are all the LGBT relationships in the comic or is this netflix doing because they've ramped the gayness up to 1000% even for netflix and that's saying something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The comics were pretty gay for their time, they also had a trans plot I remember that was actually kind of touching and well done. But no, netflix has taken that baseline level of gayness found in the comics and increased it 1000x fold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There were LGBT relationships. There's a trans character though that dies because the Moon doesn't accept her as a woman. I'm curious how Netflix is going to handle that or if they're going to skip it entirely. I really doubt they have the guts to make the cosmic level entities be transphobes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >an old moon goddess created by human belief
        >cosmic level

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That picture alone makes we want to not watch the show - Dream is not just some guy. He's way beyond mortal creatures. He should always be framed as a mysterious force, something supernatural, not just "some guy who looks a bit goth".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you want them to do? In the comics he was some goth guy, that's the whole point of the The Endless. Personifying them
      You want every shot of him to be cgi or something?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >human irises
    DROPPED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah quite a few shots have the white irises, at least in the first episode that's all I've seen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Theres like one shot in that episode where they do it right, after that its all attempts to lazily create it with an on-set light, and fail miserably. Why they couldn't add it in post is beyond me.

        That and the 24/7 diner being unforgivably less dark than the original got this dropped pretty quick.

        Goddamn why couldn't have been HBO that got the rights instead of BET-flix

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Theres like one shot in that episode where they do it right
          You mean the first time they do it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They also did it during Sandman's visit to old Alex when he's in the chair. That's about the last time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should have just admitted the truth and cast Neil Gaiman as Dream since The Sandman was basically his self-insert omnipotent MC theological fanfic.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all netflix shows bomb except asiatic shit and stranger things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asians love asiaticshit (since they actually cast good looking people according to Asian standards) and western pedos love stranger things

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are white people so lazy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if I can make it through this series given the laughable anti-white subtlety throughout.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >subtlety

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does it get to the bit with the giant sea monster? from the chapter that was just people in a bar telling a story or something

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I able to tell in a split second that this man is gay? There's no visual indicators of it but I just KNOW.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You broke your gaydar by looking into a mirror too much, gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you think any handsome man is gay because you're secretly gay

        Nice gaslighting gays.

        Why am I able to tell in a split second that this man is gay? There's no visual indicators of it but I just KNOW.

        Because Hollyweird has be showing gays everywhere 24/7 for the last 10 years so you are used to watch them know and recognize them.
        The gaydar worked between gays because it was a lot more discrete at that time, regular people wouldn't see a homosexual displaying his power level in public like we see today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you think any handsome man is gay because you're secretly gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You broke your gaydar by looking into a mirror too much, gay.

        >both replies immediately on the defensive
        Really activates the almonds.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're also delusional

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    show's a complete bait-and-switch. started off with a normal interesting-looking british-themed surreal fantasy, ended up with literally every antagonist being white, all black people being the epitome of goodness, massive underrepresantation of any other ethnicities, and literally all romance scenes being either gay or interracial. I wouldn't mind if it was so PAINFULLY obvious they're pushing this shit down our throats. also, were the vortexes actually stronger than Morpheus, or is this another one of those wokeist-extremism message bullshits, where black kids are the closest to god or whatever?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I'm coming to that conclusion as well. I've other things I need to do in life than watch this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On top of that it's just boring to look at. soulless CGI comic adaption #24264. Filmmaker/showrunners are literally incapable of making something that looks unique like pic related today. All of the CGI makes it look plastic and flat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Crow was so cool

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the exorcist girl?
    What about the every 100 year dude?
    ???? Incoherent mess.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally everybody is gay or a niggress or both.
    The sheer amount of black women holy frick it was once after the other after the other...
    I really enjoyed it as a fricking boomer that loved sandman when i was younger and have read just about everything Gaiman has put out but...
    The sheer unfathomable amount of black women.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fruit diet
    Light cardio
    Red bull
    Smokes

    Go the model diet route
    Also u will attract ALOT of BBC so watch out ur butthole or cebome troony 24/7 for service of blacks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get protein and fats if all you eat is fruit? You would lose a lot of weight but you'd probably be fricking up your body in a different way

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When you hear the name 'Lucien' do you think of someone more like the left or right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lu/SH/en reminds me of
      tay/SH/awn
      na/SH/eed
      /SH/amone etc

      left

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. And when you hear that this Lucien character has the title of head / chief librarian overseeing a library containing every book in existence, would you still stick with left?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When i hear of a librarian with a black sounding name, I can' t help but think of Geoffrey Butler screaming "CANNONS TO THE LEFT OF ME!!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is not how you pronounce Lucien. It's Lu-see-en
        There's no -sh- involved

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But it is in this adaptation they went out of their way to make sure its pronounced Lusheen to separate her more from the comic book counterpart.

          Also did they genderbent both Constantine and Lucifer to try and remove themselves a bit further from those awful DC shows? (ok constantine had a couple good episodes).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Constantine and Lucichad are women?
            No thanks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wronfg

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But it is in this adaptation they went out of their way to make sure its pronounced Lusheen to separate her more from the comic book counterpart.

            Also did they genderbent both Constantine and Lucifer to try and remove themselves a bit further from those awful DC shows? (ok constantine had a couple good episodes).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >theres no T aound in Matthew, its a th sound
            >oh yeah well i heard someone say Matt before and that has a T sound
            moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting looking cgi sets. Why do people tolerate these ps3 cutscene backgrounds? A matte painting would be better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they insist on raceswapping, why not Greeks, Romanian or Tibetian? Why do prominent raceswapped characters are all Black folk?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know why. Its american culture
        Cue the Black person pasta

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Burgers are obsessed with their nigs.
        A shame that they influence culture around the world, but luckily that will change.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least they gave her glasses and pointy ears!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Blacks always have these tiny round ears?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >read the comics and books as a kid
    >always loved Neil Gaiman's shit
    >watch the show before browsing Cinemaphile
    >really like it
    I fricking love not having Cinemaphile tell me what to think of things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ordered pizza for my wife and her ebony bf before booting up netflix**
      woops forgot that part of my night

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >paying for american media
        >post-2012
        lol
        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh thats the only part of my post that was wrong my bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It nice to not have culture war brain damage.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    by sneedposting very very hard

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just got to episode 3
    why the FRICK is this raven fricking talking, and why the FRICK does he sound like such a fricking homosexual holy shit i was about to make a thread to complain when i saw this one, so i figured i would post it here
    please dear god tell me the raven fricks off, and quickly, too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro you're in the "good" part of the show right now just wait till you get to the bad part

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he sounds like a sniveling moron holy shit it actually is making me seethe so fricking hard why is he such a homosexual i just met him and i already hate him so much
        not to mention all the racemixing, but that's an entirely separate issue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only just finished ep 1, he gets another raven? What the frick bros the raven he had didn't deserve that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ep1 raven is the best character on the show
        rip lil homie

        that one was good because it didn't fricking talk
        just wait until you get to ep 3
        it'll hit you like a fricking freight train. it's actually genuinely ridiculous how awful and out of place that fricking thing's voice is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know if I want to watch any more. I honestly didn't mind episode 1 because it was so self contained just about Dream's incarceration. I don't want to see all my beloved characters be African American and or homosexual and or trans

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't blame you. I'm on episode 8 and it's getting more and more cringe.

            Every relationship is also interracial and every "bad guy" type is a white man. I'm going to power through the next two episodes but it's sure getting worse. Can't wait to see Destruction cast a fat trans asian man.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm on episode 8 and it's getting more and more cringe.
              last 3 episodes are borderline unwatchable. Its like someone else did them. For me, it peaked with immortal friend and after that i pretend nothing has happened

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Honest question, why would you watch something like this and inflate israeliteflix numbers if you don't actually enjoy it?
              i won't even pirate it tbh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew's worst arc is when he's telling Dream during the oldest game that dreams don't fricking die. It was so apocryphal to the comics where Dream was in control the entire time. I know they did it just for shitty drama and it was the worst 30 seconds of the entire show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the show overall but the “duel” between dream and Lucifer was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on tv, it was so fricking stupid and nonsensical

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If they had kept it between Choronzon and Dream like they had done in the comics it would have been amazing. It was a bit goofier in the comics, I'll give it that, but at least it wasn't cringe. I swear the only reason they didn't do that is because Gwendolyn wanted more screen time. She ruined the Oldest Game and most of the Hell arc in general. She doesn't have Lucifer's presence at all.

          I don't blame you. I'm on episode 8 and it's getting more and more cringe.

          Every relationship is also interracial and every "bad guy" type is a white man. I'm going to power through the next two episodes but it's sure getting worse. Can't wait to see Destruction cast a fat trans asian man.

          Doll's House was the worst arc of the comics imo, and they didn't even do Doll's House right anyways. Better arcs are coming down the pipeline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is voiced by a psychopath

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ep1 raven is the best character on the show
    rip lil homie

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the show is great but the amount of gender/race swapping is unreal. Like levels never I thought Netflix was capable of.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    eat less move more

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys realize Neil Gaiman had full creative control of the series right?

    So everyone complaining about the race swapping and gender swapping, it's basically canon now. Lmao.

    >Mogs his own series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you really think he can just say "no, i don't want to have my series culturally enriched" without getting cancelled?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gaiman is a massive SJW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he most likely suggested it himself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you observed how arrogant and authorial he has acted for, what, twenty years between interviews and speeches? A major red flag on its own is his relationship with Amanda Palmer. Gaiman is yet another celebrity who advocates the cancellation of others. Inevitable to any work created prior to the present century, adaptations formed for our generation are, more often than not, going to operate by just these managerial quotas of inclusivity and political correctness. He isn't being coerced to depend upon having his series "culturally enriched" when he has actively sought out such a schema so that it aligns from his renewed ideal of the work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's been casually dunking brain poisoned losers on twitter for weeks at this point

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He's been casually dunking brain poisoned losers on twitter for weeks at this point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          like your getting dunked on right now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neil to Netflix: okay well desire is and has always been androgynous, but can we try and keep some of the characters true to my original art work?
      Netflix: YOU RACIST BIGOT! How dare you suggest we take your own story and utilize artwork original to the series the show is based off of!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes that is clearly what happened and not you being a complete schizo mate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is, how do I know? Well anon I've been Netflix this entire time!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I ain't your mate, just fully aware of the woke society we live in and having to be force fed "the message."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They buck broke him with Death casting after that it was smooth sailing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Da Vinci was revived and put clown make up and a wig on Monalisa would you applaud it too you cuck?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    up until episode 5 it's ok but after that it begins rapidly declining into pure dogshit

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should've made him the main villain of the season with the vortex stuff on S2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is Dee so normal looking? Isn't his background roughly the same as the comics and the Ruby should rot his mind and body with its use

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't have enough content from the first book to stretch it that far. And they already stretched out a lot of shit as they did.

      Okay, thats enough of this show for me I can see where this is going

      Episode 3 right? I'll try anon but I'm cringing hard at "Johanna Constantine" I'm surprised they didn't change it to Constintina

      yeah, it's like midway through. she'll point him out pretty soon
      it's baaad

      Johanna Constantine is a real character you dummies. She replaced John and has the worst episode in the entire show by far because of how great John's episode was in the comics.

      Why the frick is Dee so normal looking? Isn't his background roughly the same as the comics and the Ruby should rot his mind and body with its use

      His comic appearance is not conducive to a television adaptation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did Thewlis at least have anything to do in the series? only reason i might've considered watching

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's the best part of the show but he's not in it for long

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    give your nation to Africans, only then can you truly starve

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there are so many black women what the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      came to tv to say this, and the homos, and the bestiality

      what was interesting to me is that the African Africans who don't have American style israeli slave master admixture from the importation days are what I expect African people to look like. Ugly to me but I get why they would be attractive to other beasts. But the mixed beasts are all super ugly people. Anyways, the whole show is off-putting with an obviously unnatural race mixing homosexual world.

      The worst part of the show to me though is how they inserted African beasts into the past like they were ubiquitous before 1970 stretching back a thousand years. I know it's part of the agenda to change history in people's minds, as if blacks had always lived among us.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they inserted African beasts into the past like they were ubiquitous before 1970

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like how they were in a bar in 1389 and the black woman asks for a drink, and the bar tender says, "right away love" or something cheery.

        And all I kept thinking of was how back then she would have been called a Moor and kicked outside into the horse shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're kind of undoing the idea that blacks were oppressed too. Why do they keep crying about racism when, apparently, blacks were commonplace all over the world and welcomed by everyone enough that they had high positions all through society

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >trying to examine their process of pushing American blacks into 14th century european villages where everyone there treats it totally mundane logically
            It won't do you any good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The idea is now the great replacement genocide of Europeans is a foregone conclusion so now their propaganda is about creating a digital history that will suit the replacements feelings about occupying a civilization that they would never be able to build

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they’re memoryholing racism and how the blacks would have been beaten up and mutilated for even looking at an Englishman.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What I always find incredible, is that with any woke show adaption or not, they ALWAYS make the main character white and attractive. It happens every single fricking time. They make the guy / girl on the poster accurate and raceswap and trannify everything else.
    Despite their common arguments about how "these things dont matter! its still true to the character chud", interestingly, when it comes to the main character that will get people to watch the show in the first place, it suddenly does matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly I think they're lucky that the demands they make to sprinkle in a few minor race replacements or ineffectual figures of historical drama only spans the ambience of its greater story/depiction having been made in our current times. By their own principles, there ought to be no line between including a few black elves in the background of a scene and replacing Galadriel with a black transgender woman in a wheelchair since the integrity for such changes being certified in the first place, black actors replacing prominently white characters etc., already resides in the rubble of their deconstruction. I would hazard my guess being that the changes will be gradual from the ground up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      While Death is support character and a team mom she is arguably more popular than Dream. So her casting is absolutely awful.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gonna fricking murder this raven holy shit
    wish matthew were the one who caught the buckshot to the back

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the ADR sounds so fricking weird to me it's almost like it was done by entirely different actors. I wonder if anyone else noticed this

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is genuinely so awful
    should i just go read the comics? i saw in a previous thread that Death is a cute goth mommy gf, which seems leagues ahead of where this trainwreck is headed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're asking us if the source material is better than the Netflix live action adaption?........yes, it is.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, thats enough of this show for me I can see where this is going

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jenna's good and also the most accurate live action Constantine adaption to date, lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who else has done it besides John Wick (who is superior by the way)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't remember the actor but there was a brief disney/marvel Hellraiser series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was an NBC show that got cancelled after one season and DC tv capeshit used him too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's actually kind of incredible how cheap and shitty all those dc tv shows are

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            God that shit looks so embarrassing look at his fricking coat it's $17.99 Amazon tier it's a real question not rhetorical when I ask how does anyone watch that stuff?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Constantine is the kind of guy to buy his clothes at Walmart, though.
              (Ps frick Amazon)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Problem is it looks brand new.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok yeah, I see what you mean.
                Couldn’t get anyone to live in it awhile? Even slightly soil the thing..?
                Oof production.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's an entire profession in production whose entire career is making clothes look realistically distressed. Apparently they did not wish to pay that particular LA union lesbian

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can see that for movies, but this is an ongoing TV show where he's a regular. Just don't wash it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Constantine is the kind of guy to buy his clothes at Walmart, though.
                No he's not... He's the kind of guy who buys a proper suit, tie and coat when he's got the money and is in a positive mood where he decides it's time to dress properly again, but then it decays as he keeps wearing his one good suit and coat through all the late nights of work and partying and sleeping in it etc. With how clean that shirt and tie looks he should also be shaved and be wearing the tie properly because he's in a fancy period of his life where he cares about drycleaning his clothes, not a grunge period where he's throwing on a dirty shirt and foregoing the tie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Constantine was way better on Legends than he was in his own show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >who is superior by the way)
          Lol no he was just playing his Devil's Advocate character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      please watch until the raven
      i want to to feel my pain
      i need you to see it, to hear it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Episode 3 right? I'll try anon but I'm cringing hard at "Johanna Constantine" I'm surprised they didn't change it to Constintina

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's like midway through. she'll point him out pretty soon
          it's baaad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't have rights to John Constantine so this change would had happen even if they weren't woke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just finished episode 3, yeah Matthew is voiced terribly. really annoying cartoon network tier voice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wew, no, frick them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's cringe, but I have a strong feeling this was a mandate from WB. Weren't they planning that J.J. Abrams Constantine show when this was being made?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't realise who the raven was voiced by but it now makes so much sense why he was annoying.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That goofy looking small-mouthed nepo baby somehow slept with Maya Hawke

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The amazon audible version is 10000000000x better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or just fricking read the comic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t even have to pay, it’s easy to find online.
          10000000000x better than some Amazon shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And there is part two also both kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      charles dance plays the same character in this and he's surprisingly way better than he is in the show, i don't know how that happened

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s because the audible version is kino and the Netflix vs is woke filth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The amazon audible version is 10000000000x better

        ear kino https://youtu.be/_0oWv2_-_gQ?t=22

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the gay Black person shit? Honestly there are parts of the show I like, but Jesus fricking Christ. Also they wrote off that crazy bong man too soon.

    Also, the diner episode could have been 10/10 if they made it at least 3 times more edgy and the ending less deus ex machina.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im unironically losing my mind over here at this stupid fricking raven i hate him so much holy frick i can't even put it into words

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it gets a lot worse than the raven anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        muh dreams don't fricking die
        but god how i wish the raven would

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly that whole scene felt like some cringe child argument fight anyhow. Matthew man literally couldn't make that scene worse for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay $5 for someone to redub all Patton Oswalt's voice with their own voice, even if it was just a normal voice that you would hear on the street
      In fact even if they just muted Patton Oswalt and put subtitles on screen
      $5

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I always hate when I'm trying to enjoy some random nerd thing and somehow Patton Oswalt shows the frick up in it. It happens a lot more often than one would think. He's like a fart cloud that won't fricking clear.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A fricking TWO Patton Oswalds in Agents of Shield
          >guest in RLM
          He really does huh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Patton Oswalt's
        And you are financing Netflix by watching this?
        Are all of you moronic?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          of course not

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >first episode dream says gregory used to be a nightmare (and obviously isn't any more)
    >tells the nightmare black woman at the end she has to be a nightmare
    huh?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mister sandman
    Have sex with me
    Please take away, my vir-gin-ity

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this show actually watchable? It's a netflix original, so I assumed it was utter garbage and didn't bother with it, but people on here seem to be talking about it, so is it one of the few exceptions? I can tolerate up to 2 race swapped black people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's like one straight relationship, a billion black women and a billion lesbians
      watch the first 5 episodes then stop if you're desperate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First half is watchable, second half is just random dumb shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you are a huge fan of comics ie leftist moron, but even they are slightly baffled by all raceswaps and homosexual being dialed up to eleven

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know anything about the comics, I'm a fan of Tim Burton esque weird fantasy settings and this looked kind of like it would scratch that itch, but I guess I'll skip it if it's that bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, no.
      It’s badly written.
      Special effects might save it for you.
      But then there’s all the obnoxious race swapped characters.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    around the middle of episode 6 this series becomes garbage

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Willing to give it a try but reeks of homosexualry and agenda.
    Any anon watched this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Read the graphic novels decades ago as well, so I, might be biased. Pros:
      >Sturridge is great
      >Thewlis is fantastic
      >Good visuals
      >ep 6 is a banger
      Cons:
      >Massive amounts of homosexualry I never could have envisioned. Apparently 90% of humanity is gay
      >Black folk everywhere
      >last 4 episodes are meh, but so were the same issues in the novels
      I'd say you can watch the first episode, and if you tolerate it watch until ep 6 and skip the rest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it’s both, but the episodes are mercifully brief.
      Try one, there’s a strange quantity of midwife who think it’s good, could do with some more actual people who know why and how it’s bad.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching this show now. This shit is netflix propaganda on steroids. Every character is gay or black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you've got it all wrong. Some of them are gay AND black!

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy has a weird shaped head

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