The Schizo Witch

The Schizo Witch

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She needed to get mating press-ed in this movie so bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By whom?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By the whole Kamar Taj

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me.
        Im ready, coach! Get me in there!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The bull

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, Doctor Strange. That could've easily solved both Stephen's and Wanda's problems: she'd get her children, and he'd get a wife to love who's just as fricked up as he is and therefore would never leave him.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Cute Witch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute witch. Please keep the cumming.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women get hotter when they're completely insane? Do I just hate myself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you have very low self esteem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you have very low self esteem.

      Aren't they ALL insane though?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For the most part yes, but some women were never talked out of it and they became feminists.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you want her to turn you into bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      piggy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her. She just needs a good dicking.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IS THERE ANYTHING SHE CAN'T DO?!?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Act.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True. She genuinely wants children.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did no one fricking downloaded her Tinder and told her "have fun"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          uhhh, she has HUGE range bro what do you mean

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have the sound version?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where is the wind coming from? something is not right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Think there was a portal behind her out of shot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was such a cute meaningful scene bros

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody post the shop plz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spooge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you came on her face right at his moment. Just as a joke of course, haha

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fan fact: you can't find more perfect character to be fit for "instant loss".

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 stages of a woman during rape.

    I have no sympathy for these prostitutes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think they are looking for your sympathy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        W-Was she fingering herself???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          one of the great mysteries

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Natural for her to go there when she's in bed like this. Obviously she's rubbed her pussy before in private like that and it was instictintive for her hand to go there.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanda causes untold destruction, pain, and death because her imaginary children couldn't exist anymore
    >Story wants us to be sympathetic towards her and take her seriously.

    >Thor genuinely loses his entire family over the course of a decade, and fails to save half the universe.
    >He is a le ebin joke meme man who is on le funny journey to find himself but make jokes hehe

    It's like they gave up after Endgame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pure sexism under the guise of 3rd wave feminism. Only the pain of women counts; men are meant to be strong, bare the burdern and not complain. Their pain is lesser because clearly they don't have emotions, but we also want them to have emotions and understand just how hard life is for all women. You just can't understand being a mother. Being a father doesn't count, because they don't do anything; but we also want them to provide for us and the children, be strong and supportive, put up with mood swings and hormones, but they can never be moody, because that is toxic masculinity.

      It's no wonder that gen z, and even melenials, have massive daddy issues and complexes surrounding their parents.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3/4 of suicides are from men and it will only get worse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing a good movie to a bad movie and expecting the rules applied to them to be the same
      MoM is a complex kino unlike the shitty Thor movie of the year

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't she just have sex?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    talkabout what you love

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People love her. And I kinda did too
    But what shit acting in this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think we underestimated the fact that all these families watching this movie, or on Disney+ have moms. And the MOMS fricking LOVE Scarlet Witch. They are imprinting, projecting, whatever. They love her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its an incel propaganda movie.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally, LITERALLY just watched this movie. Credits rolling and everything. It was fricking shit but she was the best part of it

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you had to sex her in order to save the universe haha man that would be something haha

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      goddammit

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH N

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that cum highlight at the bottom

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's an incel that goes on a spree shooting and the audience feels sympathy for her.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We think Wanda Olsen is a pretty cool lady, eh kills Serbians and doesn't afraid of being called someone's mom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she doesnt explicetely despises the lesser races so not based just yet

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't someone just impregnate her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too angry with all thee pent up orgasms after her robot died

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So was it the evil book or American suburbia that made her kill all those cultural appropriating whites and that minotaur?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanda's dildo was destroyed.
      >She started reading 50 Shades of Grey.
      >Can't discover a universe where she's the protagonist of that shitty book.
      >Goes crazy.
      Yes.

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