The Sims Movie in the works

How can they make a The Sims Movie?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Margot jumps in the pool
    >Suddenly the ladder (only way out) disappears
    >Camera cuts to 12yr old me furiously jerking off while Margot drowns
    >Ryan gosling painting 10 materpieces in the backround

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a psychological horror.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      A character wakes up in a room with no doors and they must computer, fridge, water droplets and news paper and yet they cannot leave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ryan Gosling is sad
      >depression manifests as tragic clown

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of trannies and blacks

    Because that's what we all liked about Sims 2

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Margot Robbie's Sims becomes friends enough with a rich man living in the hugest mansion on the map, asks him if she can join his family and he accepts
    >to celebrate she throws a pool party for the family
    Kino

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sims movie
    >margort tries cooking
    >fire starts
    >she dies
    >grim reaper comes
    >suddenly ryan gosling comes up
    >challenges death to a rap battle
    >lays the sickest stanza anyones heard in years
    >death bows to him
    >revies margo
    >goosline wins grammy
    >margy seethes in background

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think Sims can't be kino then you haven't played Sims https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwPzaX3AiPU

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just a ripoff of the truman show, which is what itll be

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't envsion "The Sims" as anything but a meta horror movie starting from denying them the toilet to on screen deaths comparable to Final Destination.

    As the Sim Family wonders what the frick is going on it dawns on them that they are nothing but characters in a video game meant to be killed, tormented for the amusement of some 15 year old.

    And then they install the sex and rape mod.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EA already sneaks in Easter eggs related to those mods into the game and the various Sims threads tend to also joke about EA/Maxis having moles planted in lewd modding circles to harvest data

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >someone removed the pool ladder!
    >HOW DO WE GET OUT

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 character impregnates every female character and tries to make the family tree a circle

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Margot takes a shower
    >Suddenly the entire shower disappears
    >She continues washing herself like nothing weird just happened

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, she just does meme schlock movies because she knows her career is worthless otherwise? Nice going, Margot.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sim margo is in new house
    >its nice
    >cant find bathroom
    >all the doors are suddenly gone
    >everything is being replaced by toasters and cheap folding chairs
    >power goes out
    >starving to death because no food
    >movie ends with her laying on a shitty piss covered floor with the house on fire
    its be a good a24 horror movie

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it like Sims 2 and we have a kino

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  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember how I tried to make a sim frick a ghost (her dead husband that I killed in a barbecue fire) by using the shower trick to get her naked and then locking her in a room with the ghost. I hope that's in the movie.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like Barbie, it'll just be a commercial for the product, convincing millennial women that its ok to continue to consume The Sims and that the product is in line with their world view.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still play The Sims 2.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Margot makes it shittier by default

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why women love the sims so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who will buddy

      HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      can i get a updoot fellas??? screen capped 2 twitter i mean x haha !

      - sent from my samsung fridge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just virtual dolls. They get to play dress-up and roleplay marrying chad. That's it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could be neat if they follow the commercials

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they wanted to capture the true spirit of The Sims, they'd sale half the movie in DLC packs.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it already exists. it's called boyhood

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trueman show but video games

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they make a reference to ATF mods?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they do it with The Sims' (1) aesthetic

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